#This is like 99% joking
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Tomorrow is Saturday.
I expect all.of my TOP mutuals to reblog my icy tour concert pics.
It would be a disservice not to.
I'm counting on y'all.
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╰┈❥ Jesus Graphics !! ♡₊˚⊹
𖦹 ---- day 3 of @kiochisato's 2k event: edit a non-pink character to be pink 𖦹 ---- art credits: ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ 𖦹 ---- free to use with credit ! ꒷꒦⋆⑅
#THESE ARE LIKE 99% A JOKE. SORRY SGKAHFK#♡ ⏖ ꒰ ori's edits ! ꒱#♡ ⏖ ꒰ graphics ! ꒱#graphics#rentry#rentry resources#rentry graphics#religious imagery tw#<- just in case#kiochisato2k+
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zeemien shippers here is ur- [construction site noises]
#if u present to me a zee ship there is a 99% chance ill love it#not even joking rn#total drama#total drama island#my art weehee#total drama fanart#td fanart#td 2023#total drama 2023#td zee#td damien#zeemien#damizee#‘why do u draw zee ship art like u wish u were the other character’ i dont wanna talk abt it
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I'm thinking abt that pretty fall leaves embroidery pattern post and about how like... it is categorically a repost, it's a reupload. right? a thing that is generally disliked. but because it's credited, it's genuinely boosting the artist in question. and it could ALWAYS be like this. reposting content could ALWAYS be a symbiotic relationship, but because sourcing back to the original creator of something is so uncommon, it's just easier to ask people not to repost it at all. and people still don't understand the difference. or they'll go to the effort of cropping out usernames/signatures to repost something, which is More Effort than literally crediting the creator of something you liked enough to want to repost. Like. I literally don't actually care if my own shit gets reposted, you have to understand. I just don't want it STOLEN. But "do not repost" is easier to write on my art than "you can repost this, but don't alter the image/remove my signature, don't you dare write 'credit goes to the artist' because that is not credit, please link back to my original post or someplace that you can actually find me. please use an actual link/url instead of writing a non-clickable link of my username, because making it text instead of a clickable link cuts the number of people who will go to the effort of visiting my own page in Half." All those aggregate themed accounts, those fuckin annoying as hell instagrams and facebook groups that are like "body positive art we love wamen 💕 hashtag feminism" and then MASS-STEAL plus sized art created by women, if pages like these that always go and steal my older self-portraits and other works... If they just put a link to my prints of those pieces in the text of those posts, or, fuck, my commission info page? I would literally be living on the moon right now. I would have a house on the moon
#there is actually nothing morally wrong with running an account that just reuploads ppl's artwork or their jokes or their cosplays#if you just put a VISIBLE LINK in the description of your post with proper credit then it would be beneficial for everyone#because you can get your little clout or whatever it is you want by putting a bunch of same-category content on a page#but nobody's getting fucked over because if your post blows up then people just get FUNNELED to the source#because it's placed so plainly where everyone can see it#and yeah it's better to retweet or reblog but#on the rare occasion that I see my shit reuploaded on tumblr WHICH IS WEIRD BC I MAKE MY OWN POSTS HERE but anyway#someone making their own post where they upload my stuff. and it's always the floral self portraits so let's say it's a post with all those#if I scroll to the bottom and it says like. Artwork by Serglesinner on Twitter <-- clickable link [Sergle's Prints] <-- clickable link#to my etsy#I'm like oh okay and all the anger leaves my body and I'm like ah I see. and I toss the rock aside#like oh okay so you actually care that a person made these pieces. Instead of posting the caption ''women <3'' or smth#like you've GOTTA die if you do that. but if you just link back#or if you go to the effort of writing like a description with a BLURB? like it's a damn museum. like a light paragraph of info#about what the art is and who made it and their links#I am literally sucking you in a strange and peculiar manner. that is extremely helpful#and maybe other artists don't want this AT ALL and they'd rather people not reupload even if it is credited#but I feeeeeeeeel. like 99% of the time this would solve the issue#reposters could genuinely be helping ppl. sometimes the repost gets more traction than the real thing#as long as it credits the creator then that's an okay thing to happen!#that can land somebody a sale! a commission order! a new fan! A JOB#A JOB!!!!!!!!!!#sergle.txt#I didn't write this eloquently AT ALL what the fuck ever barkbarkbarkbark
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Do i smell… jealousy?!
