#They literally just be MAKING SHIT UP. š©
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I honestly tried to like Kaia, I truly did, but I canāt stand this shit anymore. Her desperate attempts to be popular, seem interesting and ādeepā are driving me insane at this point. I know itās probably not her fault, but her parentsā, they made her this cringy attention-seeker after all. I canāt understand what Austin sees in her other than her familyās connections or just a plain PR agreement. She has no personality, she always tries to gain popularity by copying her mother(or people sheās dating). Itās funny how she doesnāt even look that much like Cindy, sure, sheās beautiful, but Presley literally stole Cindyās face. Her attempts to seem intelligent are also miserable. Iāve never seen any of her book club readings, because for me, most of her book recommendations are just airplane reads, but Iāve seen many people say that even when sheās talking about books, it seems scripted and staged. Like someone just gave her a summary and she retells what happened in the book, thatās it. I mean, what intelligence? She never even bothered to take basic acting classes. Her comments about nepotism speak volumes too. During the pandemic she bragged about having dinner reservations and partying with her friends. Her merch is awful. With all her money and resources, she could have made some really good stuff, but why would she?Her small insane fan base will pay 50$ for an ugly white shirt with a caption either way. Sheās desperately clinging to anyone who can give her even the smallest amount of fame, her following people and then unfollowing them if they donāt follow back. The way she was clinging to Austin hardcore in July, dragging him away from his fans, when he wanted to interact with them. Her stupid cake for his birthday. Donāt even get me started on how she makes out with her female friends constantly or throws herself on her male costars or short SNL guys. I donāt know why I feel so annoyed and disgusted by her all the time. I swear, this girl spoils my excitement for Austin and his work every fucking time. Nepotism is not always a bad thing, there are talented nepo babies, but sheās like the epitome of everything I hate about nepotism. I donāt know how she can rub shoulders with people who actually have talent, get invited to all these awards and red carpets. Kaia had plenty of time to prove that sheās worth something, sheās been in the industry since she was a child, but no. Why would she prove anything? Her mother is Cindy Crawford, her father is a millionaire worth 400 million, her boyfriend is Austin Butler. I just wish she will go away finally. No matter how hard I try, I canāt warm up to her. Sadly, looking at the state she is now, you can clearly tell that the girl has issues, but sadly,having no brain,she canāt understand that sheās a tragedy about to happen.
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Girl! I wish I could give you an award for this post. You basically hit the nail squarely on the head with the many various reasons why a lot of us in Austin's fandom don't like this girl! I'd be saying the exact same thing if Austin were dating another woman just like this. I'm actually verrry surprised that people haven't called Kaia out on her very obvious clout-chasing by now.
I'll be honest, I never really cared for her even when she was dating Elordi. I don't hate her, she's just meh to me. Always has been. So my thoughts and feelings about her are not about Austin. It's more so about what I've observed about her over the years.
Her dating Austin just makes things even more unbearable though -- especially when you know that he could do so much better. š© But hey, it's his life, not mine!
When I realized they were dating however, I really did try to like her too, or at least give her a chance. I saw that Austin was with her, so I was trying to be a "good fan"and see what he may see in her. But last year, I started seeing more and more negative things that I just didn't like about her.
I really don't have much to add to this wonderful post, because you basically touched on the many various reasons why a lot of AB fans don't really care for her. I also think she makes Austin look cheap with her weird behavior and interests. š She really cheapens his brand imo. But that's a topic for another day lol.
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I just read a bunch of delusional morons like,Ā āChrissy didnāt wanna be with Jason anymore because she stopped shaking her pom-poms energetically when he turned aroundā
Chrissy was going through shit. We all know this.Ā āShe laughed with Eddie!!ā Yeah, because itās often easier to chill with/open up to people you donāt know than the ones you do knowĀ becauseĀ you have no personal attachment to them!
This bs is always from a bunch of 15-year-olds who donāt know shit about life or how the mind works, and people who hate Jason because heās a preppy Christian White boy whoĀ had the audacityĀ to hate their Edgyā¢ fave even though he (understandably) fully believed he had good reason to. š (And Eddie was a dick to him out of pocket in the cafeteria.)
You can love someone and they can love you back, and you can still feel like you canāt open up to them that youāre struggling. Thatās just how we as humans are. (Especially at Chrissyās age.)
#Eddi*sys and *Byl*rs are so fucking delusional. I can't. š#They literally just be MAKING SHIT UP. š©#Thing is: I LIKE BYL*R! And I almost liked Eddi*sy before they totally fucking ruined it for me! š#chrissy x jason#jason x chrissy#chrissy cunningham#jason carver#stranger things 4#stranger things#stranger things commentary#rant#txt#anti eddie munson#Die mad about it; I really don't care. āš½š
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#bruh this t*eil news is fucking me UP!!!!!#for so many reasons#mostly bc its making me paranoid. i already was š bc of all this news lately popping off about korean men#i was like 'wait...exo are korean šš¤Øš¬' and this coming out of NOWHERE!!!! oooooooh my goooood bruh#i had to listen to please please please by sabrina carpenter and that shit hit TOOOOO hard#this is so crazy like a big fear of mine and why im so hesitant to trust men theyre so scary man#AND literally while watching yeols live last night i was fangirling but when i found myself giggling too hard my mind was like#'girl you dont know this nigga fr...what if hes...?' and then id get scared lol š©#yet in the same breath....#chanyeol cant catch a damn break broooo like this news dropping on the day of his album release is killllling meeeeee#this debut is such a mess and i hope that he doesnt get effected by it the same way the other nct members are#lord help us all#i feel i have more to say but this is the main shit. like my brain is whirling and im getting really freaked out idk its just chilling#the world is a sick place frfr. and ig always just be prepared for the worst when it comes to your faves cause you really never know#anyways gonna listen to yeols album. the mv was cute but damn the song is so short š#justice for yeol šāš¾#.#inner mono
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The Jackie lives au in my head
#listen i saw that scene where he literally rammed a man into a wall and havenāt been the same since#guys IK Jackieās seen as like bumbling or whatever but if he survived I think he wouldāve been a big player š©#like in my mind#letās ignore Johnny for now guys#Bc Uhm. I refuse to let Jackie die yet so Iām still doing Regina gigs so I still donāt know shit about Johnny so#letās ignore all that#i think if Jackie had survived#well letās start from the start#in MMMMYYYY mind#my v had prev affiliations w/ the voodoo boys which left him a proficient netrunner and hacker#this means my boy absolutely hacked delamain to get to a ripperdoc - not just any VIIICCCC#he obvi patches Jackie up and Uhm. letās say v got coma Injured#to account for lost time bc Iām not creative#ooh or maybe v did die and the whole enneagram thing still happened it was just like. shortened#a few days on Vicās table as opposed to a few weeks in the dump#idc point is v wakes up and Jack is like a biiig deal#not quite MAJOR leagues bc their faces are plastered everywhere#and ppl wanna lie low till that heat dies down#but like. jackie def killed the FUCK outta dex deshawn#and after mamĆ” Welles grounded him he got to steppin#grieving his dear friend V and making him an honorary ofrenda till the asshole wakes up sad#Uhm actually. bring Johnny back so the story can progress idk Idgaf anymore#i think Jackie would take his own life a lot more seriously after this and be like. a lot less chill#he never wants to see that look on his mamis face again#interesting dynamic where itās v trying to get Jackie to relax now š©#will they ever strike a balance?#well no bc my v blows up arasaka tower#WAIT but if Jackie lives maybe he doesnāt idkā¦read a fix where they co-owned the afterlife and yeah!#idc#can u tell Im dreading continuing the story
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i'm so tired of the casual fans on tiktok, reddit, and twitter who have become more vocal since taylor hit a new fame peak. like you do not know enough taylor lore to be this confident. sit the hell down. you all keep saying stupid inaccurate shit lmao
#so many of them are literally just making shit up about taylor & the fandom#like please stop š©#not one thing you said is true you're just guessing š©
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diogo is growing his hair out and being more active on the socialsā¦and im supposed to not go insane?
