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When you have a dog with a bladder the size of a fucking peanut and no backyard, like me, when the dog starts whining and doing the 'gotta pee!' wiggles, you gotta take him on walkies no matter the state you're in. This has resulted in my neighbors seeing some very interesting sights over the ten years I've had him. So far they've seen me in:
Hairdresser's poncho with my hairdye still setting.
With my hair in those curly snake rollers
Those little foam bomb curlers
One half of my head curled, the other clipped out of the way
Generally, if there was a curler invented in the last 100 years, the neighbors had seen it on my head
My pjamas. All of them.
In a white tshirt, soaking wet
A bathrobe and a turban
Dressed like a beduin, often(I burn easily, and if I don't have time to put on sunscreen before having to dash, I just cover myself in loose airy clothes from head to toe)
Various halloween costumes, including the one with peeling zombie skin
Including too big fake vampire teeth I glued on with denture glue that turned out to be a bit too strong
With green hairspray that was so shoddy it dyed EVERYTHING green. Including my hair, the rest of me, my bathroom and my dog.
A funeral outfit. Twice.
Fancy opera outfit, which I finished barefoot with my heels in hand.
With geisha paint (was practicing for a friend's cosplay)
All kinds of slutty clubbing outfits
Covered in blood (had to pill our tomcat, who did not want to be pilled, and I didn't notice the scratches had started bleeding again until halfway through the walk)
Covered in very convincing fake bandages (I acted in an insurance commercial and had to look like I'd been attacked by a wild animal)
Probably more, but that's off the top of my head. Currently have American 40ies curlers in my hair and sent a pic to bestie, resulting in this convo:
And that, my friends, if how I've become the friendly neighborhood Tumblr influencer.
#tumblr influencer#they said it cannot be done on the antisocial media#but they were fools#for I've done it#dogs#doggo#stupidog
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Sunlight 2017
#art#anti instagram#my artwork#my work#my art#original my work#graphic design#art by me#2017#photographer#photography#my photos#photoshoot#sunlight#original content#content#unique#content creator#artists on tumblr#photographers on tumblr#nature photographer#tumblr influencer#gabber artist
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i have 1500 more followers on my porn blog than my regular blog... memes don't sell? llol
how do you sell a meme? can you make money on here? like i could be an influencer or some shit?
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idk if you remember it but I want you to know that thanks to a post you made a hot second ago sometimes I quietly say i need to jerk my it to myself
truly sometimes all you need is your it to be jerked
the influence i have, sometimes you really just need to jerk your it and then it'll all be okay
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guys my friend is on a mission to find my tumblr can yall make me famous before she finds it bc it would be rlly funny.....
#art#2d animation#south park#cats of tumblr#make me famous#famous#girlblog#tumblr influencer#tumblr#tumblrina#coquette#dark academia#y2k
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Okay so a tumblr influencer is a thing?? I’m one step closer to my dream job😭
#lool pls#no way no way#tumblr influencer#influencer#social media#baddiiesfr#the baddest bitch#like yessss#get the bag#okay okay#purrrr#anyways slayyy#periodt luv#tumblr
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A post from the alternative reality where Tumblr influencers are a thing:
“ Hey today’s post is sponsored by the Pikachu man, who promised that for every 10k of likes, he will email Martin Scorsese and ask him to make Goncharov.
And if that’s not enough, use the code Artemisia19 for 10% of Tumblr merch that lets all your loved ones know that in the year of our lord 2023, you still use Tumblr.”
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what if I just start telling people im a Tumblr Influencer. what even is a tumblr Influencer. the closest thing we have are tumblr funnymen™️ and beloved book authors
#madds.txt#neil geiman and chuck tingle have my heart#tumblr influencer#tumblr#cool#epic#funny#funny post#best post#most cool funny post ever#cool posts on tumbler dot com
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Tem gente que nasce fadado a concertar o mundo ao redor
Normalmente nascem em famílias desestruturadas
E buscam ao longo da vida, o equilíbrio em tudo!
Esse tipo de gente se adapta facilmente;
E nunca fala sobre o que sente, mas sempre sente.
Compreendem o incompreensível
Amam mesmo sem receber amor de volta
Sabe tudo sobre entrega e quase nada sobre troca
Tem gente que nasce no meio do fracasso
E nem por isso é fracassado
Se torna ambicioso e coleciona sonhos pra morrer com honra.
Esse tipo de gente sente o mundo como ninguém sente
Esse tipo de gente não tem paciência pra lamentação
São pessoas que agem e depois lidam
Esse tipo de gente tá no meio da gente diariamente
O que mais existem nos adultos são crianças machucadas
Tem gente que sangra sorrindo, esse tipo de gente sabe que chorar não torna nada mais bonito ou menos doloroso
Tem gente que cresce sendo criança
Tem gente que perdeu a infância aprendendo a ser adulto
Esse tipo de gente se adapta facilmente e pouco fala do que sente, aprendeu a lidar sozinho com tudo desde sempre.
No escuro do quarto tem um canto
No canto do quarto tem um canto
Um canto que ecoa da voz de quem se magoa
Que sente, que suporta, que processa e continua
Nas letras das melodias tem um voz que sai gritando tudo o que nunca disse;
sobre todos os que lhe viam como instrumento e não como voz que ecoava e sentia.
