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lavendervirgos · 5 months ago

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I know you said you fancied me. But do you imagine fucking me while I’m wearing one of your shirts?

#text #mine #me and who #top tier stuff #relationship goals #nsft concept #bd/sm community

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egophiliac · 21 days ago

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do skully have pokemon?

Pumpkaboo is the obvious one, but y'know, sometimes the obvious one is the right one! (we'll say SUPER SIZE Pumpkaboo, just for fun. big pumpkin for big skeleton boy.) and another person actually also suggested Greavard, which I somehow hadn't considered, but feels so perfect that I feel like I should have. dangit.

(they can also have little Nightmare Suit costumes :D)

#art #twisted wonderland #pokemon #poketwst #twisted wonderland spoilers #lost in the book with nightmare before christmas #hajimari no halloween #(sorry for leaving anon off for a while! i've gotten a rash of spam and i'm gonna wait it out a couple days before turning it back on)#also apologies for the rest of this not really being pokemon related #i don't have anything right now for part 4 of the event so i'm gonna use this space to go off about it #because. oh man.#a sad lack of the scullsman but a FEAST of everyone else #gotta love malleus and leona uniting in the common goal of hunting trey down for trying to game their whiny pettiness #(trey doesn't know what to do with someone he can't easily distract with cake)#also further confirmation that malleus WILL kill a small child and leona WILL point and laugh the whole time #also sebek's plans revolving around what he knows he's good at: screaming extremely loudly and hoisting nerds #and let us not forget what i consider to be the crowning jewel #which is jamil figuring out IMMEDIATELY where scully has taken his prisoners #only for everyone else to just. literally refuse to do anything about it.#jamil just standing there and going 'WE KNOW WHERE THEY ARE! WE CAN JUST! GO GET THEM!!!! WHYYY AREN'T WE GOING'#visibly losing his entire mind and it's beautiful #top 10 twst event moments honestly #also some delightful character consistency from jade being all #'actually my dicking around is a sign of my immense trust in your abilities to get things done :)'#'but also consider: there are currently two housewardens chasing a child'#'alternately angrily screaming poetry and begging them not to sue'#'and if you will pardon my city of flowers...there is no fucking way i'm missing that'#lock shock and barrel did not sign up for this. how did these idiots turn out to be somehow weirder than the three of them.#twisted wonderland must be a frightening place indeed

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marijane-eloise-blog · 8 months ago

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I'm in love with Lisa Frankenstein and male critics are wrong 🥰.

#it's the most movie ever made #sorry you don't know what it's like to be a goth girl in love #lisa frankenstein #lisa frankenstein movie #dream sequence #fanart #artists on tumblr #easily top movie in my books #lisa swallows #the creature #I think Mary Shelly would've loved it and isn't that the goal?

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starry-bi-sky · 3 months ago

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Incorrect Quotes for the Blood Blossom Au - DPXDC

Original Post Context Here but TL:DR - Vlad poisons (orphan) Danny with blood blossom. He runs off, finds Pre-Robin Battinson, Battinson saves his life. Danny is currently staying with him until the time being. Batdad all around, found family, woo!

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Bruce after giving Danny an antidote: poof. Just like that, the toxin’s gone

Blood Blossom, not gone just sedated: wrong! toxin’s right here you fucking brussel sprout

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Vlad at a gala while his godson is (allegedly) missing: Mister Wayne! A pleasure to meet you, I wanted to speak with you about hopefully setting up a deal between our brands—

Battinson, currently housing his (allegedly) missing godson: I don’t like you.

Vlad: —and it’d be a— i’m sorry?

Battinson, louder: I don’t. Like. You.

Vlad:

Bruce:

Vlad: If you could tell me what I did to offend you--

Battinson, with the intensity of a thousand suns: No.

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Danny: 🧿🧿

Bruce: 🧿🧿

Danny: 🧿🧿

Alfred, in the corner: Can you two socialize like normal people

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Danny: gun to your head, who would you rather kiss: riddler or the joker

Bruce:

Bruce: gun to my head?

Danny: gun to your head, yes.

Bruce, without missing a beat: pull the trigger

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Danny (is currently unaware Bruce = Bruce Wayne): hey Vlad's planning on poaching Mr. Wayne's company out from underneath his nose, would you be able to prevent Mr. Wayne from making any deals with him? Or just in general from being alone with him?

Bruce, realizing Danny doesn't know he's Bruce Wayne:

Bruce: ...yes.

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(Danny and Bruce are leaving Wayne Enterprises, Danny is wearing a face mask and obscuring most of his identity. There's a swarm of paparazzi at the doors)

Bruce:

Danny:

Danny: there's an open window on the first floor bathroom

Bruce, immediately turning on his heel: mh. mhm.

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Aunt Alicia:

Bruce:

Aunt Alicia:

Bruce:

Bruce 🤝 Aunt Alicia: "Vlad Masters can go fuck himself" club

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Bonus! Because looking at it makes me giggle and I think it needs to be shared

POV: You're Alfred living with two of the most socially awkward people in Gotham. Now with biblically accurate heights!

#dpxdc #danny fenton is not the ghost king #dp x dc #dpxdc crossover #dp x dc crossover #blood blossom au #dpxdc au #dp x dc au #hey fun fact i am currently writing chapter 4 of blood blossom rn #bc i am speed. and also had an idea for what the chapter was going to be about. which makes starting it easier because then i have a goal #and can go from there.#it is very important to me that danny and bruce are like cats with each other. they just Stare.#he is also canonically in fic 4'11 and bruce is 6'1 so the top of his head is like. a few inches below his shoulder #bruce doesn't correct danny's assumption NOT because it'll protect his secret identity longer but because Bruce is first and foremost.#a troll.

