#thotbox

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i tried to have car sex with a guy for the first time the other day and the expectations i had that were set by menthol were simultaneously exceeded and disappointed. it was super hot and i will 100% be doing it again, no question. but the guy i’m hooking up with is way too tall for it to be anything but horribly cramped and awkward and honestly so am i and i think i pulled a muscle (i am 5’9 and he’s 6’6 🥲 save us)

LIFE IMITATES ART ! ! ! ! im happy you had a good time anon HONESTLY THE TALL STRUGGLES SOUND LIKE SMTH THAT WOULD 100% HAPPEN WITH AKI TOO !! perhaps you must rent a van with a very tall ceiling to increase the comfort level of your next encounter

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Cass we miss you come back :( plz do a life update

HELLO I MISS U ALL DEARLY ! ! ! a life update u say...

DATING THE BEST GUY EVER .. u guys when i tell u he is so fic coded .. legitimately my dream man hes 6'0 and 200lbs and so jacked and covered in tattoos i am obsessed w him and hes so sweet to me genui nely the sweetest most caring guy ever!!!!! he has gotten me into so many good habits like now i go to the gym 4+ days a wk and i am eating good HE COOKS FOR ME and he takes care of my puppy and he buys me groceries.. OBSESSED WITH HIM ! ! ! aside from that i just got a big raise i am so stoked on it!! working a lot and my job pays for my school so i am very grateful.

ALSO I AM DOING A FULL BACK PIECE TATTOIO AND IT HURTS SO BAD I TELL U .. its gonna be like 6x 4hr sessions i am dying. also going to coachella w my mans soon yay!!!

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pls mommy feed us with more mha fanfics or drabbels or anything🙏🙏🧎‍♀️‍➡️

HI DARLING do u have like. a specific ccharacter u are thinking

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I still think about Menthol ❤️

I THINK ABOUT IT EVERY DAY ANON

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do you have any book recommendations for us :D

MAYBE SO.......!!!! u know i love talkin abt books!!!

well, ok since ive posted about most of the books ive been reading recently MAYBE i can also post about some that i ordered and am waiting to arrive??? because all of these sounded very interesting to me!!!

SO books i have coming in the mail:

surrealist novels:

the woman in the dunes by kobo abe

the hearing trumpet by leonora carrington

the melancholy of resistance by laszlo krasznahorkai:

the third policeman by flann o'brien

nadja by andre breton

(been really into surrealism lately if it isn't apparent. most excited for melancholy of resistance i think)

horror, gothic, etc:

bruges-la-morte by georges rodenbach

the damned (la-bas) by joris-karl huysmans

floating dragon by peter straub

classics, short stories, etc:

french decadent tales (oxford world's classics) by stephen romer

in watermelon sugar by richard brautigan

swann's way (in search of lost time, #1) by marcel proust

selected short stories by balzac

icefields by thomas wharton

some ive picked up recently & stoked to read:

ada, or ardor by nabokov (my most beloved author of all time)

carmilla by le fanu

nightmare alley by william lindsay gresham

a king alone by jean giono

twilight of the idols by nietzsche

transparent things by nabokov

dark water by koji suzuki

selected poems by jorge luis borges (also beloved)

trolled my goodreads for more recs

books ive read & enjoyed so far this year:

the iliac crest by cristina rivera garza

the tenant by roland topor (FAV!!! huge fav)

crimson labyrinth by yusuke kishi

pedro paramo by juan rulfo

carolina ghost woods by judy jordan

death in her hands by ottessa moshfegh

the unbearable lightness of being by milan kundera

in the lake of the woods by tim o'brien

disgrace by j m coetzee

goth by otsuichi

books i enjoyed from last year:

the lottery & other stories by shirley jackson

the vegetarian by han kang

rosemary's baby by ira levin

piercing by ryu murakami (an all time fav)

the bloody chamber by angela carter (fav)

starve acre by andrew michael hurley (also a fav)

the glassy, burning floor of hell by brian evenson

the devil's larder by jim crace

monstrilio by gerardo samano cordova

and as a bonus, literally anything by nabokov. i have a big book of his short fiction that ive been reading slowly for a long while. despair by him is my fav book of all time, hands down. he is a master of absurdism (and a master of every language he writes in).

