#Thunderscience

[dadstielkline]

once again thinking about the height difference in thorbruce

no one is doing it like them !!!

[themage9062]

Rivals has dragged me down into the niche pit of GammaHammer content and the disturbing lack of it

I swear the ship is right up so many peoples alleys but I'm grasping at scraps and staring at tumbleweeds WHERE ARE YOU

This is not a cry for help it is a declaration for more

[captainenjolras]

Thor: secrets secrets are no fun unless you tell me because I want to know them please let me know

Bruce: I’m pretty sure that’s not how the saying goes

[lucky-cleric]

Thor: Bruce makes me feel things. It makes me want to do nice things for him to make him happy

Tony: Thor, I think you just have a crush on him

Thor: but I don’t wish to crush him?

[herbirdglitter]

Silly little thorbruce fanfic

[shulamite]

Turning fanfic into epubs

[tj-dragonblade]

Get to know your mutuals!

Tagged by the fabulous @seiya-starsniper and @bruce-wayne-simp - thank you!

What’s the origin of your blog title? A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, it is the mid-late nineties. My little brother and I, newly enamored of metal music in general, talk at great length about starting a band. We ponder its name, trying various combinations of the words dragon, shadow, dark, blade and elf. We settle on Dragonblade. We know, in our hearts, it will never come to pass. But it is a delightful fantasy. Which is laid to rest alongside my brother in '98. Fast forward a few years. I am in college and just getting regular internet access. I'm joining my first fandom and I need a name, as we are still in the days of Tell No One Your Real Information. I remember the imaginary band. I take up the name in my brother's memory. I stick my initials in front, and TJ Dragonblade has been Me ever since.

(and oops, if it's asking about the tagline thingy in the header, 'Building a Walden of my own' is an amalgamation of Nightwish lyrics in reference to Thoreau, and just means that my blog is my little sanctuary space from the world and I curate it accordingly)

OTP(s)+ shipnames(s): Currently? I write and read Dreamling, and I read the occasional Bloodweave. Never written Garashir but it's deep-rooted in my heart. Tried my hand at ThunderScience for a little while and do still enjoy the ship despite its shippers. My favorite ship from Naruto was YamaSai. For Saiyuki, it's 58 and GouTen. And in Gundam Wing I was a 2x5 girlie.

Favourite colour: Purple, in like the royal-to-eggplant range. Green, in the emerald-to-hunter range. But also like. Lavender and sage. Grape and lime. So many pairings of purple and green. Especially if we then accent them with silver and black. I'm also terribly terribly fond of iridescent white

Song stuck in your head: Songs don't tend to get stuck when I've got external music on

Weirdest habit/trait: Talking out loud to myself in different accents at work?

Hobbies: Writing fanfic. Reading fanfic. Fandom in general.

If you work, what’s your profession? I am deeply entrenched in an accounting department supporting dozens of construction, engineering and environmental remediation companies

If you could have any job you wish, what would it be? …I mean. I don't hate what I do now? Idk. It would be lovely to make a living writing but that might also suck the joy from it. It would be lovely to do something with regular travel and minimal required human interaction and regular hours so I've still got my own time. :shrug emoji: Pay me to take cruises and write up reviews of them, that'd be awesome.

Something you’re good at: Writing. Wordsmithing.

Something you hate: The swift and beloathed rise of subscription culture. I do not want to pay an annual fee for software I could one-time purchase ten years ago

Something you collect: I have entirely too many Funkos. Enamel pins, largely (but not entirely) from Disney and Disney-acquired properties. I have small less-homogenous collections of dragons and fairies that are older but if I see something that strikes my fancy for either, those collections will grow. Dragonflies are always a good motif but harder to come by in a collecting sense, I've found.

Something you forget: God. Everything.

What’s your love language: What are the official choices again? Idek, uhm. Respect me. How you treat me means more than what you buy me. Don't lash out at me when I am in no way related to the cause of your ire. Those hand-crafted notes from the kids that say 'thanks for helping me with my homework' or 'you're the best mom' mean more than a sentimental hallmark card. I like to know I matter? You cleaned the bathroom so there's one less thing on my to-do list? Thank you. What is your ulterior motive what are you expecting in return. Are you annoyed that I hadn't gotten to it yet. I appreciate it.

Favourite movie/show: Movie is, uh. Well. My top three are Princess Bride, Beauty and the Beast, and Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, in no particular order. Show is proooobably going to be DS9.

Favourite food: Pasta. Cheesy alfredo-saucy pasta. With veggies and seafood

Favourite animal: I'm partial to many different flavors of lizard, I suppose. Couple flavors of sea critters, a few flavors of bird. Bettas.

What were you like as a child: At home, or in public? Obedient and well-behaved at school, wouldn't dream of putting a toe out of line. Quiet, not social, awkward, etc. Reading was my favorite pastime. More social/less awkward at home, still no kind of adventurous or rebellious though. Sheltered. My brothers were my friends.

Favourite subject at school: Oh that was a long time ago. Um…creative writing was probably the most enjoyable class. Also loved both French and German. Took a stained glass class one semester that was pretty cool too.

