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10:50 PM EDT April 23, 2025:
The Wrong Numbers - "I'm Gonna Go Now" From the Compilation album   Teenage Shutdown Volume 10: The World Ain't Round, It's Square! (December 29, 1998)
Last song scrobbled from iTunes at Last.fm
From the semi-notorious series of compilations chronicling 60's garage.
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He did eventually sign it
#sonic movie universe#stobotnik#doctor ivo robotnik#agent stone#initially i wanted the marriage one to happen with movie 3 ivo#but then i remember the government erased all evidence of him and therefore he legally doesn't exist and can't get married#which i guess means that they also had to discover they were married and erase that too?#or i guess maybe they didn't realize and the only evidence of ivo Robotnik left is a marriage certificate only stone knows about#anyway this concept is unhinged for a number of reasons and that makes it very funny to me#first stone just. signing whatever the hell the doctor wants without checking what it is#you just know he signed dome heinous shit. body modification was probably included somewhere#then robotnik trying to trick him into marriage! why??#well i assure there's not a romantic thought in his head while doing it#he just thinks stone is his and that it should be official#but he also knows what it looks like so he didn't want stone to find out#also the fact that he doesn't even know the guy he's trying to marry'#real name like... okay#the fact that stone is not bothered by it and he in fact redid the certification so it would be official#THE FACT THAT THIS IMPLIES EVERYTHING ELSE HE SIGNED IS NOT LEGALLY BINDING BECAUSE HIS NAME WAS WRONG#you get it i think it's funny
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A Ghostly Text Mishap
Danny flopped onto his bed, phone in hand, glaring at the screen. Another long day of dealing with Vlad's manipulative nonsense had left him frustrated beyond belief. He opened his messages, found the contact labeled Trucker, and began furiously typing.
Danny: You will NOT believe what Plasmius did this time. The absolute NERVE of this guy. Youâd think being half-dead would make someone LESS petty, but nooo, this manâs ego is bigger than the Ghost Zone.
Danny: He tried to "buy" my parents' company AGAIN. He offered to âhelpâ with ghost containment tech but really just wants to snoop around for weaknesses in the portal.
Danny: AND he had the audacity to call me âLittle Badgerâ like itâs a term of endearment. I swear, if I hear that ONE MORE TIME, I might go full ghost and dropkick him into the Fenton Thermos.
Satisfied with his venting, Danny tossed his phone onto the bed and buried his face in his pillow. Unbeknownst to him, he had made one critical mistake.
Jason Todd, aka Red Hood, was sitting in his safe house, polishing his guns when his phone buzzed. He glanced at the screen.
Unknown Number: You will NOT believe what Plasmius did this timeâŠ
Jason raised an eyebrow. âWhat the hell is this?â he muttered, scrolling through the tirade. By the time he got to âLittle Badgerâ, he was smirking.
He typed back:
Jason: Kid, I think youâve got the wrong number. Unless this âPlasmiusâ guy is a Gotham villain Iâve somehow missed.
Dannyâs phone buzzed, and he rolled over to check it. His heart dropped when he saw the reply.
Danny: Oh no. This isnât Trucker, is it?
Jason: Nope. But youâve got my attention. Whoâs Plasmius, and why does he sound like the type of guy Iâd shoot on principle?
Danny hesitated, then decided to just roll with it.
Danny: Short version: heâs a half-ghost fruitloop billionaire whoâs obsessed with ruining my life, becoming my creepy stepdad, and taking over the world. Think Lex Luthor but undead and ickier.
Jason burst out laughing, earning a curious glance from Roy Harper, who had just walked in.
âWhoâs got you laughing like that?â Roy asked, setting down a bag of takeout.
âSome kid who texted me by mistake,â Jason replied, showing him the messages.
Roy skimmed them and snickered. âPlasmius? Sounds like a knockoff vampire villain.â
Jasonâs fingers flew over the keyboard.
Jason: Okay, kid, youâve officially got my interest. I donât know who you are, but if this Plasmius guyâs half as bad as you say, Iâve got some creative ways to deal with him. You in Gotham?
Danny stared at the message, blinking. Who even was this guy? But... he did sound like he knew how to handle problems.
Danny: Uh, no. Iâm from Amity Park. Itâs kind of a supernatural hotspot, so Iâve got it covered. But thanks for the offer, I guess?
Jason smirked.
Jason: Supernatural hotspot? Kid, youâre talking to someone whoâs been resurrected. Ghosts donât scare me.
Danny froze. Resurrected? Oh no. This guy might actually know about the supernatural.
Danny: ...Wait, who ARE you?
Jason: Nameâs Jason. Most people call me Red Hood. Ever heard of me?
Danny blinked, then groaned. âOf course. I text a vigilante. Just my luck.â
Danny: ...Yeah, Iâve heard of you. So, uh, thanks for not tracking this number and showing up at my house or something.
Jason: Yet.
Danny felt a shiver run down his spine.
Danny: Thatâs not funny, dude.
Jason: Relax, Little Badger. Your secretâs safe with me. For now. But hey, if you ever need help dealing with your undead billionaire problem, hit me up.
Danny sighed, shaking his head.
Danny: Sure. Thanks, I guess?
Jason leaned back, grinning as he saved the number under Ghost Kid.
âRoy, I think I just found the weirdest contact in my phone.â
âYou say that like itâs a bad thing,â Roy replied, tossing Jason a burger.
âNot bad. Just⊠different.â Jason chuckled. âPlasmius, huh? Sounds like fun.â
#danny phantom#danny fenton#dp x dc#blue rambles#crossover#random idea#writing ideas#batman#jason todd#danny phantom dc#wrong number#au#Jason is concerned and doing his best to keep the green at bay#Danny is freaking out cause he just spilled everything#oh no#danny is already stressed over his life#he doesnt need more#he totally does the disappearing peace out meme when he spots Redhood in town a few days later#and Redhood totally got Babs to hunt down the owner of the number and boy oh boy does that open a can of worms#anti-ecto acts piss him off cause he technically falls under it too#and thats just touching the surface of things that piss him off#dps fandom#dc x dp crossover#batfam#danny is a little shit#dpxdc#ghost king danny#dc x dp#sassy danny#danny being danny
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Did you guys know that Duke's tag on Ao3 only has 7,000 fics? Because I didn't.
#I knew this fandom didn't like Duke but jesus christ#Clark motherfucking kent is in more batman fanfics than duke is#by almost 2x#i mean i know he's a newer character and hasn't been around that long comparatively but god#based this on the number of fics in their tag btw so don't try to accuse me of getting it wrong#batfam#batfamily#batman#dick grayson#richard grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#tim drake#timothy drake#red robin#damian wayne#damian al ghul#robin#stephanie brown#spoiler#cassandra cain#cassandra wayne#orphan#black bat#batgirl#barbara gordon#duke thomas#the signal
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guy with no sense of personal space
#my art#haikyuu#bokuto#akaashi#hinata#tsukishima#kuroo#atsumu#konoha#daichi#scribbles ive been poking at for a while#i just think hes funnyyyyyyy#i accidentally drew him WITH THE WRONG NUMBER FDNVKD#i fixed it...