ALSO!!!! if youre into poetry, anything and every single thing by: t.s. eliot, baudelaire, rimbaud, borges. i also love neruda's poetry but i have heard he was an awful man so keep that in mind

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Bought an iNSANE vibrator a while ago that I was initially disappointed in because the steady vibration had no intensity levels and was really high. Anyway, my old trusty vibe died when I was fucking close and I fished this NUCLEAR FUCKING WEAPON out of the toy box.

I now get why masturbation is a sin. That DEMONIC DEVICE made me squirt 3 times. I’ve never fucking done that before. Idek how many times I came but it had to be in the double digits. Literally screeching (not even in a sexy way) and twitching like a glitching video game model.

Bro I thought ahegaos were a weird fuckign hentai thing. They are not. I may be shocked and scandalized, but I am NOt exaggerating for comedic effects.

Idk why I’m telling you this, but by god I just needed to tell someone

EXCUSE MED??????????? ANON HOW COULD U JUST SEND ME THIS AND NOT TELL US THE PRODUCT NAME!!!!! GET BACK HERE

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hey cass quick question is this not totally toji like fr

YES IT IS 100% HIM JUST GLANCING AT U STRAIGHT FACED N SEEMINGLY UNIMPRESSED.. giving u a little sneer even.. oih how i want to throttle the man.. WHAT SONG IS THIS FROM

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hello! just wanted to tell you that ive read menthol for the second time just recently and it is still SO GOOD. still hits the same. truly altered my brain chemistry. been talking about it with my mutuals like we’re in a bookclub lmao 💘 hope you’re having a great day!!

MENTHOL BOOK CLUB!!!! @zeninsama HELLO MERC ARE U SEEING THIS MENTHOL LOVE ! ! thank u anon i miss the mentholverse so badly. I NEED TO VISIT IT AGAIN SOON BC THE CRIME ASPECT OF IT THAT WE WERE THINKING UP FOR THE PREQUEL WAS MAKING ME CRAZY !!!

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If you do come back to writing… do you have any thoughts on that old upcoming gojo fic you talked about…?

I-... i cant even remember talking about a gojo fic at all DJKFJLKS

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I found the without you fic on ao3, and wanted to say how amazing and well written it is! its absolutely fine if you say no, but do you think youll ever return to it? Sending love!

THANK U VERY MUCH ANON ! ! ! the likeliness that i will return to it anytime soon is not very high (mostly because i will have to set aside time to reread it and remember what was even going on ALKSDL) but i do have a long term goal of finishing it one day!!! love received & sent back to u .. <33

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i want to be a horror girl like u soooo bad

I AM DEEPLY FLATTERED

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Hi hi! Hope you’re well!

Idk if you’re on TikTok but most of the things that are recommended on the dark fiction booktok side are SOOO awful… I was wondering if you had any book recs that you would want to share! (Doesn’t have to be dark, just something you think more ppl should read)

hello!!!!! i am not on tiktok at all BUT i have indeed heard tell of the horrors of booktok. I HAVE MANY RECS YES... if u would like to head over to my goodreads, check out my fav novels, fav collections, fav poetry shelves as well as the other recs shelf!!!

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come back to ussss ..we needdd youuu *trees sway like in a old 80’s horror movie**

(bursts through the door) PAPA IS HOME

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ooooh u dating the biker guy?

YES he has a bike!!! it’s so fun i’ve been on it a few times now . yamaha r7!!

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stunk your “buff cherub” tag made me laff

NDBSKDNDK i thought u would like that one .. it made me chuckle writing it aswell