Least favourite subject: Chemistry. Closest I ever came to flunking

What’s your best character trait? Diplomacy

What’s your worst character trait? Procrastination, scatter-brained-ness, lack of drive/focus

If you could change any detail of your life right now, what would it be? Please, could I have a million bucks or so? Tidy up some long-term finances and nest for the future and take a nice vacation?

Tagging, no obligation, tag me in your existing post etc: @danikatze, @yamru, @the-apocrypha, @teejaystumbles, @valeriianz, @delta-pavonis, @zalia

[alex-wizard-413]

:/ i fail to see what is the issue. The real question is "Why would a giant science corp need me, the living embodiment of "fuck you got mine" to the evry concept of magic, to talk to some shark people?" Literally every non-feral anthrogyneomorph species known across the multiverse is capable of understand human speech, and either learn human or human-adjacient languages OR teach other humans their language.

*notices your stare of Bro What R U Yapping About*

Uh- ok so lemme rephrase. So. It is widely known that i am one of at least 37 RECORDED (serious emphasis on that one) wizard and/or magic attuned beings with special status. Others are Faye (Fey-Vampire with both life and death powers), Mon (genuine Erotomancy), That one shroom satyr guy (island-limited technical omnisight because every blue-capped shroom is part of one giant network of fungi that serve as a massive CCTV system), and the myconid witch (had rot based memery but then realized that shes basically the Doctor from Doctor Who except shaped like a 2mt slugcat).

Now. With that said. If all they need is a traslator, they could've gotten one at the main hub of the island. Which means that whatever tf im here for, is NOT "talking to the one piece fishmen temu edition becaise their language is one of the unrecorded ones". They may have SOME ability i am not aware of, since this is the first time i even HEARD of this Thunderscience Institution or whatever tf is this place named.

Heyy, did you miss us? Betcha did element-boy, but regardless... you are being "surprise adopted", don't resist or your legs might break!

- @rage-the-symbiote

(Blinks blankly)

(Sighs) do you have like. A box where i can fit. I have questions but you look like you need to hu-

(Yawn) (sleep is important lol)

Waa... also hey... you're that klyntarr my creator told me... Rage, isnt it?

You look cool ngl. Where is the box to put me in. I wanna do my best nezuko impression

ᗜ _ᗜ <- pure autism

[superiorkenshi]

[imposterogers]

actually one of my favorite thor & bruce scenes is when they’re talking about escaping sakaar and bruce goes ‘that looks like a collapsing neutron star inside of an einstein-rosen bridge’ and thor says ‘we need [a ship] that can withstand the geodetic strain from the singularity’ and they slowly move closer to each other riffing about science thinking ‘omg he’s so fucking hot smart’ and looking into each others eyes while valkyrie drinks in the background 

[ancientsstudies]

They sicken of the calm who know the storm.

[dadstielkline]

i don't fully trust anyone who hates thorbruce bc why??? like they are so wholesome and unproblematic it makes no sense to hate them

[captainenjolras]

Me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic

[spinchling]

Thor in a staged voice: Oh no, we're under the missile's toes, whatever shall we do?

Bruce *pinching the bridge of his nose*: Thor, it's Valentine's Day...

[allthemarrowoflife]

okay, listen.

i'm obsessed with the idea of thor settling down and taking up witchcraft as a way to reconnect with his family and throw a big fuck you to his people's old belief that you can either be a strong warrior or a magic user, not both, and that being the later is unbecoming for the royal family of odin the allfather, responsible for setting an example for their people. he remembers the weird looks and disappointed stares loki used to deal with for that exact reason, remembers frigga starting to tie her hair up and only use her abilities in front of her children, when no one else was around.

except he's on midgard now and wants to also honour his love for this realm, so instead of studying the illusions and the elaborate spellwork of asgardian magic, he takes up earth magic. and i don't mean the ancient sorcery of doctor strange and the other masters of the mystic arts. i mean actual earth human magic, with plants and oils and balms and incenses and crystals.

he grows his herbs with the utmost love and care in the backyard of his and bruce's cottage in new asgard, uses them for tea and smoke cleasing and healing.

he keeps dozens of little crystals on their bedside, gives them the purpose of helping with sleep and nightmares and depression and anxiety.

he, too, was raised by a witch, so he, too, can see with more than eyes, even if he doesn't know the technicalities of what he's doing or how he knows that stuff, so divination and intuition and dream work are particularly easy for him.

he times his appointments with the placements of stars and planets and dives deep back into his love for astronomy.

he uses the water from his storms to water the plants and make baths to that bring strength.

i don't know, i just love the mental image of this norse god bigger than a fridge painting his nails with colours that match his intent for the week, fussing over his small scientist husband with lavender and chamomile tea because "you are stressed and anxious, my love, i brewed this for you, my herbs were fresh", walking around his beloved little cottage burning dried rosemary to clean the energy, getting excited about the phases of the midgardian moon, when wanda shows up ultra powerful with her chaos magic and goes "i'm a witch" he answers "oh norns, me too!!!", leaving everyone else completely confused.

LET THOR BE A WITCH LIKE HIS MOTHER AND HIS SIBLING. PLEASE. I WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK???

[thesunbettershineonthemagain]

just had a dream last night where bruce banner was gifted a guitar as a wedding gift so he and thor went into the village and bruce played the guitar while thor sang to the little kids in town and AAAAAAAA i loved it so much it’s canon now