#diogoā¦porto Ć© a tua Ćŗnica casaā¦.onde mais de pode ir?#if or when he leaves this summerā¦.for a demonic team at thatā¦.that will my personal tragedyā¦no exaggeration#like im gone thereās no way I can just continue on#whyās he growing his hair outā¦.he needs to buzz that shit im literally dangling over the edge rn plsš©#I have a url saved for USā¦.heās gonna make me abandon it before I even get to use it :(#fingers crossed it was his baby mamas idea and she just wanted him to switch up his lookš¤š½šš½šÆļøšš½šÆļø
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The Video (Part 2) (LN4)
Summary: Theyāve taken leaked videos to a whole new level.
Warnings: its a sex tape so that, sexual conversations, language, explicit
Note: when i was trying to come up with a part 2 for the video i literally couldnt think of anything until i was half asleep and this came to me and i was like THATS IT š¤āš»(part 1 is here)
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mclarensgirly woke up today and saw ālando norris y/n y/l/n sex tapeā trending and thought it was a joke so i clicked on it and GOOD GOD IT WAS NOT A JOKE
- ln4andop81 my jaw DROPPED when it surfaced
- mclarenfan22 anybody watch it??
- mclarensgirly yeah ofc who do you think i am
- ln4andop81 YES.
- f1fan2 you bet your ass i grabbed my popcorn and STUDIED that vid
- mclarensgirly i had an idea lando was dirty but BROOOOOOO
- ln4andop81 its even hotter that the camera isnt propped up somewhere its literally being filmed by lando as he goes in from the back
- f1fan2 I LITERALLY STILL CANT WRAP MY HEAD AROUND IT LIKE HIS VOICE WAS SO CLOSE TO THE MICROPHONE AND YOU COULD HEAR ALL HIS MOANS AND THE SHIT HE WAS SAYING TO HER
- mclarenfan22 āyou like being fucked from behind baby?ā I CEASED TO EXIST.
- ln4andop81 WHEN HE WENT FASTER AND SAID āfuck baby so tightā š©š©š©
- f1fan2 the way he gripped her hips so he could go harder>>>>
- mclarenfan22 this video has literally altered my brain chemistry.
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y/nnn yeah ofc we have sexā¦ look at him.
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danielricciardo HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- landonorris shut tf up
- y/nnn let him laugh its fine im getting good dick
- danielricciardo im no longer laughing.
mclarenfan22 SHES SO REAL OMFG
Landos-lover1 slut behavior
- y/nnn stalker behavior babes, youre not his lover, i am š
- mclarensgirly oh how i wish to be as unbothered as her
- f1fan2 SHUT. DOWN.
landonorris this was not the planned statement we talked abt š„²
- y/nnn planned statement my ass we were having good sex let them wish they were us
- ln4andop81 she understands the lando girlies to a level that makes me believe she once was one of us too
- y/nnn OH HELL YEAH I WAS DONT GET IT TWISTED HE WAS MY CELEB CRUSH FOR YEARS BEFORE WE STARTED DATING
- ln4andop81 BRUHHHHHH YOU MANIFESTED IT I ENVY YOU
- y/nnn THANK YOU THANK YOU I DID MY BEST
- ln4andop81 YEAH AND NOW YOURE HAVING GREAT SEX AND RUBBING IT IN EVERYONES FACES
- y/nnn THAT TRULY WAS THE GOAL.
- landonorris what just happened
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landonorris apparently the statement never mattered anyway so basically i love my girlfriend and that video was supposed to be kept between us but honestly now all yall bitches know im good in bed SO THE NICKNAME NORIZZ BETTER BE PUT. DOWN.
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carlossainz norizz will never die.
- danielricciardo norizz lives on.
- oscarpiastri norizz forevermore.
- landonorris i hate you
- y/nnn its ok baby they didnt see the tape so they dont understand
- landonorris well now they need to watch it to understand im sick AND TIRED of this
- oscarpiastri ARE YOU STUPID DID YOU JUST ASK ME TO WATCH YOUR SEX TAPE
- danielricciardo lando there is a target on your back.
- carlossainz im gonna pretend like i dont even know who you are
- y/nnn what an overwhelming no!
- landonorris šš
oscarandlando4ever norizz the nickname was forgotten the first time around when the grinding vid surfaced
- f1fan2 yeah they went in for the overkill this time
mclarenfan34 yeah we def KNOW youre good in bed now dw
- mclarenfan22 ādo you like it when i make your eyes roll back my love?ā PROVED THAT.
- mclarensgirly āill never get over the feeling of you fuck babyā š¤š¤š¤
- f1fan2 *she moans his name* āyes y/n say my name baby let everyone know who makes you feel this goodā I HAD TO TAKE A BREATHER
- mclarensgirly āgood girlā and āyoure taking me so wellā HAD ME DRY HEAVING.
- ln4andop81 no but the best part of the entire vid was when she came and he moaned āyes baby ill never get tired of the feeling of you cumming around my dick like a good girlā
- y/nnn im a lucky girl ā¼ļø
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mclarensgirly one month since the sex tape leaked and we FINALLY get the info from lando on HOW it got leaked
- mclarensgirly in an interview with lissie he says, āit was actually my fault. Thereās a, uh, folder, if you will, on my laptop that has videos and pictures of that category which we have accumulated in the years weāve been together. Well, anyway, i was emailing with a fan about her transaction with quadrant merch. Itās a long story but her order had been so screwed up that i had to step in and see it out myself, but, nonetheless, i was trying to attach her old receipt and new receipt to the email, but, because it was 2 AM and I was exhausted, I didnāt realize I went into me and y/nās folder, didnāt realize I clicked and attached that video. By the time I realized what I had done, the email had already been sent. The fan never emailed me back to get her merchandise, but the next morning we [y/n and him] woke up to it being plastered on all platforms.ā
- mclarensgirly he later goes on to say, āNo, we werenāt that mad. I mean, yes, we were mad the fan had leaked it, but we werenāt upset it was out there. You can see us make jokes about it on our social medias. Weāve made sex jokes before and we had that other video leak a few months back, so it isnāt a shocker or touchy subject with our fans that we have sex. Yeah, the video was a lot and Iām sure made people uncomfortable, Iām sorry for that, but, at the end of the day, itās a natural, healthy part of a relationship and we didnāt feel the need to try and cover it up.ā
- ln4andop81 YOURE FORGETTING MY FAVORITE QUOTE FROM THE ENTIRE INTERVIEW WHEN HE SAYS āwe have great sex! We have a great sex life! And if people know that Iām more than capable of satisfying my girlfriend in bed, then so fucking be it. Neither of us are complaining.ā
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landonorris 2 videos leaked, nervous the others will too
- y/nnn put the GODDAMN folder on a flashdrive and give it to me PLZ. i will keep it safe
- landonorris only way ill do that is if you recreate both leaked vids with me
- y/nnn deal.
#f1 fanfic#f1 imagine#f1 fic#f1 x reader#mclaren#lando norris x reader#lando norris imagine#lando norris fanfic#lando norris fluff#lando norris imagines#lando norris edit#lando norris x you#lando norris smut#lando norris fanfiction#lando norris
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peas in a pod | oscar piastri social media au
pairing: oscar piastri x fem!russell!reader
y/n and george russell may be twins, but theyāre hardly two peas in a pod and oscar is just there for the ride
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yourusername: are you alexās appendix cause you make me wanna bust š©
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user1: excuse me š
user2: sometimes iām like yeah george and y/n are defo twins and then she says shit like this and iām like they canāt be related
alexalbon: erm what is is ?
yourusername: gosh so other people can use your appendicitis for a seat but i canāt use it to appreciate my boyf - PC gone crazy
alexalbon: the only censorship youāll need is when my foot is up your ass
yourusername: iād love to see you try iāll put you back in the hospital
alexalbon: you say that but when i woke up in hospital you were crying your eyes out begging me to never do that again š¤Ø
yourusername: i was CHANNELLING GEORGE OBVIOUSLY
oscarpiastri: she cried about it for a good week after alex dw she loves you really
yourusername: TURNCOAT say goodbye to your bedtime privileges
georgerussell63: okay weāll stop right there, y/n is sorry for joking about your appendicitis alex, and y/n we will not be discussing extracurricular activities with oscar. thank you.
user3: what about the people who want to hear about the extracurriculars? and maybe want to ā¦ see them?
yourusername: @oscarpiastri how do you think mclaren would feel about an onlyfans?
