#They have one brain cell

[lover-of-skellies]

Fic idea: you, the reader. The YN. The MC. Whatever you wanna be called. You are very sad and lonely, and you have the social skills of a chicken nugget

You stay up too late, going through countless different internet rabbit holes, and you find a page that's about summoning demons. Incubi and succubi, to be more specific. The page says they can take the form of whatever/whoever you find the most appealing, so you decide to summon one. Just for the meme, really, and because you're desperate for a friend

When the lovely demonic being finally shows up, they're several hours late and extremely chatty. You can smash if you want, but like. 99% of the story is just showing how you very awkwardly figure out this new friendship with a creature who doesn't really fully comprehend human boundaries and things. They know how to reach you, and you told them to come back whenever they want, and now they won't leave

You're stuck with an incubus/succubus that's chatty and forgetful, probably clumsy and down to smash whenever, but for the most part, they just wanna eat canned fruit and watch cat videos with you

[infiniteinoblivionn]

One of the biggest reasons this season sucked so badly is because all the siblings were mostly off by themselves???? And we all live for their dynamic and banter

[musicalislife]

Vid from joker out’s instagram story 2023.07.13.

[gracieblood]

jenriam are the kind of guys to climb over a glass wall to see what’s on the other side

[leisi-lilacdreams]

[thepoweroffriendshipgivesumoney]

I mean; yeah but; a Voice of Reason in The Bad Kids isn't really saying much.

Adaine is wayyyy less of a voice of reason than people think. Don’t let her good grades and British accent distract you from the fact that the first thing we ever saw her do was use all of her spell slots trying to make her sister barf

[azolitmin]

i thought i couldn't do anything,

but i did it.

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

Aroace Sonic pt 11

I have FeelingsTM about these cotton-candy colored friends

1. Behold! The line! When it comes to forms of physical affection Sonic is chill with a lot of stuff, but the last thing he ever wants to do is truly hurt his friends so you best beleive he gets serious in putting some things in the off-limits box for their sake. (And after that line is established he's back to teasing and being a little self-absorbed like nothing happened. Moving past it so they don't have time to feel embarrassed.)

2. Amy's begrudging about it, but he hit the nail on the head. She's a little embarrassed he read her so easily but she's not exactly surprised. (She is crushing on this guy for a reason and it's not just cause he's cool.)

3. Whether or not Sonic really kissed Rouge or if it was just the angle is still up for debate but that didn't matter here. What matters is Amy's reaction to thinking he did. He could have easily said that's not what happened but that wouldn't have addressed the real issue. So instead of exactly confirming or denying he goes right for the actual problem. He does this type of thing a lot, letting people assume certain things about him so he can get to the root of the issue. As he says, he's fine with being the bad guy sometimes. (Not that he's being bad here but y'know what I mean he's okay with conflict.)

[emacrow]

There a ghost in the Watchtower vent!

Batman could only sighed in defeat as the Justice league were searching in the vents again, after Superman heard a odd small screeching sound of an animal coming from it this morning.

Which lead to the Justice league searching around the vents to find the source of the sound. He internally blamed Damian for this after he snuck a odd animal in the batcave, and is still looking for that animal whom may have snuck itself into the watchtower teleportor and got beamed there.

So far they been searching for 8 hours straight with no luck whatsoever. Batman could only sighed and calls comms to get Damian to get his newest attempt of pet adoption.

Which only took 7 minutes as Damian in his robin suit just put down one of alfred's special cookies in front of the vent entrance as the Justice league watch along side as a small odd cat lik-, oh that a tiny alien feral child nawing on the cookie.

He looked 4 year old at most, glowing lararus green eyes feral and dilated with long elvish ears, sharp tiny fangs, white but dirty dust covered hair that look like a rats nest, wearing a toddler sized suit that look otherworldly yet similar to a hazmut suit if it weren't so skin tight looking. He was wearing a glowing green skull on his smol middle finger and a floating crown that remind superman of the fairy odd parents except this was black with blue aurora light fire.

"You are so losing chew toy privileges, danny." Damian huffed as he just pick danny up by his armpits and just begans walked away through the hallway door.

The justice league could only look a bit gaped.

"Where did Robin found that?"

[hawkinsbnbg]

Steve: So the D.

Robin: Mhm.

Steve: I think I lo– I like him.

Robin: Yeah?

Steve:

Robin:

Steve: Ok, Jesus! I love him! Satisfied?

Robin: Plenty.

Robin: So the D.

Steve: Mhm.

Robin: Why him? He's a possum.

Steve: Well. He's funny.

Robin: And has a big D.

Steve: Yeah. That too.

Robin: Steven Catherine—

Steve: Hey, that's my aunt!

Robin: —Harrington. I raised you better!

Steve: I raised myself! Thank you very much.

