#TrollKing

[trolltitan]

The Hypocrisy of Modern Feminism: The Troll King’s Mission of Exposing It

Ever noticed how modern feminism claims to "fight for equality" but often promotes double standards? For instance, advocating for gender quotas vs. picking the most qualified candidate choices regardless of gender. Let's dive into the ironic world of Modern Feminism where ‘empowerment’ sometimes looks a lot like hypocrisy. Ready to laugh at the contradictions? Join the Troll King in exposing the farce that is Modern Feminism!

Remember folks, if you truly want equality, egalitarianism is king! The Troll King has spoken! 👑

[dailymtgflavortext]

"Heavy? Ha! The Trollking of Mossrun was heavy, and I tossed him five miles!"

-Axgard Braggart

[goofmuffin]

🧌 ice troll 🧌 abyss troll 🧌 troll zombie 🧌 troll skeleton 🧌 trollking 🧌 chaos troll

🧌 hill troll 🧌 cave troll 🧌 mountain troll 🧌 woods troll 🧌 bridge troll 🧌 lava troll

[toywalker]

Every hero needs a villain. So I'm putting together a CRO-MAN antagonist. Craytor, the Troll King! ⚔️👑💀 ________________________________ #prototype #custombootleg #skullman #kingentropy #trollking #skeletor #thulsadoom #wizard #knockofftoy #motuko #fivepointfive #croman #conquerorofiron #comingsoon https://www.instagram.com/p/B8I3GMVADO_/?igshid=yuo8oofkccn4

[allenrschroeder]

Troll King He is awesomely disgusting. #paintedminiatures #dnd #d&d #painting #miniature #art #artist #artoninstagram #reapermini #bonesminiatures #troll #trollking (at West Salem, Wisconsin) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqVKP3BBqRO/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1q6i4oq20ii5i

[jasonjnorton]

Finished Troll Hunters season 2 last night. Great job everyone who worked on it! I really like it. Put me in the mood to draw some trolls. Meet the Troll King!!

[childrenofthemadhatter]

Same friend gifted me this troll king last year. This picture is speacil to me because I was given it in person. Meeting an online friend is beyond an amazing experience and I look forward to when we can meet again. 

Afterwards I framed it and decorated it with my endless collection of craft items. (Will take a better picture in the future)

Artist: デキルFraん

You can find her active on the following

 Deviantart: https://www.deviantart.com/sawakophoenny

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sawakophoenny/

Twitter: https://twitter.com/SawakoP394

And as of now, her commissions are still open

[videcoeur]

My select is a grocery store, pick a troll while you shop and on your way out i’ll give you a plot

[frutavel]

I looked through my art folder and picked four of my most recent arts that sparked the most joy

In order we have Emogoth Mansinho, The Lovers tm, Casts Spell Of Trans Your Gender and She Got Trollking On Her Shoulders ^^

[ornamentalmantodea]

•° Ii jukt talk tto other trollk? Ookay °•

•° @tonguelesscartoon Wwhat do I even do on hhere? °•

[daylightisminetoconsume]

13. For Morgunmar

13. [quiet jealousy] - Your muse becomes jealous over my muse for whatever reason, and expresses it non-verbally, lingering closer to my muse than usual, touching them casually, etc

The maiden was in his woods again.

Gunmar wasn’t sure if it was the eleventh or twelfth time he threatened to eat her intestines if she trespassed again, but clearly, it wasn’t something she worried about.

He knew she was here because the whelps were giggling.

“Oh, aren’t you a brute!” she laughed, lifting her arm. 

A tiny gumm-gumm whelp growled, hanging from her forearm by its teeth. 

A few drops of blood beaded onto a beautiful lace sleeve, but if the woman minded, she didn’t say.

With barely a wince, she tickled her painted fingers against the cub’s belly, and caught it when it let go.

“Oh, you’re going to grow so big and strong.” She crooned gently, brushing a her hand over the whelp’s brow. A few more younglings skittered in circles around her, chewing at the hem of her pearl-white dress, or climbing over each other to cuddle in her lap.

One very confused little whelp had managed to fit a wedding veil over its eyes, and was munching thoughtfully on the transparent silk.

Gunmar’s low growl very nearly shook the ground. In a flash, the younglings scattered, scurrying off into the shadows to try and escape the King’s wrath.

“Your life is forfeit, woman.”

“Good morning, your greatness” She bowed properly, keeping her head low, as if ducking an invisible pair of horns. “You’re awake a bit early.”

“Did you not hear me?” Gunmar snorted, bringing his face down to give her a closer look at his teeth. “I warned you about trespassing in my territory.”

“I know, and I mean no intrusion. This forest is just so wild, so free, It makes me feel like I could just melt into the shade and become a tree myself.”

“You are about to become a meal!” Gunmar snarled, “I am going to roast you over a cookfire made from the bones of your---”

As Gunmar ranted, the woman pulled a woven basket into her lap, and calm as a millpond, she grabbed something and stuffed it into the Gumm-gumm kings mouth.

The Troll recoiled, eye wide as he chewed on reflex.

“I brought Tribute.” the woman said, in that friendly, sing-song tone of hers. “I know it’s customary to bring weapons when passing through a Warlord King’s territory, but what does the castle have that you trolls can’t smite better yourselves. If you’re still going to eat me, I won’t stop you.”

She sighed, a very dramatic sigh.

“But at the very least you should try the  honey-egg tarts. If they aren’t suitible tribute, then consider them an appetizer.”

Gunmar swallowed, then stared down at the woman for a beat.

“You have....more?”

“Of course.” She scooted to the side, making room for him to sit. “You can’t feed a Bull Troll on a single eggtart---I’m sorry, is that the right term, ‘Bull?’ It didn’t feel right to call you a man---“

“Bull is right for me.” 

