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Because game Vanessa looks like Samus, I just call her regular wear Zero Suit Vanny.
VANNY ZERO SUIT VANNY
#ask reply#honestly that’s so fair#I can hear the smash announcer saying this in my head#it’s just so clear#I get the Samus comparison a lot but this was funny#the only TRUE way to refer to her
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finally at that age where i'm thinking i should get a tattoo. not bc i feel strongly about it, just seems like a waste not to. i've got so much skin i'm not using
#feels so selfish like. all this skin what am i saving it for?#open to design suggestions! (please make me regret this offer)#maybe some deep sea horrors. a pretty watercolor of a gulper eel#once saw a person on the subway with various Skeleton Tattoos on all their limbs#i respected their commitment to the theme#but more than that i respected how all the skeletons were engaged in Activities#dancing in a ballgown. juggling its own (and two other???) skulls. swordfighting. being a mermaid skeleton#ANYWAY. the only reason i haven't already gotten tattoos is i just couldn't be bothered#i'm old enough to know i don't have any strong-but-potentially-temporary feelings driving me towards it#aesthetically i prefer decorated to non-decorated surfaces. but i'm not artistic or thrilled with commitment#honestly it feels like sheer laziness. indecisiveness--nay. immaturity!--that i HAVEN'T gotten a tattoo yet#letting all this blank canvas go to waste. tut tut i need to grow up and be an adult and get a tattoo sleeve already.#really i've put off my responsibilities long enough#(in fairness i DID at one time have 18 different piercings)#(but i took most of them out bc they interfere with wearing headphones and/or shoving my face in my pillow during Sleep Time)#(i only kept the nape piercing bc oddly enough it ended up being the most convenient. and the least painful to get now i think about it.)#(neck piercing? no problem. normal pair of earrings? Tribulations And Suffering. i don't make the rules i just poke them with a stick.)
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you cannot convince me that these people don't just hate women
#they don't care about sports and therefore why should anyone care#just let women get hurt and outperformed by men because this person doesn't give a shit about sports anyway#this goes beyond your typical laissez-faire liberalism#this person is proud of being so wholly apathetic about women's concerns with petty things like ''safety'' and ''fairness''#i've become completely disgusted with the liberal mindset that refuses not only to consider whether harm is being done#but when confronted with claims that harm IS being done they can't wait to tell you how much they don't care#and that actually by pointing out that they should care you are really harshing the vibe#and really ruining it for all the people who were enjoying causing harm and not caring#i've always cared abt fairness so this mentality seems like. anti-social to me honestly#conservatives want to cause harm and liberals define harm as anything that is caused by conservatives#and only by conservatives
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So did any of YOU guys know that someone wrote a reverse!AU Jeeves fanfic in 1953, and Wodehouse liked it?
#honestly i don’t know how you can write a parody of a series that’s already a farcical comedy#so it was pretty big of wodehouse not to send a cease and desist#do you think mr maclaren-ross prefaced his story with a ‘jeeves and bertie are the property of p. g. wodehouse i own nothing’ disclaimer#like the ff.net fics of old#and wodehouse was like ‘aye that’s fair’#anyway wikipedia doesn’t have a link to anywhere you can read the story but i think i need to track it down#jeeves and wooster#jeeves books#jooster#good lord jeeves
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day 356
yall remember arasolfef?
i remember arasolfef
#day 356#year 5#sollux captor#aradia megido#feferi peixes#homestuck#arasolfef#the og poly trio for 15yo me#the first time i looked at people treating three characters like a love triangle and went#'hold on now i think there is another solution here'#momentous for my personal development honestly#and for the fandom youths Yes back in the day there was a not insignificant amt of fancontent#that pitted aradia and feferi against each other for this shit#or at the very least a lot of like...#'ohh poor ghost aradia must feel so very sad and dejected bc sollux has CHOSEN FEFERI OVER HER....'#and i for one am glad we as a fandom have moved past this#to be entirely fair to everyone back then tho. it was 2011. i think we were all just a little bit worse in 2011#yknow due to it being. 2011.
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#always the optimist 🥰
Loki S2 Anniversary x Episode 3 - “1893”
#mobius#loki#lokius#mcuedit#lokiedit#marveledit#you know what i'm not sorry about this at all lmao the lil pat pat takes me out every time#been easy and honestly kind of lovely getting swept up in angst since the finale but the season was also just an insane amount of FUN#so before we get back to the drama of next ep here's a nod to the fever dream we went on along the way 😂💖#i've said it before and i'll say it again let my man plan some dates in peace he so wanted them to have an amazing time at the fair 🥺#owen wilson#tom hiddleston#marvel#owenwilsonedit#dianagifs
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please tell us more about hector's quirks o great sniler
also your art and tags bring me so much joy!! hope you have a wonderful weekend :D
Context: In a previous post i drew Hector with visible seems on his body and in the tags said he has a few ... quirks for being an ex-god.
