#This legitimately slaps
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I got the Miles from Tomorrowland theme song playing in my head while looking at this.
Sorry. I ended up writing some ideas in the tags cuz your concept art got my brain worms wriggling
Concept thingies coug
[@stuart-lonk]
#This legitimately slaps#I love the Marvin the Martian inspiration for Pomni She’s just a little stowaway with mild amnesia that’s trying to get back home but can’t#Jax would be Stich if he never had a Lilo. Also a trapped stowaway who was trying to get out of trouble but found himself in more trouble#Comedy Mask Gangle is a shooting star that zips all over the place and shines too brightly#Tragedy Gangle is a small twinkling light that’s always threatening to go out and cries stardust#Caine is a hologram of the ship’s A.I. that nobody can touch but he can manipulate anything in his ship.He’s obsessed with space adventures#Kinger was the first astronaut on board but due to Caine taking over he’s never been able to get off so he has grown crazy over time#Kinger never takes off his helmet out of paranoia#Ragatha was one of the crew members who were sent to rescue Kinger but also got stuck.#Survived by keeping her head down and playing along with Caine’s antics. Cares for everyone. Loved space but is kinda terrified of it now#Zooble was one of the members of a more recent rescue party that nearly died trying to find them#Caine saved them by transferring their consciousness into a robot of his own design. They were not happy with this.#Zooble now works as the ship’s technician/ medic. Has to constantly replace their parts after every adventure.#A lot of Ragatha’s body is actually artificial. After so many misadventures she’s had to gradually replace parts of herself (eye/hair/skin)#She now classifies as a living doll. Still human but barely. More synthetic than anything.#It’s implied that Kinger is the same but nobody actually knows what he really looks like under his robe and helmet#Damn this AU got me itching to write more
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I'm not into danmei but the plot of 2ha seems like a sex version of whatever was going on between Master Shifu and Tai Lung from Kung Fu Panda.
#2ha#this legitimately gave me incurable brain damage#anon i give you extra kiss with tongue but then slap you and kiss you again
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why is mattel so allergic to giving their dolls curly natural hair
#like. i know irl black women can do whatever they want with their hair#black hair is super versatile and that's legitimately amazing#and i know giving hundreds of thousands of dolls tiny little braids would be very expensive to manufacture#even if the process is totally automated#but. would it kill them to give their dolls tighter curls??#or not just slap a few braids on top of straight hair and go 'eh good enough'#like. there are SO many natural hairstyles they could do that don't involve microbraiding doll hair#half up half down. fauxhawks. bantu knots. pineapple updos. tree braids. afros. afro puffs. thick twists. french braids#goddess braids. undercut fades. pixie cuts. literally just ponytails#like! there are so many options! and it feels like they keep hitting the mark#monster high
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Since I saw someone post a similar question -
#god i can't believe that the baby from Fairly OddParents exploding and dying forever is a real legitimate theory#that the show is HINTING AT even#if you're wondering my guess is on the first one :) i feel it makes most sense for the tone of the series#fop#fairly oddparents#the fairly oddparents#fairly oddparents: a new wish#a new wish#FOPANW#fop a new wish#uh#oh yeah since this is abt their characters I can slap in their character tags too#fop peri#fairly oddparents peri#peri fairywinkle-cosma#periwinkle fairywinkle-cosma#fop periwinkle#STOP HAVING SO MANY NAMES PERI THESE AREN'T EVEN ALL THE VARIANTS AND I HAVEN'T EVEN TOUCHED THE POOF ONES#not to mention some think his name is 'peri cosma' or 'peri cosma-fairywinkle'. cmon man#fop dev#dev dimmadome#fairly oddparents dev
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hey, do y’all remember that painting in the background of one of the opening scenes in Goncharov? When Sofia arrives at her hotel?
this one?
I had always figured it was just a random piece of art that was already on location, or just something they pulled to fill out the set.
silly of me to assume anything in this movie was done by chance, because guess what I saw at the museum the other day.
yeah, it’s an actual museum-worthy painting by…you may not believe this…
Natalia Goncharova.
And this, combined with the info about the painting and the fact that the replica they used seems to be more cool-tinted, actually adds a lot to this scene. Specially, the idea that Goncharov remains this ever present installation in Sofia’s mind (especially poignant since she doesn’t explicitly talk about him a lot), and that Goncharov is present and watching throughout the movie, but - just like a painting - is ultimately unable to be a full participant in his life, ending in his death.
