#The Academy (Bars)

[owldart]

In my mind timmy is employed by the fairy legal department in the same building as Jorgen and he uses his powers for good (bending rules that are dumb and make kids miserable)

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

so five and lila being a thing is going right next to allison literally sexually assaulting luther in the box of things we are absolutely under no circumstances accepting as part of canon right

[softcthulhuwu]

kirk is like your cool gay uncle in a longterm situationship and pike is your cool ally dad who doesn't always get it but still gets you your first binder send tweet

[i-dont-have-time-for-this]

I feel like every season of umbrella academy needs a scene where I just go, “five, you need to calm down.” I cherish his unhinged moments where he has absolutely lost it

[dromaeo-sauridae]

*sigh of relief* i finally drew him again

[obsidianstrawberrymilk]

Hot take but the only reason Five seems more competent than the other Umbrellas is bc he Actually Knows Shit and spent way too long dealing with the fallout of said shit to ignore it (Diego and Klaus). Like, if Five was given the same amount of info as everyone else, he’d be just as fucking stupid as them.

[release-the-mccracken]

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Klaus: *Comes home face bruised and bloody*

Five: Let me guess, I should ‘see the other guy?’

Klaus: Wouldn’t recommend it

Five:

Five: Who am I killing?

[princessg3rard]

GUYS GUYS I GOT 2 GEE COMICS TODAY !! TUA1 AND KILLJOYS:NA OMGEEEEE <33

[alexisnotstraight]

they just completely ignored the preexisting plotlines to create new ones that didn't add anything to the show except create chaos and unnecessary unfunny jokes

[moonchild-in-blue]

Date concept: you come over, we get some snacks and a comfy blanket, binge The Umbrella Academy, we get absolutely turned up when This Scene happens, life is good 😌

Also we can sloppy kiss or whatever ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[go-to-the-mirror]

so fucking amused at how the deca are like Oops All Criminals now

[bardicious]

Honestly if anyone deserved to survive into the new timeline it was Lila and Five. 😭😭😭

[maine-is-canadian]

Arty's getting married?

[jessaerys]

oh my god???????????

[moonsdancer]

hope I'm not the only one who cackled out loud at Dimitri’s ridiculous solo workout routine. dude was punching the air, punching wood, punching everything like he’s battling demons instead of his own self. he’s so damn extra. and we all know the reason he’s doing the absolute most is because he needs to distract himself from endless hours of thinking about Rose, panting from exertion, also sweaty and preferably naked in his bed.