#paul blart mall cop

[mcelroyfamilystaff]

Soon.

[haveyouseenthismovie-poll]

[femmehysteria]

I'm doing a series of "Best Character Named X" polls where all the characters have the same first name but are from completely different media, feel free to send in name/charcacter suggestions, I'm posting one poll a day, check my pinned post for active polls

[offonaherosjourney]

Sometimes you redownload an internet browser you ditched ages ago just to use their free VPN to get access to a free legal streaming platform not available in your country so you can use it to watch Paul Blart: Mall Cop (because none of the streaming services you do pay for have it), all so you can then binge all the episodes of Til Death Do Us Blart, only to find out after finishing the film that the podcast is actually about the second movie, which causes you a minor existential crisis and leaves you staring empty-eyed into the distance while listening to the echo of the void that is now your soul

[maintitle]

In which the boys deify Paul Blart.

[newjerseyswagbracket]

WHO HAS THE MOST JERSEY SWAG

Round 10: Dr. Gregory House (House MD) VS Paul Blart (The Paul Blart Mall Cop Franchise)

[i-am-trans-gwender]

All cops are bastards includes Paul Blart Mall Cop.

[mall-cop-trivia]

MALL COP TRIVIA #75

Paul Blart is a character in Paul Blart: Mall Cop and Paul Blart: Mall Cop2

[foundfamilyhq]

[terribleadventuresdotcom]

gonna be weird explaining to kids in the future that i spent my time on this earth—and let's be honest, a substantial amount of time—typing "scene where Paul Blart Mall Cop begs for eternal release of death, a death that will never come" into a machine learning chatbot

[bloomintune]

I don't care that this idea is stupid, it was stuck in my head far too long, and I had to put this out in the world.

[moreclaypigeons]

They should put the McElroys and Tim and guy in Paul blart mall cop 3

[fuckmarrykillpolls]

[jordanplsmallau]

Chris and Kumatora—Mall Security

[anthonyzoxide]

Walter White x Paul Blart (Yandere High School) ~Moodboard~

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[can-they-lift-thors-hammer]

PAUL BLART MALL COP