#The meme lives on

[luosaugury]

When Davrin says "Darkspawns? In Weisshaupt ?" all I can think of is "... It's more likely than you think"

[worthless-mess]

"Are you ok?" I'm actually tired bro. From the bottom of my heart I'm tired

[jackyjackdraws]

Local scientist enters the Olympics without any equipment nor protections

Gets a silver medal

Refuses to elaborate further

Leaves

[timeofdeathnote]

stop that's so funny 💀

[dandeland]

Even without words, we can communicate through our eyes.

[angelsonthesideline]

[bloomdoom1]

[imperialnyx]

He just really loves his crew ♥️

[lovelenivy]

mouse bites™

[doctormori]

the devil made me do it

[collaredkittyboy]

[destinationtoast]

My grandmother is Japanese and really likes to give gifts. Often those gifts are Japanese desserts or other food, but sometimes she just slips me cash, folded up inside a tiny, beautiful envelope. But she likes to pretend she's not giving me money, so when possible, she'll hide it somewhere that I will find later.

Today I spent the afternoon with her doing chores and tech support, and she clearly felt this warranted a significant gift in return (no matter that I enjoyed myself). But she forgot to slip something into my pocket or bag before I left, so instead she rushed outside as I was starting my car, making the old-school "roll down the window" gesture. Once I complied, she was forced to acknowledge she was handing me money, but she also tried to minimize the gesture.

The result was that she said, "Thank you, dear! I just wanted you to be able to... to buy yourself a hamburger," and then handed me a darling little envelope that turned out to contain $100. And all I could think was:

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[darthsuki]

[nicolegmattos]

Michael “acting choices” Sheen serving as always lol

[professionallyunstable]

my favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better