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frodo-a-gogo · 9 months ago

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Let us be brutally honest with ourselves and with eachother for a moment. If he weren't obese you motherfuckers would be capable of percieving evrart claires sexy sexy moral ambiguity and complex charms

#i am (lesbian) sipping him like a fine DESSERT WINE #my evidence by the way is very simple and very damning. joyce messier. there i said it.#if you guys can appreciate the fact that Joyce is a complex figure worthy of disgust yes but also worthy of empathy #despite being a venal coward facilitating acts of violence and slaughter of the organized working poor of martinaise in the name of capital #if you can understand that she is a dimensional figure while also being an embodiment of the moral apathy and cruelty if capital owners #but you cant look at evrart and see that he is (while deeply flawed and morally suspect) also a dimensional figure #on top of the fact that his motivations are eminently relatable and dare i say it baser #and his greatest failing imho is in failing to advocate for the interests of *all* the poor of martinaise #opting instead to marginalize the inhabitants of the fishing village in favor of a power grab in the interests of himself and his union #though this is imo a bit of a grey area morally. undeniably a wrong and bad thing to do but done in service of clairs political goals #to gather power to advocate for the working class against ultraliberal monoliths like wild pines and fascistic orgs like krenel #still super wrong but i can follow the moral arithmetic there tho i don't like it #but like my point is if u can see that joyce is evil and pathetic but still cool and sexy but you consider clair flatly distasteful #thats cus hes not conventionally attractive #cus he is *every bit* as dimensional and interesting as joyce and he is not nearly as politically shite even if hes interpersonally a jerk

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wuntrum · 5 months ago

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officially getting top surgery november 5th!!!!!!! what the hhell

#personal #through the power of d3sti3l or whatever. LKJDKF #will make an updated post fr the top surg collection/goal

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virfujiwara · 17 days ago

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Any The Book Of Life (2014) enjoyers here? Ramble in the tags lol Reminder that commissions are open and I'm making art for your donations and we are raising money for an AAPI charity through this zine, if you or someone you know likes Watcher, check it out!

#F1 #checo perez #max verstappen #daniel ricciardo #chestappen #maxiel #my art #sleepless art #the book of life #listennnn I think manolo fits checo better BUT daniel retiring -> manolo dying so Checo is Joaquin #rlly like max as maria tho like the rivalry revolves around her -> goal of being max’s teammate and RB's second driver #but like maria is her own force and she stands up for her values and chooses the best path for the city's welfare #->Max's loyalty to RB while standing up for checo and daniel's performances and focusing on winning the championship #also she's badass <3 #Joaquin -hero of the people- has to contend with the expectations tied to the Medal of Everlasting Life n being in the shadow of his father #->medal is the car and it comes w/pressure from RB to deliver top results within RB's structure+facing the constant rumors and RB being RB #Manolo “betraying” the Sanchez family legacy -> RB legacy -> Daniel leaving #Manolo being tricked by Xibalba making him think he was gonna be with Maria + his path through the Land of the Forgotten n all that #-> Daniel experiencing all kinds of setbacks + VCARB + contending for the position in RB + fucked up retirement #Xibalba's trickery to control the outcome and win the wager + straight up killing Manolo grdgfdh #RB's general orchestrations + competitive mindset + being shit to the drivers specifically making Daniel retire LIKE THAT #formula 1 #formula one

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biteurhip · 10 months ago

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Kyle McLachlan my favorite butch

#kyle mclachlan #twin peaks #dune 1984 #david lynch #that dune muscle tank top #oh lawd #the bandana around his neck #put that AWAY #this is the goal btw #this is the transition goal

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scurvyboy · 24 days ago

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Look!!

yes, yes, good. this was my intention all along.

#my goal was to be the top gay artist #and i achieve it because i'm epic

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screwpinecaprice · 2 months ago

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Some warm up connverse

#I don't know why but looking at the first one now makes me think they look like parents. lmao Might be because of the clothes they kinda #look like Nobita's parents if you squint hard enough. Haha #It was fun drawing in this style #But I did still have to do those line and circle warm ups after. So. Like. Maybe this wasn't the most ideal way to do drawing warmups. 😅#But hey it's connverse so like. 90% worth it lol #Steven Quartz Universe #connverse #Connie Maheswaran #SU #Steven Universe #Steven Universe fanart #skedoobles #She's not furry guys #I wanna draw that evil connverse AU but I was in a more gooffy mood and I wanna draw that AU in a more serious doodle/sketch style anyway #I think I can draw something when I finish the current queue 🤞#Man. If I can I'd make it a goal to post anything connverse every day for as long as it's in my top place ship. Just for the heck or challe #ge of it idk #It's like that video of someone who doodles a cat every time someone pissed them off.#my shiz

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lavendervirgos · 6 months ago

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No one will fuck you better than someone who gets pleasure from your pleasure and from making you cum

#text #mine #i'm sorry i don't make the rules #top tier stuff #relationship goals #and a need not a want #nsft concept #bd/sm community

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navnae · 2 years ago

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I’m all for Eddie playfully calling Steve his husband around the party then Steve catching him off guard when he introduces him to his parents. Eddie thinks he’ll go with the typical “that’s my boyfriend” or “he’s my friend” to keep things simple and short, instead he just calmly goes “oh he’s my future husband.” Eddie’s face gets all hot from Steve’s blunt response and his parents is just letting everything register.