oscarpiastri: i think itāll be a hard no
yourusername: ugh boring
user4: y/n talking about an onlyfans whereas i donāt believe george has even seen a naked woman
oscarpiastri: i love you and your dumb fucking pick up lines
yourusername: what do you mean iām literally the reincarnation of william shakespeare?
georgerussell63: more like e l james
yourusername: i knew it was you who stole my copy of 50 shades GIVE IT BACK
yourusername: anyhow ā¦ i love you too babe x
user5: every comment section we learn new y/n russell lore and it shocks me everytime
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oscarpiastri: in this house i guess we celebrate hit tweets? happy one year anniversary to the alpine breakup
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user6: CAKE SCARED ME FOR A SEC I WON'T LIE
yourusername: i think the technical term is āstunting on these hoesā
oscarpiastri: for pr reasons i will not be agreeing
yourusername: @ otmar HE BROKE IāM UP
oscarpiastri: youāre going to get me into even more trouble than that tweet did
yourusername: blame me and tell them to meet me in the car park, no weapons just fists
oscarpiastri: maybe letās not
yourusername: you donāt wanna be my sexy ring girl? :(
georgerussell63: one day of not threatening people is all i ask for
yourusername: you werenāt saying that when i beat that year 13 guyās ass in year ten for picking on you š¤Ø
georgerussell63: well yes but needs must
oscarpiastri: sorry george iām siding with y/n sheās not afraid to tell the waiter they got my order wrong
landonorris: and she can square up to the people who wonāt leave us alone in clubs
georgerussell63: okay i get it damn
yourusername: SMASH
alexalbon: you canāt let anything be normal can you?
yourusername: since you wanna be in my businessā¦ lily is a smash too
alexalbon: excuse me?
yourusername: let it be known if i werenāt already with the love of my life, id steal your girl
lilymunhe: oh wow ā¦ umm āŗļøš³
alexalbon: OSCAR DO SOMETHING
oscarpiastri: idk bro im focusing on being called the love of y/nās life
user7: silly season was so boring this year thank the lord we have y/n to cause chaos
georgerussell63: do not encourage her
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yourusername: you think i look bad, you should see the other girl. donāt touch men without their consent - and definitely donāt touch my man or you will be dealt with. trust.
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user8: someone leaked the video and omg that girl has hands
user9: she did NAWT hold back omg
oscarpiastri: i love you, thank you for defending my honour
yourusername: i love you too, iād protect you with my life but donāt get it twisted, iād throw hands for anyone
oscarpiastri: no but for real iām very thankful for you standing up for me
user10: why is everyone praising this? all this shows me is that piastri is a pussy that needs his gross girlfriend to stand up for him?
yourusername: iām going to stop you right there. that girl thought she could touch a man without his consent, and itās completely out of order. so she was handed the consequences. oscar couldnāt do anything so it fell into my hands. you are the problem, do not talk down to him or other victims in those situations.
georgerussell63: as much as i joke, im glad you and oscar have each other.
yourusername: thank you georgie
oscarpiastri: thanks george, but your sister is the real knight in shining armour here
yourusername: i'll always save you princess šø
alexalbon: everyone is being very sentimental but YO I KNEW YOU SAID YOU HAD HANDS BUT DAMN
user11: alex spill how brutal was it?
alexalbon: i had a front seat and it was like prime anthony joshua she was NOT playing
yourusername: oh wow thatās a big statement
alexalbon: i donāt wanna sound unprofessional but it was honestly crazy and i am so impressed y/n should really consider combat sports
yourusername: in my defence she just fully turned in on my fist
georgerussell63: okay normal service resumed she's making fun of me again :(
user12: why are we celebrating violence?
user13: people have no respect for the drivers these days, just because youāre in the same club as them does not mean that youāre entitled to harass them ??? you fuck around youāre going to find outā¦ esp when y/n is around LOL
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oscarpiastri: so a lot has happened. i don't want to give the girl any more attention. i love my girlfriend and i love how much she loves me. cry more.
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user14: OOP HE GAGGED THE HOES
georgerussell63: "cry more" y/n has clearly been rubbing off on you
yourusername: i can assure you i've done much more than just rub off on him
georgerussell63: NO NO STOP RIGHT THERE MISSY
oscarpiastri: to be fair you walked right into that one george
georgerussell63: introducing you two really is the stupidest thing i've ever done
oscarpiastri: first of all, arthur introduced us months before you "introduced us", second of all, this is a lot coming from the guy who cried to me about how i'm so great for your sister and can't wait to have me as a brother-in-law
yourusername: AWWW GEORGIE YOU SOFTIE
georgerussell63: yes i am soft. i love love. sue me gosh.
user15: they are so aesthetically pleasing to my eyes
landonorris: so does like y/n wanna give self defence classes?
yourusername: for a price, soz nothing comes for free in this economy
danielricciardo: please can you do classes? i wanna harness your rabid chihuahua energy
yourusername: i am NOT. a chihuahua take that back daniel
oscarpiastri: she's more like a kangaroo, cute but will steal your dog and beat your ass
yourusername: true, i just wanna put you in my pouch
yourusername: that sounds weird, but i just wanna hold you and never let go
danielricciardo: okay i was just messing around no need to be disgustingly cute
logansargeant: i'm glad you're both okay, but that room service debrief went so hard
oscarpiastri: honestly if i weren't holding an ice pack to my girlfriend's face it would've been top two
yourusername: eh i think it's still top two, nothing is unseating when we were next door to lando shagging and we made it a drinking game š
landonorris: WHAT ????
oscarpiastri: no comment
logansargeant: no comment
yourusername: it was drink every time you moaned impressively loud š
landonorris: no comment
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alexalbon: idc you can never get me to hate her ass if you poke the bear expect to get bitten
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user16: sorry to the galex truthers but y/n and alex are the superior friendship
yourusername: i knew you loved me + and i knew you loved oscar SEND ME THE LAST PIC NEW LOCKSCREEN INCOMING
alexalbon: i've been the personal photographer for both russells for years and i'm only just being appreciated
yourusername: HOLD ON i take just as many of you and lily
alexalbon: well that's easier because we're much easier to photograph
oscarpiastri: WOAH hold your horses pal, call me ugly all you want but one shall not dishonour y/n
alexalbon: okay someone spent the break at the russell house
yourusername: HE'S NOT UGLY YOU POOL NOODLE TAKE IT BACK
alexalbon: damn it's a tough crowd. and on a post literally appreciating you
yourusername: bare minimum
user17: okay the kardashians are over - netflix can we please get a drive to survive spin off about y/n, george, oscar and alex ????
landonorris: lando norris erasure
charles_leclerc: charles leclerc erasure
oscarpiastri: move over twitch quartet, there's a new sheriff in town
landonorris: okay i'm banning y/n from mclaren you've spent too much time with her and now a rookie is bullying me :(
yourusername: he ate you up... i'm so proud
landonorris: is this the environment the russells promote? @georgerussell63
georgerussell63: you're on your own on this one lando i gave up years ago
yourusername: @oscarpiastri i think that's called maximising our joint slay
oscarpiastri: they wish they were us for real
user18: i love watching a black cat gf slowly corrupt her golden retriever bf
yourusername: oscar is like an evil little kitten really
oscarpiastri: and you love it
note: quick one cause i'm in my feelings. enjoy this random oscar cuteness he is an aussie queen (also a friend of mine literally went to the same school as him it's so weird)
#f1 imagine#f1 x reader#f1 instagram au#f1 x you#f1#oscar piastri instagram au#oscar piastri x you#oscar piastri#oscar piastri imagine#oscar piastri x reader
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Hi Hoshi š¤ so I just recently read your threesome Toji/Sukuna fic (hot af btw), I love those two bastards so much š© Can I please request facefucking with them pleaseeee, like youāre on your knees sucking both of their cocks š©š© I love fics about them but I literally never saw the description of double dick sucking, and I think that would be so hot, right? Especially when they are mean š¤ Please help a girl out šš»šš»
š. š§šØšš: man, I'm so happy I finally have the free time to write this out, lmao.
ā¹ ššØš§ššš§šš¬: Toji + Sukuna x gn! reader - explicit content; minors DNI - handjobs - blowjobs - face + throat-fucking - degradation (bitch, broad, cumslut, slut, whore) - dick slaps - double dick-sucking - pet names (baby, doll, dollface, pet, vermin, sweetie) - heavy depictions of a blowjob (shit finna get nasty) - facials - mention of spit/saliva and tears.