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bts + reductress headlines pt.14
#if seokjin can make a comeback after an outrageous number of months then so can i. it's a FESTA GROUP EDITION BABY!!#no but can you believe the last edition of this was seven months ago?!#i can because i've been wracked with guilt about it for- well - seven months or so now. but i digress.#hope you enjoy!! - tags for everyone!!#userdimple#raplineuser#annietrack#boongitrack#usersky#heyryen#usermaggie#userkelli#reductress#reductress headlines#textsfrombangtan#bts#now i must admit i've had a couple of these ones sent to me over the years (years?!) so i can't take full credit for this edition#i can't be sure but i'm thinking probably kayla and apryl so thanks very muchly darlings#apologies for the archival bangtan in the middle there but it was the most wtf is wrong with all my friends pic i could find#(i'm lying they're literally all like that)#see you in six months or so i guess? jfc
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Sorry, wrong number (H.S. One Shot) Part 2.
General Masterlist THIS IS A PART 2 - YOU CAN FIND PART 1 HERE Summary: A wrong-number text leads to an unexpected connection between a you and a stranger. What starts as a playful exchange quickly becomes the highlight of their days, leaving you curious about the man behind the messages.
A/n: OKAY again, i wasn't expecting SO MUCH love to this One shot, i actually wasn't expecting anything tbh, I want to thank @eileenrry for giving me the last push to publish it, ily đ„č. Just a reminder, english is not my first language bare with me with grammar. and it's also my first One shot so be gentle đ„č. Andddd this isnât the end thereâs one more part coming. Anddd please let me know if I missed someone in the tag list, Iâm trying to get used to tumblr again after a few years so everything itâs upside down for me.
Word count: 4.5k
Warnings: Use of y/n, slow burn but things catch up quickly at the end, a small vulnerable moment. (idk if it counts as angst, please let me now if i should add another warning)
You froze, gripping your cup as if it could somehow tether you to reality. Your mind racedâwhat were you supposed to do now? Walk over and say hi? Pretend you didnât see him? Was he expecting you to make the first move? Or maybe you were just desperately hoping to wake up from this fever dream.
Before you could decide, he pushed off the wall and started walking toward you. Shit. Shit. Shit. Your heart pounded in your chest. Every step he took felt deafening, like the slow-motion build-up to a climactic movie scene.
By the time he reached your table, you were caught between bolting for the door or sinking into your seat to avoid collapsing altogether. You knew him, of courseâwho didnât? A few years ago, you even considered going to one of his concerts but didnât manage to get tickets. It wasnât something that crushed you; you werenât the kind of fan to cry yourself to sleep over it. Instead, you shrugged it off with an âOkay, maybe next time.â
What you didnât know was that ânext timeâ would turn out to be a one-on-one meeting with him in a cafĂ©, while he tried (and failed) to stay incognito.
âHi,â he said, sliding off his sunglasses. That voiceâhis voiceâsent a shiver down your spine. And then came that signature, disarming smile. âIs this seat taken?â he asked as he sat down without waiting for an answer. Of course, it wasnât taken.
You stared at him, frozen, your mouth slightly parted. Every movement he made was deliberate yet casual, like he was completely at ease in this moment. Meanwhile, your brain was still scrambling to process whether this was real life or a fever dream. Somehow, you managed to breathe out a shaky, âHi.â
For a moment, the space between you was thick with silence, though not uncomfortableâjust charged. He gave you a sheepish smile, scratching the back of his neck like he wasnât entirely sure how to begin.
âI guess this is the part where the serial killer takes the victim,â he said, teasing to break the tension. âLucky for you, Iâm not oneâas you can see.â
You blinked, finally finding your voice, though it was a little wobbly. âNo, no, I clearly see youâre not a serial killer.â A nervous smile tugged at your lips, trying its best to outshine the chaos of emotions tumbling through you.
He chuckled softly, the sound warm and reassuring. âYeah. Guess fate wanted me to see if youâre as interesting in person as you are over text.â
Your face flushed, your mind racing to keep up. You werenât sure if it was from embarrassment, disbelief, or something else entirelyâa weird kind of thrill that you couldnât quite place.
âWell,â you said, fighting to steady your voice, âI guess this is where I admit I didnât think you were realâor at least, not this real.â
âHow not âthis realâ?â he asked, his head tilting slightly as curiosity glinted in his eyes. âI mean, Iâm way too real right now.â
âLike⊠I thought I was texting a random Harry,â you said, stumbling through your words, trying to explain yourself without sounding completely ridiculous.
âIâm still a random Harry,â he replied with a small shrug, a faint smirk tugging at his lips.
Well, he wasnât exactly wrong. To himself, he was just Harryânot the Harry. You sat there for a moment, considering his words. In some strange way, nothing about him being this Harry changed what youâd already come to know. It didnât undo the weeks of shared thoughts, the genuine conversations, the effortless way you clicked.
You thought about the little quirks youâd picked up from his textsâthe way he used emojis just enough to be endearing but not overkill, the offhanded pictures of random things heâd shared, the teasing yet thoughtful tone that felt so easy to respond to. Famous or not, none of that felt fake.
âYouâre right,â you said finally, a small smile breaking through your nervousness. âYouâre still just Harry. The same Harry who asked for help picking nail polish colors like it wasnât a BIG decision for a BIG brandâ His laugh came easily, soft but genuine. âHey, it wasnât that big, i told you i already had those colors in mind.â He leaned forward slightly, resting his elbows on the table. âBut honestly, Iâm glad it was you on the other side of those texts.â
You swallowed hard, your pulse still racing, but his wordsâand the way he said themâsettled something in you. Maybe this wasnât as surreal as it seemed. Maybe it was just two people who happened to find each other, one text at a time. âWhy glad?â you asked, frowning slightly, not quite understanding what he meant. He leaned back a little, a soft smile playing on his lips as he considered his response.
âBecause,â he said after a moment, âitâs rare these days to have a conversation that feels real, you know? No filters, no pretense. Just⊠people being themselves. And with you, it felt like that from the start.â
You blinked, his words hitting a little deeper than you expected.
âI mean, I didnât know I was texting someone who I needed filters for to begin with,â you joked, trying to lighten the moment. He laughed, the sound warm and easy, a sound that felt like it reached across the table and wrapped around you. âThatâs the point,â he said.
You paused, taking in his words. It felt big, weighty, yet oddly simple at the same time. Like he was trying to say something beyond the words themselves, but without complicating it. Instead of overthinking it, you just nodded, letting out a small, genuine smile. âWell,â you said softly, meeting his eyes, âIâm glad it was me, too.â
He didnât have much time that day, just stopping for a coffee on his way to the studio. You secretly wished this was that rom-com moment because moments like this only existed in movies, right? After some light small talk about the coffee and an exchange of polite goodbyes, he stood up to leave. You stayed behind, frozen, letting it all sink inâthis wasnât a dream. You felt butterflies over a pop star. Youâd been talking to him for more than a month without knowing. Suddenly, your boring, predictable life felt like it belonged to someone else. It didnât even matter what would happen from now onâthis was your story.
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"Morning, Tulip đ·. Todayâs question: Favorite recent album of all time?"
You didnât expect a text from him the morning after. You figured heâd need time to process the fact that youâd actually met in person. But no, there he was, texting you like nothing had changed, his chill demeanor so endearing it almost made your heart ache.
"Is this a trick question?" you replied, grinning at your phone. "Because I donât want to hurt your feelings if I donât say itâs one of your albums."
