#The grandfather is god
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Josh dunkley birthed a child with Lachie Neale and it's better than Nick Daicos
#Josh dunkley#will ashcroft#lachie neale#i mean according to his grandfather#his grandfather thinks will and the younger one are like gods#or sons of god#no wait like grandsons of god haha nailed it#The grandfather is god#i just can't believe will Ashcroft has to fight it out with cheezel for the rising star#he's better than Nick Daicos!!!!! isn't that enough to win?????
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An idea that just popped into my brain...
Bernard, in the house boat living room, typing away on his computer, looks up when Tim enters: Oh, Babe your home early? Was patrol okay....ehst do you have.
Tim, tearing off his Red Robin outfit and holding something in his arms: So you know about that super evil, super old guy that runs an eco-friendly murder cult that is like super obsessed with me?
Bernard, closing his laptop and sighing: Do I have to move? Do what ever witness protection shit you superheros have?
Tim, humming and shaking his head before holding out what looks to be a bundle of clothing:No no...it seems he somehow found out about us dating and me planning to propose yo you and sent an early wedding gift.
Tim shifting the cloth to show a sleeping baby: Say hello to our child, I don't know just yet how he got both of our DNA but I did run a test and he is 100% ours, I think he used Lexs stuff like how he made Kon..
Bernard, staring at the baby and his rapidly undressing boyfriend who was rambling: Wait...propose? You wanted to get married?
Tim, still going on: -Lexs cloning tech is pretty hit or miss, *my* gear waz based on that but was...Wait you didn't know? I...I thought you have been hinting at it for a while...that's what I planned for next weeks date night.
Bernard, mouth agape: I haven't. Like at all, I mean, I will say yes because we now have a kid and I love you a lot but it would have taken me by surprise.
Tim, midly surprised: Huh...well anyways, Ra's sent us a child? I was thinking Alvin is a good name?
Bernard: Fuck that I am not going to have my son named after a chipmunk.
#batfam#batman#tim drake#bernard dowd#timbern#ra's al ghul#ra's sent a baby#tim drake is a menace#ra's al ghul is a menace#Tim brings the baby with them to the next Wayne family dinner#bruce blue screens as he finds out that he is a grandfather#damian gifts the child a knife#dick is cooing and all over the baby#Jason is trying to act tough but breaks at the slightest push#cass steals the baby and plays hide and seek for the next hour#kon and bart are god father and mother respectivly
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M for … MURDERER
The Prime Minister Ishimaru Kiyotaka’s Inaugural Parade
#martyn art#ooohh my god this took awhile ... and there are SIX MORE DAYS#i think abt that fan animation for his unused execution daily#we have venerated you in a way you despise. the same way ur grandfather was revered. we throw confetti & force you to wave to the masses ..#and then we just fucking Shoot You#tysm to my friend Squid for helping out with design decisions!!#you’ll notice i uh …… didn’t listen to some of them asfdghsg#I RLLY WANTED TO ADD A CROSSHAIR but it just didn’t look right :( also i know the confetti looks very “patriotic” leave me be#kiyotaka ishimaru#kiyotakaweek2024#danganronpa#trigger happy havoc
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I've seen that "the immortal loses their loved one but not their loved one's family; what if the immortal stayed close, followed them down the generations?" post a dozen times, and I understand it's intended to be sweet---but every single time I see it, all I can think is that it's straight-up the beginning of a horror story.
