#This post is for no one

[undeadgayboynes]

Jeffrey Combs characters datability tier list

With explanations; A to D, left to right

-Anton Mordrid

Pros: Literally the perfect man. Intelligent, honest, respects you, owns a bird. Communicative.

Cons: A landlord

-The guy from Cyclone (I don't care)

Pros: Very smart, respects your intelligence, will participate in your hobbies even if they don't align with his interests. Charismatic and flirty

Cons: Might die and leave you with the task of protecting a super weapon from the shadow government

-Crawford Tillingast

Pros: Earnest, hardworking, very sweet, intelligent. Will probably remember your birthday. Wears oversized sweaters you can steal

Cons: A pushover, really bad luck, probably not fully emotionally ready for a relationship

-Chaz

Pros: A dork and seemingly a wimp, but will actually surprisingly brave when necessary. Well dressed. Objectively very cute

Cons: Is named Chaz. Complains a good bit, kinda snippy. Infectious anxiety

-Andrew Paris

Pros: Fine as fuck yet highkey a dork, will tell you interesting facts about things. Does his best to be a gentleman

Cons: Kind of incompetent, impulsive. Won't set up boundaries with people trying to hit on him. Seems experienced, but I don't think he's ever touched a boob.

-Dr. Haggis

Pros: Strong morals and will do what he can to uphold them, able to keep a level head in difficult situations. Takes care of those around him. Respects you and takes what you say into serious consideration.

Cons: Lack of confidence, won't say what he means. Alcoholic and smoker with no sign of wanting to change, used as coping mechanism. Pessimistic

-John Riley

Pros: Puts on a brave face, optimistic, hard worker. Loves his family very deeply. Genuinely trying to fix his issues. Will make the right decision when push comes to shove.

Cons: Alcoholic in a way that endangers those around him. Wants conflict to resolve on its own, uncommunicative, will lie to you. When he slips, he slips hard. Has potential to be unfaithful

-Dinosaur Bob

Pros: Fun and carefree, will take you on the ride of your life. Cool mustache. Sees you as an equal

Cons: A bit TOO carefree, irresponsible and impulsive. Does a LOT of drugs and will probably try to get you to do them. Sociopathic and violent tendencies. No morals.

-Francisco

Pros: Confident. Will accept when he is genuinely wrong. Impartial party, focused on facts.

Cons: Literally no opinions of his own, will let awful things happen because an authority says it's fine. That haircut and those glasses. Extremely desensitized to violence. "Facts over feelings" motherfucker

-Shepard Lambrick

Pros: Sugar daddy, will buy you a lot of nice things and you'll definitely get in the will. Cool mustache. Doesn't let people disrespect you.

Cons: Sociopathic and violent tendencies, enjoys other's suffering. Manipulative. One percenter and proud of it. Pushes boundaries.

-Herbert West

Pros: Intelligent, passionate. Will give you gifts. Includes you in his hobbies. Does the 🥺 face

Cons: Will not listen to you nor respect your boundaries. Grand gestures instead of communication, love-bombing. Extremely jealous. Manipulative. Sociopathic and violent tendencies. Condescending, thinks he's better than everyone else, no respect for anything or anyone. Impulsive. Does the 🥺 face

-Milton Dammers

Pros: Passionate and hard working. Speaks his mind.

Cons: Will not listen to you, no ability to compromise. Probably smells bad, greasy hair. Aware of his faults and has no want to change. Obsessive. Probably into some weird shit

-John

Pros: Ridiculously hot, will rock your world. Will break rules with you, in a hot way. Makes you feel appreciated

Cons: Will suicide bait you, ridiculously manipulative. Will ghost you. Kisses a rat on the mouth. Your boundaries? Never heard of them. Will love bomb you and hold that above your head.

[saturn-scribbles]

funny internet videos

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[plazmafields]

Life After Relic

(How I think my V would fare in each of the Cyberpunk 2077 endings)

TW: Suicide and self destruction

The Sun (w/ Kerry): This is Vesper’s canon ending. Ves, Kerry, Mama Welles, and Misty become an odd family unit, having dinner at V and Kerry’s mansion in Watson almost every weekend. Sometimes Vik comes too, and of course Kerry’s kids (when he sees them 4 weeks out of the year). V doesn’t really feel like a dad, but he’s good with kids and likes seeing Kerry’s more domestic side. It’s a nice treat, anyway, but V and Kerry never get married. V doesn’t see the point, and Kerry is still put off by the idea since his divorce was so rocky. Kerry isn’t big on pets, but Nibbles always sleeps on his side of the bed. Kerry definitely hates it and V definitely doesn’t wake up to find Kerry snuggling the cat instead of him. (He calls her “Lil’ Ms. Nibs” when he thinks Ves can’t hear him)

[things get much sadder from here]

The Sun (w/o Kerry): Vesper’s gig to infiltrate the Crystal Palace is a suicide mission. He really fucking struggles without Johnny; suddenly the noise of the city isn’t enough anymore. He had gotten so used to Johnny’s thoughts keeping his brain occupied, pushing his own thoughts down and away. Now that his mind is a consciousness lighter, V wonders if Johnny made his thoughts so loud on purpose. V won’t off himself (Johnny made him promise) but if he takes a gig way out of his scope and doesn’t make it back, at least he’ll die a legend. Vesper is discovered and killed 3 days into his mission. His body is ejected into space.