The thought was surrealâbantering and teasing Harry Styles over text? That was straight out of fanfic material. (A/n: Not me breaking the fourth wall in my first fic lol.)
"Donât worry, I wasnât expecting you to say one of my albums," he replied. Of course, he wasnât.
"âYouâ by Larry Lovestein," you texted back after a moment of thought.
"Love that," he responded quickly.
How was anyone supposed to concentrate on mundane daily tasks after meeting Harry Styles in a cafĂ© the day before? And not only that, but he was texting you like you were the most interesting person in the world. AndâANDâhe had a nickname for you! A nickname.
"Y/N?" Gwenâs voice jolted you back to reality. You blinked twice, trying to refocus. "Yes?"
"Coffee?" she asked, smirking knowingly as she handed you a cup. "Whatâs up with you?" she said, sitting down next to you.Â
"Nothing⊠just⊠clients, emails," you said quickly, trying to act like your insides werenât throwing a full-blown party.
"Clients and emails, huh?" Gwen raised a skeptical eyebrow. "Iâve never seen you smile like that over clients and emails."
You swallowed hard, thankful she wasnât too nosy. You didnât want to risk sharing too much, not when you were casually texting with Harry Styles. That thought lingeredâWhy did he trust you? He couldâve easily stayed anonymous. He couldâve walked away from the cafĂ© and pretended it never happened. Instead, he chose to tell you. It was terrifying to imagine how vulnerable that decision mustâve been for him. What if you were the wrong person? Someone whoâd plaster it all over social media the next day? The weight of his trust settled over you, and for the first time, you realized just how fragile this connection wasâand how much you wanted to protect it.
You werenât rushing into anything; neither of you were. It was easy, light, and funâlike reconnecting with a long-lost friend, only this friend was Harry Styles. Over the next month, the âquestion gameâ continued, but it evolved. There were more pictures, videos, and now⊠voice notes. Yes, voice notes. You couldnât help but replay them at the end of the day, savoring the sound of his voice as if it were a melody written just for you.
The intimacy deepened as more pieces of your lives were shared. Selfies of him at the studio, casual and effortlessâselfies meant only for you. These werenât circulating on Twitter or stashed in some secret Reddit thread. They were yours alone. And you shared back: snapshots of your day-to-day lifeâyour desk cluttered with coffee cups, a corner of your office bathed in sunlight, and even a shy selfie taken at the cafĂ© table where youâd first met him.
You didnât know if you could call it a real friendship just yet, but it certainly felt like one. There was a comfortable rhythm between you now, a bond that felt genuine and unforced.
He clearly didnât have much free time to casually meet again, though you hadnât asked. The idea of seeing him in person again was both thrilling and terrifying. It wasnât just his fameâit was the weight of the connection you were building. Trust was a fragile thing, and you both seemed to understand that. Brick by brick, you were quietly constructing something that felt worth protecting.
âHowâs THIS cold today??â you texted, attaching a selfie where only your eyes peeked out from beneath two bulky jackets, a beanie, and a scarf. The icy weather was relentless, and staying home had been the original plan, but of course, the two important files you needed were on your office computer.
âHow are you OUT in THIS cold? Thatâs the questionâ he replied almost immediately
âI need some files I left at the office. Forgot to upload them yesterdayâ
âDonât freeze out thenâ
âIâll try.â
You smiled at the screen, tucking your phone back into your pocket. It was so easyâhe was so easy to talk to. You didnât feel the need to answer immediately, and you didnât panic when he didnât either. It was a natural back-and-forth, effortless and grounding. The way he interacted with you made you feel like he wasnât someone crazy famous, like he was just Harryâyour Harry, in a way. And you hadnât told anyone yet. It wasnât exactly a secret, but you hesitated to share it. How would people react? Would they even believe you? For now, you were content to keep it to yourself. It felt special this way, untouched by the opinions or expectations of others. Just you and him, chatting like old friends.
In your mind, it was going to be a quick tripâdrive downtown, grab the files, and rush back home under a cozy blanket. In your mind. But life had other plans, didnât it?Â
Sliding into your car after uploading the files and rubbing your hands for warmth, you turned the key in the ignition. A rusty, choking sound filled the air, followed by... nothing. âIâm sorry??â you exclaimed, staring at the dashboard as though sheer willpower would coax it to life. âNo, no, no, you can break down TOMORROW! Not now!â Your fingers fumbled to turn the key again, and again, each attempt more pathetic than the last.
With a defeated sigh, you slumped back against the seat, a puff of breath visible in the freezing air. Accepting your fate, you pulled out your phone and opened your insurance app to report the issue. Unsurprisingly, the weather had caused delays, and it would be a while before they could send a tow truck. You quickly snapped a screenshot of the insurance chat and sent it to Harry.Â
âI donât know if I can keep my promise of not freezing out.â
His reply came almost instantly. âWhat?? Your car broke down??â
âYep. They say itâs going to be a while because of the weatherâ you texted back.
âWhere you at?â
âParked in front of my office,â you replied, your stomach doing a small flip at how fast he was responding.
âNo, I mean the addressâ he sent back.
Your heart skipped a beat. Was he serious? You immediately typed back
âDonât even try it, Iâm fineeee,âÂ
You lied, knowing full well you werenât fine at all. But it wasnât the cold or the broken-down car that had your stomach in knots. It was the thought of Harry coming to âsave youâ that sent a swarm of butterflies into overdrive. Because it wouldnât just mean Harry coming to help. It meant seeing him againâreally seeing himâsince the big reveal. No screen between you, no casual texts to ease the nerves. Just him, in person, showing up for you in a way that made it harder to ignore what was happening between you two.
And as much as that idea thrilled you, it scared you just the same.
âPlease?â
That was all it took. How can a girl resist a please from Harry Styles? Go ahead, iâll be here waiting if you find someone. You sighed, caved, and typed the address, pressing send without overthinking. He didnât reply, but he didnât need toâyou both knew what was about to happen. No confirmation was necessary.
Twenty-six minutes later, you were bundled in your car, trying to stay warm and still, counting down the seconds until the surreal became reality. The street was eerily quietâonly a few brave souls trudging through the cold. Who in their right mind would be out in this weather? Thatâs when you saw itâa black car pulling up right in front of yours. Your breath hitched as you recognized him in the rearview mirror, his eyes catching yours for a fleeting moment. Then, your phone buzzed.
âDid you order an Uber?â
You let out a chuckle, a mix of nerves and amusement, and grabbed your purse. Stepping out into the biting cold. Sliding into the passenger seat, everything about this moment felt surreal. The warmth of the car, the subtle hum of the engine, and, most of all, himâHarry, sitting next to you like this was the most natural thing in the world. Your movements felt slower, deliberate, as though your body and mind were bracing themselves for what this meant. Sitting in the same car with Harry Styles wasnât something you had ever imagined happening, not like this.
âHi againâ you said softly, your breath visible in the cold air.
âHiâ he replied, flashing that disarming smile. âNeed a friendly lift? or should I just keep pretending Iâm an Uber driver?â You laughed, the tension melting just a little.Â
âWell, that dependsâŠwhatâs your rating?â
âSolid five stars,â he said, easing the moment even further. And just like that, the butterflies in your stomach settled into something a little calmer, a little more certain.
âSounds good then,â you replied, falling into a silence that was more reflective than awkward. Your mind was spinning with a million thoughtsâwhat this meant, how this even happened, and whether youâd wake up any second now.