Hector will quite literally fall apart at a random seam (or a few) if he gets too wrapped up in destructive/unhealthy thinking now. If you wanna think about it in a more terrifying context this is essentially what i headcanoned happened to his body when he ascended - except in the rift it all dissipated, leaving him as how he was as Inspekta.
Once you go in the rift even if you choose to leave it still will affect you. You will have to live with the choices you made either way. You climbed the tower of Babel and looked gods in the eye as an equal- you do NOT return the same.
#ggg spoilers#great god grove#ggg hector#ggg godpoke#ggg inspekta#also i hope yall enjoy how i set the comic up as angst and immediately ruined it with the bit of his head popping off#and his body falling into the fucking creek#i love setting up bits like this its just. very personally funny to me#this is still very sucks for hector though despite it being silly#also besides the silly bit. i do really have thoughts about this.#THOUGH TO BE FAIR. I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS. AN INSANE AMOUNT.#'BOUT MANY VARIOUS THINGS#but just. something something metaphor about falling apart emotionally taken physically & literally + a disability metaphor#being changed in an unfathomable manner to reach divinity and then even if you return your form is still perverted in some way#and its tied to how you see yourself and your mental health#sniles ..... :]#also thank u so much anon it means lot people actually enjoy my art and insane rambles#i was used to radio silence most the time when making art unless directly dming friends so its nice to see.... any response honestly#i esp love seeing people making noises in tags in response to my art because. yeah. felt. oooooouuuughgghghg
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the fact of the matter is percy jackson and the olympians is a story of a negligent system in which demigods often fall victim. luke’s motive as the main antagonist throughout the series is to dismantle that system, dismantle the thrones on which the gods sit. hestia, however, does not sit on a throne. She places herself at camp half-blood among the demigods, reachable and ready to provide them warmth. and when the war reaches its peak, lives are threatened and the olympians leave to defend their symbols of power, hestia remains on mount olympus and tends to hearth, nurturing what is left of family. hestia is not everyone’s favorite Oolympian because she has done nothing to harm the demigods (though, that is a huge factor). she is the most honorable because she does what she can to maintain hope and stability throughout adversity. hestia was the last olympian remaining because she represents what matters most when everything falls apart.
#hestia is so fucking important#and i should honestly rant about my facorite olympian more#and yes she is my favorite for reasons meantion above#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo text post#pjo#pjo rants#the last olympian#hestia goddes of the hearth#and the most honorable olympian throughout the book#selfless safe and fair#we stan a lengend#love her to pieces
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Yet another jewish privilege: Stores putting sales on holiday items because (apparently) management has no clue when "those people's" holidays are.
They put chanukah candles on sale for $0.71 a box the week before chanukah
#jumblr#meme#personal thoughts tag#those stores wouldn't DREAM about putting xmas stuff on sale which makes this extra funny#look if stores keep doing this then... i hope they never look up when the holidays are frankly#i am a COLLEGE STUDENT. let me be cheap 😭😭😭#tbf thaose stores have notoriously cheap judaica#i got my shabbos candles for a couple bucks and i'm good for like... six weeks now#honestly if i were a manager i'd do that on purpose#just make everyone think that nobody'll buy them anyway so we should just put a sale on it#when all along.... it was THE WEEK OF CHANUKAH THE WHOLE TIME (evil laughter commences)#edit for the first tag: i meant putting xmas stuff on sale DURING the xmas season. the day after xmas is fair game ofc#and i respect that. get those sales. jews apparently get them 24/7 unless it's a jewish store (because they know better)
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the last shadow puppets - everything you've come to expect: 2016 tour outfits — almost all clothes custom made by ray brown sources
#bands#tlsp#the last shadow puppets#alex turner#miles kane#eycte era#fashion#my content#honestly idk what to tag this im just so relieved it's done after 11 fucking months#a good portion of that time was spent not looking at the document to be fair but still#please click on the sources list btw i did mla citations ^-^for fun.#if anything's wrong or missing please let me knoww#i hope this. idk helps you identify what show a clip was from. which is my original intention with this#or appreciate how fucking many outfits they had during this goddamn tour#i know it's messy. i know. i could only gaf so much.#i felt so cringe adding my username in but just in case a slide gets posted somewhere else out of context (incredibly wildly unlikely)#i wanted people to know where to find the rest. in case they were interested. i dont know
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Now I need a lab safety wizard! U
se your PPE, do not microwave food or eat food. Specially in the Ethidium bromide area. Stop touching things with gloves that touched contaminated areas pLEAse!
You can see I'm frustrated lol
I have sent a helpful Lab Safety Gnome your way. May he guide you, and any students in your proximity to respect the Lab Safety Rules.
