#This is a pointless text post

[nedlittle]

vehicular manslaughter chappell roan be like you can hit a hundred boys with cars

[bruciemilf]

Bruce: We didn’t even have a proper wedding, we just went to the courthouse on a Tuesday.

Talia: The judge sentenced me to life with no chance of parole :)

Bruce: You begged me to marry you.

Talia: It’s true, I did

[nokikissa]

Heard noises behind me and was greeted with this when I turned around

[disposal-blueeee]

VARGASTOBER - day 9 : empty

" when have you cried , edgar ? when have you ever wanted to kill ? wanted to rip someone apart ? when have you curled into a ball and shivered ? you've never done those things . not that you can recall . you're an empty shell of a man , edgar . you feel nothing . you even felt nothing in the face of your impending death , and the entire purpose of life is to  avoid dying . "

[bioticbooty]

in absolute spite of the horrors I will be celebrating my birthday today because I'm queer as hell, living my best trans life, still here, and ain't nothing gonna knock me down

[mirensiart]

Also my zelink ocs au has a name now, like if it were an hypothetical game it would be called "chained truths"

So like chained truths au lol I will still tag them with their normal tag (key&chain loz ocs) but like, just making the au's name official I guess

[jollyreginaldrancher]

Yellowjackets text posts 221-230 (Yeah we hit the two hundreds)

[hellishfig]

today my father found out that the silly little guy i'm constantly watching in my shows who tortures comedians for fun and profit to the delight of many viewers is the son of former secretary of labor under the clinton administration robert reich

and i think that's beautiful

[trans-yllz]

okay so I had to go get fingerprinted at a federal building for my new job right even tho I've Already been fingerprinted by the state. and now I've received a package in the mail to get fingerprinted AGAIN and I have to like go to another place and physically put my fingerprints on these pages with ink. girl it's not like they've changed 😭

[no1ryomafan]

Randomly thinking about how the Getter team is obviously human, they are *not* normal but they are still humans who can die, and we see in most series at least one cast member is always killed off-

But sometimes in my mind I deny that they can actually die. Like, the amount of shit Ryoma and Hayato have survived is fucking insane, especially when you consider the only canon they die is the manga timeline which even THEN saids a lot.

Ryoma was absorbed into the Getter which is still a death but also because of how emperor is he’s most DEFINITELY been cloned by now even if we don’t see him, and Hayato only really got confirmed dead in arc anime, but who’s to say now that he’s been absorbed into the Getter too now technically the same wouldn’t happen to him? And this also doesn’t even count it happened for Musashi even if it’s the most fucked up.

But putting aside the insanity of the manga timeline for a second, most of Ryomas fate don’t even end up with him dead even if you could argue hes in purgatory in a sense, the arma ending is more vague but he likely lived but new? As painful as it is he is still ALIVE and kicking ass even if we only see it for a frame.

At this point the Getter Team is immortal but not in the traditional sense, just immortal in “the narrative will keep me alive in various different ways and my god even if I suffer I’ll make use out of it” way.

[ladyinthebluebox]

y'all saying that Taash is the dragon from Trespasser or that there is a connection between the two... don't your arms hurt from all that reaching? XD

[nedlittle]

it drives me bonkers the way people don't know how to read classic books in context anymore. i just read a review of the picture of dorian gray that said "it pains me that the homosexual subtext is just that, a subtext, rather than a fully explored part of the narrative." and now i fully want to put my head through a table. first of all, we are so lucky in the 21st century to have an entire category of books that are able to loudly and lovingly declare their queerness that we've become blind to the idea that queerness can exist in a different language than our contemporary mode of communication. second it IS a fully explored part of the narrative! dorian gray IS a textually queer story, even removed from the context of its writing. it's the story of toxic queer relationships and attraction and dangerous scandals and the intertwining of late 19th century "uranianism" and misogyny. second of all, i'm sorry that oscar wilde didn't include 15k words of graphic gay sex with ao3-style tags in his 1890 novel that was literally used to convict him of indecent behaviour. get well soon, i guess...

[dotthings]

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[nokikissa]

Sacabambaspis!!

Had to look at this janky fish in the Helsinki natural history museum

[incinerated-vestiges]

CAN ANYONE WITH BRACES CONFIRM THE FEELING OF THE FIRST DAY WHEN U GET THEM TIGHTENED ITS LIKE YOUR TEETH?? ARE ITCHING?? AM I GOING INSANE

[lem-argentum]

i loove characters who are passionate about technology i looove characters who are passionate about technology i looovvveeeee,,