âSo, where to?â he asked, breaking the silence with a soft smile.
âOh! Right,â you snapped out of your daze, quickly explaining where you lived. It hit you how crazy this wasâmonths ago, youâd been so cautious, terrified to even drop a vague hint about your location. And now? Now, Harry Styles was driving you to your apartment.
âYou really didnât have to,â you said, glancing at him.
âI know,â he replied, flashing a smile that made your heart stutter.
The drive was⊠nice. Surprisingly nice. The small talk flowed naturallyânot forced, not the awkward kind youâd exchange in an elevator. It felt easy, even comforting. If you didnât look at him for too long, you were almost able to suppress the butterflies fluttering in your stomach. Almost.
âWerenât you busy? Itâs a Thursday,â you asked, realizing the absurdity of the situation.
âYou really think I know what day it is?â he replied, his tone light and sincere, not smug or pretentiousâjust endearingly innocent. You couldnât help but laugh.Â
âWhat, no color-coded calendar?â
He shook his head, grinning. âNope. Iâve got the schedule of a 60-year-old retiree, not a nine-to-fiver. Days kind of blend together, you know?â
And there it was againâthat disarming charm that made it all feel so normal. So easy. Like this wasnât the most surreal thing that had ever happened to you.
âYeah, I shouldâve guessed,â you muttered with a small smile, trying to keep your voice steady.
The whole drive, your mind raced with scenarios. What would happen when you reached your apartment? Do you invite him in? Do you just thank him and say goodbye? And ifâby some miracleâhe did come in, did you even remember to pick up the clothes from the bathroom floor? But before you could spiral any further, his voice cut through your thoughts, casual and confident, like he already had the answers to all your questions.
âCan I invite myself over for a tea?â he asked, pulling into a parking spot in front of your building.
You blinked, caught off guard. âI was going to invite you,â you said quickly, defending yourself as you scrambled to regain composure.
âNo, you werenât,â he replied with a teasing grin, already stepping out of the car. And just like that, you knew the decision had been made for you. Butterflies? Gone. Theyâd evolved into full-blown fireworks. You shakily opened the door, praying the apartment was in some semblance of order. To your relief, aside from two glasses sitting on the kitchen counter, everything was in place.
âYou can still blow me off if youâre busy,â he said, stepping inside and glancing around, taking in your space with quiet curiosity.
âItâs fine. Perks of being a freelancer,â you replied, heading to the kitchen and opening a cabinet to search for tea. âI donât have many flavors, though,â you admitted, scanning the limited options.
âWell, itâs a good thing I like most,â he said with an easy grin. âIâll have whatever youâre having.â
âOkay,â you said softly, smiling as you set the kettle on to boil. While waiting for the water to heat, you found yourself watching him. He wandered a bit, casually inspecting the books on the shelf, a framed photo on the wall, and the little details of your life.
It was surrealâa good surrealâwatching Harry Styles in your apartment, as if it were the most normal thing in the world. Like how? How was this happening? And why did it feel so oddly natural, like a longtime friend had stopped by for a chat?
The sharp whistle of the kettle broke your trance. You quickly poured the tea, handing him one of the steaming mugs.
âThanks,â he said, taking it with a small nod. Then, as if sensing your disbelief, he gave you a sly smile. âYou okay?â
âYeah,â you lied, taking a sip of your tea to avoid answering further. Were you okay? Absolutely not.
He sat down on the couch, cradling the mug in his hands, and you followed, sitting on the armchair across from him. The silence wasnât awkwardâit was comfortable, filled with the sound of the occasional sip of tea and the faint hum of the heater working overtime against the cold.
âNice place,â he said, his eyes scanning the room again before settling on you. âFeels very...you.â
You tilted your head, curious. âWhat does âmeâ feel like?â
He chuckled softly. âWarm, cozy. A little bit of chaos in the details.â He nodded toward the stack of papers on your desk.
You groaned and put your head in your hands. âOkay, maybe I wasnât fully prepared for company.â
âNah, itâs perfect,â he said, grinning. âMakes it feel real.â
You smiled at that, the tension in your shoulders easing. âAnd your place? Whatâs it like?â
He leaned back, thinking for a moment. âDepends which one,â he teased, and you rolled your eyes dramatically.Â
âOkay, fancy. You know what I mean. The one that feels most like home.â
His expression softened. âItâs quiet. Lots of books. A few random things Iâve collected over the years. Nothing too extravagant.â
âThatâs not what I imagined,â you admitted honestly.
He raised an eyebrow. âWhat did you imagine?â
You hesitated, wondering if you should hold back or just say it. âI donât know. Something...flashier? Like an MTV Cribs episode or something.â He laughed, a deep, genuine sound that filled the room.
âGod, no. Iâd hate living like that. Flashy isnât my thing.â
The conversation flowed from thereâeffortless and natural. You talked about little things, like favorite movies and weird food combinations, and at some point, you stopped feeling like you had to pinch yourself. It just felt like two people enjoying tea on a cold day. Eventually, though, the tea mugs were empty, and the silence settled in again, this time heavier with unspoken thoughts.
âI should probably get going soon,â he said, breaking the stillness.
Your heart sank a little, but you nodded. âRight. Of course.â
He stood, stretching a bit, and you followed him to the door. He hesitated there, turning to look at you with a small, almost shy smile.
âThanks for the tea,â he said, lingering. âAnd...for letting me pick you up.â
âAnytime,â you said softly, and you meant it.
As he stepped out into the cold, he glanced back one last time. âSee you soon?â
âYeah,â you said, watching him walk to his car, the promise of âsoonâ hanging in the air. You closed the door behind him, leaning against it as you exhaled a breath you didnât realize you were holding. The room felt emptier now, even though heâd only been there for a short time. You glanced at the two empty mugs on the table, a small smile tugging at your lips.
For a moment, you let yourself replay everything in your mindâthe way he casually fit into your space, the warmth in his voice, the way he lingered just a little before leaving. But then, your phone buzzed.
âThanks again. Made the cold much more bearable.â
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âAre you dating someone?â Gwen asked, her smile widening as she caught you grinning at your phone.
 âWhat? No, I wouldâve told you,â you replied quickly, placing your phone face down on the table. Normally, that wouldâve been trueâyouâd tell her about a new guy or someone interesting in your life without hesitation. But this wasnât a normal situation. This was different. And as much as you tried to keep it hidden, clearly your expression was giving something away.
âWould you, though?â she teased, leaning in slightly, her tone playful but probing.
âYes, I promise,â you said, hoping to sound convincing. Deep down, you felt a twinge of guilt. Youâd apologize later for lying to herâsheâd understand. At least, you hoped she would.
âWhatâs something youâve never told anyone before?â
You hesitated, the weight of his question lingering in the air. âSomething Iâve never told anyone?â you said to yourself, stalling, your mind racing. âOkay⊠when I was younger, I used to think I wasnât enough for the things I really wanted. Like, Iâd convince myself it was better not to try because failing would just prove it. I donât think Iâve ever told anyone that before.â
You stared at the text, feeling vulnerable. Naked even. It wasnât easy to admit things like that, not even to yourself. But somehow, with him, it didnât feel as scary. The way he spoke, the way he made you feel like heâd never judge you, created a space that felt safe.