#LMFAOOOFJE GUYS IM JUST JOKING#thats 99% not the case…#the other 1% however..#ragapom#princess loolilalu#ragatha tadc#buttonblossom#ragatha seems so happy to be on adventures#brain is cooking you guys#like even jn the first episode she like smiles when an adventure is brought up#unlike everyone else#pomni tadc#tadc#tadc spoilers
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People don’t talk about MC needing to wear a magical ring to not accidentally yk cause NATURAL DISASTERS with their powers??? Not only accidentally but without realising???
Diavolo or smthn is asking too much of MC or being a bit too annoying and their other hand slowly drifts towards the ring and they hold onto it while maintaining dead eye contact. Like continue to piss me off hoe I’ll blink and blow a hole in your castle idk
Obv they never do it (or do they?) but the threat is there and it’s a risk dia (or whoever but I’m using dia) can’t take
#‘MC it’s your turn to take the trash out!’#*slowly reaches for the ring*#‘on second thought-‘#type beat#no cause why have I not seen ANYONE talk about how MCs magic is so strong they were GETTING RID OF PONDS in the celestial realm#and CREATING SINK HOLES in the devildom#I’ve also heard they were causing Natural disasters in the human world but I don’t remember if that was canon or not#imagine an MC that has sensory issues that means they struggle to wear rings to sleep#or just the DENT MC would get on their fingers from it😭#uf it was lucifers ring then it might not even fit on most fingers if your MC is small. like#new toe ring just dropped ig? gotta go on the thumb dude#obey me#obey me solmare#obey me!#obey me shall we date#btw if ur seeing this#are you guys getting tired of these low effort posts that just revise the canon in joke form#because I’m just being lazy and I can try putting in more effort and writing more full five if u want💔#I have a fic and some ideas in my drafts but i can never seem to put my motivation towards writing#always art#which I don’t even post 99%#and when I do it’s basically never on this acc it’s my art/oc one#so this acc gets neglected#these tags are too long peace out chat
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A list of options for who The Minister could be … (to be taken 100% seriously, of course)
• Needles (he shows up in a suit. it’s all pricked through by his needles)
• Mr Bonzo (because of course)
• Elias Bouchard (he’s a stoner. he asks gwen for weed money.)
• Jack Ripley (goo goo ga ga)
• Boris Johnson
• Colin (got fed up with the computers, decided to train for a new position)
• Klaus, the former IT guy (revenge. shoots lena)
• Teddy (his reason for lying to alice? a new, secretive job he can’t let anyone know about)
#my money is on jack#this list is a joke to like 99%#tmagp#the magnus protocol#tmagp spoilers#-ish?#not really but i’m still tagging it
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TT: He's cute. He reminds me of this guy I used to know. He didn't want me either. No one does. For who could ever learn to love a beast?
TG: fuck. have i got a film for u
#source: @SheDoesntLoveMeOk on what im................99% sure is pornhub#i think the joke hits harder knowing the website cause like. 'ohhoho film?? youre recommending a film? on pornhub?'#and then the film in question is disney animated classic beauty and the beast#but cmon this is just a really funny dirk sentence#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#incorrect quotes#mod dave#dirk strider#roxy lalonde
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i have quite literally never been endeared by a protagonist so quickly
this was supposed to be a quick doodle but i just kept going
#my art#wind breaker#wind breaker fanart#suo hayato#hayato suo#sakura haruka#fanart#i am deeply fascinated by these characters#more than just the ones i drew#gotta love it when#’chaotic good’ and ‘neutral evil’#are both protagonists#or how i to call them#’feral’ and ‘not helping the situation’#was not ready for the characters to be my favorite part#of an anime that in all appearances#looks like your average hs fighting anime#i had to read the manga#and am still impressed at the forward momentum of the characters’ developments#time to get lots of practice with fighting poses#also#i call suo ‘neutral evil’ mostly as a joke#but he is also messing with ppl solely for his own amusement 99% of the time#passive aggression except it’s just him enacting psychological warfare while beating u up
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I finished their ref recently but actually i need to fix their design and remake it lol
theres also this ig but its for a different design... RAR but taller
99 is the Yapper
#kys joke#luna oc tag#rw mip au#mip 99#mip 100#mip au au#oc design stuff#i dont feel like tgaging this proeprly#lunart#luna doodles
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kon sweetie im so fucking sorry that someone would even say something stupid like that oh my god.