Tem gente que sente tudo e precisa agir como se não sentisse nada.
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y'all my friend named Colton keeps calling me a "tumblr influencer" and will not listen to my criticisms so y'all get his ass please
#tumblr#I'm just gonna add a bunch of random tags#xyz#abc#xyzbca#michael jackson hee hee#lemon demon#influencer#girl help#lgbtq#lesbian#confused person#finger guns#cinder block#marble hornets#memes#brocken#fuck autism speaks#tumblr influencer#please reblog or reply with your disapproval#mental illness#russel hobbs#seth wilson#alexander hamilton
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HEY GUYSITSJOJOSIWA
And I'm here to talk about OVIPOSITING
GET READY WITH ME WHILE I SPIN THE "THE WHEEL OF UNIVERSES FOR DANNY PHANTOM TO CROSSOVER TO"
what's a tumblr influencer? what am i influencing? my mental illness? 😭
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Local PHD student at wizard school HARRASSED!! FOR SHAME!!
#laios touden#falin touden#marcille donato#farcille#arts#dungeon meshi#hello Im back again! to tumblr#also Im pretty shamlessly using beebfreeb 's falin outfit. I like it a lot I think thats how she is#delicious in dungeon#obviously influenced by some other peoples designs of modern designs figured Id put that disclaimer i do love those#i have no idea what the canonicity of laios going to the library is. like. he knows a lot#but i dont know if thats from books necessarily? jsut thought it was funny just pretend its this particualr libraary if that bothers u I gu
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Thinking about the next winter .......
#anti instagram#art#my artwork#my work#my art#original my work#art by me#winter wonderland#winter#photographer#photography#my photos#photoshoot#content creator#contentproducer#snow#wood#landscape#sauerland#artists on tumblr#artistic photography#photographers on tumblr#original content#tumblr influencer
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At least naked isn't on the list
When you have a dog with a bladder the size of a fucking peanut and no backyard, like me, when the dog starts whining and doing the 'gotta pee!' wiggles, you gotta take him on walkies no matter the state you're in. This has resulted in my neighbors seeing some very interesting sights over the ten years I've had him. So far they've seen me in:
Hairdresser's poncho with my hairdye still setting.
With my hair in those curly snake rollers
Those little foam bomb curlers
One half of my head curled, the other clipped out of the way
Generally, if there was a curler invented in the last 100 years, the neighbors had seen it on my head
My pjamas. All of them.
In a white tshirt, soaking wet
A bathrobe and a turban
Dressed like a beduin, often(I burn easily, and if I don't have time to put on sunscreen before having to dash, I just cover myself in loose airy clothes from head to toe)
Various halloween costumes, including the one with peeling zombie skin
Including too big fake vampire teeth I glued on with denture glue that turned out to be a bit too strong
With green hairspray that was so shoddy it dyed EVERYTHING green. Including my hair, the rest of me, my bathroom and my dog.
A funeral outfit. Twice.
Fancy opera outfit, which I finished barefoot with my heels in hand.
With geisha paint (was practicing for a friend's cosplay)
All kinds of slutty clubbing outfits
Covered in blood (had to pill our tomcat, who did not want to be pilled, and I didn't notice the scratches had started bleeding again until halfway through the walk)
Covered in very convincing fake bandages (I acted in an insurance commercial and had to look like I'd been attacked by a wild animal)
Probably more, but that's off the top of my head. Currently have American 40ies curlers in my hair and sent a pic to bestie, resulting in this convo:
And that, my friends, if how I've become the friendly neighborhood Tumblr influencer.
#tumblr influencer#they said it cannot be done on the antisocial media#but they were fools#for I've done it#dogs#stupidog#doggo
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@strangeravatar made a great point
i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make
but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do
ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad
#conclusion: if one of them smokes weed they BOTH get high#but it's a baby's metabolism vs a sun god's so if CELESTIA is zooted spike is DEAD#i also like to imagine rainbow dash becomes quite the philosopher while under the influence#and yes their bong IS zecoras potion bottle from season 4 episode 1/2 thanks for asking#anyways#this is a long ass comic with. minimal payoff. but we're POSTING IT ANYWAY BABES#i couldnt decide if it would be funnier to have zephyr breeze at the end or one of those regular white blue-haired blue-eyed stock guards#i left it as zephyr. the real ones get it#i guess the real ones are everybody who saw season 9 episode 4#but cmon why ELSE do you think celestia would hire that guy#it's cause she's a freak and im calling her out on my tumblr dot com#mlp#mlp fim#mlp friendship is magic#mlp g4#mlp fanart#princess celestia#princess luna#rainbow dash#fluttershy#spike the dragon#zephyr breeze#horse comic#me art#also that font is one i made based off my own handwriting!! im so happy about it#though it does look. exactly like comic sans#idk how to feel about that tbh#wow you can just talk to yourself in the tags forever and no one will even know huh
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I really miss the old tumblr xo
#black tumblr#tumblr influencer#i miss the old tumblr#like damn#what a turn of events#what a time that was
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