#art#natalia goncharova#goncharov#someone’s got to keep the goncharov posting alive#also i do think this painting legitimately slaps#unreality
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artfight is done which means i get to post my attacks without fear of having my attack ratio obliterated. this is @fmab's lark who is soooo cute. i think it's clear she's a fan favourite but she deserves it
#idk why but the 200x200 icon looks so cute next to the main pic. i think im gonna format all my attacks like that#fun fact this pic was in full colour first but the balance was so bad i gave up and slapped a gradient map on it#i used a lot of gradient maps for art fight in general. its so convenient and it. legitimately looks better than my normal colours#which is a little crushing but we stay strong#my art#others ocs#art fight
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I just think that Jack and Martha both should've got to slap the Doctor in Utopia, y'know?
#i mean martha should've slapped him multiple times but that whole bit where she and jack are sharing legitimate grievances#about how he abandons people etc and has hurt them specifically#and on learning about his frankly appalling treatment of jack and the fact that this is a pattern of behaviours#i think jack should have slapped him and martha should've went 'you know what yeah'#doctor who#jack harkness#martha jones#utopia#the doctor#captain jack harkness#tenth doctor#torchwood#female characters#mine
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And you, huh? What about you? What sort of shady shit have you been up to, hmm?
I'm a Senior V.P. for a real estate development company.
JULIE BENZ as BRIT STEVENSON SAW V (2008) dir. David Hackl
#the way she just saunters up in her bitchy business lady stilettos...........miss gorl..................#she makes me so insane. let's discuss#saw v#brit stevenson#julie benz#sawedit#horroredit#filmedit#mine#legitimately the BADDEST bitch#bad in multiple ways. esp morally. like damn shawty u are SO ethically bankrupt I want u to throw me down the STAIRS#her face when mallick calls her boring kills me#need her in concerning & inane ways#in all other ways but physical. I am on my knees under her desk. doing taxes. that's what I'm doing there. yeah#pls mumther one crumb of pussy & a slap in the face ?? perchance#<-if u think those tags are bad u do not want 2 know what I just typed and deleted#those words have been redacted due to their radioactive and corrosive nature 🙏
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unfortunately for my psyche poison is a banger
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went to see if I can grab myself a bluesky but I guess they're only interested in new users who are willing to click a 'back' arrow once for every month they lived before November 2004? which 280ish is a lot so no thanks guess I'll continue to pass
#ineffablefool original post#not good omens#if i thought this was a legitimate design choice I'd be offended not just as an old person but because it's just terrible ux#someone just slapped the wrong date control on the page though probably and the right one would let you jump by years/decades/etc#they'll fix it eventually (or it's just crap for mobile browser users because obviously if I'm on my phone it means I want Yet Another App)#(in which case either it happens to change in their next redesign or i maybe someday think to try while on desktop)
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frantically drawing an AMatts 70 goal pic just in case he hits it
#my first time legitimately trying to draw am34#feel like ive drawn arber xhekaj instead#or a fucked up hockey player tony stark#oh well#dont let this be like when i was slapped by the hand of a higher power#to draw joey on fire right before the streak snapped#dont curse this#rambles#wip
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Those Genshin players: “Genshin isn’t gay.”
Those players: “you’re reading way too much into it”
Those players: “why does everyone have to be gay now anyways? Sexuality shouldn’t matter!”
Those players: “besides, Mihoyo’s a Chinese company, so of course they’d never put anything outright gay in.”
Those players: “right?”
