#That's not how the Force works

[short-wooloo]

Because the stupid acolyte witches have brought it back to the forefront with their nonsense, I need to remind everyone

DARTH PLAGUEIS DID NOT CREATE ANAKIN

People who either never read or haven't read the Darth Plagueis book in a long time always seem to forget that Plagueis' experiments FAILED

He tried-TRIED to create life through the Force, it didn't work, badly, it didn't work so badly that it managed to piss off the Force which in turn retaliated by creating Anakin, Plagueis' attempt at creating life was so unnatural, such a perversion, so offensive that the Force created a life form for the purpose of destroying the sith

[niterose]

Star Wars Inhun Snippet ✨🫥

Gi-hun swings into the cockpit of the x-wing, desperately flipping switches as he cycles through the ship’s startup sequence. Outside the vessel, the footfalls of pursuing stormtroopers sound like gunshots against the corrugated metal platform. The hum of the ship’s engines grows louder as they warm up, and Gi-hun reaches for the thruster control. 

Tap. Tap.

His hand hovers frozen just above the lever. Tap. Tap. Gi-hun glances at the shell of the cockpit, but the sound isn’t someone knocking at the glass— the sound isn’t even coming from outside, at all. Gi-hun can feel it now. A tendril of darkness creeps along his connection to the force, prodding at his walls searchingly. Gi-hun’s eyes snap to the main deck, which is now teeming with a swarm of white helmets as more stormtroopers spill after him. The single speck of black among them is unmistakable.

The spaceport’s lights cast a harsh contrast on the geometric, metal planes of the Sith Lord’s mask, leaving the dark sockets that cover his enemy’s eyes completely lost to shadow. Even in darkness, even with hundreds of feet between them, Gi-hun can still feel the weight of the man’s gaze burrowing into him. 

Sang-woo. Sae-byeok. Jung-bae.

This monster is responsible for each of their deaths. Despite trying to cling to the calm of the Jedi teachings, Gi-hun’s hand tightens reflexively on the controls. He finds himself glaring down at the black-cloaked figure, a sudden wave of hatred washing through him. 

Across the expansive sea of the force, the darkness answers back. It feels… inordinately pleased.

Edit: I realized I’m a chaotic mess and didn’t even say what this was called or anything else 😂 so this is Dark Side of the Moon! It’s a Star Wars oneshot that I’ve been working on beside Life and Times. LJJ’s character in Acolyte is kind of S2!Gi-hun coded? Also I really want possessive Sith!In-ho trying to corrupt sad, depressed Jedi!Gi-hun, okay? Hoping I can get it published in March 🤞

[annoyinglyhardsong]

Codywan Week 2024: Day 8 Five Year Anniversary

Author Note: We have reached the end of Codywan Week this year! Thank you @codywanweek for putting on such an amazing event. This is the first time I've participated in something like this and it has been so amazing getting to see all of the amazing things you guys have created and sharing the things I've been able to create with all of you. Here's my day 8 prompt fill I just really wanted to write something cute and cozy of Obi-Wan and Cody just enjoying some peace together after the war in the fix-it au that these boys live in. (Sorry I love them both too much to let them suffer through all the angst that they go through.) As always likes, reblogs, and comments are always welcome! Divider by @saradika-graphics, if you are looking for any cute graphics or dividers they have tons of amazing ones!

Tags/Warnings: SFW, cozy Codywan, sweet, kisses, a little bit of that's not how the Force works but go with it for me, slightly force sensitive Cody, soft Obi-Wan, anniversary celebrations, cozy morning meditations

The war had been over for three years, and after the chaos of cleanup and reparations and peace talks had finally been settled it had been three years of almost domestic tranquility for Obi-Wan. 

The Jedi had worked with the clones and the senators they knew would support them to get multiple bills passed that recognized them as sentient beings and therefore deserving of all of the same rights as every other human in the galaxy. Like pay, the ability to vote, to get married, the list was almost endless.

 The Jedi had also offered up the option to the clones to apply for transfers to continue their work alongside their Jedi in the temple. After all the Jedi that had been lost in the war they needed all of the help they could get, but more than that after years working alongside each other during the war many of the generals and their troopers were anxious to keep working together in any capacity and seeing as how integrated the two had already become it wasn’t much of a stretch to apply their current working arrangements to times of peace instead of war. 

Cody had almost immediately jumped on the opportunity to transfer to the temple and continue working with Obi-Wan. Personal relationship aside the two worked well together and couldn’t imagine not at this point. They were two halves of the same coin, what one didn’t think of the other probably did. 

Today was an average day in the temple. Nothing extremely pressing to deal with that day, just a few meetings. Obi-Wan had woken early that morning and was settled comfortably in front of the window in the main portion of his quarters, sinking deep into meditation. 