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āYeah, just like that, slut. Suckinā on me like a real broadā¦Hmmfuck.ā
āShit, that tongue of yārs, Y/n. Actinā like my cockās goinā somewhereā¦ā
Have you ever sucked two dicks simultaneously?
Well, it is quite a time; you should know...
You stood on your knees with hands busy, stroking two men who stood before you. Each palm grasps and strokes a cock within the proximity, the tips exerting precum oozing down to your pretty fingers as your fingertips sense the veins and rough skin.Ā
You bring the dick in your right to your lips, licking on the tip and adding more of your saliva to it. With hollow cheeks, you suck the cockhead inside your mouth, purring as youāre taking in every inch into your oral cavity and throat.
A hand finds its way onto your cheeks, squeezing them as you lick the underside while your left hand keeps jerking. Toji chuckles, āYa look so good, princess,ā he slaps the tip onto your lips, a gesture to put him back into your warm mouth. āMmmm, you know how much I like you beinā dirty frā me. Show me how slutty you can really be.ā
Your eyes peer at his face and follow his indirect command. Your left hand gets firmer with every stroke, lathering the tip with your spit as your tongue flicks on his frenulum. Onyx eyebrows pull towards each other as Tojiās grin gets broader. āHeh, yeah, just like that, baby; make it real wet and sloppy.āĀ
You hum as you get to work, focusing your lips on just the tip as your hand increases in pace. Your fingers slid up and down on his shaft while slurping on his tip. Drool pools with every push and pull, mixing with the bits of cum coming from his urethra. āGoddamn, dollā¦ā you hear him mutter above you, noting the cue to persist in your actions. Plus, judging by how the limb occupying your palm is pulsing, the older man is not too far from release.
HoweverāāDonāt forget about me, vermin.ā
Your face is yanked off of Tojiās length, and your cheek is instantly met with the member on your right. The angry tip poking your skin, painting it with precum. Sukuna snickers wickedly, pushing his cockhead to your lips without your cooperation. āAttend to me, pet; you know Iām not one to wait.ā
He doesnāt delay for you, forcing the tip inside your mouth for your tongue to greet. And he doesnāt allow you to accommodate his girth, already busying your throat with the length burrowing inside. His firm grip on your head prompts you to and fro, and the harsh ruts to your face become hard to predict.
Tears leave the reservoir of your eyes, striking down whenever Sukunaās pelvis smacks onto your lips. Muffled cries appease the tattooed individual, throwing his head back at your chin and hitting his balls with every pump. You suck on him hard while Toji groans to your left, your hands on his scrotum knead and massage as he fists his own dick as you please the other.Ā
Sukunaāll pull you to the frenulum, then rush you to the base of his pubes. Balls slapping to your chin with drool sticking onto you, your nose crashing to his body thanks to the rough rhythm, and your eyes lock into his four devilish crimson ones ā thatās how he likes it. āLook at you, whore. So fucking filthy just for some dick, huh?ā A rhetoric answered only by your eyes rolling to the top of your head as he shoves his entire bulge. āNasty bitch.ā
āFffuuck,ā The dark-haired man croaks, his hand on his shaft picking up in speed. āSo close...ā
The pink-haired one agrees. āHmmph, me too, shitā¦Hey, dollface, finish us good and well, ya hear?āĀ
Again, no words are spoken, only actions. You swiftly remove Sukuna from your throat and bring this session to a close. Your hands bring both cocks to your mouth, elated to accept both the tips of their dicks into your mouth with a euphoric mewl.
Both men hiss at their sensitive parts being swallowed in simultaneously, tending them with teasing licks and sucking them with puckered lips. Your tongue serves as a weapon, swirling around them, which results in the men groaning deliciously.Ā
To chase their orgasms down, you suck roughly on both cocks, bobbing your head while your hands please them in whichever way you can. Erratic strokes on Tojiās member have him almost choking, and Sukunaās hips buck involuntarily when you grip his balls unbeknownst to him. And finally, they unanimously spill their semen into your mouth, your shriek covered by their loads filling inside. You swallow as much as possible, even if the job is as messy and ungraceful as youād want it to be. Fluids and saliva drip to your chin and meet the cold floor.Ā
Your head stays bobbing in a steady cadence, humming blissfully as you gulp down their essence. But to showcase, you remove yourself and open your mouth, having the two watch you accept their seed shooting out and disheveled face.
Toji scoffs at the display. āA dirty, pretty thing, arenāt ya, Y/n?ā
And Sukuna tilts his head with a smirk. āExpect nothing much from a cumslut like you.ā
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one piece social media + dating pt.2 feat: ace
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_ynln: mad he lost a handstand contest to some kid š„±š„±
tagged: ace
ace: tell me how i got rated a 6/10 and that rat of a human got 9/10 š«¤
ā³ marco_o: you definitely got bullied as a kid with that attitude (liked by chef.thatch, _ynln, yamatoto)
ā³ _ynln: MARCO JWVFIJBVFQO šš
ā³ ace: just letting you guys know, i wasn't bullied. i was the bully šŖšŖ
ā³ izou.u: that does NOT make it any better
ā³ saaaa_bo: why are you proud of that, all you did was bully luffy
ā³ ace: now i'm not saying i stand with bullying but.. āļø
ā³ yamatoto: BUT WHAT???
p1rateking_luffy: Hehe Ace remember when we used to have handstand contests and Makino was the judge! š
ā³ _ynln: omg that sounds adorable
ā³ ace: yeah and you would fall on your head
ā³ ace: makes sense why you're so stupid
ā³ p1rateking_luffy: what does that mean
ā³ ace: see what i'm saying
ā³ saaaa_bo: you're literally the last person that can say anything
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_ynln: girls donāt want no scrubs!
[music: No Scrubs - TLC ā«]
tagged: lovenami, nicorobin
nicorobin: had so much fun with you š
ā³ _ynln: I MISS U ALREADY
ace: YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL I CAN'T STOP LOOKING AT THESE PHOTOS ššā¤ļøāš„ā¤ļøāš„šššā£ļøā£ļø
ace: I AM NOT A SCRUB GIVE ME A CHANCE!
ā³ _ynln: stop i have a boyfriend
ā³ ace: screw him, i'll fight your boyfriend
ā³ _ynln: he'll mess u up
ā³ ace: HE PROBABLY STINKS
ā³ _ynln: yeah he does LMFAOO (liked by saaaa_bo, marco_o)
ā³ ace: šš
ace: PLEASE ONE CHANCE PLEASE š©š©
ā³ _ynln: YOURE SO ANNOYING šš
lovenami: WHEN CAN WE HANG OUT AGAIN
ā³ lovenami: I MISS MY HUSTLE PARTNER ALREADY
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_ynln: i want to be that dog so bad
tagged: ace
marco_o: holy shit i've never been jealous of a dog
ā³ ace: dw u can kiss me anytime š
ā³ marco_o: bruh no i meant i want to sock you in the face
sh444nks: HAHAHA this is so good
ā³ _ynln: omg i made it in life, redhair shanks commented on my post????!
ā³ iampops: Yn I comment too
izou.u: first photo made my day, thanks yn
ā³ yamatoto: real!!1!
p1rateking_luffy: AHAHHAHAH THIS IS SO FUNNY HAHAHHA
saaaa_bo: this photo is free therapy
ace: WOW THIS COMMENT SECTION MADE ME REALISE ALL MY FRIENDS ARE FAKES
ā³ yamatoto: so glad ur self aware!!
ā³ _ynln: love u i swear!
