#This legitimately slaps
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I got the Miles from Tomorrowland theme song playing in my head while looking at this.
Sorry. I ended up writing some ideas in the tags cuz your concept art got my brain worms wriggling
Concept thingies coug
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#This legitimately slaps#I love the Marvin the Martian inspiration for Pomni She’s just a little stowaway with mild amnesia that’s trying to get back home but can’t#Jax would be Stich if he never had a Lilo. Also a trapped stowaway who was trying to get out of trouble but found himself in more trouble#Comedy Mask Gangle is a shooting star that zips all over the place and shines too brightly#Tragedy Gangle is a small twinkling light that’s always threatening to go out and cries stardust#Caine is a hologram of the ship’s A.I. that nobody can touch but he can manipulate anything in his ship.He’s obsessed with space adventures#Kinger was the first astronaut on board but due to Caine taking over he’s never been able to get off so he has grown crazy over time#Kinger never takes off his helmet out of paranoia#Ragatha was one of the crew members who were sent to rescue Kinger but also got stuck.#Survived by keeping her head down and playing along with Caine’s antics. Cares for everyone. Loved space but is kinda terrified of it now#Zooble was one of the members of a more recent rescue party that nearly died trying to find them#Caine saved them by transferring their consciousness into a robot of his own design. They were not happy with this.#Zooble now works as the ship’s technician/ medic. Has to constantly replace their parts after every adventure.#A lot of Ragatha’s body is actually artificial. After so many misadventures she’s had to gradually replace parts of herself (eye/hair/skin)#She now classifies as a living doll. Still human but barely. More synthetic than anything.#It’s implied that Kinger is the same but nobody actually knows what he really looks like under his robe and helmet#Damn this AU got me itching to write more
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I'm not into danmei but the plot of 2ha seems like a sex version of whatever was going on between Master Shifu and Tai Lung from Kung Fu Panda.
#2ha#this legitimately gave me incurable brain damage#anon i give you extra kiss with tongue but then slap you and kiss you again
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why is mattel so allergic to giving their dolls curly natural hair
#like. i know irl black women can do whatever they want with their hair#black hair is super versatile and that's legitimately amazing#and i know giving hundreds of thousands of dolls tiny little braids would be very expensive to manufacture#even if the process is totally automated#but. would it kill them to give their dolls tighter curls??#or not just slap a few braids on top of straight hair and go 'eh good enough'#like. there are SO many natural hairstyles they could do that don't involve microbraiding doll hair#half up half down. fauxhawks. bantu knots. pineapple updos. tree braids. afros. afro puffs. thick twists. french braids#goddess braids. undercut fades. pixie cuts. literally just ponytails#like! there are so many options! and it feels like they keep hitting the mark#monster high
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Since I saw someone post a similar question -
#god i can't believe that the baby from Fairly OddParents exploding and dying forever is a real legitimate theory#that the show is HINTING AT even#if you're wondering my guess is on the first one :) i feel it makes most sense for the tone of the series#fop#fairly oddparents#the fairly oddparents#fairly oddparents: a new wish#a new wish#FOPANW#fop a new wish#uh#oh yeah since this is abt their characters I can slap in their character tags too#fop peri#fairly oddparents peri#peri fairywinkle-cosma#periwinkle fairywinkle-cosma#fop periwinkle#STOP HAVING SO MANY NAMES PERI THESE AREN'T EVEN ALL THE VARIANTS AND I HAVEN'T EVEN TOUCHED THE POOF ONES#not to mention some think his name is 'peri cosma' or 'peri cosma-fairywinkle'. cmon man#fop dev#dev dimmadome#fairly oddparents dev
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hey, do y’all remember that painting in the background of one of the opening scenes in Goncharov? When Sofia arrives at her hotel?
this one?
I had always figured it was just a random piece of art that was already on location, or just something they pulled to fill out the set.
silly of me to assume anything in this movie was done by chance, because guess what I saw at the museum the other day.
yeah, it’s an actual museum-worthy painting by…you may not believe this…
Natalia Goncharova.
And this, combined with the info about the painting and the fact that the replica they used seems to be more cool-tinted, actually adds a lot to this scene. Specially, the idea that Goncharov remains this ever present installation in Sofia’s mind (especially poignant since she doesn’t explicitly talk about him a lot), and that Goncharov is present and watching throughout the movie, but - just like a painting - is ultimately unable to be a full participant in his life, ending in his death.