The Devil: Vesper would never take this ending. He’s anti-corp through and through, even skipping gigs that have obvious corp ties. He would sooner let his mind wither away and allow Johnny to inhabit his body.

The Star: Panam and Ves really tried the relationship thing, but between Panam’s hotheadedness and V’s pessimism, they fought a lot. They decided it was better if they remained friends. V is very thankful for all the Aldecaldos did for him and continue to do, but he can’t stop thinking about how many of the clan died only for him to have 6 months to live, and no leads left to explore. The desert is quiet, and the sounds of the camp and the family do help drown out his intrusive thoughts, but then he just remembers Saul and Scorpion and the veterans. He becomes incredibly reckless on jobs, taking more and more solo gigs and fucking them up to the point it feels intentional. Panam’s negging is coming from a place of worry, V knows that, but it only makes him feel more like a burden. Vesper allows himself to be captured by Wraiths on a routine smuggling route and is tortured for information on the Aldecaldos. Forever grateful, V dies without ever revealing their location.

Temperance: This ending is very improbable for Vesper to take. It would require him never making any friends, or somehow losing Mama Welles. But, if those things were to happen, V would have no reason to keep going and would allow Johnny to keep his body. Johnny never had a plan for what would happen if V gave him his body, so his life becomes aimless. He can’t keep making music, because he isn’t Johnny Silverhand anymore, not completely. He can’t keep living in Night City or go with the Aldecaldos because he isn’t V and couldn’t pretend to be if he tried. He tries to tell Rogue, but she knows, just from hearing him talk. She refuses to see him again. He tells Kerry (only if Ves was sleeping with him, which again would rule out this ending BUT) and Kerry is fucking furious. He almost beats Johnny within an inch of his life, but seeing Vesper’s eyes staring back at him stops him. All his healing is completely undone, and he never finishes his album, coasting off royalties for the rest of his career. Johnny goes to Atlanta, but feels the hollowness and depression V felt when he was there. Johnny drinks. The world forgets them both.

The Tower (w/o Kerry): After watching Misty drive off to begin a new life, V takes the elevator to the roof above Vik’s clinic. He turns the radio on full volume, blasting Never Fade Away, and does what he should have done two years ago instead of calling Reed. Viktor finds his body that night.

The Tower (w/ Kerry): Vesper waits 4 months, like Kerry told him to. It’s hard, fucking hard, and he spends the entire time rotting in Misty’s old apartment. He misses her, he misses all his friends, and the way things used to be. He doesn’t want to dredge up bad memories for Judy or Panam, so he doesn’t even try to call. He never realized how much of his identity he attached to his hair. He starts the long process of growing it back, but his curls don’t lay the same. Vesper is absolutely wrecked when he realizes Kerry doesn’t feel the same way for him anymore. He’s excited to see Ves, sure, but he’s not reuniting with a lover. They have pleasant but awkward small talk. Before he leaves, Kerry offers him money to get his life back on track. Maybe he can put a good word in for V with some of his connections, to get him a stable job. V declines, but thanks him, promising to call. It’s not the only promise he would break that day. He goes to the dam overlooking Santo Domingo and sits, looking out over the city, until sunset. As he watches the sky turn pink, Vesper apologies aloud to Johnny, then Jackie, before throwing himself off the dam. Mama Welles has to identify his body.

V is a really tragic character in my eyes, and all the parts of their story that I’ve gotten most hung up on, I made major parts of Vesper’s life. The guilt of being the cause of so many deaths, the underlying depression that comes with living in late-stage capitalism, the very American mentality of making it big and not bothering to go on if you don’t. Originally, my canon ending for Ves was him dating Kerry and still dying during the Crystal Palace gig. It’s poetic in how much it reflects what Johnny did to Kerry. But then I realized I needed a little more joy in this dystopian (not-so-fictional) hellhole. So I decided he gets to be happy, so I can be a little happy myself. I didn’t mean for him to be as much of a self-insert as he ended up being. But as much as I want him—more than anything—to find a way out, that’s not the Cyberpunk spirit.

“Wrong people, wrong city.”

[lothli]

pee

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[vyke]

if I had a nickel for every time a show presented me with some hooded figures and told me they were ominous bad guys but they ended up being very close and important to the protagonists who had just forgotten them due to magic, I'd have two nickels and mild incredulity that I fell for it the second time

[crabsdaily]

back on my im doing pushups bullshit

[rioblitzle]

working retail

[nikrei]

I keep seeing people use this image as a reaction to people's original posts:

Which I think is really incorrect, because with an original post they haven't come up to ur window, u've come up to their window.

So I made this, as a more accurate reaction for original posts:

[bluismie]

This is my love letter to the most beautiful ship I witnessed this year. Cheers to us Jayvik nation 💫

[kiryuing]

[stemmmm]

bad youtube clickbait thumbnail that reads "I think I just had a therapy session with a DEMON???"

[fromcainwithlove]

author’s notes today: hey guys so just a warning there isn’t 100% explicit verbal consent even though they’re both really into it so remember this is FICTION, also they don’t use a condom :((( but in real life safe sex is important!!! please be safe out there everyone

a/n back in the day: kept thinking about ____ stabbing knives through both of _____’s hands to pin him in place while they fucked so here you go lol =P

[woolieshubris]

tumblr simulator

[arrimorr]

Good ol' captain

[wuntrum]

ripley :)