#This took me 5 mins lol
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have this before i go and pass out
#ranboo#ranboolive#ranboosaysstuff#generation loss#genlosers#genloss#woop!#art#creds to artist#That is me#This took me 5 mins lol
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"He's spent the entire time being picked upon and bullied by the family. I think personally from where Juan stands he sees the hypocrisy in the family, how they can do one thing and say another. As far as Juan is concerned he's always had the best interests of the family at heart, however misguided that might be and doesn't quite comprehend why nobody understands that. Nobody seems to understand that what he does, he does for the betterment of the Borgia clan and never waivers from that. He does that in ways that perhaps aren't sanctioned by the church or sanctioned by family law."
#oh spill the tea!! he truly believed he was doing something right. an impulsive sad lonely dude who doesn't think through#he was bestowed a position he never gave a fuck about in the first place because being a soldier is NOT what he wanted#he just wanted his family's love and affection. a simple i love you would've gone a long way#the way he teases cesare about being a cardinal because that's the only way to get his attention it's just a little brother thingie#and yet cesare took it way too personal lol crazy to me how cesare was the one who slowly destroyed juan before killing him#like how he forced his hand to murder djem and then slowly sabotaging him by mocking him constantly then setting him up to die at forli#by not informing him that ludovico's army was coming for his neck like even from a military stand point cesare ruined the forli mission fr#because he decided to prioritize his own jealousy of juan; humiliating him and hoping him to die so he can take his position as a soldier#the hypocrisy part is sooo tea because cesare killed juan in cold blood telling him that they're borgias and they never forgive#5 mins later he's begging rodrigo to forgive him for killing juan like bro was just saying that to dying juan to destroy him mentally first#i'm screaming he singlehandedly caused juan's spiraling into darkness. how are you gonna fuck up your brother that hard helpppp ?!!?!?!#fucked up dysfunctional family that i love#david oakes#juan borgia#the borgias#theborgiasedit#perioddramaedit#televisiongifs#tvedit#by jen
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friend: not to burst the stein/spirit bubble, but... [words]
me: [soliloquizes on manga/anime comparisons and platonic/romantic implications/lack thereof in both canons and how/why fandom views them certain ways in each and words words words words WORDS]
#she said one thing took like 5 seconds#i went on for ten mins solid#i'm sorry did you mention The Boys™ ???#My Babies™#i need no excuse to talk about them but oh please give me more reasons yes#and yeah think she was gone before i'd barely started lol#soul eater#franken stein#spirit albarn#CrossStitch#actual conversations with midnightcaptions#stein#spirit#death scythe
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Trick or treat!!! I am dressed as a rotary phone. What kind of candy have you got? Happy Halloween :)
nice costume, heres some clark cups
#it took me nearly 5 mins to find a pic of some knock off reeses cups lmao#had to really hammer it home in my search that i wanted pics of knocks offs#and even then this was the only knockoff pic in the handful of remaining official reeses cups pics lol
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and she’s back to boring beige…. (rip sept. 2023 - july 2024)
#at least i got to keep it for almost a year#it is kinda disheartening that it took me weeks to put all those on and get them right#and like 5 min to take them all off#but i have a audition/tryout tomorrow for a church band (ew)#i didn't figure that they wanted dizzy dean davidson playing how great thou art LMFAO so i took them off#trust me playing christian contemporary is NOT my idea of a good time#but if i have to be there every week anyway...#and their last guitarist sucked. like a lot.#so wish me luck lol
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I have genuinely met some of the nicest people playing the One Piece card game but others are actual dicks oh my GOD!!!!!
#rant tw#was in a 3v3 tourney today and i was the last match#and u can talk with ur teammates during this format#and other context u need is u have 40 min and then 5 min overtime and once those 5 min are up#whoever has more life wins#my opponent took. 5+ minutes. on one. turn. talking to each other about whst they wanna do#which u know. whatever. when it went back to my turn tho we were in overtime and THEY STARTED RUSHING ME#talked w/ my teammates for 10 seconds and then they were like “oh they're 'thinking'” implying i was waiting out the clock#NO ASSHOLE I SHOULD GET TO TALK WITH MY TEAMMATES FOR LUTERALLY 10 SECONDS LIKE WHAT!!!!!#literally the audacity after taking so much of the time im enraged#so i lost when i had the upper hand the entire game because 3 people brainstorming for 5+ min got them a winning move#and then i was rushed by all 3 and then given snarky comments. literally soooo pissed asjsdkgl#literally fuck them lol#chen.txt
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I wish working at an escape room paid a livable wage because my dream job is literally sitting in a chair watching people try and solve puzzles. It's so fun for me.
