#These idiots

[catsntatts]

“Where are you going?”

“Wherever you’re goin’.”

[kate-komics]

Sorry I’ve become a posting recluse and not finishing the art I said I was gonna make. Please take this drawing of two elf men I’m obsessed with as an offering.

Drawing some just ‘for fun’ art, fan comics or otherwise, is just harder lately. We’ll get back to our regularly scheduled stuff, I promise. Thanks for sticking around in the meantime ❤️

[unopposablethumbsao3]

Julian getting a little too enthusiastic in the gym after everybody finds out he's an augment.

He's never been able to actually push himself while working out in public before, he's always had to hold back to avoid attracting too much attention. So, horrific and traumatic as it was to have his secret revealed like that, to hold on to his career and his life and everything he cares about by the skin of his teeth, there are things he's looking forward to now, things he just couldn't do before.

All of which adds up to Julian in the gym at 0500, figuring out his absolute max deadlift, dropping it down to his 90% and doing set after set until he simply can't lift it anymore. It takes fucking ages, he's even stronger than he expected, and he's having such a good time...

Until about two hours later, right at the start of his shift, when he feels himself start to stiffen up. He tries to push through it, tries to just keep moving and get rid of all the lactic acid that's building up in his glutes, but there's only so much you can do when you've put your body through that and by lunch time, he's locked in a chair in his office and he doesn't think he can stand up anymore, actually.

Which, of course, is when Garak shows up to ask if he still wants to have lunch. And Julian would really like to say yes, but if he can't even stand up then walking to the Replimat is right out, so he just tells Garak that he's got to catch up on some research, actually, and can they take a rain cheque? And he adds his most charming smile for good measure, but now Garak is just *looking* at him, one of those inscrutable looks, with his eyes squinted and his head tilted to the side.

"My dear doctor, are you quite alright?"

And Julian could just tell him! He could just say 'no, actually, I worked out far too hard and now I can't actually stand up to go and get the muscle regenerator I would need to fix it, let alone to join you for lunch!' But that would require *admitting* that he'd overdone it, which of course is exactly what Garak warned him about that morning as he was leaving their quarters at 0430. 'Don't push yourself too hard, my dear, genetically engineered or not, human spines are simply structurally inadequate in some respects..."

And of course he was right, and of course Julian can't let him *know* he was right, and so they're at a stalemate. And Garak just keeps *looking* at him, and then he walks into the room and around the desk and he just stands there, looking down at Julian until Julian is just like "...yes?" And Garak's like, "oh, I just thought I would give you a kiss, since you can't join me. Because of your research." And Julian's like "...okay?" And Garak's just like "so why don't you stand up so I can kiss you properly?" And Julian knows he's fucked but of course he can't admit it so he just stares at Garak until Garak starts smiling and says "you can't, can you?"

And that's how Garak ends up carrying Julian out of the infirmary in the middle of the day to drop him in an Epsom salt bath while he lectures him on the importance of *moderation*, my dear, you really must learn *moderation*

[panikara]

superbat smut fics with fuckbuddies dynamics are hilarious

because of course Bruce you need to fuck Clark to get this out of your system so it won't disrupt the team. nothing else. it's a quick fuck in order for both of you to not think about each other in that way again. absolutely fair. no feelings attached. it's totally normal to look at your work bestie and think about how his invincible thighs could crush your skull while you give him a blowjob – everyone has that and it's normal, relax about it

oh and it totally won't happen again until it will but it's okay cuz no feelings attached alright

[smnthwrd]

i think people are overlooking the "you already know how to do this" line in the beginning of the yellow head covering conversation because hes literally saying "i dont need to teach you how to beguile men bc you've been doing it with me since we met just by being yourself lol" like?? im actually laughing dawg are you telling me thats your platonic homie

[kayjayo1227]

my need to draw stupid DMC shit lately has been…a mood

[oppitfs]

😚😚

[littlediscoveredstars]

I have a fanfic idea that I haven’t really committed to writing, so you can have it here.

Idea: Batman and Superman decide to finally put the bro-mance to rest and go on a proper date. The thing is, they both plan to reveal their identities at the restaurant.

Bruce focuses so hard on looking like Bruce Wayne, but also more himself that he does at galas. He’s wearing a turtleneck and his comfy work shoes. His hair is less organized and he lets himself slouch.

Clark isn’t sure whether to slick back his hair like Superman but keep the glasses or keep everything Clark Kent but leave the glasses home. He decides to just wing it and go as much like himself as he can: jeans, boots, and glasses. After all, he’s a Kansas farm boy under every layer of identity he’s created.

So, then comes the day for them to meet. They expect to see each other, be a little surprised, then go about their date as normal.

It turned out…not like that.

With neither knowing what name the table was reserved under, they both assume they’ve arrived first and watch every man that fits their date’s general build pass them by.

Clark sees Bruce Wayne and thinks, “Wow! What are the odds Bruce Wayne happens to be at the same restaurant? Funny.” Then he sits down at a booth and waits for Batman.

