on the oregon trail. straight up "caulking it." and by "it," haha, well. let's justr say. My wagon
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starkid innit bracelets!!
they're so impractical but i loved making them so muchh
the crumb and sir hop-a-lot ones are my favourite they took so long to paint but i think it was so worth it HEHAH
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starkid rly went from "oh my wizard god" to "god is dead" to "ok jesus christ i don't know what's going on here" to "god is a vicious two-faced prick" to "oh, sweetheart, there is no god" to "actually there are six gods and they're the lords in black and a queen in white"
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My StarKid hyperfixation is getting so bad. Anytime I hear a word associated with a StarKid show, i immediately point it out.
“I mean, it was inevita-“ “INEVITABLE?? LIKE THE FINAL SONG FROM THE GUY WHO DIDNT LIKE MUSICALS???”
“The implications are so stupid-“ “…PROMISE ME YOU’LL THINK ABOUT THE IMPLICATIONS!”
“C’mon, you guys gotta kick it up a notch-!” “ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS!”
“We need more milk, I just had black coffee-“ “PLEASE GOD I JUST WANT A BLACK COFFEE!!”
“It was a lobster-“ “CORNWALLIS!!!”
“There was a famine in-“ “FEAST OR FAMINE!!”
“I made soup!” “…I can’t even say this one out loud.”
I love starkid.
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I love how The trail to Oregon! is one of the goofiest shows ever and yet, in the middle of it you get When the world's at stake which is a genuinely heartfelt, passionate and heartbreaking (not to mention amazing) song about a mother and all her hardships and traumas and then it goes back to being completely unserious. This is a perfect representation of what it's like to talk to your mom
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Trail to Oregon isn't a part of the Hatchetfield canon but if it was it would be a Blikloptep timeline argue with the wall
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My wagon dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this model is called “The Trail to Oregon” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit
5 minutes later: I swear I just saw thhe audience
My son Craphole pacing: ive lliterally eaten every thing that ive come across
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