ā³ ace: u r full of shit
ā³ _ynln:ā£ļø
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ace: my pookie dookie š© š
tagged: _ynln
_ynln: words can't explain how much i hate that caption
ā³ ace: my sweet white mocha frappuccino with two pumps vanilla, chocolate drizzle and one scoop of java chips
ā³ _ynln: omg wow i was so close to pressing the block button
_ynln: rare photo of ace w a shirt on ā¼ļø
saaaa_bo: @_ynln blink twice if u need help
iampops: W photo šŖ
ā³ ace: POPS WHAT
ā³ marco_o: WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT
ā³ iampops: Big slay āļøāļø
ā³ iampops: Yn no cap š«
ā³ izou.u: someone literally needs to come get their grandpa š
ā³ _ynln: pops using colloquial language needs to be protected in a museum (liked by ace)
p1rateking_luffy: Yummy food šš
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absolutely need a plug!zoro cheating on his gf with u nsfw ā¦
no bc yāall are on a roll w these plug!zoro requests! position is based off this video btw š©
ą³āā· what you want, roronoa zoro
thinking about the way that man would literally hate his girlfriend fr. like, heās sure heās only with her because his family loves her, but he just doesnāt. and i mean he proves that when he ends up outside your door in the middle of the rainy night, somewhere around 3 AM.
everyone would always ask himāwhy not just break up with her? and zoro never had an answer. his girlfriend was too fragile of a person and he hated that crying shit honestly. the only person he ever cared about making cry was ironically you.
his relationship was anything but secure. zoro was chill with whatever his girlfriend did. he trusted her, at first. she wanted to go to a party, heād let her. she got a ride from some guy friend who was maybe his level of attractive? he didnāt care. but the same rules didnāt apply to him. zoro could be getting ready to go to work and his girlfriend would be up on him with accusations.
āi feel like youāre gonna go and fuck that bitch,ā his girlfriend spat with venom, referring to you as he slid on his jeans. the green head couldnāt help but roll his eyes as she rambled on about disliking you. he couldnāt help but chuckle to himself lightly when he realized how crazy she was behind closed doors.
āwell now iāmma go do that just cuzā you said it,ā he muttered, just trying to get underneath her skin. his girlfriend thought he was bluffing, but not with the way blood rushed to zoroās dick at the thought of just being in your arms to cuddle tonight.
zoro doesnāt think twice either when it comes to pulling up to your crib. he parked in front of your cute little car, something he did to express his dominance over you in the way your cars together looked like a āhis and hersā pair. he was weird like that, but thatās just how much he felt for you fr.
by the time he gets to your door, his heart is already thumping in his chest. not in fear of getting caught, but instead at the sight of you in your tiny nightdress, two sizes to small to barely contain your wide hips and busty breasts.
you give him a blank look as you leaned against the threshold of the door. āian call you for no weed.ā
zoro gives you his million dollar smirk. āyou should know thatās not the only reason i come over anymore.ā
āyeah yeah to cheat on your girl, sure zoro,ā you roll your eyes.
the green head kisses his teeth, ānot cheating if i donāt want her.ā with a step to the side, you helplessly let him in, and he wastes no time in kissing your lips. āmissed you so damn much.ā
āmissed you too,ā you canāt help but mutter against his lips. zoro wraps his hands around your waist and pulls your smaller frame against this larger own. his hands shamelessly wanter down to the fat of your ass as he grips it, giving it a reddening smack and repeating his actions.
zoro pulls away with one last peck to your lips. āhow was your day mama?ā he grabs your hand and drags you to the couch.
āfine,ā you muttered with a bored expression, grabbing the remote to turn on the tv.
zoro furrows his eyebrow and snatches the remote from your hand. āwhatās up witā you? you okay? talk to me.ā
you shrug your shoulders. āiām straight,ā but your tone wasnāt convincing him otherwise.
zoro gives you a suspicious hum before pulling you into his lap. āwhat you doing tomorrow night?ā
āprobably homework,ā you admit. āwhy?ā
zoro canāt help but grin at you, flashing his gold canine pieces. āgot us tickets to see that standup you been wanting to go to.ā
your eyes canāt help but brighten at his words. āyou lying.ā
āiām so deadass,ā zoro laughed.
you kiss your teeth and slap his chest. āyou donāt even like comedy!ā
the greenhead gives you a shy shrug with a small blush flaming his tan cheeks. āthey have an open bar, free sake so,ā with a playful roll of your eyes, you kiss your teeth but smile. āso you gonā stop giving me this bratty ass silent treatment?ā
āwhatever. youāre a whore for sake.ā
ānah,ā zoro shakes his head. āyou aināt hit me all week. you know what i had to go through not talking to you.ā
you give him a sarcastic frown before pecking his lips. āaw, poor baby.ā you move to pull away but are shocked when zoro grips your face and forces you back into his orbit.
how you found yourself half naked on his lip with your legs spread for himāyou donāt know. damn mosshead was just that good.
āi got you,ā zoroās voice is all you hear as he steadies you on top of him with your back facing the tv. his one arm is all he needs to steady your body against his lip while he uses the other to start rubbing at you clit. ājust touch me baby.ā
a breath escapes from your throat as you find the courage to wrap your hand about his hard cock. his tip is an angry peach color as it oozes out pre cum, already excited from your touch. ālike this daddy?ā
āfuck, just like that mama,ā zoroās own breath hitches in his throat as he fights not to buck up into your grasp. ālove the way you touch me. just like that baby. make me feel so safe.ā
youāre almost shocked by the words leaving your mouth as you continue jerking him. the two of you hold an intimate scope of eye contact as you touch each otherās body, nothing being heard but the soft moans and breaths from your arousal.
āmake you feel safe?ā your voice is soft and sultry as you run your thumb over his tip. zoro canāt help but groan at his sensitivity, too late to even catch himseld. āfeel safe when im loving you like this papa? you like that?ā
āoh fuck, yes,ā zoro whined, fully submitting to you. his girlfriend had never seen this side of him. every time he had sex with her, if he ever did, it was quick and to the point. no one was able to milk out this soft and vulnerable side to him but you. oh how you had his fucking heart and dick in the comfort of your pocket.
your legs are spread in front of zoro, giving him a complete view of what you were working it. somehow wanting to see you spread more, he grabs you by your thighs and opens you up more, practically salivating at the sight of your pretty clit glistening from his touch.
āyou make me feel safe too,ā you breath out with a blushed smile, trying to keep your pace with jerking zoro off. it was hard to do so when he was rubbing you nice and slow, just the way he knew you liked it.
at this point? it was all more than sex. zoro meant every word he uttered out, especially how you made him feel safe during his most vulnerable moments. only you bought this side out in him.
āfuck iām almost there, zee.ā you throw your head back and grind further into his touch.
āme too baby,ā zoro breathed out, watching as cum oozed from his tip by the second. āyou fuck me so good, no one does it like youāshit.ā
you lick your lips as you lean over and spit on zoroās cock, adding more lubricant to your already slippery movements. ālike it when i stroke your fat cock papa? like this?ā
āzoro bites his lip and nods his head. a whine fights to break through from his mouth as he lets out a broken āmhm. fuck, mama. keep going and youāll make me cum.ā
you take this as a challenge and speed up your movements with hopes to overstimulate him. zoroās mouth falls open, and the tables inevitably turn when heās shaking beneath you, watching you milk every drop of cum out of him. you hold your tongue out as he shoots his load upwards, droplets of his semen landing on your taste buds.
a greedy smile graces your lips as you continue jerking him off, more and more cum flying out from his sore tip by the second. āfucking hellājust like that just like that, fuck!ā zoro moans loudly as he feels himself get drained.
you didnāt mind the fact that he came before you this time. watching this hard man come undone before you was enough to have you creaming all over his fingers right after. you too begin to breathe heavily as zoro maintians his circular movements against your clit.
when youāre both fucked out from your intimate session, zoro slides you onto his lap, your clit begrudgingly grinding against the base of his still hard dick. with his face in your neck, he breathes out, āiāll break up with her. your eyebrows raise at his words. āif thatās what you want.ā you waste no time in giving him a stern response.
āit is what i want.ā
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Hellooooo, I was wondering if you could do some sfw and nsfw alphabet head canon for our beloved Wolverine?? šššš
NSFW ALPHABET
Pairing: Logan Howlett x Reader
Warnings: smut, literally so much shit i can't be bothered putting it all in here š
Word count: 1.7k
A/N: never done one of these before but it was fun so enjoy
A = Aftercare (what theyāre like after sex)
Logan is always in a good mood after sex. He'll make sure you're alright, that he didn't go too rough or hurt you, and then he'd just have you in his arms. He'd be content.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of their partnerās)
Logan is a thigh man š he fucking loves your thighs, loves squeezing them when you're sitting together on a couch or when he's driving. He loves being between them and when your thighs squeeze around his head he is a GONE man. Often holds you down by your thighs when he's fucking you.