"I think wanting things, letting yourself want them, is the bravest part. Like⊠taking that first step, you know? Even if itâs scary. Besides, from what I can tell, youâre more than enough. Probably always have been. You just needed to catch up to it."
You read that, smiling softly at your screen. It was strangeâhow he could make you feel like all those nagging voices in your head didnât stand a chance against his words. Like he had this way of dissolving your doubts faster than your therapist ever could. Maybe it was because you believed him so easily, the way he spoke like he knew something you didnât, like he could see a future you hadnât dared to imagine yet.
"Wow, how much you charge per therapy session?" you texted, hoping to lighten the moment without brushing it off. "Your turn," you added, nudging him back into the conversation.
The pause before his response wasnât long, but it was enough to make you wonder what he might say next.
"Sometimes, I miss being no one. Just⊠Harry. Not Harry Styles. I love what I do, donât get me wrong. But thereâs a part of me that wishes I could walk into a room and not feel like I have to be something for everyone. Itâs strange. How can you be surrounded by people all the time and still feel like no one really sees you?"
You read his words slowly, letting them settle in. And then it hit youâboth of you knew the feeling. Both of you felt seen by each other in the way you both wanted to be seen. It didnât need to be said out loud, but it was there, clear as water.
"I met you as Just Harry. And âJust Harryâ is pretty awesome to me đ. I still see Just Harry"
His reply came almost instantly.
"Thanks, Tulip đ·â€ïž."
You stared at the screen, your heart skipping a beat. The little red heart stood out in the conversation like a tiny, unspoken promise. It was the first one either of you had shared. And somehow, it felt like a beginning.
The day went on as usual, no more texts exchanged. Both of you were busy, focused on work, yet your mind kept wandering back to Harry. How everything between you was unfoldingâit wasnât painfully slow, but it wasnât rushing either. It was just⊠perfect.
You couldnât help but smile at the thought of him. Sometimes you even laughed, scrolling through the gossip and pictures of him on Twitter. THIS is the man you knew? The same man who shared something he hadnât told anyone else? It felt surreal.
Millions of people thought they knew him, adored him, and claimed a piece of him for themselves. But youâyou really knew him. In a way that was different. Special. Personal. It was crazy to think about, but somehow, it felt right.
You were scrolling through many tweets in bed when it came. Another text.
"Iâve been around the world and back, and I still find myself wanting to talk to you about everything. What does that mean?"
PART 3
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leverage is so fucking funny. man manages to find the most mentally ill and neurodivergent group of thieves on the market + an even more mentally ill guy whose literal job description was trying to chase all of them, and forces them into a found family speed-run by trying to blow them all up. they lowkey stage a full fucking country wide coup and are like eh đ€· just another wednesday. this might be a fun place to vacation tho i guess. sophie shows up to her own funeral twice. they're so good at convincing people of their shit that they make a guy's body start reacting to an illness he doesn't have because it isn't real. go completely out on a limb and basically hand this one guy a new password for his computer so they can get into it and he goes with it. parker and hardison have straight up just "fake it 'till you make it"d into the fbi without even attempting to cover their tracks beyond just These Two Guys. half their clients never asked to be their clients and don't know they're their clients, and the other half are random people who find them who fuckin knows how, meanwhile no government agency can track them down without selling their soul to sterling. they make a point to have a dramatic scene w a Big Bad Shadowy Government Guy who doesn't actually get caught or brought to justice or anything telling them he's going to hunt them all down, and in any other show this would probably earn at least a minor arc later on but he literally never shows up again. an entire season finale hinged on a cake and a bunch of clams. they accidentally made eliot a celebrity not once, not twice, but three times. parker blew up her foster parents' house when she was like. nine. and it's hardly a footnote. hardison is just casually an artistic prodigy but it's only ever brought up for the most background of background gags. eliot's biggest beef with parker and hardison for like two and a half seasons is that they won't stop making weird food with lasers and refuse to realize they can't make a decent beer to save their lives. sophie's immediate response to being shot is to call her shooter a wanker. there's a character who has literally killed a man with a mop and they had the audacity to only put her in one episode.
#leverage my beloved <3#ramble#leverage#i also feel the need to point out that. while yes sophie did show up to her own funeral twice. she also technically was the driver to bring#her own ''corpse'' to wherever interpol was sending it lmfao#re: eliot being made a celeb 3 times bc some people are confusedâcountry singer; baseball player; hockey player#didnt count the knockout job bc i think that was p local focused? could be wrong#re: character who killed a man w a mop = mikel dayan (hitter from the two live crew job)#this post is getting people interested in leverage lets goooooooo#this post has also officially surpassed the number of people i expected to ever know or care about leverage by several thousands#bc even though logically i know it aired as an actual tv show over several years and a lot of people probably saw it#that does not compute in my head#leverage spoilers
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Oh, Aang, you're really in it now...
This is ZuâI mean, Jian Li and Katara's second meeting in the Kyoshi Warriors AU. The first proper one, anyway.
Once they get through a minor difference of opinion or two (âI can carry my own basket!â âNever said youââ âI'm not weak!â âI didn'tââ âJust because I'm a girl doesn't meanââ âWould you listen for once, woman?!â ) they'll become nearly inseparable.
For now Jian Li will carry Katara's basket all the way to the Kyoshi Warriors' dojo and, once there, they'll mercilessly tease Sokka when they see him in uniform.
#zutara#atla#zuko#avatar the last airbender#katara#kyoshi warriors au#atla art#atla fanart#prince zuko#katara of the southern water tribe#kyoshi warrior ursa au#kyoshi warrior zuko#zutara fanart#zutara au#zuko fanart#atla zuko#katara fanart#kyoshi warriors#kyoshi island#They're a complete menace once they get going. Breaking hearts all over the Earth Kingdom and turning Sokka's hair grey prematurely#Aang is just a little puppy who made a few sarcastic remarks at the wrong time. But it got Zuko thinking out loud so that works too#Katara heard him and while she very secretly agrees (what did he mean âthat doesn't sound like fun eitherâ? He should've helped her!)...#she's also the Avatar's number one defender and needs to protect his honor. Agni bless the child.#And then poor Zuko offers to carry her basket because he's seen her do all the work alone and the freaking Avatar has just refused to help#And momma Ursa raised a gentleman. So of course he wants to help!#But Katara's had to deal with Sokka's âtraditional views on womenâ all the way to Kyoshi and Aang is busy with his little fanclub#And now this extremely handsome stranger who's really just trying to be nice (he's also so awkward it's adorable) offers to carry her basket#And he's being really nice and sweet and considerate about it damn it#Of course she snaps!#She still thanks him for his help tho. Once they absolutely murder Sokka with their teasing they become a package deal.
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6:43 PM EST January 19, 2025:
The Wrong Numbers - "I'm Gonna Go Now" From the Compilation album   Teenage Shutdown Volume 10: The World Ain't Round, It's Square! (December 29, 1998)
Last song scrobbled from iTunes at Last.fm
From the semi-notorious series of compilations chronicling 60's garage.
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Wrong Number | Rooster x Reader
Summary:Â Bradley was planning on a quiet night at home with a beer and a basketball game on TV. When he receives a text from a wrong number, he's left looking at a beautiful photo of you. Now he just needs to persuade you to ditch the guy you meant to text and focus on him instead.