Robin: Does he know?

Steve: He just gave me flowers yesterday.

Robin: What did he say?

Steve: He asked if I'm free today.

Robin: Ohhh, you're blushing. Did he finally ask you out, Rapunzel? Do you think he's the one?

Steve: Shut it. This is only our first date. There's nothing certain about it yet.

Robin: Right. How long has you been pregnant?

Steve: What? What are you talking about? I'm not pregnant!

Robin:

Steve: Fine! Three months.

Robin: I knew it!

[yingxtkm]

Matching 🎀

Self indulgent aeriseph sibling scribble as usual

I originally scribbled this out of spite when I found out I couldn’t submit platonic prompts for something I was debating on participating LMFAOO

[cherie-doll]

ughhh, tell me why i can't get könig being at his peak dilf era out of my head

like that man sometimes wakes up feeling tired even after he gets a full eight hours of sleep and will look in the mirror thinking he's let himself go from all the years of drinking alcohol giving him a dad bod but you love it??? like he doesn't understand why someone as attractive as you is going after him, seriously what's wrong with people nowadays he thinks?

but those muscles haven't gone away and they still are very much noticeable under those formal suits he wears to reunions ;D you're clinging to his arm, feeling him under the layers of clothes while he's sweating like crazy under it

he'll look around at your grand selection of younger candidates but you're stubborn on wanting this rugged bull

eventually his flaws would surely bore you, right? wrong, even in all those years of "experience" he doesn't realize that only makes you seek to grow closer not further apart

and he accidentally enables this, he'll be mindlessly trying to get a twig or something out of your hair and your mind is static just enjoying the feeling of those big, veiny hands running through your hair and that deep voice that is now slow and deliberate because he thinks before talking now, you saw that man washing the dishes and you just stand there leaning against the doorframe imagining him with an apron not caring if he's not washing the dishes right or he's letting the water drip everywhere

him snoring softly on the couch with a drink in his hand and you're practically frothing at the mouth with how good he looks in those sweatpants, or his appetite still being big and you don't care that he eats like two or three big plates in one sitting you're just glad he prefers home cooked meals to dining out

oh and he was prescribed glasses by the doctor so anytime he's reading or watching tv in the evenings you're blocking his view by sitting on his lap and pushing the glasses up or down his nose

and what about all the medicine he takes? twins! you too! him for physical health and you for mental-

doesn't matter if he's greying, feeling more tired, aching and feeling sore, takes things slower you want that man and it's making you feral.

[foxfeast]

feng xin and xie lian are definitely those two smart best friends who become absolute idiots the moment they’re in each other’s company

[haveihitanerve]

Never forget the moment Peeta blustered onto the whipping block and tried to defend Katniss too and Haymitch just went “nope! You absolute fucking nutter I cannot have another child put themselves in harms way omfg you guys crave the bullets don't you.” and just yanked him back behind him 

[weepingtalecowboy]

The chain conspiracy (their all unworthy of the triforce of wisdom)

Fanfic prompt: Considering that fairies are magical beings who can sense magic

Imagine hyrule looking at four and then thinking that he is pregnant with triplets or something because why else would he have three extra souls inside him

And then it kind of ends up being a big conspiracy between the chain

Because everything fits together perfectly

Four gets sick from portal traveling (sometimes even throws up or has headaches)

Four eats like he is four people

Four has crazy mood swings (like going from angry too happy in seconds then going to serious and so on)

And then the chain wants to make him more comfortable and be more protective

While four has no idea why they are AGAIN treating him like a toddler

He is short not helpless (it only confirms for the chain what they were thinking when Blue blows up on them)

Not getting the fact that his whole group is thinking that he is pregnant

Because how can a sane..(ish) person even come up with this

Yet alone figure out that it’s THAT what the chain is thinking

[everwalldigan]

Bruce: your anger at the joker is only a blunt instrument like the CROWBAR that VIOLENTLY MURDERED YOU WITH

Jason: *pauses mid shoot and blinks* what

Bruce:

Jason: I need you to reflect on what you just said

Bruce: hn

Jason:

Bruce:

Jason:

Jason, suddenly animated: LIKE YOU KNOW! WELL YOUR OBSESSION WITH YOUR MISSION IS JUST MECHANICAL INSTRUMENT, LIKE THE GUN THAT VIOLENTLY KILLED YOUR PARENTS IN FRONT OF YOU!!

Jason, eyebrows raised: do you understand what you sounded like just then

Bruce:

Jason: I actually had a full plan and everything but I don’t think I can continue with it. Plans are cancelled. I need you to take 2-3 business days to sit with what you just said. I’m going home. I need a beer. Maybe another lobotomy.

Bruce: …

Jason, getting up and shaking his head, holstering his gun: I’m not mad. Just disappointed.