#Two and a half
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also, this trio is now called "T.A.A.H Women"
This is now my headcanon, Vergilius can definitely back me on this.
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want yuuta so deep inside we’ll need the jaws of life to unclamp me from him.
#quinnin. ♔#I’m biologically wired to not let him go unless he’s given me at the very least two loads#Two and a half#three and teary eyed whimpering
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Dick Grayson's unmatched success as a child vigilante makes a lot more sense when you remember the Court of Owls was a thing and that Dick was meant to be the next Grey Son.
There is no way that someone at Haly's Circus wasn't there keeping an eye on him while he grew up. A future weapon needs to be trained and monitored after all, and a circus, a place where weird skills are completely normal, is actually a great place to secretly train a child.
You know, just some knife tricks that translated really well into actual fighting. How to get out of restraints and pick locks while under a time limit. Death defying acrobatic stunts that coincidentally do wonders for parkouring. That sort of thing. Nothing that seems out of place for a boy growing up around circus performers to learn, but would literally any where else.
I mean, while I fully believe that most kids would want to kill the man responsible for their parents deaths, Dick was weirdly prepared to go through it. He tracked down Zucco with way more ease than any normal child should have too. He became the first child vigilante, for goodness sake. The first Robin! He only started getting formal training after he basically forced Bruce into it!
Bruce himself has no idea that this kind of competency in a child is unusual, considering he was much too blinded by the similarities between his and Dick's tragic orphanhoods.
Alfred is in a similar boat because he’s desensitized to weird children after he somehow managed to successfully raise Bruce 'The Batman' Wayne, so he doesn't clock the hyper-competency as abnormal either.
By the time the other batkids start popping up (Jason 'The Audacity' Todd, borderline-street rat with no fear) (Tim 'the greatest stalker in Gotham history' Drake, child genius, also bullied his way into becoming Robin) (Barbara 'raised by the only uncorrupt cop in gotham' Gordon) (Stephanie 'daddy issues and spite' Brown) (Duke 'Pretends he's the normal one and people believe him' Thomas) it's too late.
It would also explain how Dick got along so well with Damian out of all of them. Similar childhood with different approaches and all that. On some subconscious level, Dick recognises and resonates with the murderous ten year old assassin with strong familial ties to a secret elite assassin organization.
It isn't until after the whole Court of Owls and Grey Son reveal that suddenly Dick realises a whole lot of things about his childhood that suddenly make a lot more sense.
#it takes Tim exactly two years to connect the dots#he bolts upwards in his bed with wide eyes and proceeds to swear so profusely he wakes up half the house#Dick also gets along really well with Cass when I think about it#i feel like the Grey Son implications need to be explored more#dick grayson#batman#dc comics#batfam#batfamily#dc#bruce wayne#dc robin#nightwing#alfred pennyworth#batbros#batkids
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has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment
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the history book on the shelf is always repeating itself
#something sinister happens in my brain when I think about the 1 and a half parallels between these two like uhm#silly and grumpy. I’d get into it but we’d be here all day#one piece#luffy#roronoa zoro#zolu#red hair shanks#dracule mihawk#mishanks#OPLA#one piece fanart#my art
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I wish people understood more that animals go through puberty just like people do, and that "teen" animals will have new and often unpleasant behaviors as they grow and try and figure out their place in the world.
Many of the animals I see being rehomed are right at the one to two year old mark, when maturity is still an ongoing process and their behaviors get more intense. Be patient with them! They DO grow out of it!
Aster was a holy terror until he was almost 3 and now he's the best cat I've ever owned. If you can't deal with these changes, adopt a mature animal instead of getting a puppy or kitten, because it's more likely than not they will have a turbulent teen phase.
