#The Worst Idea Of All Time

[maintitle]

In which the boys deify Paul Blart.

[lamentable-comedy]

tim batt and guy montgomery's dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “watching the fast and the furious movies in reverse order” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

guy montgomery: yeah whatever i don’t feel shit

5 minutes later: okay so what the FUCK is the chronology here??

his buddy tim batt, pacing: here's how i'd seduce the five sexiest cars in this movie

[briskir]

Deathblart preparations

Hello! Since we’re moving rapidly towards the annual release of deathblart as well as our own end, I have chosen to celebrate by sharing how I’m preparing for the new episode this year!

Now for those unfamiliar I have a tendency to challenge myself every year when a new episode comes out. 2021 I watched PB2 once a month. In 2022 I watched the movie followed by the podcast, but watched it an additional time per podcas(so movie once, podcast, movie twice, podcast, movie three times and so on).

In total I’ve watched the movie 48 times, not counting the maybe once or twice I saw it before discovering the podcast. For reference, by my count the boys have seen the movie 8 times each, except Travis and guy who I believe have seen it 9 times. This means that I’ve seen the movie 6 times more than the whole cast of Til Death Do Us Blart combined.

Thought now that you know I’m somewhat of an expert let’s get back to the actual point of the post.

This year I decided to slow down, enjoy myself, so I’m simply watching the movie once and listening to one of the episodes everyday until thanksgiving. This means that by the time we reach thanksgiving on the 23rd I’ll have watched the movie 6 more times.

My friends say I have a problem I just think I’m neurodivergent and willing to go above and beyond for the bit.

Thank you for reading and feel free to share your annual rituals I’d love to hear:))

[britcision]

It’s so important to me that you guys know Killionnaire happened in the Dead and Loving It universe

Tim Drake ABSOLUTELY pitched while wearing a false moustache that “fell” off dramatically at the end, but his plan to create and then kill the world’s first trillionnaire (Lex Luthor) just wasn’t wacky enough

Too much chance it would actually work, and he wound up pitching against one of the human centipede plots and happily gave up the win

[vulpecula404]

[woooarya]

Hopping around buzzing waiting for the year of our lord 2023’s deathblart to pop up on my podcast feed.

[normal-abt-guy-montgomery]

“do it harder” IN FRONT OF GOD AND EVERYONE????

[plumpitlouder]

I love being cursed to yearly contemplate this awful little man

I made one of my friends watch it for the first time this year... it's my love language

[haveyouheardthispodcast]

Propaganda below the cut:

two NZ comedians watch the same movie every week for a year and basically have a break down but like in a funny way - rn they're watching fast and furious series backwards

[handsomegentlebutch]

Also side note I always swore I'd never watch the sex and the city movies (long story, it's a Bit tho dw) but I'm watching the first sex and the city movie and I think im in love with Samantha Jones. Fuck. She's so beautiful. Best girl. Guy Montgomery had always been a Samantha Jones stan and he's SO correct

Eta: it's a bad movie but I'm drunk and dyke and I wanna kiss Samantha Jones

[mifhortunach]

Guy imagines a slight deviation from the usual course of 'Sex and The City: The Movie' The Movie

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]

Diving into Grown Ups 2 so I can listen to The Worst Idea of All Time with context. I hate Adam Sandler more than Kevin James which is proven by me hating Paul Blart 2 nine minutes in vs Grown Ups 2 1.5 minutes in.

[mariogman25]

This thing is marred with ink and powedered lead. A rare bit of untarnished Pre-Stranding writing. Better get this thing digitized soon...

(Guess the true identity of the author of this journal and you get shouted out next year, nect chapter.)

[crumb]

Didn’t sleep at all last night so I took a nap and set my alarm for midnight so I could watch live as a couple of New Zealand boys talk about fast and the furious 😌

[britcision]

The fact that neither Tim Batt nor Guy Montgomery have done a comedy show called The Worst Idea Of All Tim makes me a little bit sad actually

[spaghettigoat]

Do you hear that???

The footsteps...

The Segway...

Blart will soon be upon us.