Genshin Impact:
#I CAN’T STOP CACKLING AT THIS#LIKE NO WAY THIS GOT THROUGH FIFTEEN LAYERS OF CREATION AND TRANSLATION WITHOUT S O M E O N E NOTICING IT#SHE’S A GODDAMN L U T I S T#gayshit impact#indeed#anyway natlan’s slapping so far#sappho#legitimately sappho#this is my roman empire#i will NEVER stop thinking about this omgg#sapphic#lgbt#running around teyvat with a pack of wild lesbians#genshin impact#genshin#original content#i love this so much
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someone found a boe at a costco
💥✨HOLY SHIT✨💥
#SKELETON#ask#kamenriderhamo#LEGITIMATELY HOLY FUCK#i have got to find one hundred dollars and fifty dollars.#that so fucking slaps honestly#in terms of instruments that boe would like? honestly? harpsichord. or organ.#i imagine him with good finger dexterity#i love tha piano. i love the sound of an organ and harpsichord so much#thinking about that one song from pacman world 1 for the ps1. the ghost level#well i guess thats every level. its pacman.#that song slaps but its too short. and i listen to it at 1.25x speed because it sounds better that way#but then that just means its even shorter. hell on earth.#also. initially didnt mean to type hot sog. but my fingers slipped and i chose the fate of the hot sog. my burden. perhaps. my blessing.#anyway!!!! thank you so much haam for showing me!!!!!!! wow!!!! boe costs sooo much.#also hi ham :)
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My new hobby is skimming through seasons of Ninj//ago to induce a fever dream like state in my psychese
#I've always had kinda like....petty beef with ninj//ago just cause like. EVERYONE compares it to monkie kid#When they r just not comparable beyond the surface level observation that its legos#Like ninj//ago contributes to the idea of an Asian monolith and uh. It's annoying to me.#It's also so thematically empty and they just reset shit whenever and it barely has characters. It's not good#Which makes me feel crazy when lmk is SO good. Like so so so good#Let it be known I've seen all that's out of drag//on rising#the first 3 seasons of the og show. And I skimmed through possession seabound and both crystal king parts#Gotta say. Sea Nya slaps like what the hell#Ninj//ago isn't good but that was legitimately like. Awesome#So there are officially 1 and a half episodes that I find thematically banging#I'm always a sucker for there being no good choice but still having to choose. Like I am. What decision can you live with#But Nya losing herself to the Sea? Losing her own breath and inhaling the sea to remove the water out of Jay's lungs?#The fact that she only became the water ninja because her friends needed her which eventually pushed her into this fate#Making it so she couldn't remember who she was or what her loved ones meant to her?#Her convo with nyad was like#duuddeeeeeeeeeee. brooooooo#Like she became eternal and endless. A force of nature but there was still a small part of her that remembered what ''good'' is#The part of her that would save a sailor who had gone overboard even if it went against the natural course of the ocean#Because there is no right or wrong there. Except in the small drop of Nya that was left#Like what the FUCK that's CRAZYYY BRO#Like she literally had to pull herself out of herself (the sea) to keep ''Nya'' together like. oh my god. How the cookie crumbles I guess#ninjago critical#anyways I've been losing my mind about Sea Nya and how nothing else in ninja//go is like it I needed to get it off my chest#sea nya
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grabbing people by the shoulders and through grit teeth saying to them "ordinary ppl experience tragedy theatre levels of suffering every day and you have no place assuming whether or not theyre rly hurt or that tragic narratives are unrealistic"
#talked to someone who believed tragedies were exaggerated and punitive to either the characters or the reader#and who seemed legitimately surprised that several people around her were like. well in my life ive experienced smth to that magnitude.#if i had been in the same room as her i think i would have actually slapped her#cecil drawls
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i love thinking about the very few things that make lleyth angry like yessss show me ur convictions and flaws babygirl
#💾#ill b very interested 2 see how this all pans out because let me tell you. lleyth wants illario dead so bad#and i have a feeling they are Not going to get what they want#and it's just fun for me to think about bc like. one of their core values is that they are loyal to antiva & the crows above all else#and they already felt kinda betrayed by the crows already thanks to the whole Exile fuck up#and bringing it up legitimately makes them testy. like if you want to get lleyth snappy a great way to do it is Bring That Up#or imply what they did was treason#bc they would tell you 'i did what i did FOR the crows. and antiva. and just because they can't see that...'#'do not trouble yourself to lecture me on where my own loyalties lie'#and it makes them not really understanding other ppl being loyal to their family so tasty because it's hypocritical!!!!!!!!!#lleyth: i dont understand complex family dynamics and intense loyalty to fucked up family. everything is very simple really.#← guy who literally comes from a family of people who kill each other for power or if they become inconvenient#and was kicked out of the only home and family they've ever known for daring to defend their family and home#and remains loyal to them all despite it anyways.#anyways. i <3 when characters have views that conflict with their core values and vice versa#and i think they are scared that after everything they'll still be in exile#i made myself sad thinking about lleyth being vulnerable and asking lucanis if he thinks they'll be allowed to come back 'after all this'#haha. yeow#*slaps lleyth and lucanis* these babies can hold so much justification and self-blame re: family & loyalty in them
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