#They all black

[artzychic27]

Zora

Showed Chavonne the wonders of authentic soul food

Audrey got bored immediately after adopting Chavonne and had a fling with Mekhi Lee. Nine months later, Zora!

Code-switches a lot

Ferid

In the “Let’s help Andre embrace his black identity and screw Gabriel over” club with Nico

Really likes making white people uncomfortable

Loves his momma, no question about that

Kamilah

Likes this Janet Jackson lady Zora introduced her to

A fan of the Yasuke anime

Shares a mutual nod of respect with Marquita and Kimani

[carnelianfoxx]

[justafanbutcurious]

[skipppppy]

Congrats?

[tariah23]

White people are miserable, racist losers period. They’ve even been getting mad at Japanese people for correcting them about Yasuke as well.

[panakina]

I think it’d be funny if Dick and Jason, due to wearing bright yellow capes on the job for years, are capable of stealth to a frankly unhinged degree. They barely have to try anymore it’s so second nature. Dick can just completely disappear while in the loudest neon clothes imaginable. Jason is constantly startling people who don’t understand how they missed a guy the size of a fridge standing right there. Bruce is extremely grateful for his unbreakable poker face because they have both startled him by accident and would never ever let him live it down if they knew.

[sailermoon]

idk why ppl think megan is faking liking anime she was so right incels mad she’s a weeb and a baddie

[animatanaa]

I’m new to tumblr so I’m not completely sure how this works. First post, and it’s wolfstar!

[yellowistheraddest]

save this middle aged man

[seren-dipitous-art]

I’ve been obsessed with the Olympics for the past week, and obsessed with Dick Grayson for longer, so here’s the crossover we all deserve.

Plus, gorgeous sweaty acrobat in gymnastics poses? Only positives.

[bloodybellycomb]

Bro, my unyielding loyalty towards you is totally normal and healthy, I swear. It's just that it's definitely my duty to rip out your enemies throats with my bare teeth. You are the love of my life and I am your most valuable tool. Each night, I fantasize about dying in your arms, covered in blood, and then I close my eyes one final time, satisfied because I can feel your fingers on my face as I take my last breath. Haha anyways

[artzychic27]

The Black Akuma Class and Hair based on that one Black-ish episode. Ya’ll know which one I’m talking about

Alysha: ‘What’s a hair day?’ There are so many different types of hair days.

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Safiya: When Black Women think of hair day, they think of wash day, they think of sore arms.

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Chavonne: Detangling to conditioning to hot oil treatments.

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Marquita: When I was a kid, that meant, like, leaning over a sink while maman would- like at awkward angles- putting my head in the sink and running water and shampooing my hair.

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Safiya: What a relaxer is- it is a creamy chemical substance which takes kinky, curly hair, and straightens it.

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Liana: I had my first relaxer when I was seven. I begged, begged for straight hair.

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Nangwaya: I heard that getting a relaxer can be very painful.

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Iman: Girls sit there while it burned in little, tiny parts, and then the stylists would say, “Ba- just- j-j- Don’t be tender-headed.”

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Andre: If I decided to go natural… How would this go?

Julanah: Well, you would start with the big chop.

Andre: … The big chop?

Marcus: Did someone say ‘big chop?’ Andre, come on, we doing this, or what? *Pulls out a razor* I can get you natural in less than ten minutes.

Andre: What is he talking about?

Julanah: Basically, the Big Chop means that we cut off all the relaxed hair, and what’s left is a really cute short haircut. Like Nico’s.

Marcus: It’s the only way to go.

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Kimani: There’s Dookie braids, “Poetic Justice” braids, and just so many more kinds of braids. I’m always wearing braids, ‘cause I swim a lot.

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Alysha: Twist outs, braid outs, Bantu knots, kinky twists. I love my hair. It’s versatile. I can do what I want with it.

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Myana: Updos, down’dos, ponytails, pigtails. Our hair just… It can be anything.

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Liana: You know what he needs? A toupee. Andre, trust me, wigs have done wonders for me over the years. I want braids. I get ‘em in two seconds. A taper cut? Boom. On me just like that.

Andre: I’m not wearing a toupee.

Nangwaya: Exactly. Put the boy in some whicks and call it a day.

Julanah: Yeah, that’s a good idea. And when he’s grown his hair out, I can hook him up with some locs. How does that sound, Andre?

Nico: Guys, guys, the style doesn’t matter… As long as it pisses Gabriel off, we’re set.

[redsray]

i love the idea of the batfam wearing each other's merch cause like. i know they'd be petty about it. usually they'd wear their siblings merch in (kinda) equal rotations, but they'd change it up depending on sibling squabbles or sibling favours. Tim, walking into the kitchen in a Red Hood shirt: Dick: TIM!? Tim: what Dick: it's Tuesday. you always wear Nightwing merch on Tuesdays. Tim: oh. Tim: you stole my last granola bar, last week. Steph, looking for something in Jason's room: JASON WHY DO YOU HAVE EVERYONE'S MERCH BUT MINE?! Jason, peeking into the room: i have your merch. in the trash. Steph: WHY Jason: you hit me with a blue shell in mario kart last game night. i'm never forgiving you. Damian, sporting a full-on Red Robin hoodie: Tim: woah. what brought this on? you usually only exclusively wear Batman or Nightwing merch Damian: you helped me take that splinter out of Alfred's paw yesterday. Richard on the other hand has recently messed up my painting palette. Dick, from the other room: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! Damian: he'll get over it. Cass, wearing Nightwing merch for the 5th day in a row: Jason: goddamn. what did Dickie do to get in your good graces like this? Cass, smiling: he made me a flower crown Jason: ... that's it? Cass: it was a very nice flower crown. Dick, buying seven Signal shirts: One for everyone. Duke, behind him: Dick, you really don't-- Dick: shhhh, sunshine. everyone will love your new merch. (they all wore exclusively Signal merch for a week straight) Bruce isn't allowed to change up his rotation or not wear someone's merch because he immediately gets accused of playing favourites. He'd rather keep some of his sanity, thank you.

[honetii]

I'm like super normal and not unhinged in the slightest (I spent 3 days formatting, printing, and binding a niche internet story about sci fi football into a 280 page physical book)

[re-bogwitch]

Marvel women, written by men: 🧍‍♀️I can’t have babies 👶🏻😫😢 I’m a monster 😢😢 yes this is the deepest my backstory can get btw 😉😨 isn’t it harrowing 😱

Marvel women, written by women: I will subject an entire town to my will if it means the chance to see you again. I will drink my grief, knowing I am damned and that I cannot protect you, and will still sing out my heart to crowds of thousands in the hopes they will keep you safe when I’m gone. I crave power so intensely that it has overpowered any sense of loyalty to anyone, and I will betray again and again and again, but I will still be wounded when you betray me because it was you. It was you.