#that is so funny

[navnae]

No because the funniest thing is Eddie seeing Steve do cool stuff with his bat and completely annihilating a demogorgan. Eddie is panicking and he wants to do something cool too, so without thinking he just smashes his guitar over the demogorgan’s head. Steve and Eddie look at each other in shock.

Steve: Eddie you just killed your first demogorgan!

Eddie: I just broke my fucking guitar!

[louissatturi]

Lore (cellbit's girlfrend) 🤝 Kristin (philza's wife)

Shipp their romantic partners with men on minecraft

[werecreature-addicted]

The werewolf cum, breeding, repurposing thing but you're a human boy... at least starting out ...

are you suggesting that the werewolf cum is potent and magical enough to perform a sex change?

[tonystarkstan]

cracking myself up by remembering how after the day after I watched Endgame the first time, I was so distraught that my mom took me out to my favorite Indian restaurant and then I cried in the restaurant while telling her how Tony Stark had died 😭💀

[cyberhippiefellonearth]

i haven't watched the first season of doctor who since i was kid AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN ROSE TYLER IS JUST 19 YEARS OLD????

[mxbbadperson]

OKAY WAIITT WHYD YOU LOWKEY COOK WITH THE WHOLE SINGED SALO PATRONSHIP

also now that I think about it u kinda are right about the whole illness thing, but also… he’d 100% have this kind of sugar daddy relationship with viktor where the only person really giving anything is salo, get me???

Viktor needs this rare plant that only grows on the outskirts of the topside? You bet he’s already sending people to get it, Viktor needs money for more medical equipment? Salos giving him both the money and the best medical equipment he could find.

ALSO, imagine singeds reaction: his protege/ apprentice starts coming home with gifts or something he’s 100% asking about it, and when told of the whole story he’s like “oooohh…. Okay then…” and is 100% already getting in contact with salo.

also the Jayce storyline??? oooo lalaaaa I can’t really choose wether an act 2 s1 aged Jayce would suit or s2 Jayce but honestly??? IMAGINE salo finds out that Jayce also has connections with his miracle boy. Dude would be beyond pissed, barely keeping on his facade , talking about “oh, how interesting.. you knew of viktor that way.. well, i was a patient of his too, you know, how do you think i got my working legs back?”

or maybe he’d be brimming quietly, keeping quiet about his connection to his lil miracle boy? Either way, it’s impending doom for viktor because he’s got TWO very feral men trying to steal him away from the other. So he’s fucked(both literally and figuratively.) (also singed would 100% profit over the 2 men fighting over his boy, somehow???)

of course salo is the only one giving anything bc his treatment is done, there is no more medical advice or medicine to give so what can viktor give him now? (his time perhaps, his attention, his voice in salo's ear, oh, anything, really, anything bc salo will accept anything)

and of course viktor knows of salo's gifts (and gifts from others too) but he doesn't... say anything abt it. he's uncomfortable w/ his admirers attention, their... strange loyalty but leaves them be bc they need him and he has to be sensible bc he does need supplies to help people. so he keeps everyone at arms' length (which is why his clear fondness for jayce is so grating. why is he allowed so close?)

(that's bc jayce is kinda viktor's big brother? can viktor call him that?)

singed knows abt the admirers, they're not subtle, lol, and he's keeping a close eye on them to make sure none of get too close or... you know, needy bc my goodness, his apprenta is too kind and his followers can sense it. and also bc he needs supplies too, heh. and manipulating his apprenta's followers gets him whatever he wants easily. especially now that salo and his money is around

(maybe it could be younger jayce, academy jayce, eager to learn abt magic and it takes him to viktor. or maybe it's a jayce that no matter his age, is grieving his mother bc she's so sick and nothing seems to work! so he makes his way to viktor)

and as said before, singed is keeping an eye on viktor's admirers so no harm will come to him. and really, don't salo and jayce know that useless dogs, dogs that don't give anything, neither money or affection, get thrown away? and dogs who are rabid, who'll try to bite their owners? well, they get put down. (viktor will be upset that they'll get hurt but singed knows he'll get over it eventually, there's so many dogs around after all, all licking his hands and begging for his attention, viktor can and will find new dogs)

[slythereen]

just learned that man who suffers the most every race weekend (the lestappen herder) is “tom from the fia”. hello tom

[sketchyelvenasss]

Astarion:I want to be clear-letting Minthara tag along with us was your idea. So if you wake up with a dagger to your throat, that’s on you.

Tav:Better a dagger at my throat than fangs, Astarion.

Astarion:*in the most offended tone*Excuse me? I would never.

[youreonyourownkid]

i’m absolutely losing my mind that she’s showcased three different outfits for one song while rep and evermore only have one variation in rotation right now

[froody]

You know how jarring it was to hear the voice in that video and for it to NOT have a Scottish accent?

(I have no idea why in my mind there shouldve been a Scottish accent but now I must reevaluate my entire way of thinking)

I am not Scottish merely to Scotland what a weeb is to Japan.

[snarky-wallflower]

Mayfair, grinning: Sing your way out of this one, Lucy Gray. 😈

Mayfair, a few weeks later, watching Lucy Gray sing her heart out to those snakes: …shit.

[navnae]

Eddie: Steve, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?

Steve, naked in Eddie's bed: No, I absolutely do not.

Eddie, already taking off his clothes: Fuck... Me neither.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

We were just like trying not to laugh and then out of nowhere he sneezed and it blew my bangs fully back and caught me so off guard. And I remember saying “Oh my God I just got a glaucoma test” cause it felt like it was just air like blew my eye open. It was the most aggressive sneeze. I still remember it to this day...You could see like this weird smile on my face. That must have been just after the sneeze. My eyes look like they're watering. -Hannah 

[cyancherub]

hi cassie i want u to know every time i look at my hoarded urls and i see freeloadertoji i snort

SDFKSLDFLK hello beloved <33 U ARE SO REAL FOR THE URL

[jezebelblues]

When are we getting married (im 23 and a billionaire btw)

u have to propose first u nerd 🙄

[aromanticannibal]

HELLO?