#im being serious#i used to work at an escape room and it was the most fun job i ever had#yeah sure i would have to hurry up and reset the puzzles between games#but that usually took like 5 mins#and then it was back to watching people try and solve puzzles#i loved it i only left because of the money#well and the manager hated me but thats her issue not mine LOL
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ugh so it's my 1st baldur's gate 3 run, 70 hrs in early act 2, and it took me forever to decide "ok, I'll go for Gale" since my girl is a tav sorcerer and it's cute that they have magic in common, plus i dig a wholesome romance which it seems like he has (plus he's an adorable nerd)
But I started romancing Astarion (for funsies!! he was at neutral and it's maaaybe a lil out of character for my tav (she didn't even let him bite), but I really wanted her to get laid at the party lol)
and now after his constant flirting and profoundly sad undertones I am SO TEMPTED to start a new run (or load really old saves so it's still the same OC 😭) that are 100% going for Astarion approvals so I can see all his cutscenes, not be spoiled online, and have a coherent experience in my head where he gets to be happy and (I assume) in love
fuck lol
#pk plays baldur's gate 3 and has the same dilemma probs 70% of the ppl have haha#i cannot believe how quickly i have fallen for this tumblr man#literally took 5 mins of him being flirty and not antagonist for me to fall wtf self#he's just so fun and kinda hot???#goddamn vampires lol#before i played this game i remember seeing stuff about him and being SO curious about his popularity but also not really attracted to him#welp the game sure changed that for me lol#i need to romance this man as a durge too and see every outcome#time to spend the rest of my life in this hell#ALSO i need to do a Karlach run because she is insanely sweet and needs all the hugs#it's so hard to decide what to do for the first run askfagldhagh#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate 3 spoilers#bg3#bg3 spoilers#i have literally been avoiding starting rebirth because of this#seraphina#astarion#gale#pk plays bg3
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#ugh. i wasted a lot of time and money today#bc my leg was suddenly hurting a lot more today and it kinda freaked me out so i went to urgent care#and then they had me get an x ray. luckily my hip looks fine and like i thought i probably strained or tore like an adductor muscle#so all that for something i already knew. but she said i should just chill for like 3 weeks and let it heal#at least nothing worse was wrong but its really annoying. i want to run 😫#wtf am i gonna do to dispel energy??? ugh. and i was supposed to go to thr post office today to send stuff#ill have to go tomorrow. bleh. its so annoying#part of it is just that i hate having to interact with people. like talking to people. like im sure i come across as v young#bc im so anxious and hesitant and im like zero eye contact. so idk it just feels kinda embarrassing#i wanna b like. bro i promis im not stupid. i have 2 advanced degrees in biology and im going for a 3rd. u can talk to me like an adult#its probably just me projecting. my perception is distorted from being made fun of by my sister lol#whatever. at least its just 3 weeks. tho it does remind me i havent been to an actual doctor in like 5 years#...probably should do thst before i move. or idk maybe ill just wait a month and go before school starts#ugh. fuck the American Healthcare system. they looked at me for like 5min and to go to urgent care was $125 with my insurance#thats just to b seen. like i can afford that but what r u supposed to do if u cant?#unrelated#at least its not as bad as when i passed out in class and took a 10 min ambulance ride that somehow cost $700
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guysguysguys
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
ive been saving for months to afford one and they finally went on sale (still over $120 🫣) so i got it and holy shit im so excited to use it
im shit with keeping time so this is really gonna help me stay on track augh im seriously so excitedddddd
#this means nothing to many im sure lol-#but optimum time watches are THE cross country watch for keeping track of time#they've got count up and countdown mode#normal calendars and clocks#big numbers when ur below one min remaining#buzzers so you know what interval you've hit without having to look#and MORE#PLUS THEYRE SIMPLE!!!!#TOOK ME LESS THAN 5 MINS TO SET UP AND TEST!!!!#literally ecstatic about this fr#im taking it to my starter later this month ehe so excited#max rides#(sorta. horse related so it gets tagged as so xD)