#art#natalia goncharova#goncharov#someone’s got to keep the goncharov posting alive#also i do think this painting legitimately slaps#unreality
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artfight is done which means i get to post my attacks without fear of having my attack ratio obliterated. this is @fmab's lark who is soooo cute. i think it's clear she's a fan favourite but she deserves it
#idk why but the 200x200 icon looks so cute next to the main pic. i think im gonna format all my attacks like that#fun fact this pic was in full colour first but the balance was so bad i gave up and slapped a gradient map on it#i used a lot of gradient maps for art fight in general. its so convenient and it. legitimately looks better than my normal colours#which is a little crushing but we stay strong#my art#others ocs#art fight
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I just think that Jack and Martha both should've got to slap the Doctor in Utopia, y'know?
#i mean martha should've slapped him multiple times but that whole bit where she and jack are sharing legitimate grievances#about how he abandons people etc and has hurt them specifically#and on learning about his frankly appalling treatment of jack and the fact that this is a pattern of behaviours#i think jack should have slapped him and martha should've went 'you know what yeah'#doctor who#jack harkness#martha jones#utopia#the doctor#captain jack harkness#tenth doctor#torchwood#mine
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So it was funny until it wasn't.
Don't suppose anyone can help me get a new bed? 🥲
#fatncheesey#trans feedee#trans ssbhm#sometimes the difficulties of being superfat just slap you in the face#I legitimately don't know how I'm going to deal with this
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And you, huh? What about you? What sort of shady shit have you been up to, hmm?
I'm a Senior V.P. for a real estate development company.
JULIE BENZ as BRIT STEVENSON SAW V (2008) dir. David Hackl
#the way she just saunters up in her bitchy business lady stilettos...........miss gorl..................#she makes me so insane. let's discuss#saw v#brit stevenson#julie benz#sawedit#horroredit#filmedit#mine#legitimately the BADDEST bitch#bad in multiple ways. esp morally. like damn shawty u are SO ethically bankrupt I want u to throw me down the STAIRS#her face when mallick calls her boring kills me#need her in concerning & inane ways#in all other ways but physical. I am on my knees under her desk. doing taxes. that's what I'm doing there. yeah#pls mumther one crumb of pussy & a slap in the face ?? perchance#<-if u think those tags are bad u do not want 2 know what I just typed and deleted#those words have been redacted due to their radioactive and corrosive nature 🙏
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unfortunately for my psyche poison is a banger
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frantically drawing an AMatts 70 goal pic just in case he hits it
#my first time legitimately trying to draw am34#feel like ive drawn arber xhekaj instead#or a fucked up hockey player tony stark#oh well#dont let this be like when i was slapped by the hand of a higher power#to draw joey on fire right before the streak snapped#dont curse this#rambles#wip
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Phullo there, I’d like to ask you a question! I hope I won’t be such a bothersome.
So, I’m planning to write a story about Laughingstock and since I find your storytelling very pleasing I figured it’d be a great idea to ask for your advice about the writing!
My Idea in general for this story is just Howdy taking a day off from working in his bodega. And basically, he’ll be just wearing normal clothes.. shocking truly.
And thennn, Barnaby and Howdy accidentally stumbled into each other’s path. They later then of course had a very long conversation that lasted until evening maybe.
Of course there’ll be some fishy moments like them looking at each other with goggly eyes and other cheesy romantic nonsense- but it’s just mainly them having their usual conversation with a ‘couple’ of jokes here and there. It’s supposed to be a sweet memory for them to remember basically.
So, what I’m really trying to ask you for is- how the heck do you start a story exactly and not make it into just the dialogues? Like, I want my story to be kind of long but I’m afraid it’ll be just them, y’know, talking and I really don’t want it to be boring.. therefore, I really need your help.
I am so sorry if it’s such a bad timing considering the fact that you just had an interview which I am very proud for you for that! Even if it didn’t go as expected at least you did good half of it.
Soo, yeah! I’d very much appreciate your advice and I am sooo sorry that this was soo long!!! And again, a bad timing too.. but hey if you got any time, please consider answering. Thank you..