C = Cum (where they like to cum)
Logan loves cumming inside you. He fucks you raw and loves the feeling of his cum spurting inside your cunt. It makes him crazy, feels like he's claiming you as his, he can't get enough of it.
Often watches it drip out of you just to shove it back in (he Loves cumstuffing š©)
He also loves coming on your stomach and back, painting you with his cum, but again, he'll cum in you at least once when you're fucking, he can't not give you a cream pieĀ
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He loves the idea of being your first. It's not necessarily a corruption kink, it's more of being able to be the person to introduce you to new things, to be the only person you think of when you think about sex. To be able to talk you through it, teach you tricks, ect.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what theyāre doing?)
Obviously Logan has experience what with being hundreds of years old. He loves to try new positions with you, showing you new things and doing stuff with you you haven't done before. He likes introducing you to things and over his 200 years alive heās experienced A Lot of things
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Loganās not very picky with his positions. Loves missionary so he can see your face when you come, watching what heās doing to you. Also loves going behind so he can slam into you and be as rough as he wants. However heās not opposed to you being on top and riding him, and fucking loves the idea of you using him to get off.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Definitely more serious. He'll play with you and tease you and flirt while fucking you, but he doesn't make jokes or laugh during sex. He gets too wrapped up in fucking you.
H = Hair (do they like hair pulling?)Ā
He'll pull your hair All The Time. Almost painfully so, pulling you back to him when you try to squirm away, when youāre giving him a blowie (also makes u wear his mask sometimes so he can pull on the blow handles)
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)Ā
As we know Logan has Issues with intimacy and it often comes as a hard thing for him. Often sex with you is just sex, but thet are some moments where he's fucking you that he feels safe enough to confess his intimacy to you. He's not vulnerable often, but the few times he is it's usually when you're fucking, and he feels safe enough, in power enough, to tell you things.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Logan usually relies on his memories of you when masterbating. Heās an oldie, so doesnāt take many pics/videos of u when fucking (heās also literally so consumed with fucking you he wouldnāt even think to remember it if he wanted to). Often Calls You, however, and lets you ramble about your day while he gets off to the sound of your voice
āAnything else happen?ā he rasps while grunting, pumping his shaft.
āAre you jerking off-ā
āKeep talking darlinā, I'm not done yet,ā he orders.
And of course you continue.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Breeding is a big one. He loooooves cumming inside of you, filling you with his cum. Never been a fan of wrapping before tapping as they say, so youāre def on birth control. Even so heāll often whisper dirty things in ur ear abt breeding bc you both just Get Off to that shit
āGonna breed all my babies into youā
āFuck, canāt wait to pump you full of my cum, gonna look so pretty pregnantā
ect.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Logan loves to take you away on spontaneous vacation weekends to a lodge cabin in the middle of the mountains, no one else around, and just Fuck you. He goes on all weekend, loving that youāre both alone with no possible interruptions. He goes crazy about having you all to himself.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Tbh you being angry with him, yelling and pointing fingers makes him soooo horny. Angry make up sex is a usual and the ones that go on the longest. He loves taking his pent out aggression on you <3
N = No (something they wouldnāt do, turn offs)
Doesnāt like doing anything while youāre sleepy/asleep/drunk/ect. He wants you to know whatās happening, to be invested and feel what heās doing to you. Heās also around dead ppl a lot (obviously) so having u asleep would remind him too much of dead people and it would just Not be the vibe :/
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Logan is a giver!!! Repeat it with me!! Heās been around for hundreds of years, heās hot, people have given him blowjobs left and right. Yet thereās only ever been one of you. Heās never had you before, never tasted you or fingerfucked you so ofc heās so much more obsessed with eating out your pussy to think about receiving anything. (also, with his amount of experience, every time he does eat you out u literally have an out of body experience)
HOWEVER thatās not to say logan doesnāt enjoy receiving. Oh my lord, even if u gave the worst blowjobs in the history of Everything, the knowledge that it was your mouth around his dick would be enough to make him cum (except heās def taught u a few tricks to make the experience even better for him)
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Broā¦ do we even need to specifyā¦.
Logan is the roughest guy youāve ever been with. When he gets turned on he gets turned on and doesnāt stop until your limp beneath him unable to form a single coherent sentence. He loves making you cockdrunk and his dumb little fuck toy.
āOh donāt worry baby, you just stay there and let me fuck you okay? Thereās a good fuck toy.ā ect.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Tbh Logan is not a fan of quickies. Like if he reeaaally needs it, like if youāre wearing that red dress he bought you that leaves barely anything to the imagination, sure, heāll have a quickie (becaus tbh how could he not?)
But usually he prefers to wait until you have enough time because he is THOROUGH. He will fuck you over and over, in every single position like š©
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Logan loooves experimenting. He loves introducing you to new things, finding new ways to push you to the edge and improve your sex life. HOWEVER. Risks are not his thing. He wants you 1. To always feel comfortable and safe with him and 2. All to himself, so he does not like the idea of anyone accidentally seeing you two ect.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?).Ā
It is NEVER one round with Logan. Heāll fuck you on his fingers, fuck you with his cock, his mouth, his thigh, everything, over and over and over again. Like he never tires, and doesnāt think of it as a job well done until youāre a blubbering mess underneath him
T = Toys (do they use toys?)
Logan actually despises toys. Heās an oldie at heart and believes he should be the only thing getting you off. When he catches ur masterbating with a toy, vibrator dildo Does Not Matter, he goes feral. Fucks you till the only thing you can get off too is him.
āYou gonna admit it, huh? You gonna admit nothing can make you feel like this but me? Or do i have to fuck you some more? Yeah, i think i need to fuck you some more, really get it into your head Bub.ā
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Logan likes the idea of teasing in theory, would love to see you whining and begging to come from his cock, but in reality he just doesnāt have the patience for it. Youād think he learned patience from his 200 years alive but in reality whenever u guys get Into it heās fucking you almost immediately because he just needs to be inside you.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Logan is always desperate to make you moan. He loves hearing all the dirty desperate noises escaping your mouth and gets mad when you try to muffle it, hence his perfect location being somewhere isolated so you can scream as loud as you want.
Logan himself is rather vocal too. Not loud per say, but he grunts and groans, and loves talking dirty to you.
āFuck, baby, youāre so good on my cock,ā
āYou like being fucked like a slut, huh?ā
āSo wet for me baby.ā
ect.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Loves when you mention him during sex. When you scream his name heās already gone. Wearing his clothes? Heās blowing his load immediately. Saying shit like āiām yoursā āyouāre the only one who came make me feel like thisā Oh lord he just unravels
What can he say heās a possessive guy š¤·āāļø
X = X-ray (letās see whatās going on under those clothes)
Logan is thick. Heās def larger than average, but heās thick and wide, and the stretch of his cock inside you is fucking delicious every time.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Logan can literally get turned on at the smallest of things š
Heās just so fucking rabid for you, you could be cooking him dinner and heāll have you on the counter with your legs spread and him between them, lapping at your pussy like a starving man
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Logan isnāt rlly one to fall asleep. Heāll stay up while you doze off and just admire you, brush your hair, kiss your bare shoulders, just content to have you there with him.
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okay walk wit me sis.. š
make it fit connie.. or like fake sympathy condescending connie while yāall fucking.. FUCK I LOVE THAT SHIT.. š©
ouu girl iām walking! lemme see if i can get it to slight jog tho!
connie wasnāt oblivious to the fact he had a big ass dick. no, not at all. heād spent most of his late high school and early college years figuring out whereād heād fit on the inch chain as he liked to call it. most girls not being able to handle it or wouldnāt even attempt to tame it once they saw the monster that lay behind his sweats. many of his friends making fun of him that he didnāt get pussy but in reality, no one was bold enough to take it for him. not until he got his hands on you.
the girl at his university know for her unique street art. from the city and a splitting image of a bratz doll, who was never scared of a challenge felt she was ready to tame everything in life even her above averaged boyfriend.
that is until she found herself atop of him, positioned in reverse cowgirl to give her a man a view heād never forget. thighs burning from riding dick splitting her open as she sank down a few inches onto him. āf-fuck i canāttt .ā finding herself scurrying back up to the tip, running the longtime lovinā he was giving you. āthought you wanted it mamĆ? let papĆ give it to you.ā connie teased, long thick dick hitting every stop imaginable inside of you. āsātoo much!ā you whined.