During the war the force had been so turbulent and he and some of the other masters had been able to feel it growing weaker and more distant. But now that the Sith Lord, Chancellor Palpatine, and his minions had been dealt with, the Force had come back stronger than ever. Things felt right in the galaxy again. 

Eventually he felt a familiar force signature flare nearby. Rousing from a deep reddish orange, to something brighter like the colors of the sunrise, bringing a small smile to his face. Cody was awake then. Obi-Wan reached out towards his partner through their budding force bond, he had always suspected Cody may be just a little Force sensitive and this was all but confirming it, and sent a small nudge of greeting towards the other before entwining his own force signature with his partners’. 

Cody’s force signature had always been strong. A light in the dark, and a shelter from storms when racing thoughts and self-doubt wanted to consume him. It was warm, inviting, and steady just like Cody. This early in the morning he couldn’t help but be drawn to that warmth, like a moth to the flame, and just observed Cody going about his morning routine. 

Using Cody’s force signature as an anchor, Obi-Wan was able to fully relax into his meditation letting the force swirl around him in a familiar manner, always keeping Cody’s wearabouts in the back of his mind as he padded between the bedroom and the main living quarters finishing the task of getting ready for the day. 

Eventually the warmth that was Cody settled next to him, placing a warm cup of tea near him, drawing him out of his meditation finally. 

“Good morning my dear,” he said, opening his eyes to give Cody a warm smile before picking up his tea and taking a careful sip, relishing in the warmth the beverage provided against the chill of the morning. 

“Good morning,” Cody replied softly, shuffling a little closer to Obi-Wan to gently lean his head on the other man’s shoulder, Obi-Wan bringing an arm up to wrap around Cody. A familiar embrace as they watched the sun crest over the horizon on Coruscant. Sunlight slowly reaching across the land to glint off of buildings and vehicles. 

They had spent many mornings like this, and had seen far more beautiful sunrises on planets far across the galaxy. But this one felt a little more special. Today marked 5 years since he and Cody had started dating. 5 years since Cody had officially asked him to be his cyare. And Obi-Wan had never been happier. 

Being with Cody was as effortless as breathing. That’s not to say that they didn’t disagree on occasion or butt heads over matters, but with some time to think and cool down they were usually able to resolve things quickly and come to some kind of agreement. But day to day life was seamless. They had gotten along well professionally and the transition to forming a relationship in their personal lives just made sense to them. He was the other half to Obi-Wan’s soul, and he would forever be grateful that they had met. “My dear, do you know what day it is?” Obi-Wan asked quietly, still watching the sunrise over Coruscant. 

Cody gave a thoughtful hum. “No?”

“Happy Anniversary love,” Obi-Wan murmured into Cody’s hair pressing a kiss into the curls. 

“Is it really? Already? It feels like we just celebrated our anniversary. Happy Anniversary!” Cody responded, panicking for a second before settling. 

“That it does, my love.” Obi-Wan replied with a smile and a small chuckle. Turning more serious he said, “Thank you for the most wonderful last 5 years. You have made my life truly magnificent, and I can’t wait to spend the rest of it with you.” He finished, cheek coming off of where it was resting on Cody’s head to meet his eyes. “I love you Cody, till the ends of the galaxy.”

“I love you too Obi, to the ends of the galaxy and beyond,” Cody responded, hand coming up to cup Obi-Wan’s cheek before pressing a kiss to Obi-Wan’s lips.

[blackfoy]

Mandalorian Empire AU plus unknowing slave/master Obi-Wan and Cody

Cody, or Kote, whichever he likes to go by, is the Emperor of the Mandalorians. (And possibly Vode as well.) As the most powerful empire in the galaxy, many different peoples give gifts to the Emperor in an attempt to gain favor. The Empire is well known for being an enemy of the Jedi, but this is mostly because of the actions of Cody's father. Cody does not really hate Jedi, but he doesn't know much about them, so he doesn't care for them. (Cody's name among his allit is Kote, but publicly his name is Cody.)