#''what if your grandfather never aged or died just stayed there forever demanding an appreciative audience'' and other stories#that turn my blood to ice just to contemplate.#king lear but he's immortal. he will not just hover over regan and goneril he will loom over their children.#and their children's children. and cordelia's children when they slink back because three generations in and he owns a country now.#wait a few more generations and everyone is related to him somehow. he is all but a god.#......I think this is going to be my contribution to the internet going forward.#make an adorable post and I will pull a horror story out of it.#that adorable post about how plausibly you could introduce same-sex arranged marriages to a historical au?#actually it's a horror story about family control and property rights.#oh that's so sweet look an immortal love story - nope. also about family control and property rights.#what about - yeah still control. and property rights.#............................I'm having a great day why do you ask.#for my own purposes
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I’m still not over the spy face reveal. I wil NEVER be over the spy face reveal. For as long as I live I will cherish him profoundly
#tf2#spy#tf2 spoilers#tf2 comic 7 spoilers#and the fact that. GOD. the fact that he still can’t bring himself to admit to his grandkids that he is their grandfather#but he is still so good to them. thank you valve. thank you. I’m never going to recover#YES I CRIED from the last panel 🥺❤️😭
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#the valentinos#lilith valentino#luther valentino#I love my crazy twins vampires#FUN FACTS TIME: luther & lilith were sent to spy over bunch of other supernaturals to seek some intel that-#-their grandfather/master thorn wants (gods knows what he wants from this) BUT the issue is the twins supposed to be enemies w ANY other-#-occults but they started to dig them. lilith got fond of a wizard & werewolf anddd luther got a crush on a mermaid OOOO#also that werewolf were a paranoid- lilith once unintentionally helped him calm down but then saw a different side of werewolves that made-#-her change her view of other occults. so SPICE! THE TWINS NOT REALIZING THAT THEY GOING AGINST THEIR MASTER RULE#BWAHAHAHAA#ts4#sims 4#my sims#ts4 vampires#sims 4 vampires#Spotify
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Legacy of Chronos: Daughter of the Unknown God
Through her travels around the world/Infinite Realms, Ellie stumbles on Camp Halfblood and is mistaken for a demigod. She is determined to be a legacy of Cronus (Clockwork) and the child of an unknown god with a DP symbol (Danny).
Cue everyone mistaking Chronos for Kronos and thinking that the mystery god is a child of Kronos born sometime while he was in Tartarus. This misunderstanding is not helped by the fact that the Underworld is part of the Infinite Realms and portals to the Ghost Zone where often mistaken for portals to Tartarus.
Now Zeus is freaking out and wants to use Ellie as leverage against her father who obviously wants to take over Olympus. Percy/Thalia/Nico/Lester/whoever is now trying to keep Ellie out of Zeus’s paranoid clutches and get her back to Tartarus before her father goes looking for her.
(Ellie is so happy she made new friends, they’re even going to take her on a road trip to LA. Sure they seemed really nervous when she mentioned Danny would come looking for her if she didn’t check in soon, how was she supposed to know Hellhounds are cellphones anyway)
#danny phantom crossover#percy jackson crossover#DP x PJO#PJO x DP#clockwork is chronos#Chronos and Kronos are not the same being#mistaken identity#ghost king danny#paranoid Zeus#dani phantom#Ellie is mistaken for a Demigod. the fact clockwork is her grandfather and Danny is the ghost king does not help#Danny is a god by Olympian standards#Ellie is oblivious to the danger she is in#she thinks she’s on a road trip with her new friends.#she’s a bit miffed they don’t want to stop at all the tourist spots#they seem real interested in getting her to Nico’s dad’s record company#maybe she could get a record deal for Ember#writing prompt#writing prompts#prompt idea#dp prompt#PJO prompt
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It's my birthday, so I'm drawing to calm down
I like the whole Mach family, like, they're very hot
I'm thinking about designs and random characters on request hehe
#oh god that’s will be hard#digital art#sketch#regretevator#regretevator fanart#mach#regretevator mach#regretevator lora#regretevator krait#What the hell is their great-grandfather's name?#regretevator pest#regretevator pilby#regretevator oc#regretevator prototype#regretevator split#regretevator yum zlurplie#regretevator emerson#*EXPLODES*
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Obsessed with Lloyd never mentioning his grandfather is the First Spinjitsu Master, apparently to the point even Arin didn't seem to know, because "eh, it never came up". Cause like, yeah, sure, my grandfather is God, what of it? Normal day for me. Shit happens. My dad is also evil, you wanna talk about that? I sure don't.
It's also funny from a character arc perspective. Here's itty bitty baby first season Lloyd, loudly proclaiming he's the son of Garmadon, and probably also making sure everyone knows he's God part 3 electric boogaloo. And then one Tomorrow's Tea and a few more years later and he's doing everything physically possible to NOT care about his heritage. In fact he'd probably rather his parentage was literally anyone else. Dude could care so less he forgets about it most of the time. King behavior.
#ninjago#dragons rising#ninjago dragons rising#ninjago dr#lego ninjago#lloyd garmadon#first spinjitzu master#garmadon#text post#talk#ideas#lloyd that entire time interally was probably like 'did wu get a temple--? oh wait thats granddad. sorry granddad. i guess'#he took one look at that altar and went hm. should probably fix that. mostly cause it'll fix my problem but wu didnt raise no disrespect#(except for when the disrespect is funny) what who said that#do you think he was like 'oh thank granddad finally my godly heritage isnt screwing me over' when the ghost mentioned needing a descendant#or was he like 'well. its another day of me being grandfathers favorite i guess'#do you think sora and arin felt awkward realizing they were in the temple of lloyds granddad. meanwhile lloyd did not give a flying fck#as far as hes concerned granddad can stuff it cause hes 80% all the sht that happens to him is bc God really likes him & thinks starting#problems is an appropriate way to show his love. and he doesnt think god takes constructive criticism#he sure will try tho#also yknow his closest interactions with Gods are his dad & uncle. & Wu is. like that. & also he's so sick of garmadon's bs#'my dad is literally banging some news guy i could not respect him less if i tried. his taste has only ever been mediocre. sorry mom'
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i want to say first of all that i fully respect a community's/denomination's/culture's right to have closed practices. i am not entitled to other people's traditions, and when i am a guest in a space i understand that everything is not automatically for me. and i know i do not have to understand to respect.
and also! when i go to a catholic church and can't receive communion i want to fall on the floor weeping. what do you mean i can't have him he's right there. sorry my baptism was the wrong kind of baptism. i'm hungry and you want me to become someone else before being fed.
#lutheran alert but will NEVER understand closed communion. i respect it. but i do not get it#none of us will ever be holy enough to hold jesus within us but we do every day anyway. and so we are#communion is what brings me to god. to put a barrier of entry on that. to say you have to believe certain things or be in a certain state?#idk it doesn't sit right with me.#again i respect it i have catholic family ik the beliefs/history/good intentions.#but i need to come out as an open communion fan#roman catholicism didn't exist yet at the last supper. jesus said do this in remembrance of me.#everyone who does this has already fulfilled the requirements to be present at the table#i think that was the only hard part of my grandfather's conversion. that he could break bread for me at the altar but couldn't give it to m#i would give anything to watch him preach one more time (he's retired/sick now)#but more than that i would give anything to be fed by him again. to eat with him as our lord commanded#just once.#i will have to be satisfied with the foretastes of the feasts to come that i have received from/with him. we'll have that again
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night raid fic but its from glaucus' perspective where he's lying awake at 3am going what the fuck was that gift exchange that guy was covered in blood why did he ask if i'm a god and talk about his daddy issues didn't he obliterate pandarus' entire face with one spear what the fuck what the fuck before some guy runs in going "THE THRACIANS GOT SLAUGHTERED IN THEIR SLEEP BY THE GREEKS AND THEY STOLE THE HORSES" to which glaucus goes Huh That's Not Good and then the next day who has those horses but. that guy who swapped armor with him and talked about his daddy issues
#glaucus' Incredibly Confusing Day On The Battlefield#some guy comes up to you on the battlefield. he recently chucked a rock at aeneas and nearly killed him. he is covered in pandarus' blood#he has tried to stab 3 gods at this point. he asks if you're god. when you say your grandfathers name he suddenly decides you're his bestie#then he goes back to stabbing all your allies. you are glaucus and this is yet another day in troy#glaucus#diomedes#the iliad
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The interviewees of Very Important People are absolutely delightful, I love getting to see these absolutely phenomenal improvers in their element, but I ESPECIALLY love getting new Vic the interviewer lore.
#naankhatai#THEIR GUEST HOUSE IS BEING USED BY AN ALIEN#WITHOUT THEIR KNOWLEDGE#THEY REGULARLY CRY IN THEIR ROOM#THEIR GRANDFATHER BROKE UP WITH HIS SECOND WIFE AFTER HIS GRANDCHILD TOLD HIM HIS WIFE WAS STEALING HIS BITCOIN#AND AFTER SHE LEFT HIM AND HIS GRANDCHILD ALONE FOR FOUR DAYS#I haven’t finished the episode but gods it’s so funny#Vic is also just soooo good#I was so excited when I heard they were hosting the new show#AND THEYVE LIVED UP TO EVERY EXPECTATION#THEYRE SO FUNNY#I LOVE VIC SO MUCH#very important people#dropout#vic michaelis#Vic the interviewer
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Melinoe, but on the side of Chronos (I didn't wish to work on this anymore but I liked it too much as well, apologies if it looks unfinished/poor)
This is essentially a Hades 2 AU I have where Melinoe was raised by (read, overseen by) Chronos.
↓spoilers under cut↓
Concept I was working with, obviously changes were made (some coloring and detailing)
Essentially what I was working with was the idea that Chronos, along with many other titans (the new update at least confirms Prometheus) works with Chronos.
So I changed the details on that assumption.
Moon motif became a sun motif, Hades house symbol became Chronos's symbol and her magic became a icy blue color. (For spoilers I won't say why)
I gave her an additional fabric cover, and her red eye has been replaced by a golden one like Chronos (another thing I won't spoil)
I also gave her longer hair, with the idea that another character (Rhea, Chronos's (bitter) wife) insisted on Melinoe having long enough hair to at least put up and decorate.
I definitely tried to keep the silhouette Melinoe, just so she would be recognizable in a sense.
I know it's all kinda vague, but I really don't wish to spoil anything, but don't hesitate to ask, I don't mind answering questions.
#melinoe#hades ii#hades#hades spoilers#hades 2 spoilers#hades 2 oc#hades 2#chronos#chronos hades#melinoe hades#alternate universe#“a good grandfather”#greek mythology#greek gods
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“Am I going mad? I can’t die now and leave my boy behind. Dear God, please protect him.”
-‘Old Man’s Journal’
#ericsart#i am. very normal about that journal. so normal abt the fact that his grandfathers dying words wre praying to god to protect Luis#resident evil#resident evil fanart#re fanart#rebhfun#luis serra#luis sera#luis serra navarro#luis sera navarro#serennedy#luis sera fanart#luis serra fanart#re4r fanart#re4 fanart#resident evil 4#resident evil 4 remake#re4make#resident evil 4 fanart#leon kennedy#re4 luis#re4r luis#luis resident evil#resident evil luis#resident evil separate ways#seperate ways dlc#re4 separate ways#re4r separate ways#ada wong#luis re4
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I think no one has ever gotten to Willy the way that Scary has and I love that for her
#go girl#destroy your evil step great grandfather#as god intended#dndads#dungeons and daddies#dndaddies#scary marlowe#willy stampler
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Dune, or: "The House of Atreus continues to be mega-cursed even in the distant future in space"
#dune#dune part two#dune 2024#dune 2#paul atreides#atreides#house of atreus#greek mythology#sci fi#god i love it when mythology and sci fi intersect#it is so juicy#it took me far too long to remember where i'd heard the name before though#i wonder if that makes the baron the allegorical tantalus in this situation#as he is the grandfather of 'atreides'#baron harkonnen#the kin-slaying was already very mythological in theme#and the film was definitely leaning into those visuals#especially during the fight sequence w paul and feyd-rautha#i am Chewing this#tantalus
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