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vampire-superstar · 3 months ago

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Time traveler: -Kicks a rock-

The timeline:

#roblox pressure #pressure #mouthwashing #mouthwashing jimmy #jimmy mouthwashing #sebastian solace #Jimmy hate club #me and my homies hate jimmy #fuck him #i also hate Sebastian #but a little less #yeah my favorite character from pressure is jimmy solace #best mouthwashing character is def Sebastian #these are all jokes #i don't condone jimmys multitude of crimes #mouthwashing fans are so unserious #i like to think they co exist in the same timeline

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taurtistwo · 1 year ago

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Reason's your favorite ship sucks OG YHS edition Griam (Grian X Sam) Toxic </3 Sam hates Grian Saurtis (Sam X Taurtis) Wattpad.... I've seen things Sam X Yuki Toxic Both mentally unstable. DomTheStar (Dom X JTheStar) ONLY EXISTS IN ONE DISCORD SERVER YOU CAN'T EVEN FIND IT ON AO3 Taurian (Taurtis X Grian) They wouldn't remember each others birthdays

#These are all jokes #Please don't kill me #samgladiator yhs #yandere high school #yhs #yhs sam #yhs grian #yhs taurtis #yhs domrao #YHS J #YHS JTheStar #YHS Dom #griam #saurtis #DomTheStar #taurian

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jtl-fics · 2 years ago

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Me: I wanna write how FF got recruited.

Also me: Gotta finish the Thanksgiving Break arc.

#fluent freshman au #the idea of this silly little joke idea of mine having arcs is great #oh look its the pepto bismol redemption arc #the winter banquet beach episode #the cvs girl revenge arc #these are all jokes #unless…….?

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that-frozen-queen · 2 years ago

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What Will Probably Happen in Frozen 3

Elsa will get a pointless plotline that gives her no actual character development other than a physical transformation.

They will wait for the new “Let it Go” before making an actual plot, because apparently that is the only way to match the success of the first movie is to build the storyline around a singular song at the last minute.

Elsa will probably destroy Arendelle again, or maybe they’ll go bigger this time and have her destroy the entire enchanted forest.

Anna will have to face something traumatic only for it to never get addressed because Elsa stubbed her toe or something.

Olaf will be a teenager.

They will have Elsamaren scenes to appease the gay audience but won’t have the balls to actually have them kiss.

#frozen 3 #frozen 2 negativity #these are all jokes #kind of

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apocalypsegay · 5 months ago

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i don't think he clicked through

#OCxcanon with the old fart lets goooooooooooo #i hope u can all accept me for what i am #gravity falls #grunkle stan #dipper pines #mabel pines #art #ALSO shoutout to ren for half of this joke #warito #warito in gravity falls

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mayhemchicken-artblog · 9 months ago

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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through

#art #i had to block multiple people because of this post and i easily could have blocked more #do you guys have any idea how exhausting it is to hear 400 people make the exact same unfunny joke each thinking they're being original #or worry that another person might get harassed over a post i made because of the way people are talking about them #or be harassed/insulted YOURSELF because some people don't know how to fucking behave #you guys don't get reblogs back. you should be grateful i'm leaving the post up at all.

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 10 months ago

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Knowledge Revenge.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuk tims #senshi #Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!

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miniaturecatmentality · 11 months ago

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guys I just found the greatest video on the internet

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lazylittledragon · 1 year ago

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can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

#ramble #if you say unalive in front of me i will personally kill you with my hands #you just can't muffle and censor and hold someone's hand through some things #some things are horrible. and they should be spoken aloud and they should upset you. because they are horrible #the second we started kidzbopifying the world was the end of taking anything seriously i think #i'm not even joking i've spoken to people older than me who won't even say the world sex #this isn't the playground you're not going to get in trouble just let us say the word!!!!!!#how am i supposed to listen to you when you won't even say the thing you're supposed to be talking about #yes this is the fault of the platforms with their censorship rules but the fact that we all just go along with it like it's not dystopian #you do know it doesn't stop with cursing right. people are already having to censor queer terms because they get flagged as inappropriate

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vampire-superstar · 2 years ago

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Good Morning to Everyone Except:

People who know how to spell Mephistopheles without reference or autocorrect

People who know how to pronounce Mephistopheles

People who chose Mephistopheles as a romantic option

Toxic Mammon Stans

All Belphie stans

Lucifer Stans who spell it 'Lucy' instead of 'Luci'

Diavolo haters.

