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Most adorable bouquet

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being a teenage girl between 2010 and 2015 must have been the shit. lana del rey dropped born to tie and ultraviolence. the arctic monkeys dropped am. justin bieber. one direction. u had tumblr and weheartit. u post a black and white pic of a cigarette and u get like 20k notes. pretty little liars, vampire diaries and glee were all on tv. twilight was still really popular. all around it must have been fun

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me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

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Wait. Waitwaitwaitwait.

THAT James Somerton!?!?!?!?!

Y'all.

Y'all.

What the fuck.

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I let myself rest and now I'm daydreaming about academia and academic research and writing again

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I wouldn't say I'm a lapsed cultist. I still accept the basic worldview--I believe that Cthulhu lies in R'lyeh in a deathlike sleep, I believe his Star-spawn shall one day cleanse the earth and usher in an age of shouting and killing and reveling in joy, yada yada--but I'm not, y'know, religious about it. Cthulhu has lied sleeping for, like, countless aeons, he's probably not waking up in my lifetime. I doubt giving up my Friday nights to chant "Cthulhu fhtagn" with a bunch of naked old guys in a basement is gonna wake him up any faster. I mean, if I ever have kids, I'll probably start going again, but that's more about teaching good morals.

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play again? ✅/⛔

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Sproing

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“Northern Lights in Finland” ~ By iMike Graphics

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The Worm

He destroyed his string

Yes

YES

Courtesy of @cephalopodvictorious

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i love pitting classically trained magic users against self-taught magic users in sci-fi/fantasy but it shouldn’t be snobbish disdain for them it should be terror

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THIS SONG IS FUCKING AWESOMEEEEE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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MAY YOUR DAY BE YAOIFUL ON THIS YAOI DAY EVERYONE 🥳🎉👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨💞

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Oh worm, where is your string?

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Fly was still alive as of an hour ago. That's when I finally dug out the flyswatter out of the junk drawer and killed it myself. The cats are still not getting wet food.

There is a fly in my kitchen. I fear the cats have unionized and are on strike. And though the dog is willing to be a scab, he's really shitty at it.