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canisalbus · 6 months ago

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✦ Freshly ordained ✦

#a packless dog will happily accept his collar or something like that #own art #own characters #CanisAlbus #art #artists on tumblr #Machete #anthro #sighthound #dogs #canine #animals #maybe you might benefit from a little bit of context in this case #Machete becomes a priest at around 20 or so #he has trained all his life for this goal #he has worked himself to the bone and sacrificed so much #because he believes it would make him respectable and worthy and give his life a purpose and meaning #he gets his very first cassock from the tailor's and it immediately fits like a second skin #for the first time ever he feels like something he wears actually makes him look kind of nice #the hard part is over it'll be smooth sailing from here on out #there's a period in Vasco's and Machete's lives where they were apart for almost a decad #they met in their late teens when they were both studying in the same university in Venice #became friends and then lovers #but had to separate when Machete graduated and Vasco dropped out #Machete was ordained as intended and Vasco followed his father into politics #they meet again unexpectedly in their early 30's thanks to their similar jobs #Machete had became a cardinal secretary of state and Vasco was a Florentine diplomat #this takes place shortly after he had lost contact with Vasco and before he reconnects with him again

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ca-3 · 1 year ago

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Been a while, but more P5 x Omori battle screens‼️ This time with Goro Akechi fights 💔

● Extra P5 x Omori battle screens

#persona 5 #persona 5 royal #goro akechi #akechi goro #akira kurusu #ren amamiya #persona 5 protagonist #ryuji sakamoto #haru okumura #ann takamaki #ca3 art #gif #omg this has been in wip hell forever now aaaa #p5 x omori #literally had fo redo the gifs and videos so many times because of one REALLY small mistake or animation error #these akechi ones were cursed all the other ones I've done so far went very smooth #akechi why did you do this to me this is why you stayed in wip hell #sakamoto ryuji #takamaki ann #okumura haru #persona 5 royal spoilers #just in case #persona 5 spoilers #i didnt know who should fill the fourth space but haru is there cause she won the twitter poll i had lol #i couldnt decide if she should've been angry or sad here tbh #omori #omori game #omori fanart #edit: linking my previous P5 x Omori screens because dammit i want them to be appreciated too lol

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qiinamii · 1 year ago

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kermit debt

#YESYES YES I FINALLY HAVE THE VIDEO INCLUDED IN ONE SMOOTH POST i love tumblr #the earliest xiao shitpost ever that sparked my lil spree #hes a very no thoughts guy i think [it is autism]#qiiarts #lumine #traveler #nahida #xiao #and kermit in a basin #it wasnt captioned like this but then a priceless reply said kermit debt and its become my label for his karma its the xiao agenda ever

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splendidfemalelegs · 1 month ago

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I would throw all my money at this babe

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humbuns · 5 months ago

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pieced together till they're no longer broken apart

#link click #lu guang #cheng xiaoshi #shiguang daili ren #shoutout to celest for ruining my month by introducing this series in my life #if you ask me what i was thinking about during this i will also not know how to answer completely (i blacked out)#though it follows along the lines of saving the same person but being aware they're no longer the same as the very first #slowly they're chipped away/edges smoothed with unfitted lines and then you become aware that there's so much that is not within control #eventually it will erode/ so are you prepared for that inevitably/ are you ready to let go #anyway doomed narrative is the most fucked thing you can do to me i feel a little insane #art tag

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bruciemilf · 2 months ago

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So glad you clarified that "Alfred bleeding out at brucie's day party" was step 1 in becoming pennywaynes. I was just about to ask lol

Also thinking that Alfred doesn't say "fuck" because Thomas says it enough for both of them. And how they're both feral in opposite directions (loud and vulgar vs poised and eloquent) makes me wonder what direction Martha is feral in. Exceedingly painfully viciously polite? Barefoot in the dirt, she'd love poison ivy fae-tinged feral? Does this make sense? I'm sick. All I can think about is Thomas and Alfred preparing to carve someone up and you don't even know who you are supposed to be more scared of

I like to imagine Martha as Morticia Addams feral. Regal, majestic, peculiar, and could wipe the floor with your self-esteem in a minute if crossed. Bruce’s mama was a silent badass for sure.

I like to think Damian inherited her affection for animals! Hers pets were just more… Unique, let’s say.

Imagine you’re Alfred. You’ve been working at the Wayne manor for about two weeks now.

Thomas, your husband boss hands you a huge chunk of bloody meat hanging from a butcher hook, while yelling violently at a business partner on the phone.

“Al, go feed Bruce, will ya?”

“?????????????”

Bruce gently grabs Alfred’s hand (Alfred has to tilt down) and he’s taken to the pool area.

There’s a big ass tank.

There’s a big ass, 20 foot long, great white shark in that tank. Bruce hugs the glass. Alfred may or may not pass out. Martha gently takes Bruce in her arms, kindly asks Alfred to clean the floors, and vanishes in the shadows.

She also has an albino ball python that Bruce adores. Occasionally, she wears him as a scarf. Alfred is severely loving and regretting his life choices.

#alfred pennyworth #martha wayne #I also think martha speaks with a 20s Hollywood infliction. very smooth. she has velocity in every word #it’s addicting to listen to her voice and Thomas was down bad for her from minute three. ‘I like listening to her talk’ he always says #because I do think people perceive her as an autistic cryptid. a creacher if you will.#thomas wayne #pennywaynes #dc #dc comics #text #text post #the waynes

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lab-gr0wn-lambs · 1 year ago

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2 years later and my man is fucking losing it

#old one was a style experiment this one is too #very excited about this one #look at him he's so scrunk #friendship ended with line-smoothing #adventure time #simon petrikov #fionna and cake #fionna and cake spoilers #fionna and cake fanart #adventure time fanart #simon petrikov fanart #draw this again #re draw #re-draw #cate's scribbles #scribbles

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phantom-of-the-keurig · 10 months ago

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“Unmmmm there’s NO evidence Kamino CULLED clones who were different that would be MEAN and no clones were decommissioned it doesn’t exist!!”