ātoo much..?ā connie chuckled, grabbing ahold of your hips and taking a good look your tight two toned pussy wrapped around him. slick dribbling down his dick as you started to fill that emptiness inside you. ānah i think my good girl can take a lil more..ā sinking deeper into that clamping hole of yours, moaning at the pressure of him slowly filling you up and sitting you down on his dick. āshittt.ā relaxing your body as your walls loosening with warm slick and pulsing as you adjusted to his size. slowly molding to his curvature, filling you deliciously. connie knew it just took a lil work for you to get where you needed to be. āmhm, keep opening that pussy fāme, you right there mamĆ.ā
giving you a final deep thrust that left your soft ass flush against his pelvis, leaving stomach full and mind in sex crazed haze. āfuck this pussy sāgood.ā groaning as he bounced you up and down his dick, removing his hands once he felt he set a steady pace for you. Inching your hips and down slowly trying your best to take every single inch. Connie landing a rough slap to your ass that left your body jolting from the stinging pleasure. āgo down on it princesa, donāt be lazy.ā
āthought you said you could take it.ā
ass ripppling like waves as he met your hips and fucked himself up into you focused on that pretty pussy sucking every inch of him deeper than heās ever felt before. nails digging at his thighs for dear life as your body bounced above his, āyour so fucking deepā whine barely audible above the loud gushing of your pussy let him know that itād take every inch happily. āsā too muchhh! conāā fucking you down on him harder as he reached the spongey spot within that always started the waterworks. āawe thatās all you can take mamĆ..?ā voice rough and full of feigned sympathy as he held up your ass mid air and fucked up into you hard, taking his pounding like a champ and meeting his rough thrusts. A smile creeping on connieās face once you start riding out the literal high your body was about to reach.
āand you whining it too much, pussy the perfect fit for papĆ.ā
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Not Over the Papaya | OP81
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Ships : Oscar Piastri x Popstar! Reader , Ex!Lando Norris x Popstar! Reader
Genre : Fluff Smau
A/N : I missed you all š„ŗ. Again Iām sorry this update took way too long~ Thank you for the people who wished me better (really, ily) . Iām devastated with the news about Logan š poor boy just needed his confidence back I swear.
Face claim : Jennie Kim
Warnings : Cursing, Grammatical Errors
Summary : Y/N and Oscar cope with their own breakups by making the Heartbreak Club.
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f1wags Y/N in the paddock! Welcome back Queen š
user1 Sheās finally here š We missed you Y/N!!
user2 Sheās literally glowing , Oscarās so lucky!
user3 Are they dating? I thought she was with Lando??
user4 Girl were where you? A LOT has gone down šāāļø.
user5 Honey let me catch u up. Lando cheated on Y/N with her friend during the winter break. Lando then posted a breakup post stating that the breakup was on both sides and they parted on good terms which Y/N has denied (it was MESSY). Then Oscar and Lily was rumored to have split (they did, Oscar later posted a shady breakup post; Lily was allegedly cheating). Then Y/N and Oscar started hanging out (sometimes with Logan). + After Oscarās win in Hungary ā He was then spotted in America for Y/Nās show the day after. Then they were spotted several times together after and they are now allegedly dating (not yet confirmed).
user3 WHAT.
user4 MESSY RIGHT?!!
user3 Is Lando still with Y/Nās friend??
user5 Sheās also in the paddock rn š¤”
user3 wtf?? the audacity??
user6 lando FUMBLED so bad. SO BAD.
user7 Literally not thinking straight. I swear Lando.
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Y/N. I guess soft launches arenāt our thing , Ok understood šāāļø
oscarpiastri Its not launching if we arenāt officially a thing yet, dear š«¶
Y/N. Oh right!! were only friends babe š„°
oscarpiastri best of friends, Luv š.
Y/N. Ur so annoying , I love you š. Have fun w/ ur interviews
oscarpiastri Thanks dear, Love you more!
charles_leclerc is this a hard launch š
oscarpiastri I donāt know, is it??š
charles_leclerc donāt be smart with me boy . I didnt raise you like this
oscarpiastri you didnāt raise me at all! you were too busy flirting with the dutch boi .
charles_leclerc Iā
oscarpiastri you are silenced old man
danielricciardo oi seat stealer, please tell Y/N to answer my messages. She keeps inboxing my messages! I need my cowboy hats š©
oscarpiastri i prefer to call myself a mental health saver. I guided you back to Red Bull š¤āļø
danielricciardo And got me my contract money š¤. Back to the topic! come on pls tell Y/N! she promised me a cowboy hat from florida. pls pls pls
oscarpiastri Its in our luggage, calm down.
danielricciardo Damn āOURā luggage. I still canāt believe you pulled Y/N from him. Cheers to you mate
oscarpiastri boi you still hold grudges with Lando huh.
danielricciardo him and the entire team can burnn š. Im saying this again, mateā¦ watch your back.
oscarpiastri I know danny, youāve warned me hundreds of times.
landonorris You little shit. You really brought Y/N here. You have the fucking balls huh
oscarpiastri I did, I do . Whatās it to you?
landonorris Youāll regret this Oscar.
oscarpiastri Try me.
landonorris Iāll get her back.
oscarpiastri lmao sure you do.
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oscarpiastri oh hello self! nice seeing you here
Y/N. Heās cute right? Such a pookie
oscarpiastri Iāve seen better š¤·āāļø
Y/N. Really?? I havenāt. Heās the cutest to me š„°š„°š„°
oscarpiastri So i assume that weāre ok with posting each other then š«£
Y/N. Hell yeah! I aināt hiding you boi. Ur mine.
oscarpiastri Possessiveā¦ i like it
Y/N. oh youāre FREAKY.
Y/bf. And Oscar has made the public ig š„³
Y/N. I assume u approve of Osc then
Y/bf. Out of everyone youāve dated heās the most decent
Y/N. Decent š
Y/bf. Thatās a COMPLIMENT
danielricciardo OI Y/N! donāt ignore my messages!
danielricciardo MY HAT WOMAN! MY HAT
Y/N. OK CHILL! I have it you crazy aussie. Osc will give it to you tomorrow before FP1.
danielricciardo Thank you š.
*Incoming call from Norris
Pick up or Decline
Pick up
āHello?ā
āWe need to talk. Nowā
āI didnāt unblock your number so you could disrespect meā
āIām sorryā¦ Can we talk in person?ā
landonorris 1 min
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art donaldson headcannons
summary: art donaldson is my gf (confirmed)
warnings/content: gn!reader, non-tennis!reader, fluff, cursing
word count: 370
masterlist a. d. masterlist
- its pretty much written on the wall.
- this man is quite clingy. he really likes you</3
- not the type of clingy that is unhealthy; the type of clingy where he always asks about your day and has to sit next to you all the time
- he notices when you need space, though.
- BUT- when he has a shitty day, he immediately wants to tell you about it.
- āhoney, the my coach said the worst fuckinā thing to me today i-ā
- he just likes hearing you talk. heās so dialed in when you speak to him.
- his love language is a mix of quality time and physical touch
- holds your hand whenever possible
- will lowkey pout if you pull your hand away for whatever reason
- pays. all the time. will fight you for it.
- oh, you liked something? itās yours now lol
- āthis is kinda cuteā
- āyeah? you want it?ā
- āi did not say thatā
- hugs from behind (corny:/)
- kisses your shoulder and neck when he hugs from behind
- āwhyād you get out of bed?ā
- āi woke up when you left. i got cold.ā
- will personally invite you to every one of his tennis games. even though you were already planning on going.
- waves at you between sets and blows kisses
- biggest bear hugs after games š©
- speaking of hugs, his hugs are very long. he specifically puts his arms around your waist (so that yours are around his shoulders/neck) and has his face in your neck
- makes sure heās giving the majority of the time
- has your order memorized at like every restaurant
- this is oddly specific, but if youāre at a movie, he puts up the arm rest so you two can sit really close together.
- talks shit with you.
- āsheās SUCH a bitch. i CANNOT believe sheād say that to youā
- touchy out of adoration
- hand on the waist, hand on the thigh, etc. bro has literal heart eyes
- asks to do little things together
- INSISTS on going grocery shopping together, even if you donāt live together.
