#Thunder Beasts

[deadstonemasonssociety]

But while more than half of the nearly 60 known brontothere species tipped the scale at over a metric ton, the first footfalls of these “thunder beasts” weren’t thunderous at all. When the earliest brontotheres appeared in the lush forests of ancient North America and Asia in the early Eocene Epoch, roughly 56 million years ago, they were about the size of a border collie — hardly the stuff of thundering herds.

Within about 16 million years, these modest mammals had grown into a family of giants.

[roxanazava]

i think i'm funny

[nightfuryblue19]

i have a quastion for the beast. Hello beast

hay. what is your quastion

[gotstabbedbyapen]

Why didn't Odysseus think of it omg--

[shebeafancyflapjack]

Eurylochus: Wow, Captain, you sure were brutal dealing with those sirens.

Odysseus: Well I considered letting them go but they begged me to Scare Them, so I gave them what they wanted.

Eurylochus:

Eurylochus: Spare, Captain. "Spare Us".

Odysseus: Oooh! *removes beeswax* That makes more sense.

[randomfanart27]

EPIC The Musical: Thunder Saga Illustration

“The Blood on Your Hands is Something You Won't Lose, All You Can Choose is Whose...”

[northlt03]

Odysseus ending up on Calypso's island after losing his men (and his sanity) 😭

[lunameimei]

🧜‍♀️ // 🗡️

[demiurtch]

[tunguszka20]

IN DIFFERENT BEAST WHEN ODYSSEUS SAY "My real wife knows I'm not scared of the water" sounds like "Keep your head down, he's aiming for the torches" from Odysseus/King, with different lyrics (sorry I'm sure this has a real name but I'm up since 3:25 so my brain is less than functional)

[sera8273]

Ody:Cut off their tails! We’re ending this now, throw their bodies back in the water let em drown.

Perimedes:Jesus fucking Christ dude! That’s a bit much no?

Ody:One of them pretended to be my wife who I have not seen in 12 years or so and the others tried to kill you all and your telling me that they don’t deserve it?

Perimedes:Well when you say it like that-

Eurylochus:Hey I mean atleast we won’t die anymore since he’s done being a goody two shoes

Perimedes:Yeah your totally right

[sleepyhungrybunch]

Slow burn🔥

Random doodle but her kiss literally gave him life bruh 😂 like that ‘water’ scene too. The way he kissed her like she’s oxygen so intense and unexpected i was blushing so hard you’d think i was reading smut 😅 No one does it like Hak and Yona!

[shadebloopnik]

I love how absolutely ruthless Odysseus was in Epic when dealing with the sirens, but also hilarious when you remember the source material-

Like I just need everyone to remember the dumbass who told his crew to tie him to the mast so he could still listen to the sirens without jumping off the ship-

He had one shot and he TOOK IT-

IT WAS IN THE NAME OF KNOWLEDGE OKAY

Lmao when Jorge said songs 21 and 22 diverged alot from the source material, i didn't expect that lmaoooo. We love both ruthless monster, and ruthless dumbass Odysseus in this house✨

[fanartsandstuff]

[SIRENS]

Spare us

Oh, spare us please

[ODYSSEUS]

Why?

So you can kill the next group of sailors in this part of the sea?

Nah, you wouldn't have spared me

I made a mistake like this and almost cost my life

I can't take more risks of not seeing my wife

Cut off their tails! We're ending this now

Throw their bodies back in the water

Let them drown

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He really said you fuck around now you finding out .Drowning the sirens that tried to drown you and your crew is really the new peak of being petty

[rin-solo]

Has this been done before?

Troy Saga:

Zeus, pointing at the infant: I think we're gonna have to kill this one, Odysseus.

Odysseus: Aww, man...

Thunder Saga:

Zeus, pointing at his crew: I think we're gonna have to kill these guys, Odysseus.

Odysseus: Aww man...

Vengeance Saga:

Odysseus, pointing at Poseidon: I think we're gonna have to kill stab this one repeatedly.

Zeus, up on Olympus, in the most sarcastic excited voice ever: AWWW MAN 🫶😌🍿

[vikingqueer]

odysseus when he is about to commit unspeakable atrocities: