#This is not fair honestly.
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#KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE AND YOUR ENEMIESCLOSER RUTHLESSNESS IS MERCY UPON OURSELVES ONE WRONG MOVE AND UR DONE FOR I WILL BE THE SONG OF PAS#im stuck on tiresias because i didnt have a design for him beforehand#to be fair poseidon i just kinda made up on the spot but i knew what i was. doing#honestly who cares he doesnt deserve legs (please dont send a tsunami to california)#my artwork#epic the musical#epic the wisdom saga#GOD DO I HAVE TO TAG EVERYTHING#epic the ocean saga#epic the circe saga#circe#poseidon#aeolus#greek gods
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THIS is what I mean when I say Hyunjin is a hard/bratty dom
That 'come here' with the hand signal whilst he's got that smirk on his face??
This is what happens if you've been a brat and he's finally had enough...
'No come here bunny, you wanna tease me than you gotta take what you give...'
#to be fair he hasn't looked like a sub in this past comebacks though#I would allow him to soak me in whatever fluid he chooses honestly#skz smut#stray kids smut#skz hard hours#stray kids hard hours#hwang hyunjin#hyunjin smut#hwang hyunjin smut#hyunjin x reader
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finally at that age where i'm thinking i should get a tattoo. not bc i feel strongly about it, just seems like a waste not to. i've got so much skin i'm not using
#feels so selfish like. all this skin what am i saving it for?#open to design suggestions! (please make me regret this offer)#maybe some deep sea horrors. a pretty watercolor of a gulper eel#once saw a person on the subway with various Skeleton Tattoos on all their limbs#i respected their commitment to the theme#but more than that i respected how all the skeletons were engaged in Activities#dancing in a ballgown. juggling its own (and two other???) skulls. swordfighting. being a mermaid skeleton#ANYWAY. the only reason i haven't already gotten tattoos is i just couldn't be bothered#i'm old enough to know i don't have any strong-but-potentially-temporary feelings driving me towards it#aesthetically i prefer decorated to non-decorated surfaces. but i'm not artistic or thrilled with commitment#honestly it feels like sheer laziness. indecisiveness--nay. immaturity!--that i HAVEN'T gotten a tattoo yet#letting all this blank canvas go to waste. tut tut i need to grow up and be an adult and get a tattoo sleeve already.#really i've put off my responsibilities long enough#(in fairness i DID at one time have 18 different piercings)#(but i took most of them out bc they interfere with wearing headphones and/or shoving my face in my pillow during Sleep Time)#(i only kept the nape piercing bc oddly enough it ended up being the most convenient. and the least painful to get now i think about it.)#(neck piercing? no problem. normal pair of earrings? Tribulations And Suffering. i don't make the rules i just poke them with a stick.)
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This chocobo looks familiar.... Right...?
#ff7 rebirth#cloud strife#ff7#chocobo#zack fair#should I tag it as that#should i use the zakkura tag#i guess i should#bc i honestly couldn't believe my eyes when i got to nibel region and this came running to me#like... the mako#the coconut colour of his eyes#and the whole obvious silhouette#it's my boi#i'm sorry this is the first pic i drop after whining a bunch about Zack hahha
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It's always been intriguing to me that, even when Elizabeth hates Darcy and thinks he's genuinely a monstrous, predatory human being, she does not ever perceive him as sexually predatory. In fact, literally no one in the novel suggests or believes he is sexually dangerous at any point. There's not the slightest hint of that as a factor in the rumors surrounding him, even though eighteenth-century fiction writers very often linked masculine villainy to a possibility of sexual predation in the subtext or just text*. Austen herself does this over and over when it comes to the true villains of her novels.
Even as a supposed villain, though, Darcy is broadly understood to be predatory and callous towards men who are weaker than him in status, power, and personality—with no real hint of sexual threat about it at all (certainly none towards women). Darcy's "villainy" is overwhelmingly about abusing his socioeconomic power over other men, like Wickham and Bingley. This can have secondhand effects on women's lives, but as collateral damage. Nobody thinks he's targeting women.
In addition, Elizabeth's interpretations of Darcy in the first half of the book tend to involve associating him with relatively prestigious women by contrast to the men in his life (he's seen as extremely dissimilar from his male friends and, as a villain, from his father). So Elizabeth understands Darcy-as-villain not in terms of the popular, often very sexualized images of masculine villainy at the time, but in terms of rich women she personally despises like Caroline Bingley and Lady Catherine de Bourgh (and even Georgiana Darcy; Elizabeth assumes a lot about Georgiana in service of her hatred of Darcy before ever meeting her).
The only people in Elizabeth's own community who side with Darcy at this time are, interestingly, both women, and likely the highest-status unmarried women in her community: Charlotte Lucas and Jane Bennet. Both have some temperamental affinities with Darcy, and while it's not clear if he recognizes this, he quietly approves of them without even knowing they've been sticking up for him behind the scenes.
This concept of Darcy-as-villain is not just Elizabeth's, either. Darcy is never seen by anyone as a sexual threat no matter how "bad" he's supposed to be. No one is concerned about any danger he might pose to their daughters or sisters. Kitty is afraid of him, but because she's easily intimidated rather than any sense of actual peril. Even another man, Mr Bennet, seems genuinely surprised to discover late in the novel that Darcy experiences attraction to anything other than his own ego.
I was thinking about this because of how often the concept of Darcy as an anti-hero before Elizabeth "fixes him" seems caught up in a hypermasculine, sexually dangerous, bad boy image of him that even people who actively hate him in the novel never subscribe to or remotely imply. Wickham doesn't suggest anything of the kind, Elizabeth doesn't, the various gossips of Meryton don't, Mr Bennet and the Gardiners don't, nobody does. If anything, he's perceived as cold and sexless.
Wickham in particular defines Darcy's villainy in opposition to the patriarchal ideal his father represented. Wickham's version of their history works to link Darcy to Lady Anne, Lady Catherine (primarily), and Georgiana rather than any kind of masculine sexuality. This version of Darcy is a villain who colludes with unsympathetic high-status women to harm men of less power than themselves, but villain!Darcy poses no direct threat to women of any kind.
It's always seemed to me that there's a very strong tendency among fans and academics to frame Darcy as this ultra-gendered figure with some kind of sexual menace going on, textually or subtextually. He's so often understood entirely in terms of masculinity and sexual desire, with his flaws closely tied to both (whether those flaws are his real ones, exaggerated, or entirely manufactured). Yet that doesn't seem to be his vibe to other characters in the story. There's a level at which he does not register to other characters as highly masculine in his affiliations, highly sexual, or in general as at all unsafe** to be around, even when they think he's a monster. And I kind of feel like this makes the revelations of his actual decency all along and his full-on heroism later easier to accept in the end.
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*The incompetently awful villain(?) in Sanditon, for instance, imagines himself another Lovelace (a reference to the famous rapist-villain of Samuel Richardson's Clarissa). Evelina's sheltered education and lack of protectors makes her vulnerable to sexual exploitation in Frances Burney's Evelina, though she ultimately manages to avoid it. There's frequently an element of sexual predation in Gothic novels even of very different kinds (e.g. Ann Radcliffe's The Mysteries of Udolpho and Matthew Lewis's The Monk both lean into this, in their wildly dissimilar styles). William Godwin's novel Caleb Williams, a book mostly about the destructive evils of class hierarchies and landowning classes specifically, depicts the mutual obsession of the genteel villain Falkland and working class hero Caleb in notoriously homoerotic terms (Godwin himself added a preface in 1832 saying, "Falkland was my Bluebeard, who had perpetrated atrocious crimes ... Caleb Williams was the wife"). This list could go on for a very long time.
**Darcy is also not usually perceived by other characters as a particularly sexual, highly masculine person in a safe way, either, even once his true character is known. Elizabeth emphasizes the resilience of Darcy's love for her more than the passionate intensity they both evidently feel; in the later book, she does sometimes makes assumptions about his true feelings or intentions based on his gender, but these assumptions are pretty much invariably shown to be wrong. In general the cast is completely oblivious to the attraction he does feel; even Charlotte, who wonders about something in that quarter, ends up doubting her own suspicions and wonders if he's just very absent-minded.
The novel emphasizes that he is physically attractive, but it goes to pains to distinguish this from Wickham's sex appeal or the charisma of a Bingley or Fitzwilliam. Mr Bennet (as mentioned above) seems to have assumed Darcy is functionally asexual, insofar as he has a concept of that. Most of the fandom-beloved moments in which Darcy is framed as highly sexual, or where he himself is sexualized for the audience, are very significantly changed in adaptation or just invented altogether for the adaptations they appear in. Darcy watching Elizabeth after his bath in the 1995 is invented for that version, him snapping at Elizabeth in their debates out of UST is a persistent change from his smiling banter with her in the book, the fencing to purge his feelings is invented, the pond swim/wet shirt is invented. In the 2005 P&P, the instant reaction to Elizabeth is invented, the hand flex of repressed passion is invented, the Netherfield Ball dance as anything but an exercise in mutual frustration is invented, the near-kiss after the proposal in invented, etc. And in those as well, he's never presented as sexually predatory, not even as a "villain."
#self-indulgently long tangents even for me but i had Thoughts!#i almost appended a third footnote to the second footnote. rip#anghraine babbles#long post#fitzwilliam darcy#lady anne blogging#austen blogging#austen fanwank#ivory tower blogging#anghraine's meta#eighteenth century blogging#gender blogging#i do think it's interesting that associating his flaws with lady catherine's is honestly fair - she comes to wonder about this later#but lbr that is totally understandable! lady catherine is the awful parody version of him!#but the times when elizabeth's assumptions are highly inflected by Yes All Men Actually generalizations she's utterly wrong#it's not some horrible misdeed but it's not really fair#not because she's oppressing him (lmao) but because people don't work that way#not saying that p&p is some huge blow against gender essentialism but i do think it's FAR less friendly to it than its fans are
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For your consideration.
#honestly harry does his fair share of fixing too but like bridge officer fixing not engineer fixing#and geordi suffers but not quite as cartoonishly as the other two#please tell me if I'm doing this alt text thing right I'm bad at describing things#star trek#star trek voyager#star trek deep space 9#star trek the next generation#harry kim#miles o'brien#geordi la forge#ds9#tng#id in alt text#my memes
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Because game Vanessa looks like Samus, I just call her regular wear Zero Suit Vanny.
VANNY ZERO SUIT VANNY
#ask reply#honestly that’s so fair#I can hear the smash announcer saying this in my head#it’s just so clear#I get the Samus comparison a lot but this was funny#the only TRUE way to refer to her
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I put wayyyy too much effort in such a silly joke and I miss the person I was before I discovered fan fiction.
Criston and Alicent represent my last two braincells that have not been corrupted by the internet, silently asking themselves where it all went wrong.
#house of the dragon#aegon ii targaryen#aemond targaryen#hod memes#hod shitpost#everyone is fair game in the Targaryen family#alicent should start knocking before entering her children's rooms#honestly how many times has this woman walked in on Aegon naked or playing with his sword (and i don't mean blackfire)#hiiiiiiiii...#and they were castle mates
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you cannot convince me that these people don't just hate women
#they don't care about sports and therefore why should anyone care#just let women get hurt and outperformed by men because this person doesn't give a shit about sports anyway#this goes beyond your typical laissez-faire liberalism#this person is proud of being so wholly apathetic about women's concerns with petty things like ''safety'' and ''fairness''#i've become completely disgusted with the liberal mindset that refuses not only to consider whether harm is being done#but when confronted with claims that harm IS being done they can't wait to tell you how much they don't care#and that actually by pointing out that they should care you are really harshing the vibe#and really ruining it for all the people who were enjoying causing harm and not caring#i've always cared abt fairness so this mentality seems like. anti-social to me honestly#conservatives want to cause harm and liberals define harm as anything that is caused by conservatives#and only by conservatives
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So did any of YOU guys know that someone wrote a reverse!AU Jeeves fanfic in 1953, and Wodehouse liked it?
#honestly i don’t know how you can write a parody of a series that’s already a farcical comedy#so it was pretty big of wodehouse not to send a cease and desist#do you think mr maclaren-ross prefaced his story with a ‘jeeves and bertie are the property of p. g. wodehouse i own nothing’ disclaimer#like the ff.net fics of old#and wodehouse was like ‘aye that’s fair’#anyway wikipedia doesn’t have a link to anywhere you can read the story but i think i need to track it down#jeeves and wooster#jeeves books#jooster#good lord jeeves
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incidentally for the people who aren’t zedaph watchers I have to express just HOW MUCH the crevasse is a step forward for zedaph building. season six he. didn’t have a base really if I recall correctly. in season seven he had an undecorated cave he put silly machines in. season eight he at least DECORATED but it was sure still a hole in a mountain. season nine it was a base he did a BUILD with! still a hole in a mountain. season ten is a STEP UP it’s a hole with NO MOUNTAIN REQUIRED,
#hermitcraft#zedaph#I SAY THIS LOVINGLY AND I HONESTLY LOVE HIS BUILDS#and his s9 base was gorgeous and a great monument to Zedvancements#but it’s SO FUNNY. predictable king who builds the same way I do: panic and dig a hole.#I wasn’t around for s5 to see how that fits into this trend. I suspect it was also a hole in a mountain tho.#although this isn’t fair of me. he ALSO had a game show. that’s basically the same thing as a base.
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I get pottery studio access again on Tuesday! I should make
I'm not going to do number three, tbh.
#honestly i may disregard all opinions and do something entirely random because The Clay Said So#in fairness i did learn to throw pots but then i got distracted before i got good at it
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a collection of foods from this year’s Texas State Fair
and now here’s a collection of the the titles without the picture because i think it’s funnier if you just imagine what they look like
rest in heavenly peach
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yall like to pretend that "don't split up" is the most obvious rule in any horror scenario, but what's the alternative? stick together and cooperate ? to find a solution? in a life-or-death situation??? babe surely you have been in enough group projects to guess how that shit ends
#honestly would prefer to try to strike a work-study deal with the Killer#rather than team up with your average group of horror movie characters#listen. the Killer has their shit together. they've planned this. they have clear goals. they have tools. they have a timeline.#whereas the So-Called Protagonists decided it would be 'fun' to get drunk in a cabin in the woods with no cell reception#honestly i'm siding with the Killer on this one. at some point that's fair game. ethically sourced murder victims
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Forget Me Not Hollow Locked Heart Fragile
I realized I never put these here. The set of my favourite four. <3
#zack fair#cloud strife#tifa lockhart#kunsel#zakkura#final fantasy vii#ffviir#ff7r#Now i'm staring at Cloud being like 'HUH. Maybe I should draw a new one for him as well HUUUUUH.'#But honestly#the Kunsel one is still my favourite out of all of these#i say while having the Cloud one on the wall above my workplace#i seriously spent three years of my life drawing stories about these four huh#las!art
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#always the optimist 🥰
Loki S2 Anniversary x Episode 3 - “1893”
#mobius#loki#lokius#mcuedit#lokiedit#marveledit#you know what i'm not sorry about this at all lmao the lil pat pat takes me out every time#been easy and honestly kind of lovely getting swept up in angst since the finale but the season was also just an insane amount of FUN#so before we get back to the drama of next ep here's a nod to the fever dream we went on along the way 😂💖#i've said it before and i'll say it again let my man plan some dates in peace he so wanted them to have an amazing time at the fair 🥺#owen wilson#tom hiddleston#marvel#owenwilsonedit#dianagifs
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