#rimi talks#paraphrasing the beyonce gif bc i dont remember exactly how it goes but.#sometimes people follow me and i really genuinely don't know why at all because their blog header and desc make it extremely clear#that they are someone i want on my block list PRONTO. like. what are you doing. why are you coming into my house#have i not made it clear enough that i hate that shit. why are you trying to follow me. get OUT of my activity page block button SAVE MEEE#PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY READ COMICS AND ARENT STUPID SAVEEE MEEEEEEEE#anyway i apparently have not been clear enough about my opinions so let me speak my truth.#i think jason todd is really fucking annoying. i don't like 99% of fan content about him and i don't like 99% of his fans.#i think that jay // tim is a dumb ship and i think that jay // kon is an even worse one and i think jay// tim// kon// sucks SHIT#i also think that you should simply read comics before you start posting about the characters from said comics.#like i recognize that i cant stop anyone from posting bad opinions but i would love to not see them <3#anyway im chasing people out with a broom. OUT OF MY HOUSE. OUT. OUT#IM A COMICS BLOGGER. NOT A ''BAD TELEPHONE GAME ABOUT SOMETHING SOMEONE HEARD ABOUT A COMIC ONCE'' BLOGGER#OUT OF MY HOUSE ! ! ! !! ! ! !!#merry shitscram. now scram your shit and go. is this anything#<- i have to make bad jokes or ill die. you understand.#and like tbc this was just case of ''blog desc header and top posts were all really fucking annoying''#and not ''something actively harmful or evil'' like its fine its just Extremely deeply not my cup of tea yk#but i do also have to be dramatic about reading words in an order that i really hated sometimes. or i will also die.#anyways. take my hand. read superman (1987) 155
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when is raz going to pay for his crime of stealing Sasha's psychoportal and NEVER returning it
#razputin aquato#psychonauts#psychonauts 2#this is like 99% a joke#but seriously raz when are you gonna give that back buddy
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tma except jonathan sims is wearing a shirt that says BORN TO BEHOLD / INSTITUTE IS A FUCK / Kill Em All 2018 / I am archivist man / 410,757,864,530 DEAD AVATARS
#i am like 99% sure this joke has been made before#tma#the magnus archives#tma shitpost#jonathan sims
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mutuals are pluralposting and. much to think about❗️
#bwark#im like 99% sure im not plural tbc but is having fictional characters speak to you in your head not normal#because ive been joking about having a mewtwo in my head that insults me for years now but what if they're actually in there for real#.......are my siffrinisms actually siffrin.....
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Sylvia's just a dying fad
#the scary jokes#burn pygmalion#idk how to tag this#im like 99% sure that sylvia is the flower girl... 80% sure. 75% sure. whatever#my art
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my best friends and i are doing a trip for new year's and we're doing a niche powerpoint night. these bitches r gonna know so much more abt the timeline of members joining and leaving nct than they EVER wanted to know
#what else can i do with this knowledge#i need to tell SOMEBODYYYYYY#ive only made it thru johnny and doyoung being added to 127 and i have 20 slides already :')#tbf i made a mini-game out of guessing who was older comparing photos of the dreamies during chewing gum to pics of me and my friends--#--at the same time#and the joke is that were the same age in all the pics#picked a pic of my sis from 2016 bc shes a 99 liner and a pic of my 00 liner friend vs renjun and me vs chenle#pic of my sis from 2016 vs mark bc shes a 99liner*** my god forgot several words there huh#and a pic of my other 01 liner friend vs jaemin but the big twist is that jaemin is actually older#and then i ofc detoured to properly introduce jisung and show recent pics of him lmao#so only like 2/3 of the 20 slides MAX are relevant to the timeline lol#talk#text#mine
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