Begging y’all to think before you speak please 😭 these are direct screenshots from the canon wiki, and I even have the actual source book where these come from

#I don’t like a lot of the popular fanon either BUT DEAR GOD DO SOME RESEARCH FIRST PLEASE #be ffr #sw salt #clone troopers #clones #sw tcw #star wars canon #I’m very very petty about what is current canon and what isn’t so don’t @ me lol #smooth brained individuals do not interact

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cabi-leodrann · 9 months ago

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Picked up watercolor again, after not doing anything with it for years lol Pretty happy with how it turned out!

Anyway, Cult of the Lamb fanart- because it lives rent free in my head. Specifically the Lamb/Narinder ship. I live for this ship, I do not know why. It just scratches my brain like very fiew ship can.

#cabi leodrann #traditional art #watercolor #cult of the lamb #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #lamb #cat #red #art #flowers #I am very proud of how it turned out #like watercolor is hell when youre rusty #but it went pretty well and smooth #only Narinder was a bit of pain on the contrast #still room for improvement but im very happy right now

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lazylittledragon · 1 month ago

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being a tboy with a skincare routine is just. every day i wake up and put on the Slime. and then the other Slime. and the first Slime means you need more of the second Slime. i could kill sisyphus

#ramble #i am very grateful for the slime but there’s just so much of it every day #but i am both smooth and hairy :3 #shots one day but not today bc i’m a baby

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canisalbus · 2 months ago

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I tried to draw sheep Machete and goat Vasco (but I am not good at drawing goats, at all)

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#Macsheep and Goatsco #what do you mean I LOVE goat Vasco #the ears! the hejazi goat ears!#and his expression is just *chef's kiss* perfect #really captures that ungovernable goatlike glee #I like how he retained his smooth coat and sleek and curved shapes #and Machete looks very appropriate as a sheep as well #he would have even more reason to trim his neck wool as a sheep #come to think of it would he have to keep himself sheared at all times if he wanted his clothes to fit correctly?#and just keep the head fluff #I noticed that you paid attention to their snout shapes! sheep have kind of rabbitlike nose whereas goats have a smoother upper lip #with less prominent philtrum #I thought that was such a cool detail #something I often forget myself when I'm drawing these species #thank you!#gift art #arttsuka #Machete #Vasco #it's weird how much harder their expressions are to read solely because of the horizontal pupils #they're mammalian but lack that anthropomorphic familiarity I guess

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fingolfinwiththesteelchair · 1 year ago

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It is a beautiful day, and you are a horrible research transport vessel. Things are progressing as normal (i.e. it's boring) when a SecUnit pings you, lies right to your metaphorical face, and then tries to bribe you with human media to give it a ride. This is as unexpected as it is unprecedented, and the sheer nerve of it is really to be admired. There's no protocol to this, so what should you do?

Now, this is against a bunch of rules, and could be dangerous if you weren't so impressive and incredible, and you're technically an employee (and can probably rewrite the Univeristy charter at will (until someone notices and puts it back)) so those rules are for other entities.

So, what you should do is allow the rogue SecUnit with a broken governor module and a sketchy story aboard. If you check the files it dumps and find zero (0) malware (which is confusing), and it doesn't even try to trash the place or lay in wait to ambush a crew member, then you've got a good candidate!

Next, what you're going to want to do is absolutely nothing. Just watch it patrol your halls until it's time to leave. Continue staring at it while you're undergoing embarkment procedures. Maybe analyze it a little (you've got plenty of processing power to spare) when it finally sits down and starts watching media. Allow it to settle in and get comfortable while you stare at it and get further and further from port.

Now that you two are alone (intimacy is key!) and you've determined that watching media is all the SecUnit is going to do, it's time to make contact! Make sure to open by telling it it's only survived due to dumb luck, and letting it know you could melt its brain into putty. This starter will work to develop conversation naturally and smoothly, just like you've seen the humans do, and it will be smooth sailing from there!

This has been Perihelion's guide to making friends/finding life partners/fuck off Holism I had to work hard for this find your own

#murderbot diaries #murderbot #perihelion #it was not smooth sailing #it took ART about ten minutes to get secunit into a snit so bad it shut down out of spite #but they make it work somehow #tbh despite the rocky start if ART weren’t so ART i don't think the relationship would have lasted #ART is overbearing and kind of a bully and it earned its nickname very well #but i think thats why secunit can get along with it because it comes across as more genuine #mb was distrustful and a little patronizing to miki so while they COULD have been friends if canon hadn't happened it took it until miki #died to realize miki was being genuine about the friendship #whereas with ART MB can be like what we have is weird and I'm not gonna put a label on it #these tags have gotten away from me #anyway can you imagine ART having to explain to Iris and Seth WHY it let SecUnit on??#like it could have justified it any which way but at the end of the day art was bored and then curious and then intrigued

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cubbihue · 2 months ago

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Who was Timmy's teacher at Pixie School? Was it Sanderson? I get the rivalry now.

His teacher was Fairy Mason! It's usually HP who teaches incoming Pixies, but Jorgen asked Fairy Mason to teach Timmy's class instead. Mainly because if anybody could help Timmy learn all the cultures and etiquette that comes with being a fairy, it'd be Fairy Mason.

He's one of the few fairies to be granted the honor of the "Fairy" title!! Wow!! Not even Jorgen has that honor!!!

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