#that is so funny

[navnae]

Eddie: Steve, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?

Steve, naked in Eddie's bed: No, I absolutely do not.

Eddie, already taking off his clothes: Fuck... Me neither.

[wnightingales]

i love that Jamie is like “I respect you cause you’re a bad bitch. Spitting shit in my face is included in your bad bitchness”

[emeraldphilo]

men will do anything but communicate with their wives

[louissatturi]

Lore (cellbit's girlfrend) 🤝 Kristin (philza's wife)

Shipp their romantic partners with men on minecraft

[werecreature-addicted]

The werewolf cum, breeding, repurposing thing but you're a human boy... at least starting out ...

are you suggesting that the werewolf cum is potent and magical enough to perform a sex change?

[tonystarkstan]

cracking myself up by remembering how after the day after I watched Endgame the first time, I was so distraught that my mom took me out to my favorite Indian restaurant and then I cried in the restaurant while telling her how Tony Stark had died 😭💀

[cyberhippiefellonearth]

i haven't watched the first season of doctor who since i was kid AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN ROSE TYLER IS JUST 19 YEARS OLD????

[slythereen]

just learned that man who suffers the most every race weekend (the lestappen herder) is “tom from the fia”. hello tom

[sketchyelvenasss]

Astarion:I want to be clear-letting Minthara tag along with us was your idea. So if you wake up with a dagger to your throat, that’s on you.

Tav:Better a dagger at my throat than fangs, Astarion.

Astarion:*in the most offended tone*Excuse me? I would never.

[youreonyourownkid]

i’m absolutely losing my mind that she’s showcased three different outfits for one song while rep and evermore only have one variation in rotation right now

[byjove]

You know how jarring it was to hear the voice in that video and for it to NOT have a Scottish accent?

(I have no idea why in my mind there shouldve been a Scottish accent but now I must reevaluate my entire way of thinking)

I am not Scottish merely to Scotland what a weeb is to Japan.

[snarky-wallflower]

Mayfair, grinning: Sing your way out of this one, Lucy Gray. 😈

Mayfair, a few weeks later, watching Lucy Gray sing her heart out to those snakes: …shit.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

We were just like trying not to laugh and then out of nowhere he sneezed and it blew my bangs fully back and caught me so off guard. And I remember saying “Oh my God I just got a glaucoma test” cause it felt like it was just air like blew my eye open. It was the most aggressive sneeze. I still remember it to this day...You could see like this weird smile on my face. That must have been just after the sneeze. My eyes look like they're watering. -Hannah 

[cyancherub]

hi cassie i want u to know every time i look at my hoarded urls and i see freeloadertoji i snort

SDFKSLDFLK hello beloved <33 U ARE SO REAL FOR THE URL

[jezebelblues]

When are we getting married (im 23 and a billionaire btw)

u have to propose first u nerd 🙄