Someone for some political reason, probably Palpatine trying to put down the Jedi and gain more power himself, gives Cody a Jedi. Cody does not really understand that he has been given a Jedi, and doesn't really know what to do. In this world Jedi are much more connected to their kyber crystals than in canon. Palpatine had taken Obi-Wan's crystal out of its protective shell, his lightsaber, and made it into a necklace which was given to Cody. When given to the Emperor, he was told that wearing the necklace was a symbol of their alliance, basically meaning it is required. Cody was a bit miffed, but he liked the strange necklace so he didn't complain about it. Unfortunately, Cody does not know what a kyber crystal is nor what it means to the Jedi prisoner that was for some reason brought to his chambers. Obi-Wan is not used to having his soul bared to the world, nor is he used to have it being worn and touched by another. He shakes and shudders near constantly for the first several days of his capture, and even once he becomes accustomed to the sensation of having another being's heart so close to his soul, he still reacts every time Cody touches the necklace in any way. It takes Cody an embarrassingly long time to figure out that the necklace has anything to do with the Jedi. His first major clue that something is up is when Quinlan Vos sneaks in to talk with Obi-Wan. They don't know that he can hear them. His first thought is that the other Jedi has come to rescue his companion, especially when he finds out they are practically brothers, and he feels like he would not really want to stop him if he does. To his surprise neither of them talk of escape, with Quinlan expressing how much Obi-Wan is missed and how sad they are at his situation, but the only talk they make of escape is how Quinlan wishes he could take Obi-Wan with him. Cody is horrified to find out that the other Jedi is mostly there to tell Obi-Wan that his child is safe and cared for, and that they mourn his loss. He comes to the uncomfortable conclusion that something is forcing Obi-Wan to stay at his side. Obi-Wan has been acting as his servant because he doesn't know what else to do with him, and much to his surprise he actually likes Obi-Wan. He had believed that this was requited when Obi-Wan did not attempt to escape, but now he is finding out that there is something else involved.

Basically since Obi-Wan's kyber is the physical representation of his soul he is now bound to Cody in a way no one has been in decades, if not centuries. Cody not only has his soul, but has somewhat bonded with it as he is the main thing that Obi-Wan can feel through it. The Jedi all know that Obi-Wan cannot leave his soul, and even if he could get it back he would still struggle horribly due to being used to Cody's presence constantly pressed against him.

Everyone who knows what a kyber crystal is and what it means sees the one around Cody's neck as a statement. People who know what it means to have a Jedi's soul tied around your neck look on in awe and fear. Cody gains quite a bit of respect that if he knew he had he would never have wanted. The Jedi look on in horror, unable to do anything as the Emperor tortures one of their own so blatantly. So cruelly. So personally. Those who were closest to Obi-Wan grieve the most, and Anakin cries long and hard for his Master, anger at the Emperor higher than he knows what to deal with. Vos tries to take care of him, and on some level his own anger at the situation helps the boy, giving him someone who understands. But even then it is still hard on them both. Any pull Palpatine might have had over Anakin is completely gone, and Palpatine doesn't even realize his mistake until long after it was made.

When Cody brings up that Obi-Wan has a child, obviously showing that he heard their conversation, Obi-Wan is immediately on the ground and begging.

Cody comes to the horrifying conclusion that Obi-Wan had taken his words and immediately assumed that he meant his child harm. He was on his knees, head pressed to the ground by his feet, begging for him to spare his child. Cody didn't even know what Obi-Wan thought he would do, but no matter what it made his gut churn thinking about it.

"I have spent the last few months, from the moment I awake to the moment I fall asleep, surrounded by you. Your heartbeat pounds in my head. Your breaths swirl in my lungs. Your footsteps rattle my bones."

Eventually when Cody finds out he wants to give it back, but Obi-Wan explains that it would hurt badly to be unbound from him, more then it did blinding him in the first place. Cody still can't stand to have things stay the way they are. He finds out that Obi-Wan is most comfortable with him in his armor because the beskar helps to muffle and protect the kyber. He has a peice of his armor recast into a casing for the crystal. He still wears it around his neck, but now it is more protected than it would be in a lightsaber. Others who do not know Cody well assume that it is a cage or some other form of torture. Many assume that the beskar is cutting the crystal off from its Jedi, therefore acting as a torture in and of itself. Both Cody and Obi-Wan meditate with the kyber every day, Cody insisting when Obi-Wan tries to tell him that he doesn't have to. Cody wants to make things as right as he can, and that means taking care of his Jedi that he had been unknowingly hurting. The casing comes apart with the Force, just like the casing of a lightsaber, so Cody feels reassured that he won't be able to take advantage of his Jedi.

The Jedi don't know what happens when you surround a crystal with beskar, so they also assume that it is another form of torture.

Cody was not expecting the Jedi to be so shaken and submissive, knowing that they are fierce warriors, but he figures it is from miscommunication and trauma. (He's not wrong, lol.) He knows how he is seen, and so he understands that this Jedi fears greatly of him. He tries his best to show the terrified Jedi that he will not hurt him, but it is a long hard process. Especially since the man is still his prisoner and far too many people seem to think he is using the man as a pleasure slave.

He was disgusted to come back to his room after a long day of dealing with people to find a shaking Jedi tied to his bed. Thankfully the man was not on his bed, nor was he naked, but he was tied by his wrists to his bedpost and it looked like at least some of his clothes had been taken from him. He went to try and reassure the shaking sobbing man, but the Jedi did nothing more than beg in soft desperate murmurs he could barely understand. The man must have been drugged, as it was obvious that he was not all there. Between the man's flushed sweaty skin and clouded pained eyes he decided the medbay would be a good place to go. It didn't seem like the man was in any state to fight, but years of bedtime stories about Jedi had him leaving the bands on his wrists. If that was blocking the man's powers, he needed to leave them on, lest they get a violent drugged-up Jedi on their hands. He delivers the man to the medics and goes about his way, but for some reason he has yet to understand the Jedi never really leaves his mind.