Warnings: Fluff, swearing, slight dirty talk, Bradley touching himself
Length: 4700 words
Pairing: Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw x Female Reader
This was written for Rocktober. Check out my masterlist for more. Banner made by @thedroneranger
Bradley had endured such a long week at work, all he wanted to do was change out of his uniform, grab a beer from his fridge and lounge around on the couch in his underwear without a responsibility in sight. Nobody should have to work until ten on a Friday night, but it had taken him that long to sort through the massive stack of paperwork from Admiral Simpson. At least now he had nothing planned for the rest of his evening.
His apartment was too hot, and the cold bottle of beer pressed to his bare thigh as he reached for the TV remote left some droplets of condensation. It felt good. He took another sip as his phone vibrated next to him. With a soft grunt, he abandoned the remote in favor of the phone and unlocked it with his pass code.
There was a new text from an unknown number. And there was a photo attached. He grimaced, afraid of what he was going to find if he tapped on it. He read the phone number twice, but it didn't sound familiar beyond the San Diego area code. He let his head tip back as he recalled the time he pissed Nat off and she gave his phone number to a random sailor in retaliation. Bradley really hoped he wasn't going to have to kindly ask someone to stop sending him dick pics like last time.Â
Before he lost the nerve, he tapped on the message, and his screen was suddenly filled with a photo of a woman who looked just a few years younger than him. And she was hot. He paused with his beer bottle halfway to his lips before letting it settle back down to his thigh.Â
Hey, Alan. It's me. So now you have my phone number, too.
Bradley didn't know who the hell Alan was, but he wasn't mad about the mix-up. This photo was something else. It almost looked like it was taken in the bathroom at the Hard Deck. The lighting was bad, and there was a paper towel dispenser in the background, but whoever you were.... damn, you were stunning. All pretty features and smiling like you had a secret.Â
It took him a moment to stop staring at the photo and return to the previous screen and your message. He was going to have to tell you that he wasn't Alan and that you had the wrong number, but he just sat there and tapped his phone case instead. He didn't even like the name Alan, but damn if he didn't want to be Alan right now. That lucky bastard had you interested in him.Â
Bradley was wondering how the mix-up happened in the first place as he drafted up a text to you. Only some sort of fucking idiot wouldn't check and double check that he gave you the right number. "Amateurs," he mumbled as he typed with a little smirk on his face.
Hey, sorry to inform you, but this actually isn't Alan. However, I wouldn't mind one bit if you kept sending me the photos that are meant for him.
He hit send and tossed his phone aside, assuming you'd just block him and move on with your night. He brought his beer bottle back to his lips and enjoyed the way the drink helped cool him down while he contemplated taking a shower, but when he reached for the remote again, his phone vibrated.Â
There was another message from the same number. Intrigued, Bradley unlocked his phone again, and he was pleased to see another text and another photo.
Hi, Not-Alan. Sorry about that! I hope you have a great night.
This photo was similar to the first one, except that you were flipping him the peace sign and winking which made Bradley laugh. You seemed fun, even through this limited interaction. And he was sure that was the ladies' bathroom at the Hard Deck, which pissed him off, because he got out of work so late he didn't feel like going out tonight. Maybe if he had been there, you wouldn't have been talking to Alan in the first place.
"Damn it." He was intrigued. He wanted to know more about this.
My night is substantially better now that I have two photos of you. So where did Alan get off to anyway? And why is he trying to steal my phone number?
This time Bradley was dying for another response. But it didn't come. He stared at his phone for a solid minute before returning to his beer and downing the rest of the bottle. Still nothing. He stood and made his way into the kitchen, tossing his empty into the recycling bin before getting another one from the fridge and eyeing up the food situation. He should probably eat something, but he swore he heard his phone vibrating. When he looked over to the couch, the screen was lit up.Â
He slammed the fridge door and opened the new bottle before heading back to his phone. There was no photo this time, but there was a new message.
I actually lost Alan in the crowd, so really, the man could be just about anywhere. And I don't think he was trying to steal your number at all, Not-Alan. He wrote it on my palm, and it smeared before I could add it to my phone.
"Okay," Bradley said out loud. "Now we're getting somewhere." He sat down on the couch with his beer on the coffee table and started a new message.Â
Alan should learn how to write neater in the future, because he's missing out here. You have to double check that someone who looks like you got the number right. Everyone knows that.
Bradley decided that he was going to have no shame for the night. Not as long as you kept writing back to him. He was contemplating how to save your number in his phone when another selfie with a message came through. You were out by the bar at the Hard Deck with a smile on your face, and you were holding up your palm complete with Bradley's smeared phone number.
Does this number look familiar, Not-Alan? Still no actual Alan in sight, by the way.Â
Bradley supposed that the 7 could have been mistaken for a 1. Or maybe Alan's phone number had a 5 that got smeared into a 6. It didn't really matter. Bradley was going to shoot his shot and hope Alan didn't resurface.Â
Good, Alan can just stay lost. What's your name, pretty girl?
Then he saved your number as Pretty Girl, and this time he did manage to turn the TV on while he waited with his phone in his hand. He muted the Clippers game and picked up his beer before promptly setting it back down again.
Pretty Girl: Not so fast, Not-Alan. You tell me your name first. And how old you are. And your blood type and the last four of your social security number.Â
Bradley laughed and started typing. He realized he hadn't stopped smiling for the last twenty minutes as he hit send.
I'm Bradley. I'm 34. O positive. 2305.
On a regular night, the basketball game would have held his attention, but tonight he couldn't stop looking at his phone. "Come on, Pretty Girl," he muttered, running his beer bottle along his thigh before taking a sip.Â
Pretty Girl: Okay, Bradley. You have my attention. Send me a selfie exactly where you are, and I'll think about telling you my name. No changing into something nicer. No fixing your hair. Just a selfie. Right now.
Bradley looked down at himself in just his black boxer briefs and mumbled, "If you say so." When he set his phone camera to selfie mode, he looked at the screen and realized his hair still looked pretty decent from work. So he went ahead and took a picture where he was wearing a bit of a skeptical smirk, and he sent it before he could think twice.Â
And now his heart was beating a little faster. This was probably where you'd stop responding. Oh hell, at least he went for it, but a few minutes later, you still hadn't sent anything back to him. Maybe he could have tried to hide the scars on his neck and cheek, but what was the point? Clearly you were sending him actual selfies you'd taken tonight, and he did exactly what you'd told him to. Then his phone vibrated.
Pretty Girl: Do you really expect me to believe that you're not just googling "hot shirtless guy with a mustache", downloading a photo, and trying to pass it off as yourself?
He tipped his head back and laughed. There was just something about you. He didn't even know your name or what your voice sounded like, but he could already tell he was going to like both of those things. If you ever told him or let him hear you.
That's really me. Promise. Will you tell me your name now? Or do I have to keep calling you Pretty Girl?
He was wondering if you were still at the bar, surrounded by guys like Alan who would love to take you home while you were chatting with him. And he hoped the next text would contain your name. But you just ignored him when you wrote back a few minutes later.Â
Pretty Girl: Prove you're not just sending some photos of a random hot dude. Go stand by your open refrigerator and take a selfie. Then take another one with your toothbrush.Â
"She's a handful," Bradley murmured as he stood with a smile. He carried his beer into the kitchen, opened his refrigerator and snapped a selfie where the fridge light somehow accentuated his features nicely. Then he left his beer on the counter while he went into his bathroom. He was actively trying not to smile for this one where he had his red toothbrush hanging out of the side of his mouth, but he was on the verge of laughing at how ridiculous his night turned out to be.Â
He typed up a message and attached both photos and then sent them off while he finished his beer at the kitchen counter, Clippers game forgotten.Â
What is this, Pretty Girl? A hostage negotiation? I already told you, that's really me.