Simeon Haters. He's literally the biggest green flag wtf you hating

Anyone who finished the first game

Anyone caught up on the second game

People who write GN!MC and just make them their oc

People who complain about Male MC

Anyone with a spouse who hates Obey Me

Morning Everyone else ❤️💅💕🍒

#obey me #obey me nightbringer #anti mammon club #lucifer obey me #These are all jokes #I love all of you #good night and sweet dreams #Good morning and good luck #except the Mephistopheles thing #I was serious about that #You're working with the government at that point

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beaft · 2 months ago

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it is legit bizarre to me how hard video game creators and film directors and showrunners try to pretend that fat people don't exist. can you think of the last time you saw a fat person in a lead role? god forbid a fat woman? i can walk down the street or go into a shop or restaurant and see fat people everywhere but then i switch on the tv and suddenly it's like a glimpse into an alternate universe where no one has a bmi over 24. insidious and weird

#i don't wanna sound dramatic but it's just so crazy that it's like this and nobody even talks about it #tbh disability is like this too - you don't see fat people and you don't see disabled people unless it's a joke or a plot point #'we don't want to glamourise obesity' it's not 'glamourising' anything. it's showing the world as it is.#sure you can create a world devoid of all the people you don't find aesthetically pleasing but at least acknowledge that you're doing that #fatphobia #weight talk cw #ableism #be shh now #containment breach

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noka-exe · 1 month ago

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Damian Wayne comes across a classic christmas carol known well among the children of gotham… pt [1/?]

#batfamily #damian wayne #batman #dc comics #alfred pennyworth #tim drake #dc robin #idk how long this is gonna be or how many parts bc it depends on if i can draw fast enough before christmas LOL #I have a ton of dialogue and parts planned so id fr have to get in the grindset ngl #Might not happen LMFAO #ANYWAYS dont take this too seriously #Also dont too hard abt where this would fit on any timeline shhhh shhh its all jokes n fun #my art

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a-gay-poptart · 11 months ago

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I have found the best ally

Straight and cis people will say that they are allies, but you will NEVER measure up to my dentist.

Me: "Hey, is it ok if I can change my name on my info from [DEADNAME] to Aspen?"

Random woman that I wasn't even talking to in the chair next to me: "Honey, if that's the name you had at birth, [DEADNAME] is your only name."

My dentist, very slowly turning her rolley chair towards the woman: "Shush."

Random woman: "Excuse me?"

Destist: *closes privacy curtain while staring bullets at the lady*

Me: *pissing myself laughing*

My dentist while changing my name in my info (reminder that English is not her first language, she immigrated from Russia): "There, Aspen, you have pretty boy teeth. Smile and make all girls swoon."

Me not having the heart to tell her I'm not transmasc but I'm Agender, and still pissing myself laughing: "Thank you [DENTIST NAME]."

Edit: Ok, this has gotten alot of attention, but right now my other posts is what really needs attention. I have a few fundraisers for people trying to evacuate Palestine and Gaza, but also a diabetic who needs her insulin shot. Please please please, go to my page and at the very least repost those posts, have the day you deserve and free Palestine🇵🇸

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bereft-of-frogs · 10 months ago

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There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation

because WHAT are people talking about sometimes

#aka: genuinely sometimes I think I live in a parallel universe and simply watched/read different things #full disclosure it does make you feel like a killjoy sometimes #because often times these fanons will be presented in a silly jokey manner #'oh so silly isn't this character so funny this is just my silly little headcanon'#and it's like yes yes lol lol but ok look me in the eyes and tell me you know that this is #at best only one interpretation of many and at worst simply not supported by the text at all #please tell me you know that #or in one specific example such a ubiquitous joke that is literally a significant theme of the work and i feel like SUCH a killjoy #being like 'ok yes very funny.....you know that was a major theme right?? tell me you know that'

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dudedidujust · 2 months ago

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The daily planet runs a front page article calling superman the light of mankind

Cue the batfam launching a counter campaign in support of Signal, the real Light of Mankind.

It starts as a joke but quickly derails into an all out war.

#bruce offended parent and signals biggest fan wayne #hes so petty about it during JL meetings. he shuts down all the lights on the watchtower #Batman we cant see #well thats not a problem cause the light of mankind should be able to light up the room while stating directly at superman who just #looks so resigned #Tim floods the internet with pictures of Duke using his powers and fighting villians all with the hashtag theRealLightOfMankind #Duke is having the time of his light #he poses for Tim and makes rainbows on days it rains and poses like sailor moon #its a fun joke for Duke #its a matter of life or death for the rest of them #Dick has to stop Damian from breaking out the kryptonite not knowing that Jason has already stolen it and is heading for metropolis #batfamily #batfam #bruce wayne #batman #signal #duke thomas #tim drake #red robin #dick grayson #nightwing #superman

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