#wizard#lab safety#ask#This ask/concept sent me blasting back to the past where I (many years ago) wrote a series of short stories-#-about a chemistry teacher who was constantly at odds with his students regarding lab safety.#The concept being that said chemistry class was a notoriously grade booster due to the teacher giving out test answers.#So you have a group of lassiez-faire students ready to kick back- when 3 weeks into the term the 'easy teacher' keels over dead.#And is replaced by a newer teacher who genuinely cares about the subject and wants the students to learn.#Rest in peace Mr.Ratman. You were probably the best anti-villian I've ever written.#Yes. The Anti-villain; because he's only ever portrayed secondhand by said students.#The whole point was about how much they really hated this guy and their attempts to ruin his life.#So it was up to you (the reader) to untangle what was the truth and what was just a rumour.#It was a commentary (and honestly a personal vent) about the frustrations and anxiety of high academic expectations#And the dehumanization of teachers struggling to motivate a students who push the blame of their failures outwards.#The original is lost to time (and a broken USB). All I have is a spotty memory of some scenes.#I remember it being really damn bleak. If I ever revisited it I think I would give it a more hopeful tone.#May Mr.Ratman be immortalized as the Lab Safety Wizard/Gnome forever more.#If you read all that; thanks for coming down memory lane with me. Don't eat in the Lab. Wear your PPE. Know how to access safety equipment.
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When the fandom normalizes characters swearing so much that it takes you a second to remember that the actual media has (little to) no swearing
#cable’s txts#let’s see…#ninjago#lego ninjago#the owl house#kipo#voltron#ESPECIALLY the voltron fandom fr but it’s fair the show itself has an established replacement word for shit and fuck so like. that’s fair.#uh… six of crows duology#i thought they would swear left and right but then there’s only two f bombs? honestly peak#it really is an experience tho
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yall like to pretend that "don't split up" is the most obvious rule in any horror scenario, but what's the alternative? stick together and cooperate ? to find a solution? in a life-or-death situation??? babe surely you have been in enough group projects to guess how that shit ends
#honestly would prefer to try to strike a work-study deal with the Killer#rather than team up with your average group of horror movie characters#listen. the Killer has their shit together. they've planned this. they have clear goals. they have tools. they have a timeline.#whereas the So-Called Protagonists decided it would be 'fun' to get drunk in a cabin in the woods with no cell reception#honestly i'm siding with the Killer on this one. at some point that's fair game. ethically sourced murder victims
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crazy weirdo
#bfdi#bfdia#bfdi gelatin#gelatin bfdi#bfdia gelatin#gelatin bfdia#i love him#osc#bfdia fanart#pankie art#hes my favourite bfdia contestant but honestly he deserves to be eliminated the most sorryyyyy#i love him so much but he got alot of screentime in bfb sooooee it feels fair
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peak timsteph to me is like, some situation where they are in the heights of their divorce era, but something happens that gets steph real rattled, and tim doesn't want to comfort her himself but he doesn't want her to be completely alone with it either. so she hears a knock at the door and opens it to find a plate full of steaming hot mashed potatoes. he's nowhere to be found but she knows no one else would've known what her number one comfort food is. the presence of the potatoes means something. so does his absence. who else knows her like he does? it haunts her every time she sees the scars on the nape of his neck. (not that she sees those often. there's a reason he keeps the cowl up and his hair long, these days.)
#rimi talks#it's about DIVORCE baybee!!!!!#like honestly i REALLY want to see steph grappling with the fact that her Need for bruce's acceptance is actually a big thing#and that it was fucked for bruce to use that against her like he did. but also she went along with his plans anyway.#bruce told her to choose between his approval and tim's trust and she chose his approval.#because she tied ''batman's approval'' to her validity and identity as a vigilante. and so it didn't seem like it was even a choice#but with time she realizes that maybe those two things aren't as intrinsically linked as she thought. and. well.#now she has to live with the consequences of that. and it's not FAIR because bruce shouldn't have done that to her to begin with#but it's the situation she's in and she has to live with it and what bruce did to her and tim.#tim#steph#timsteph
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the grip that good omens has on this site is insane. barbie was trending at #1 for a week and now it's not even trending at all because good omens has pushed it out. ofmd is trending just from the sheer amount of people drawing comparisons. nobody is normal here
#good omens#i do find it quite funny about the barbie thing#because it was consistently trending at number 1 for A WEEK!! which is insane!!#(honestly as it should)#but then gos2 comes along#and fucking#not just ousts it from first place#but from the whole trending page#which implies that the intersection of barbie and good omens fans is huge#and as soon as s2 dropped they all just turned from barbie to good omens#which is like fair enough me too#love them both so much and both of them changed me on a molecular level and made me sob and sob#hall of fame#1k#yapping
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