It didn't take too long for you to respond this time, and Bradley wasn't even letting his screen dim long enough to need to unlock it now.
Pretty Girl: Are you naked in these photos?
"Jesus," he muttered. Of course he wasn't. Did you want him to be? Shit, he needed to stop thinking about that.
No! I'm wearing underwear. You told me not to get changed or anything.
He felt flushed and too warm as he set his phone down on the counter and went to open some windows. Then he walked a few laps around his apartment in an effort to chill the fuck out. He wasn't even with you, and you were under his skin.Â
When he returned to his phone, there was a selfie and a message waiting for him. In the photo, you were sipping a drink, and the way the straw pressed to your perfect lips had him practically moaning.Â
Pretty Girl: My friend thinks there's something wrong with me. I'm at a Navy bar in San Diego at the moment. There are hot guys galore, and yet I'm glued to my phone.Â
"Shit, shit, shit." Bradley thought about getting dressed and heading out to the bar himself. Then maybe he could hear you tell him your name in person right before he pulled the straw away from your mouth and kissed you.
How much longer are you going to be at the Hard Deck, Pretty Girl?
Bradley started heading for his bedroom closet when his phone vibrated in his hand.
Pretty Girl: How do you know I'm at the Hard Deck? Do I need to smash my phone to bits and go into hiding?
"Fuck," he grunted, typing so quickly he had to go back and fix several spelling errors before he could send it. The last thing he wanted to do was make you uncomfortable, so he paused before getting any clothing out of his closet.
Because I'm in the Navy, and I live in San Diego. And I recognized the inside of the bathroom from the first photo you sent me. I swear I'm not creepy. You can ask Penny, the bartender and owner of that fine establishment. I spend enough time there. Show her my photo.
Bradley collapsed onto his bed with his forearm over his eyes and his phone clutched to his chest. He didn't have to check the time to know it had been a while since he texted you. He also didn't have to look at his phone to know it was after midnight now and that you and he had been chatting for almost two hours. Bradley jolted when the phone vibrated against his chest.
Pretty Girl: Okay. Alright. Penny is a sweetheart, and your story checks out. Also, she told me your call sign and then told me to have you verify what it is for my own peace of mind. So what is it, Bradley? And how do you know what the ladies' restroom here looks like?
Oh, he was going to owe Penny big time. He typed away as he lay sprawled out on his bed.
My call sign is Rooster. And as for your bathroom question.... are you really going to make me answer that?
Bradley closed his eyes and thought about the girl who had taken him into the bathroom with her last year. He was pretty sure she had brown hair, but other than that, he couldn't really recall. But he did remember looking at that paper towel holder on the wall and the framed photo of an F/A-14 that was hanging over it while he was in there with her.Â
He wouldn't mind taking a trip there with you, that was for sure. Or maybe you and he could skip the scandalous bar hookup and just go right to dinner or a movie. For some reason, he thought he might actually prefer that.
Pretty Girl: Be back soon. I'm getting a ride home.
Bradley mused out loud, "It better not be from Alan." Shit, he could have offered to go pick you up and make sure you got home safely. He'd only had those two beers all night, and now he was picturing some faceless guy named Alan driving you home and pawing at you.
He texted you back.
Let me know when you get home, okay? And you can always just call me.
With a sigh, he got out of bed and plugged his phone in, not sure what to expect at this point. He went back into the bathroom and used his red toothbrush. And then he went back to the living room and closed all the windows. When he was in his room again, he had no new notifications as he climbed in bed. He was about to text you again and check in when his phone rang.
CALL FROM Pretty Girl
Bradley was smiling as he answered. "Hey, Pretty Girl."
A soft laugh preceded your voice, and he had to bite the inside of his cheek as you said, "Hi, Bradley with the O positive blood. Are you trying to tell me that you were in that bar bathroom with a girl?"
He found himself laughing. "Can I plead the fifth?"
When you moaned softly, he dropped his phone onto the pillow and had to scramble to get it. "Oh, my god. Even your voice is sexy."
Okay. He should not be on the verge of touching himself after you spoke three whole sentences to him. "You make it home safely?" he asked, trying to play it cool as he thought about those photos you sent him.Â
"Mmhmm. A very nice man named Alan drove me home. He's right here next to me as I get changed for bed."
Bradley thought for a beat that he had met his match in you. "You better be lying. You know what, put Alan on the phone."
Your laughter filled him up as you said, "He's not really here. I had to ditch him, because he doesn't even have a mustache. Apparently that's a deal breaker for me now?"
Holy shit. Bradley was in trouble. He was getting turned on, and you weren't even really saying anything dirty. "You're killing me. You gonna tell me your name, Pretty Girl?"
"No. I think I'm going to hold onto it a little longer."
"Fine. But please explain to me how I've never seen you at the Hard Deck before. I'm certain I would remember your face."
Your voice sounded a little softer now as you said, "I just moved to Coronado. It was my first time at the bar."
If he hadn't worked so late today, Bradley would have probably been there tonight as well. "You had fun? You think you'll go back again?"
"Probably," you replied casually. "When do you think you'll be there?"
Bradley was so warm he was starting to sweat. "Pretty Girl, you just say the word, and I'll clear my whole damn calendar."
Your little sighs and soft giggles were going to be the death of him. "You know, I still have Alan's, or rather your phone number on my hand."
He imagined himself kissing your palm and rewriting his phone number. "Should be in my handwriting. I'll make sure I always bring a pen with me to the bar."
You cleared your throat softly, and Bradley imagined you climbing into bed. "Penny told me to watch out for some of the other guys. But she said you're okay."
"Just okay?"
"Actually, she called you a big, brown eyed puppy dog."
Bradley laughed. "I've been called worse."
"I'm sure you have," you replied quickly. "You deserve some sort of punishment for daring to look good with a mustache."
"It's a blessing and a curse. Now, are you going to send me another photo? Or are you going to just agree to meet me tomorrow night?"
He heard a rustling noise and then you softly said, "Alan is not going to like this one bit." And then another photo arrived, and this one had Bradley's mouth hanging open.Â
"Now it's my turn to ask if you're naked in this picture." He was taking in every inch of your exposed skin and your bedding tucked up to your collar bones. You took your makeup off for bed, and you looked cozy and intimate. And you were talking to him. You were letting him see this. Bradley had to actively think about not touching himself.Â
"Totally naked."
"Fuck."
"Send me another one?"
"Yeah," he grunted, swallowing hard as he tried to pose for another selfie just how he was, sprawled out on his pillow with his left arm bent and tucked back behind his head. But his cheeks looked flushed, and his eyes looked darker than usual. He was turned on.Â
Fuck it. He snapped the photo and sent it. And about ten seconds later, he was greeted with the strangled sound you made.
"It should be illegal for someone with that mustache to look so good. It's rude, honestly. Bradley, you're kind of rude, because now I want to know...."
He was hanging on your every word. "Know what, Pretty Girl?"
The call went completely silent before you said softly and sweetly, "What your mustache feels like...everywhere."