The woman smiled in response, and offered him the basket.

Gunmar snatched it, and began digging out handfuls of pastries.

“Why are you dressed like that?” He demanded with his mouth full.

“Oh, it’s my wedding day.” she explained, “Some horrible duke from Denmask, my third-cousin or other. Father says he’ll ‘settle’ me but the man is an awful bore. I left him at the alter.”

Gunmar paused, the fur on his back rising.

“So you humiliated him before his tribe.”

“Oh, no. Merlin humiliated him. It was his idea to set the privvy on fire and give me a chance to escape. He’ll get over it. He seemed happy enough being single last night, when he took the countess and her handmaiden to his bed.”

Gunmar choked.

“I couldn’t go through with it, you see.” she said quietly, “I would’ve been expected to move to his estate. No more wild-wood, no more little troll fawns, no more of these conversations...I like talking with you. You’re the first ‘man’ I’ve ever met who says exactly what he means.”

The Warlord coughed, giving his chest a few hard thumps, before dislodged some half-chewed eggtart.

“I---”

Once more, she stopped him from speaking.

In her wedding dress, muddy and covered in brambles, Morgana the fey settled back, resting her head in the Trollking’s lap.

“Alright, I’m ready to be devoured.” She said cheerfully, folding her hands over her front. 

Gunmar frowned, working his jaw up and down slowly.

“MORGANA!!!”

A shrill, angry voice came toward the treeline. Male, and vaguely accented.

“WOMAN! YOUR FATHER PROMISED YOU TO ME! If you don’t come out, I will go in and fetch you! MORGANA! If you make me ruin these silks I swear to our Lord you won’t sit properly for a month!!!”

Gunmar’s claw came down then, resting over the girl in his lap. His palm covered her like a warm stone blanket, and she smiled, tracing one of the blue runes.

His upper lip curled, release a low, hateful growl the bubbled up out of his chest like bile.

“Leave.” he ordered, rising to his feet. “And don’t come back.”

The young bride pushed herself up.

“Aren’t you going to eat me, my lord?”

“No.”

Gunmar turned in the direction of the voice.

“I’m in the mood for a danish.”

[fistfulofgammarays]

More translation practice. 

Song here.

Sång

Fran en tid da allt var gryning. Den tid som människobarn glömt. Som en gyttja fran urtids famn. En tid ingen kan, en tid utan namn.

I grottans djup ni legat da. När trollfolk i vildmarken steg. Da var ni i talen fa. Da mitt folk gick ytans väg.

En svart hemlighet i forntids skygga. Dold i glömska nu stenen läro mej. Om trollkungens krig mot en giftig sugga. Ty stenen viska den ljuga ej.

Ur sanningens källa jag tar min dödssup. Den fylla mina lungor, den fylla min trut. Ur sanningens källa, dunkel och djup.

Song

From a time when all was dawning the time manlings have forgotten like mud from primeval depths a time unknown, a time without name.

In the cave's depths you lay when trollfolk paced in the wilderness few you were in number when my people took the surface path.

A dark secret in dawntime's shadow hidden in obscurity now the stone teaches me of the trollking's war against a vicious bitch for the stone whispers no lies.

From the truth's source I take my poison it fills my lungs, it fills my snout From the truth's source, darkness and depth.

[spanky606]

Reposted from @real.rap.only - Lmaoo 🤦‍♂️ #hiphop #fuckmumblerap #trollking #kanyewest #kimkardashian #rap - #regrann https://www.instagram.com/p/BwTFnnYHZlY/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1queql8tgnggg

[toywalker]

Here come the bad boys! Nean-Dor Thal, Ymir, Craytor, Thork, and Boarthal (bonus figure, 2nd pic). Was playing around with the molds that @pagantoys has sent me before he left for Japan. It's hard to see in the pic, but Ymir's torso is actually filled with meat! _______________________________ #cromanconquerorofiron #5point5 #handmade #custombootleg #motuko #resintoys #badboysrule #skeletor #skullman #trollking #ymir #baltard #beastman #combowarrior #defendersoftheplanets #mastersoftheuniverse https://www.instagram.com/p/B9PiaLbgFN-/?igshid=evr0ie7b973r

[theteebbrand93]

BRUHHHHH @50cent has no chill when it comes to this IG shade 😂😂 (Video courtesy Via: @tmz_tv ) @ashanti gives a brief explanation about the concert situation with her and @ruleyorkcity it’s okay ASHANTI WE STILL LUV YA QUEEN! 50 has no chill tho 😂😂😂😂#trollking #teespeaks🗣 #teereviews✍🏾 #lecheminduroi #talkaboutit #getthestrap #shadeeee #ashanti #jarule #thewallofcomedy #tmznews #tmz #teereviews #bellator #50vseverybody 😂😂 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bpc2v5pFhqa/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1utnl9pv1vx2p

[epiclifenorway-blog]

📷 @norwegiantrolltears Viola visiting Oppdal, Norway, today. Interested in folk tale about norwegian trolls, northern lights, magic nature, bridalveilfalls and trolltears? Welcome to read the folktale about Stump, the Norwegian Troll and the Magic Trolltears 😊 www.trolltears.com #norwegiantrolltears #oppdal #trøndelag #troll #trolltears #trolsk #bridalveilfalls #norwegiantrollslivehere #treebeard #nature #oldstumps #foresttrolls #fairytail #eventyr #folktales #childrenbook #ilovenature #instanature #trolldoll #trolls #luckytroll #vintagetroll #norwegentroll #トロール #peikko #trold #trollking #norwegiantrolls #flora (at Oppdal, Nord-Trondelag, Norway)