#They are gods
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I feel like Måneskin exists to make bisexual people go feral.
#Like VICTORIA#I don’t find women hot often#BUT VICTORIA#Victoria De Angelis#also damiano is too much#like MY GOD#Im sorry#i think i’m turning into an omegaverse character the way i be in heat over these randos#except they aren’t randos#they are gods#akdnskfjw#Måneskin
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can't believe yt thinks everyone will just accept the way ads have been increasing, like... tbh i was okay w tuning out for even as long as 30 seconds, when there was only one ad per video, but when i started getting an ad every five minutes, i got an ad-blocker SO fast.
and then after some months, yt blocked me from playing videos bc i was using an ad-blocker, so i disabled that one and got A BETTER AD-BLOCKER.
devs making these ad-blockers, i love you so much and so does everyone else. you're saving us from so much harassment.
#ads#adverts#adblock#bless the devs creating the blockers#they are gods#yt#youtube#fuck google and fuck ads#ads don't even work on this generation#they really should just give it up#corporate harassmemt#show yourself some love and download firefox
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a man can literally just exist while being short and i will be shaking cry screaming throwing up frothing at the mouth chewing on the walls with desire
like okay king go off 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 i want you carnally btw
#literally how do people not want short men#like#don't get me wrong tall men are good and all no hate to them#but i see a short man#and i'm weak in the knees immediately#if he's short AND FUNNY?????#i'm a fucking goner#oh my god#short men are elite#they are kings#they are gods#they are everything#uuuuuuugh#short men are#so so good#i love you short men#hornyposting#not stargate
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I want to make a horror movie about how clouds are gods but with no metaphors
#clouds are gods#storms are gods#the moon is the lady of the sky#the sun is the lord#they are gods#the sky is full of gods ready to ignore you to feed you to be incomprehensibly giant and to kill you if they feel like it#drunk posting
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this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.
#i literally think about it every time i go to a spicy site#oh god is this gonna be my legacy#plz i make gifs and stuff i have much cooler posts than this#1k#10k
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Love it when Rolling Stone puts out an article about the 25 most influential internet creators and I've only heard of 7 of them
#kai rambles#god i feel old#but im not old#im 24#but im looking at this list like who are any of you?#why did this get 60k notes
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PROOF IN CASE YOU NEED IT
UPDATE:
I put this in my reblogs but I’m going to attack this to the main post.
TRUMP HIMSELF DIDN’T CHEAT BUT SOMEONE DEFINITELY TAMPERED WITH THE ELECTION RESULTS.
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Made by the amazing @the-gay-prometheus (genuinely thank you for saying this)
#destiel#november 5th#us politics#fuck trump#I usually have awful reach but for the love of GOD let this catch on
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the definition of aura
update: choose your fighter
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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth
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prometheus: hot take,
the greek gods: no give that back
#greek mythology#greek gods#ancient greece#pjo#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#prometheus#shitposting
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society if women were seen as people
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#grandmas#pets#scorpion#🦂#an angel#knitting#wholesome#all bugs go to heaven#god's pinchiest angel#putting the grand in grandma#the heart betwixt the pincers#love is stored in the scorpion memorial pillow
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#oh my god?????#txt#STOP FOLLOWING US!!! WE DONT POST LIKE THIS. WE POST JFK RPF#'blah hah hah and everyone clapped' don't you want to live in a world of beauty? with us?#‘why can’t i reblog this?’ Because trads started going He dodged a bullet in our notifications
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i really enjoy looking through reddit threads related to death metal because the replies sound like a groupchat for cartoon villains
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