Bruce, to his credit, watches Clark pass by with suspicions. The guy looks kind of like Superman but those curls are so dense and he honestly cannot imagine Big Blue dressed like a cowboy, so he waves it, especially when the man doesn’t stop to confront him. He just stares the way everyone else has after seeing a celebrity out in public and moves on.

An hour passes. Then two. Both are sitting a few tables apart, looking around desperately for their hero coworker to show.

Bruce gets impatient first. He understand Superman has a lot on his plate and a single free night is a lot to ask. Maybe they’ll try again. Or they won’t, since Bruce has convinced himself this was stupid to begin with.

It’s as he’s preparing to go that he sees that cowboy again. The gorgeous man is looking down, crestfallen at also being stood up.

So, Bruce does something a little spontaneous. Bruce sits in front of the guy. He blames it on the glasses of wine he had while waiting.

Bruce: “I’m Bruce. May I be blunt?”

Clark, blinking in surprise: “uh, sure?”

Bruce: “I watched you walk in over an hour ago and no one has accompanied you. Seeing as my date did the same, I’d like to fill the space.”

Clark, again, surprised he’s even being talked to by a billionaire outside of his job: “Y-yes? Yes! I mean, sure! By all means!”

It’s not like Batman’s going to come crashing in from the window. Well, he could, but Clark’s been listening to the city around them. No sign of Batman’s grapple.

So, Bruce and Clark meet. They fall into conversation easily, even make each other laugh. It’s so effortless and slightly suspicious, but they’re having a fun time and Bruce isn’t self-sabotaging enough to break away now. Not when he’s needed this for a while.

Then, at the end of the date, Clark listens for Batman’s heartbeat. He tries to hear where his friend might be, to understand why he didn’t show, but the heartbeat is standing right in front of him. There, in Bruce Wayne’s chest.

And/or, Clark removed his glasses to clean them and it clicks in Bruce’s mind. He reaches out to smooth all of Clark’s hair back and a single, rebellious curl pops out.

They’re both so furious, Clark has to fly them to the roof to properly shout about it.

[son-of-lunadeyis]

thinking about. fnc kissing

thinking about chip finally accepting that he totally has feelings for gillion but being too scared to ask to actually kiss him again (because really. it was the best kiss of his life)

thinking about chip constantly setting up excuse after excuse to get gillion to kiss him but it just falls flat every time. there's no sparks, no fireworks. their lips don't slot together like crashing waves. gillion just awkwardly presses his face against chip then nods and that's it

thinking about chip wanting to fucking scream. there's no way it was a fluke, there's no way gillion kissed him like that on accident, right? .. right??

thinking about jay picking up on this and asking chip why there's a sudden uptick in reasons for gillion to kiss chip. he vehemently denies it then breaks after she just stares at him and explains everything

thinking about jay telling chip how fucking stupid he is and smacking him upside the head as she shoves him towards gillion to just "ask him, chip!"

thinking about chip sweating and stumbling over his words and wringing his hands as he barely manages to string together a coherent sentence about how he feels about gillion and how he made all those things up as an excuse to kiss him

thinking about gillion staring at him blankly as chip trails off, finishing by saying he really wanted to kiss him

thinking about chip immediately mentally mapping out all the fastest ways he could dive into the ocean and never see the sun again

thinking about gillion gently grabbing his face and explaining that he only kissed him like that because he figured chip didn't want to kiss him, that he only had to.

thinking about gillion dipping chip again and kissing him and somehow it's even better than the first time and chip thinks he's floating until gillion pulls away and smiles at him

"was that sufficient, chip?"

"holy shit."

[animaybi]

My bbs

[mystieris]

So I just learned what "Wet Hades" means...

Zeus: …Why is Hades smiling like that…? Poseidon: Nothing! Hades: (snorts) Dionysus: I just told them about a mortal who's been writing a play about that Odysseus dude, and how apparently fans of this play have started referring to Poseidon as "Wet Hades" as a meme. Hades: (snorts again) Poseidon: SHUT UP!! Hades: Hey. Let me have this. (points at Zeus) I've been known as the dark version of him for millennia. 'Bout time one of you two get nicknamed after me!

[bird-inacage]

Love Sea Episode 9 BTS | Fort The Kissing Menace & His Enabler

Peat: There's no kissing in this scene! What did I just say?? No kissing - Why do you keep kissing me?? Stop kissing me already! Get offfff.

Fort: Let me kiss you.

Peat: Okay.

[luluxa]

[lesbianiki]

Catradora in the Box🔥👄🔥

I can totally imagine them trapped in a box, Entrapta's failed device, and doing their "best" to get along during the hours before they are rescued. Catra getting on Adora's nerves intentionally. Adora annoyed, but atcthe same time flusttered because she physically and mentally CAN'T be mad at Catra, she is her baby kitty after all. Catra PURRING for her and-aND

[wallieinninjago]

not really a big important spoiler but just for safety

Confirmed Average nya and jay date experience:

Bro got proposed to by jay once, and assumed he is now dating jay