#currently navigating that with Tuunbaq who is just shy of a year old now#his breed is slow to mature too so I have probably another year and a half to two years of him being kind of a dick#i know its hard but you signed up for the responsibility#unless the situation is becoming dangerous im of the opinion that patience is a virtue
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you guys are never gonna guess what i watched recently
IVE ACCUMULATED SO MANY
#transformers#maccadam#tf one spoilers#tf one#orion pax#optimus prime#d 16#bumblebee#elita one#megatron#starscream#soundwave#shockwave#ive been an off and on transformers fan for years#ive been getting gen 1 stuff recommended to me#and half of it is ALWAYS STARSCREAM#i really love soundwave#love him and his two whole lines of dialogue#transformers one
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Ok, just imagine
Danny using his ghost powers to learn astronomy (and actually discovering new aspect of his powers w/out realizing)
(post with secret eheheh)
#danny phantom#danny fenton#dp fanart#art#it is literally half pas two at night#I forgot how to write#and I wanna draw more Danny but I need to get some fucking sleep#good time of the day to everyone
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corrupted godhood. reluctant false messiah. prophecy as a creeping all consuming malady. does the oracle see the future or make the future? the horror of trapping yourself inescapably on purpose. the chains of destiny dragging you towards the path you are fighting tooth and nail to free yourself from. there never having been a chance to begin with. no other choice to make. but making that choice regardless.
#feel delirious with how well denis captured all of this. he made my blorbo of all time real 😭😭 timtom i owe u everything <3#way over half a decade waiting for this was more than worth it. im swooning#dune#dune part two#paul atreides#dunetwo#thats my sweet darling angel baby boy despotic genocidal religious figurehead who never did anything wrong ever 💖
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headcanon that percy and annabeth have a relationship contract they made after they got together once the war came to pass. they outlined it on paper in percy's bedroom. typed up a final draft using sally's laptop. and printed out and laminated it at the local library on their two month anniversary. and they abide by it like it's the law.
#“if one or both parties adopt an animal of any kind both parties in said relationship are characterized as it's legal parental guardian”#“if percy mentions the sphinx incident from the labyrinth to an outside party of which were not on the quest” ->#“annabeth can post photos of a guinea pig around camp half-blood and notify its residents of the events on circe's island”#“the two parties shall meet twice a month to remain up-to-date on whether each parties needs are being met within the relationship”#“if one party fails to acknlwledge the monthly anniversaries of said relationship” ->#“the other party can threaten divorce regardless of applicability”#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo text post#pjo#pjo headcanon#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percabeth#percabeth headcanon#percabeth fluff#percabeth cute#percabeth being amazing#percabeth being the cutest to ever not exist#percabeth funny#percabeth for the win#annabeth definitely threatened to divorce percy on their one-month anniversary during their trip to paris#i dont make the rules#(yes i do)
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Mike and Vanessa learn about FNAF sister location
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#michael afton#fnaf vanessa#vanessa afton#mike schmidt#circus baby#william afton#purple guy#fnaf#sister location#fnaf movie#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#it’s okay guys Michael got better promise :-)#finally purple Michael..#I might change his look the more I draw him#but I think he looks pretty cool#the other two don’t even enough the half of it#Vanessa is chill with it but Mike definitely be way more lost
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Gravity falls has a CHOKEHOLD on me so here's a comic style cover for the episode A Tale of Two Stans ✌️😘🤙
👀I couldn't decide what others I liked so you can all have some other versions too
#gravity falls#gf stanford#stanford pines#stanley pines#gf stanley#comic art#4am drawing#i seem to do my best work at 4am when half delirious with lack of sleep#a tale of two stans
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star wars, but it’s just the memes
MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU
#star wars#swedit#star wars day#may the fourth be with you#may the force be with you#starwarsblr#swsource#usernik#tuserpris#useralison#userelio#tusernicky#userautie#tusernath#usercim#useremi#usersem#usertiny#usershale#underbetelgeuse#there really could be at least another half dozen from rots BUT i've had enough#maybe i do a part two one day 👀#*gifs
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Merry Christmas, Sunshine 🌻
2024 has been the year of Grimmy - we're excited to see what next year will bring!
For now, we wish you all a happy holidays and a restful new year 🥰
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To close out the year, here's a few quick reminders!
🌻 The Steam Winter Sale is on right now! You can grab a lot of our games for ~60% off
🌻 You can grab the Grimmy 2.0 Plushie and the Grim/Azrael Pin Set on Makeship for a limited time only!
🌻 Maybe coolest of all... Beyond the Bet, our brand new A Date with Death DLC, is out right now on Steam!
Use your Christmas money to buy it (or make your friends send you a copy as a gift) <3
#a date with death#visual novel#gamedev#indie game#vn#two and a half studios#otome#interactive fiction#amare
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#webcore#old web#nostalgia#furry#computer#old computer#retro#lyrics are from two and a half pixels by all levels at once
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