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a case of mistaken identity
i know when i should hide away by observing what you do
hiding behind logic but i can see right through
heres my statement plain simple and patient: you matter, you do
you matter when i hear you screaming from another room
you matter when i feel the house shake from the door you slammed as your footsteps grew
you matter when i hear your fork clanging on a plate
you matter when my heart pounds so fast i think that i might break
you matter when i try to reason or stop myself from crying
you matter when i do it anyways as it dawns that you're not trying
once you finish with the house and with yourself and with the dog
your head whips around to me and i know my time is short
i feel the fear gripping me tight as i start to hear my name
the one you picked with so much grace before i knew your wrath and reign
i brace myself to hate myself because you told me to
not directly but i know you think that i am you
you spat poison in my face when i was a kid
i was too young to remember when i lost my innocence
the saddest part is that i love you always through and through
the good the bad the ugly the sad wherever the winds blow you
youre my best friend my tormentor my father and my shadow
i hope one day you'll see sometimes its good to lose the battle
#my poetry#me trying to talk to my emotionally abusive father abt why im afraid of him lol#this took me like 5 mins to write it just flowed out of me
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Dein Deutsch ist super!
Danke! Als Niederländer bin ich sehr gut im improvisierten Deutsch lol. Ich kenne der deutschen klang und einige wörter sind gleich - aber du musst geduld mit mir haben. Ich brauche zum beispiel lange, um ein deutsches buch zu lesen
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....huh?
#no id#langblr#duolingo#i only took that long cause im faking it for the quests LOL normally these take me like 3-5 mins (as advertised so... i guess its fine)
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Oh also
Join VampSpace today :))
No fr you can send your vampire OCs and I'll make them a profile. Or yourself if you're feeling vampy
...doesn't function well on mobile quite yet :((
#VampSpace#vampires#vtm#B)#getting increasingly happy with it#slowly but surely#if i were better at pixel art I'd obvi be happier with it#but as a complete coding noob?#yeah no i like where I'm at!#...now to figure out how to make it function on mobile...#besides i think the cape comes across considering it took me like 5 min max#lol#i went the lazy route yeye ik ik
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god moving from my first apartment was the best thing ive ever done. tho that one Noise still bugs me a lot, zoloft has made my misophonia chill out a bit more lol and the person above me practices piano music instead of stomping at all hour of the day and night like the stompers did
#text#paersonal#its very pleasant#he coughs a lot for some reason idk either v sick or smokes asdjf but the piano makes up for it#the piano is p faint that i could probs block it with my sound machine but i like it#also im wayyyy closer to campus so if im late its usually just by 5-15 minutes instead of missing a bus which makes ya like. 15-30 min late#which to a 50 min class isnt ideal lol#also my lateness is rly just dependent on me getting Out of bed and if i Haul Ass on my bike i can make up for it unlike bus#where u r condemned to the fate of the universe#also it took way longer going to/coming back from class on bus#so i have more time in da day when u think abt it
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How are your cats? 👁👁
stinky
#naw fr theyre good LMAO#i took Kitty out for a walk yesterday :)#she was sooo happy#then when i wanted to take her back inside she was pissed LMFAO#she got like a good 15 mins or so in and ate lots of grass#she was being such a sook and purring so loud#the moment i tried to pick her up she took a 180 on me ajdbfn#and like i picked her up abt 5 minutes prior bc a truck coming to park spooked her lol#she could sense i wasnt just moving her to a different patch of grass LMAO#also maggies been meowing a lot more lately which is sick!!! she almost never meows and its literally the sweetest meow ive ever heard#scooters just a bully still LSHVDVJD#im putting him in shirt jail for his crimes#ask#my cats
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