A soft, startled laugh escaped his lips. You were on the verge of some dirty talk now, he could just tell. And his cock was hard as he replied with, "I'd love to let you find out. But before you respond, I need to know how much you've had to drink tonight. I don't want to take advantage of anything here."
You whimpered on the other end of the call. "A mustache, brown eyes, and a gentleman? All Alan did for me was buy me those two Long Island iced teas."
Bradley grunted and said, "That's enough about Alan. Why don't you go ahead and tell me where you'd like to feel my mustache first, Pretty Girl."
You squeaked and said, "I want to feel it rough along my skin right below my ear while you whisper to me. Oh my god, I can't believe I said that out loud. I should just go to bed."
"Don't hang up," Bradley said, panting with need now. "Tell me more."
"Okay," you sighed with another little squeak. "I want to feel it on my lips. While I'm sitting in your lap, licking the taste of that beer you drank from your mouth."
"Holy shit," he groaned, palming himself through his boxer briefs.
"I know," you whined with need. "And I want to feel it on the back of my neck while you do filthy things to me. And I don't even know you!"
"You will," he guaranteed. "Please, tell me what time I can meet you tomorrow."
Bradley listened to the rustle of your sheets as he waited. Then you finally said, "Seven o'clock? At the Hard Deck?"
"I'll be there, Pretty Girl. I can't wait to see you."
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It was barely even 6:30, but you were already at the bar all made up and wearing a cute dress. Penny recognized you right away, which was kind of nice and kind of embarrassing. When she asked if you wanted another Long Island, you waved her off and said, "Nothing yet. I'm meeting someone."
Her eyes lit up as she asked, "Is it Rooster?"
You'd barely slept all night, preferring to look at the four selfies he'd sent you after you ended the call around two. There was a little more dirty talk, sure, but you and he also learned a bit more about each other. And now you were going to meet this naval aviator who was originally from Virginia but loved the Los Angeles Clippers face to face.Â
"Yeah. It's Rooster."
Penny looked truly delighted. "You have nothing to worry about. He's very sweet."
"Tell that to the butterflies," you muttered as you placed one hand on your stomach for a beat, willing the nerves to dissipate as you walked away. You'd told Bradley you wanted his mustache on your body. In several places. And then he told you he thought you were so pretty and fun that he wanted to kiss you everywhere. And right now you were just mystified as to how this could have possibly happened only a week after you moved to this neighborhood. And you still didn't know what happened to Alan after you went to the ladies' bathroom and saved the wrong number in your phone.
You laughed when you thought about it, and then you ran your hands along the fabric of your dress. You were so antsy, your palms were sweaty. You looked down at yourself and just got more nervous. Bradley hadn't seen much of your body in the photos you'd sent to him. You'd seen plenty of his though, and he looked tall and muscular even next to his damn refrigerator. And his face was gorgeous, right down to that sinful looking mustache.Â
And you were just... you. Alan was really more your speed with his nerdy glasses and messy hairstyle and his lack of ability to even grow any sort of facial hair at all. You just hoped that Bradley wouldn't take one look at you in person and walk right back out of the bar.Â
You were about to tell Penny that you thought you needed a drink after all when the door caught your eye, and Bradley strolled into the bar like he owned the place. "Oh...fuck," you whispered, gaping at him as he ran his fingers through his hair. The photos hadn't even done him justice. He had to be over six feet tall, and he was so broad and muscular, he looked like he could pick you up and toss you around a little bit. "Shit." He was wearing some snug fitting jeans and a tropical print shirt like he just knew he could pull off the most ridiculous look. "Damn." He was glancing around, trying to find you while you started scouring the room unsuccessfully for another exit.Â
You were trapped in here, and he was walking further into the bar now. And you didn't think you could hide halfway behind this couple who was making out for very much longer. Â
As Bradley's eyes scanned the crowd again, he looked a little apprehensive. His brow was scrunched, and he checked the time on his watch. You knew it was almost seven. So you took a deep breath and let it out slowly, and then you scooted one step to your left. When his gaze came your way again, his eyes landed on you. And then his face softened. The apprehension melted away, and he smiled a cute and somehow sexy little grin that made you whimper.
Now he was heading your way, his gait sure and steady. And then he was just a few feet away and you could see the scars on his face that you'd studied all night in the photos. And you could see the flecks of gold in his eyes that somehow the selfies didn't capture. And then he was talking, and his voice was even better in person.
"Pretty Girl."
Okay, so he'd seen you up close, and he wasn't running away. That had to be a good sign, right? You managed to say just one slightly breathless word. "Hi." And then his smile grew, and he was closing the space between your body and his. He was reaching for your face and running one rough thumb along your cheek. And then he kissed you.
And the soft scrape of his mustache was even better than all of the ways you'd spent your night imagining it might feel. You couldn't help but return his kiss, and somehow your hands ended up pressed to the front of him, sliding up to his chest.Â
When he broke the kiss, he stayed close, his lips not far from your face. He covered your hands with his, keeping them on his body. And then he leaned close to your ear, his mustache scraping along your soft skin there as he whispered, "Tell me your name, Pretty Girl. I'm dying here."
Soft laughter bubbled out of you as he pulled away from you a bit, and those butterflies were going wild. His eyes were fixed on your face, begging for an answer this time as he stroked your hands with his thumbs. And then you told him, and he tried your name out on his tongue a few times with that grin that you liked so much. He kept saying it softly until you kissed him this time, and then he guided your arms around his neck.Â
"Listen," he said in that raspy voice that you'd love to focus on all night. "I have no problem staying here for a while if you want to. I bet you could even persuade me to join you in the ladies' room."
"Sounds tempting," you told him with a smirk.
"It really does. But we could also just ditch the bar and grab dinner instead? Maybe watch the Clippers game and have a drink at my place? I'm a little worried Alan might show up here and try to lure you away, if I'm being honest."
You practically snorted with laughter. "I can't even really remember what Alan looks like. He was totally gone from my mind after the first selfie you sent me. Let's get out of here."
He took you by the hand. "Anything you want, Pretty Girl."
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I love dreamy loverboy Bradley, and I love Pretty Girl too. Thanks to @mak-32 and @beyondthesefourwalls
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Wrong Number texts #1
Danny: So then Skulker decides the best way to catch me is by building a giant robot suit. But he forgot to calibrate it for the Ghost Zoneâs gravity, so it immediately toppled over and crushed his entire lair. Absolute genius, right?
Jason: Iâm torn between laughing and feeling secondhand embarrassment for him. Do all your villains suck this much?
Danny: Hey, I donât pick my roguesâ gallery. But yeah, most of them are either weird, incompetent, or trying way too hard. Vladâs the only real threat, and thatâs just because he cheats.
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late night talking // part 1
wrong number rafe cameron x pogue!reader
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LIZZIE VEREKER and FREDDIE JONES Rivals S01E05
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Pre-118 Fuckboi era Buck being given a fake number by a random hookup and when he texts trying to arrange another hookup or an actual date he gets a selfie back of a guy in full firefighter gear raising an eyebrow skeptically and the message âI think you have the wrong number â
Of course he is apologetic and they laugh about it then start texting regularly and Buck canât figure out why he wants to keep talking to Tommy but being a firefighter sounds cool and Tommy has good advice about going through the academy
And on the other hand Tommy is getting more ready to accept himself and come out and the cute guy he has been texting with is making him feel all sorts of things
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