#but he did do that duck and headbutt on the vet guy in the bar
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Klaus: *Comes home face bruised and bloody*
Five: Let me guess, I should ‘see the other guy?’
Klaus: Wouldn’t recommend it
Five:
Five: Who am I killing?
#a non-jokey answer from klaus? not good#five may be in a teenagers body but hes still the best the comission had AND he paid attention during academy training#klaus did no such thing but he did survive 10 months at war (well we assume he could have just undead himself)#but he did do that duck and headbutt on the vet guy in the bar#so hes not entirely incapable#also this is the perfect gif for this situ if i do say so myself#tw bruises#tw violence#tw assualt#tua#the umbrella academy#tua shitpost#tua incorrect quotes#klaus hargreeves#five hargreeves#protective number five
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