Also any response yet? On the interview of course.
hmmm... in my experience and Knowledge Accumulated Over The Years via reading And writing... the best place to start is to just drop in. no story introduction, no "it was a dark and stormy night", just Start. it sounds like your story begins with Howdy taking the day off, so maybe kick off with him getting ready / choosing an outfit, or w/ him reflexively almost opening the store before he stops and chides himself for almost forgetting that he's taking the day off
to combat the dialogue, maybe detail him leaving the bodega to go into the neighborhood. what does he see? hear? feel both physically and mentally? is there anyone else out and about? set the scene! ive been struggling with this too lately since i haven't seriously written in a while and i haven't been reading actual books
WHICH! IMPORTANT TANGENTS!! read well-written books, Not fanfic! im not saying dont read fanfic ever or i'd be the world's biggest hypocrite, but also read actual books. it's important to study how published authors write, how stories are structured, dialogue and action. because these books have more often then not gone through a Rigorous screening process. multiple drafts, beta readers, publishers reading it with great scrutiny before agreeing to publish - of course there are exceptions, but a lot of books are the highest quality they can be, and will outshine most fics. because, and i say all of this as good things, fics are unregulated. most dont have beta readers. a lot are from amateur authors new to the scene. there will be spelling mistakes, weird grammar & sentence structure, etc - most fics have Entirely different writing styles from each other. so if you only read fanfic, That is what your brain will learn, and it's gonna be harder for you to write. published books have less variation in styles, and the styles are subtler. there's less spelling mistakes if any, so your spelling will improve. your internal vocabulary will expand. even if you don't consciously study what you read, your brain will pick up on & internalize patterns, how action works, how dialogue works, how to structure a story, all that good stuff. if you want, i can recommend well-written books! i've been an avid reader since... like, ever. i've got recs galore! you can tell me your preferred genre & literary interest and i'll probably have something for you! and if you're not big on books, well... get out of your comfort zone lmao, books are fucking awesome and i guarantee there are plenty out there that you would love.
and when you're writing dialogue, intersperse it with little actions or the main povs' internal dialogue. if there's a natural lull in the conversation, explore that lull! what do the characters do in this moment? what's going on around them? sprinkle bits of setting in so that your reader knows where they are and what's going on.
plus, exploring the non-dialogue sections of your story can, and often will, spark inspiration in your brain for scenes and actions to fill out the story if you want it to be long (but also! if you just want to write the scene of their conversation, that's the beauty of fanfic - there's no requirements. do whatever you want lmao). when Howdy is going into town, maybe Wally calls him over for a quick pose - does Howdy say yes or no, and how does that decision change the story? maybe Julie invites him to join her in a game, or Eddie stops to talk to Howdy about him being out and about. maybe there are some complaints over the bodega not being open. what's the lead-up to Howdy and Barnaby running into each other? do they literally run into each other? what happens when they do? those are just a few possibilities of many!
remember, when you're writing, you're that story's god. you can do literally fucking anything. you decide what the characters do, where they go, what happens in their world. that mindset should help you bolster the plot instead of just "these two characters have a conversation", yk?
i hope this helps!
#im so serious i am talking from personal experience#the quality of my writing improves after reading an actual book / when im reading one alongside writing#which is why im getting myself back into it#i spent a while not reading books and boyyyyy howdy have i suffered for it!#i miss when i was in elementary school reading at least one full length book a week...#BUT BOOKS HELP. GOOD BOOKS#not the fuckin cookie cutter booktok recs that're just a bunch of tropes slapped together#im talkin about the quality stuff.#im talkin about authors who really see the art in writing & storytelling#rambles from the bog#but also do take everything i say with a grain of salt#i have a lot of room for improvement myself & as with my art im an Entirely Self Taught Writer#so im by no means an expert on the subject! im a medium level writer at best <3#and im not saying that in a derogatory way! it just means i have a ways to go in becoming a legitimately good writer#& reaching the level that i want. its something to strive for!#also thank you! ive never done an interview before so i really have nothing to compare it to!