#weāre LITERALLY dating#leeās writing <3#art donaldson#art donaldson x reader#challengers#challengers x reader#art donaldson fluff#art donaldson headcannons#headcannons#hcs#fanfiction#fanfic#x reader
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Since your request are open :) and Iām literally a slut for Wolverine can you feed us some sfw and some nsfw alphabet head canon for our dilf??? Iām literally screaming ( without an s) for himmmmmmš©
eeeeee yes!!! of course i can, thanks for the ask bb <3 i'm gonna split these into two so the post won't be too long i wrote these with X2 in mind cause he's my favorite, but imagine whichever version calls to you. mdni (18+) !!
logan howlett x fem!reader nsfw alphabet ā”
A = AftercareĀ (what theyāre like after sex)
Logan is good with aftercare. Like the man fucks you into oblivion but then he'll clean you up and grab you some water afterwards. He talks to you too. Tells you how good you did and how pretty you looked for him. He's touchy, not overly clingy, but he likes how you curl up to his side and rest your head on him. He'll hold you too and rub your back.
B = Body partĀ (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partnerās)
Your pussy. Like he's obsessed. Stares at it before he eats you out, just running his thumb up and down your slit. Loves to toy with your clit and hear you whine. Always tells you how "she's" crying for him. "She" loves him so much, squeezes him so tight.
On himself, I think it'd be his abs. He knows he's hot shit. He can see how you look at them, and it strokes his ego so much. He has his shirt off a lot when it's just the two of you, and he acts so innocent about it. Loves to tease you when he catches you staring.
C = CumĀ (anything to do with cum, basically)
He loves cumming inside you. He can't explain why, but it's just this deep, innate satisfaction he gets when he fills you up. Also, on a separate note, he licks his fingers clean when he makes you cum all over them. Does not let a single drop go to waste.
D = Dirty secretĀ (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He'll whine if you pull his hair. It'll be the most pathetic, needy sound you've ever heard in your entire life. It'll be utterly humiliating for him, but that just makes him fuck you harder so it's worth it.
E = ExperienceĀ (how experienced are they? do they know what theyāre doing?)
Ok ok. Hear me out. Logan wants everyone to think he's a slut, but in reality, I don't think he is. I think he's had a decent amount of experience, but it's more so his dedication to the person he's with that makes him a good lover. He does what pleases you not just what he's found to work on others.
F = Favorite positionĀ (this goes without saying)
Basic, but his favorite is missionary. He wants to be able to have a clear view of your face while he's making you fall apart. He likes marking up your neck too which he can easily do in this position. That's not to say he won't mix it up and do other positions, but his favorite is always gonna be the classic.
G = GoofyĀ (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Overall, he's serious. He loves to tease, but in the heat of the moment, it's only to make you whine or beg. Laughter is not the sound he's aiming for when he's balls deep in you.
H = HairĀ (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
He's got BUSH. A huge bush. Listen. This man has all that hair on his head. Hairy forearms, hairy chest, hairy abs. He has a massive bush down there too. And that's beautiful.
I = IntimacyĀ (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Depends. He can be pretty gentle and romantic if he chooses. He can also be cocky and just run on pure lust in the moment. Most of the time, it's the latter. He fucks with the intention of pleasure. But if you've had a hard day or he's feeling vulnerable himself, the sex is much more soft. Lots of kisses, his face buried in your neck, whispering how much he needs you.
J = Jack offĀ (masturbation headcanon)
He limits his jerking off to the shower. He doesn't wanna deal with the mess, and if he's that horny, he'll just come find you. Though when he does jerk off, he can get into it. Grunting, groaning, mumbling your name. Cause of course, he's thinking of you while he does it. Thinking of how cute you looked when you bent over to pick up something you dropped. Recalling the soft purr in your voice when you said his name yesterday. Imagining how good it would feel if your cunt was wrapped around him instead of his fist.
K = KinkĀ (one or more of their kinks)
He doesn't know it yet, but this man is into pet play. He's not gonna dive right in with the ears and tail. It starts small. He calls you 'pup' sometimes without thinking too much about it. He nearly cums in his pants watching you hump his thigh like you're in heat. He's super possessive so seeing you in a collar for him would drive him up the wall.
L = LocationĀ (favorite places to do the do)
Bedroom cause he doesn't want anyone else walking in and interrupting. Even though he jerks off in the shower, he doesn't like to fuck in there. One time the two of you were getting down in there and he slipped and it sounded like a group of metal pipes falling. It was truly tragic. Totally humiliating. Never again. You're not even allowed to speak of the incident. From then on, he keeps your escapades solely between the walls of your bedroom, but it's not always on the bed. He'll bounce you on his lap while sitting in the chair you guys have in the corner, bend you over the dresser, or maybe press you against the window.
M = MotivationĀ (what turns them on, gets them going)
Logan's a natural tease, so if you try teasing him back, that really revs his engine. It's just so cute that you think you can outdo him. He'll just have to show you otherwise and fuck you till the only words you can speak are his name and "please more."
N = NoĀ (something they wouldnāt do, turn offs)
Won't do anything with the claws. He has enough anxiety about waking up from a nightmare and impaling you by accident. Anything reminding him of that possibility has his dick soft in seconds.
O = OralĀ (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Logan is a lover boy through and through, so that man would have no problem eating you out. He enjoys making you feel so good, and he loves having to hold you in place by your thighs cause you're squirming around so much. He also loves having his hair pulled, so do that and he'll grind himself against the mattress a few times.
As for receiving, Logan thinks it's so cute when you offer to blow him. He's never gonna say no. He loves watching you go to work on him, bobbing your head with such dedication and making yourself gag when you try to take too much.
P = PaceĀ (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
90% of the time he's fast, but that doesn't always mean rough; though he can do that too. You just feel so so good, it's hard for him to take his time. He can if he's in the mood or is tired and just wants something lazy. But usually he's bucking into without holding back.
Q = QuickieĀ (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
He has no problem with quickies. If you're living at the mansion, you gotta seize the opportunity when it presents itself. As established, he's fast anyways. He will get you and himself there in a matter of minutes. Plus, it presents the bonus of knowing his cum is leaking out of you for the rest of the day.
R = RiskĀ (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
If you came to Logan with something you wanted to try in bed, he'd most likely be down. There isn't much that's going to be a hard no for him. Even if he's not super into it personally, he'd still be willing to play with it if it was something that got you going. Plus the fact that you asked at all shows you trust him which means a lot to him.
S = StaminaĀ (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
In his prime, he can last for a while and go multiple rounds. He's got that uncharted regenerative capability. He can get hard again pretty fast, and he will put that ability to use if you're feeling needy. He'll tease you about being insatiable even though he wants it just as much.
T = ToysĀ (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Does not own any toys. He doesn't feel the need. If you wanted to try using toys in the bedroom, he would, but he's never going to suggest that on his own. He prefers just pleasuring you without aid.
U = UnfairĀ (how much they like to tease)
Logan is nothing if not a tease. Since the day you met him, he can't seem to go too long without trying to get a reaction out of you. And that extends to the bedroom. He loves edging you and then teasing you for how you whine. Gets you near tears by overstimulating you and then coos at you "What's wrong, sweetheart? Doesn't it feel good?"
V = VolumeĀ (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He's not loud, but he's vocal. He growls and grunts right next to your ear, letting you hear every little sound he makes. He talks you through it too. "Ohhh, look at that face, that's my baby. Feels so good, doesn't it? That's my girl."
W = Wild cardĀ (a random headcanon for the character)
One of the hottest things Logan's seen is when he caught you having a dream about him. The way your moans were all soft and hazy with sleep and your thighs were pressing against each other as you squirmed. It got him all riled up knowing he was on your mind even when you were unconscious.
X = X-rayĀ (letās see whatās going on under those clothes)
He's got a big cock. It's a good length, and it's pretty thick. There's a pretty vein that goes up the shaft. His balls are heavy too. Nice and big to go with his dick.
Y = YearningĀ (how high is their sex drive?)
Yearner is Logan's middle name. He pined for you, and now that he has you, he's not gonna waste that. He's got a high sex drive and you guys are doing it most days of the week at least once.
Z = ZzzĀ (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
He takes a while to fall asleep afterwards. He just likes to make sure you've settled. He'll watch you sleep for a little bit and be alone with his thoughts before finally conking out.
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