#craphole dikrats

[rockrosethistle]

Craphole represents the worst aspects of Jack Bauer. He's careless and happy-go-lucky, and while he's caught up in a world of his own, he accidentally sabotages his family.

Mouthface represents the worst aspects of Slippery When Wet. She's impractical and driven by her heart and does what she thinks is best without considering the lasting impact it will have on the others.

But Slippery When Wet has a soft spot for her husband's optimistic nature, and she sees it in her son. And Jack Bauer has a respect for his wife's determination, and he sees it in his daughter.

Craphole is his mother's son. Mouthface is her father's daughter. Because while their parents don't know how to deal with their own flaws, they know perfectly well how to love each other's.

[daisey14]

[possibly-evil]

people could never get how much I love The Character(s).

like I want to put them in jars throw them in the ocean put them in a trash compacter stab them several times and study them under a microscope pick them up in my hand and squeeze them until their eyes pop out

these are all good things because I am mentally ill about The Character(s) and I just want to rotate them in my mind at a high velocity

[cursedcrazy-starkid]

he wouldn’t have missed

[justa-sadjellyfish]

Okay just hear me out on this one…. Lauren Lopez’s characters are all very adhd coded to me the same way Jon Matteson’s characters are all autistic coded to me and many others. Just hear me out-

[scwprideflags]

TRANS FLAG FROM SON TTO?? IF POSSIBLE? LOOKS AT YOU LILE THIS 🥺

Transgender flag colorpicked from the Son/Craphole Dikrats | requested by; chompisatheatrekid

[angelwiththeblue-box]

me: yeah im atheist so i dont believe in god also me at any minor inconvience:

[stimboardsforstarkid]

Craphole Dikrats Stimboard 𖤓

With Grass And Crayon Stims

Requested by anon ❋

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[catwyk]

actual image of brother faulkner

[ghost-boards]

Craphole mood board!

Requested by anon!

[ophii]

help me

[yourmoodboards-areonfiirree]

Craphole moodboard with Racoon and Related inspo!

Rq'd by @ender-of-the-sender!

(All images found on pinterest)

[duckgens]

oh btw I had a smaller role in fiddler on the roof recently and sat backstage a lot drawing creatures on my script in near darkness

[amazingmsme]

one time slippery when wet was tickling jack bauer and when craphole saw it he basically had a moment of “if mom is doing it i should do it 😀” and pulled a little sneak attack on his dad!

jack bauer is never going to turn down a bonding moment with his son so he just kinda lets it happen

then Mouthface sees a doesnt want to be left out so she helps craphole out!

afterwards jack bauer got his time to be the tickle monster!

i love this silly little dysfunctional family on the trail <333

(also i just want to say how much this account cheers me up whenever im feeling low, i havent been my best recently but i always feel better when i come to this account! Every ask i leave is always answered and added onto which is so cool, and yeah, just thank you for just being such a positive blog on this platform! I hope you have an amazing day/night!!)

TRAIL TO OREGON TICKLE HEADCANONS REAL????

This is SO DAMN CUTE OMGGGGG JACK BAUER DASERVES TO GET WRECKED!!!

Slippery When Wet was probably getting him back for something stupid he did & I absolutely love how Craphole was just like monkey see monkey do & jumped right in! & Mouthface sure as hell won’t let herself be left out of the fun! & Craphole’s totally doing it wrong, so she’s gotta show him how it’s done! Jack Bauer of course gets his revenge & he plays up the role of tickle monster & makes obnoxious growling & snarling noises because that man is just so silly!

You have no idea how much it warms my heart to hear this!! I’m so happy to be able to bring you joy, even when it might be hard to find. That’s the whole reason why I made this blog, I want to share my works with the world & hopefully spread a little bit of happiness to those who need it

I’m trying to be better about answering asks, & there’s some old ones I haven’t answered & those loom over me like a dark cloud of shame, but I promise, I will get to them… eventually. But I’ve been in such a Hatchetfield mood & there’s finally other people who like it, so every braincell goes towards that

[scwprideflags]

Non binary from craphole? Not sure if its possible but that 7 year old male speaks to me in ways i cant understand

Nonbinary flag colorpicked from the Son/Craphole Dikrats | requested by; ender-of-the-sender

[angelwiththeblue-box]

god did this to us, damn him to hell

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theyre literally the siblings ever (in other words i love tto)

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