#This is absolute gold

[pinenutposts]

It is now documented fact that Special Agent Dale Cooper and Sheriff Harry S. Truman took precious time out of their investigation into the Laura Palmer murder to have a date night and watch the Super Bowl together. Because of course they did. Go Seahawks!

[clownsuu]

God I love the insane amounts of d r i p Stanley just casually wears

[tipsywench]

This wonderful fan account on instagram Imane_Khalif_10 has been translating interviews and this is the funniest one so far (edit: apparently she's deleted her account or switched to a different name)

Imane Khelif, patron goddess of punching the shit out of bullies

[askfordoodles]

"Young man, you cut that tsundere bullshit, I know what you're doing, I wasn't born yesterday." - Secret Brat Tamer Volkarin

[helmip]

✨🌟star light, star bright🌠✨

[itslilacokay]

new group activity: period cramp transferring (based off convo with @cyanvalour)

[drenched-in-sunlight]

Erdtree’s Sacred Tears.

(discussion of my inspiration to draw this under the cut)

[acroagoraphobe]

I LOVE THIS

The meeting we deserved in game

[grooviestguru]

'hey Pinocchio. time to run. this one's for you' is an ICONIC line and i don't think about it nearly enough

[radiance1]

The Ghost Prince does not, under any circumstances, answer a summoning after it was made aware he existed. None know why he doesn't, some are bitter and hateful of it while others are thankful that it's one less bloodthirsty manic to deal with.

The Ghost King meanwhile hasn't been seen in multiple eons, so the magical community who wanted to use his power just, stopped, trying to summon him for a long time.

Most magic users knew that the Ghost Prince never answered a summons, and that the Ghost King just dropped off the radar.

So could you really blame Constantine for not taking it that seriously when some wannabe hotshot cultists try to summon both of them in the middle of a city to wreak havoc?

He'll give them some credit though. Points for doing it in broad daylight and actually being somewhat of a threat with not relying on just summoning the Ghost royalty and figuring out what to do from there.

The area they were in was somewhat destroyed, then the cultists manage to complete the summoning circle to summon both of them and Constantine, well he just light up a smoke.

It isn't going to work anyways so what does it matter?

...

Is that a fucking Ice cream truck he hears? Who the fuck is driving an Ice cream truck while their city is being under attacked with cultists trying to summon eldritch ghost royalty?

He'll give them some points for dedication, though.

Then he looked at the cultists and nearly had a goddamn heart attack to see that the summoning circle is actually fucking lighting up and working.

The Bat is so gonna give him a headache over this.

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Danny Phantom, crown prince of the Infinite Realms. Does not answer summons.

For one, it is annoying as shit, whenever someone interrupts his day just to ask for infinite power (that he can't give), world domination (that he won't do) or infinite riches (which he also can't do).

It just got annoying being summoned all the time so. One day he just, well, no. And hey, it worked out well enough for him to not continue doing it.

Then he also learned that Pariah Dark is basically the same, after he got out the coffin and stopped trying to take over the world for whatever reason. He was actually a pretty swell guy!

He was just with him too, with him being not so swell at the time for making him go through lessons about Ghost etiquette, rules, stuff that's expected of him as the crown prince.

And don't even get him started on the engagement and marriage proposals.

Overall, he just wanted to find an excuse to leave. Then he felt the familiar suggestive pull of a summoning and, instead of rejection as he usually does in a second. He thought for a bit if he wanted to go with that or crown prince duties.

It was tempting, but dealing with cultists seemed worse than this so he was about to reject.

At least, before he heard an Ice cream truck playing in the background. He doesn't even know how the hell that popped up through the pull but by the gods has it been a while since he's had Ice cream.

So he answers and is gone with a pop.

Pariah Dark just stares for a good second or two, before breathing out and deciding to also answer. Fright Knight is just there, off to side, questioning what he should do now.

Danny wastes no time with the cultists on the other side and in fact, he pushes them out of the way and goes diving for that Ice cream truck he hears. Only to realize he doesn't, have any money on him.

Fuck.

Pariah Dark is less inclined to follow the rules imposed by humans like money, but he does know it can be important. Once in a while. Not that often, but it has its times.

So when he sees his adopted son being sad over being unable to pay for some kind of human delicacy, he digs around in his hair (yes, his hair.) and pulls out some money and puts it on the counter as payment.

The man inside the tiny vehicle had shrieked before getting what they wanted. Which is good. Fear is a good motivator, Pariah thinks.

Unknown to him, it wasn't out of fear (Well, mostly) but because the Ghost King placed down a coin made of pure, solid gold on his counter.

The two then go about their business in the human realm, completely forgetting about the fact that they were summoned here for something.

Constantine is both relieved and about to have an aneurysm at seeing Infinite Realm royalty only answering a summon because of Ice cream.

[splendidfemalelegs]

Gold medal for these great legs

[call-me-strega]

Okay a couple of additions:

First: Do you think as the kids get older they’ll age out of the gang or just start a new division?

Like is there a street kid to Goonion pipeline? Do the join Red Hood’s gang proper? Do the find a way out of the Alley?

I think they start the new division based off Agent A:

The newly adult members become the provider division. They act as fill-ins if you need a chaperone, someone to fill in at a parent teacher conference, need someone to purchase something you can't get on your own, etc. Some of them get legit jobs to bring in extra income for the younger members (you can only get so much money off muggers and gangsters). A few pursue higher education so they can get jobs that will help them give back to the Alley. One or two are ambitious enough to try to go into politics. Many remain in the Alley to help out their OG divisions and act more as secondary members of the provider division.

Second:

Looking back, there should totally be a tech division in-charge of making/fixing tech. They fix electronics (laptops, phones, tablets, etc.) that have been thrown out and distributing it to the others. They are also in charge of rigging their toy weapons to be functional (e.g. making a nerf gun capable of shooting rotten fruit or stones or smth; filling nerf guns with lemon juice to give ppl acid burns; making a nun-chucks out of cut up jump rope and toy wands). They would perhaps be named after Lucius Fox? The lieutenant could be Magpie and it could be called the Corvid division? The Scavenger division maybe? Does anyone have a better idea?

Last point:

Does the street kid gang have an official gang name. Are the just called the kids' gang or what?

Here are a few names I'd like to throw out for the official gang name:

Mini Hood's Gang

Street Kidz

Street Ratz

RatFam (play on street rats and batfam)

The Children's Mafia

Alley Brats

The street kids of Gotham were acting off. Which wasn't saying much considering they were always acting suspicious but for the last few weeks the kids had been acting different somehow. They were a little too organized. Jason finally decided to look into it and found that the street kids really had organized under one leader. Which was concerning to say the least. Jason figured their leader was some asshole who was about to forfeit his rights to knee caps but instead he found it was some spooky teen from out of town. It was still suspicious but he figured as long as the kid wasn't causing any trouble he'd leave things be. For now.

[navree]

my adventures with superman turning deathstroke the fucking terminator into an anime twink is the single greatest thing i've seen in the history of animation i have not been able to stop laughing

[demaparbat-hp]

Toph as a Goalball player 💪💚

[brainrotcharacters]

A great thing about Deadpool and Wolverine is how fast Logan realized he can fight Wade to realizing he can practically fuck Wade too

[seraf-mina]

how is no one commenting on "CRAWLEY IS SUSPISHUS! I DONT TRUST HIM! HIS HAIR IS BAD!"

The fact that hell’s directory of angels tells any demon who has had any interactions with Aziraphale to immediately report to Crowley is such a funny detail. They really have been playing the long game.