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someone found a boe at a costco
💥✨HOLY SHIT✨💥
#SKELETON#ask#kamenriderhamo#LEGITIMATELY HOLY FUCK#i have got to find one hundred dollars and fifty dollars.#that so fucking slaps honestly#in terms of instruments that boe would like? honestly? harpsichord. or organ.#i imagine him with good finger dexterity#i love tha piano. i love the sound of an organ and harpsichord so much#thinking about that one song from pacman world 1 for the ps1. the ghost level#well i guess thats every level. its pacman.#that song slaps but its too short. and i listen to it at 1.25x speed because it sounds better that way#but then that just means its even shorter. hell on earth.#also. initially didnt mean to type hot sog. but my fingers slipped and i chose the fate of the hot sog. my burden. perhaps. my blessing.#anyway!!!! thank you so much haam for showing me!!!!!!! wow!!!! boe costs sooo much.#also hi ham :)
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My new hobby is skimming through seasons of Ninj//ago to induce a fever dream like state in my psychese
#I've always had kinda like....petty beef with ninj//ago just cause like. EVERYONE compares it to monkie kid#When they r just not comparable beyond the surface level observation that its legos#Like ninj//ago contributes to the idea of an Asian monolith and uh. It's annoying to me.#It's also so thematically empty and they just reset shit whenever and it barely has characters. It's not good#Which makes me feel crazy when lmk is SO good. Like so so so good#Let it be known I've seen all that's out of drag//on rising#the first 3 seasons of the og show. And I skimmed through possession seabound and both crystal king parts#Gotta say. Sea Nya slaps like what the hell#Ninj//ago isn't good but that was legitimately like. Awesome#So there are officially 1 and a half episodes that I find thematically banging#I'm always a sucker for there being no good choice but still having to choose. Like I am. What decision can you live with#But Nya losing herself to the Sea? Losing her own breath and inhaling the sea to remove the water out of Jay's lungs?#The fact that she only became the water ninja because her friends needed her which eventually pushed her into this fate#Making it so she couldn't remember who she was or what her loved ones meant to her?#Her convo with nyad was like#duuddeeeeeeeeeee. brooooooo#Like she became eternal and endless. A force of nature but there was still a small part of her that remembered what ''good'' is#The part of her that would save a sailor who had gone overboard even if it went against the natural course of the ocean#Because there is no right or wrong there. Except in the small drop of Nya that was left#Like what the FUCK that's CRAZYYY BRO#Like she literally had to pull herself out of herself (the sea) to keep ''Nya'' together like. oh my god. How the cookie crumbles I guess#ninjago critical#anyways I've been losing my mind about Sea Nya and how nothing else in ninja//go is like it I needed to get it off my chest#sea nya
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where is that post that is like 'if u were the girl he wanted communication would be easy for him' bc yeah... no matter how much u dont want it to be, it's true
#not me being the most dumb bitch alive thinking i was just being considerate and patient...#for 10 months 💀#and then being slapped in the face w a actually none of it mattered at all nearly enough as it did to u#and u were not even worthy of talking to or trying to communicate with or simply discussing any of it and our feelings#(which were only my feelings in the end)#and u were pathetically daydreaming and fantasizing and missing whatever 'it' was between us but i didnt really care#and it never mattered that much to me and idc to have had talked abt it and see if there was anything to off there#u were only worth being thrown away without even being told anything abt how i felt or was i was thinking#bc at the end of the day what was everything to u and what mattered so much to u was not even 1% as important to me#💀 legitimately i am dying !!!!#ig what hurts me the most that it was smth i was willing to fight for or talk abt to see if we were on the same page or were our heart lied#or like .. idk im just hurt at the fact that for him all of that was just smth to throw away. not even worthy of talking abt or simply#not even giving me a chance bc i know that time's running out but the fact that#he didnt even find it worthy enough to give a chance TALKING abt.#also what hurts me so fkn bad is that if i didnt force myself to go against my avpd and try to ask i wouldnt know anything#bc he doesnt tell me anything of that stuff and he didnt the first time either and im like#i truly am so pathetic letting someone have so much power over me just bc i love them and want them so bad#when im only a speckle of dust in their life#like ..... what is wrong with me? both bc why cant i ever be loved#EVERYBODY else always has someone!!!! i NEVER do!!! and like idk#and this is worse than a crush bc h actually talked to me and told me things and said things and it was real#(to me)#and then just stopped and i didnt know what i did and it could never be talked abt either and it just suckssssss#like why am i so fucking deeply and incredibly unlovable and worthless and not worth anything??????? not even a talk???? like wtf
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grabbing people by the shoulders and through grit teeth saying to them "ordinary ppl experience tragedy theatre levels of suffering every day and you have no place assuming whether or not theyre rly hurt or that tragic narratives are unrealistic"
#talked to someone who believed tragedies were exaggerated and punitive to either the characters or the reader#and who seemed legitimately surprised that several people around her were like. well in my life ive experienced smth to that magnitude.#if i had been in the same room as her i think i would have actually slapped her#cecil drawls
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