Obi-Wan has never been more overwhelmed in his life. The cuffs on his arms cut him off from the Force, which is disorienting enough, but they don't cut him off from his crystal. From his soul. It sings to him, overwhelmingly loud in its all-encompassing distress. He was surrounded by nothing but the Emperor. His Emperor now. He can feel nothing but the man, his soul pressed up against the skin of his chest. The Emperor's heartbeat is like a drum inside his skull, and the slightest shift of the necklace sends painful shudders up and down his body.

He doesn't know how long he is like that, unable to do anything in the face of the Emperor's touch. He could feel it keenly every time the man stroked his soul, but all he could do was thrash and sob on the medical cot he had been placed on. He could faintly register the kindness of the nurses, a cool towel over his eyes and a cup held to his lips, but it felt impossible to focus on anything happening to him when his soul was screaming at him in a strangely sweet agony. He comes back into awareness at his Emperor's touch, on his body this time, and he sobs anew at the feeling. He was already starting to fall, (not Fall) his Emperor's touch tingling in a way no one else's ever had. Was it really happening that fast? Was he already his? Feeling how his soul's song was slowly starting to smooth he knew it to be true. His pain would lessen to a hopefully tolerable degree soon, but with it came the knowledge of what was happening. The Emperor must be more learned than they had thought for him to be bonding with his soul so quickly. Part of Obi-Wan had hoped that he would last longer under the forced binding, but the rest of him yearned for a lack of pain that it knew would come from nowhere but his Emperor. The tan man spoke words of reassurance to him, and even knowing it was all lies he still leaned into his hand. His only respite would be what his Emperor gave him, so he searched for it desperately even knowing it was unlikely to be there. Somehow he found sleep in his Emperor's touch, even if his mind still rang with his soul's pained song.

(His kyber is bonding with Cody so quickly because Cody doesn't actually want to hurt Obi-Wan and the crystal can feel his good intentions.)

Cody found the crystal he had been given strange. It hummed with an energy he didn't understand, but nonetheless he felt comforted by it. For some reason he felt like the crystal was sick, or hurt. The strange impression didn't make sense, as the crystal was a rock, it was not alive. Still, he found himself stroking or thumbing over the thrumming rock, almost as if it was an animal he could soothe with pets.

He was also strangely transfixed on the Jedi still in his medbay. Even three days later the man was still in bad shape. He couldn't help but feel pity for the Jedi, especially when the man was so respectful even to his captors. Not that they had been the ones to capture the Jedi, but he was still their prisoner. According to the medics the Jedi reacted the most to his presence and touch, and while he seemed to be getting slightly better the baar're have yet to let the man try and walk. Today the man was sitting up for his food, he was slightly malnourished and needed every meal he could stomach, but he was still shaking and shivering harshly from pain. The man greeted him in a manner that he quickly decided was shy and slightly fearful. Still, the respect and deference from someone who should by all means be an enemy has him enthralled. He is quiet and gentle with his words, not wanting to further scare the man. Belatedly, they exchange names. Obi-Wan Kenobi. The name seemed right on the man. The man was hesitant about him, but Cody understood. He touched the man's arm gently at one point, and Obi-Wan shuddered and leaned slightly into his touch. He asked to make sure that he wasn't hurting the man, and Obi-Wan shook his head, leaning a bit more into his touch. He rubbed the man's hand gently and tried to reassure him that he would not be hurt in their care. Obi-Wan acted like he understood, but Cody could tell that he didn't fully believe him. A medic came to help Obi-Wan with his dishes, and Cody took the chance to ask if they had found anything new about Obi-Wan's illness. They unfortunately had not. Obi-Wan quietly informed him that his "weakness" was Force related and that he would do his best to persevere through it. It sounded like the man was trying to insist upon his worth as a person, and Cody didn't like it. He ignored it for now and asked more questions about the Force and how it was affecting Obi-Wan. Quickly he put two and two together (getting 6), glancing at the manacles still sitting tight against the man's thin wrists. It all made sense. Obi-Wan had not complained about them or tried to get them removed, and he spoke as if Cody would put the fault on Obi-Wan for not being strong enough to withstand the pain. Something in him urged him forward with an almost tender gentleness. He took Obi-Wan's wrists in his hands, ignoring the way the man gasped and shook. It took him a while to figure out how to take the cuffs off, but once he did the Jedi's reaction was immediate. The man gasped and shook harder for a moment, grasping his hands tightly, but after a few moments, his breathing started to even out and his shaking started to lessen. Obi-Wan thanked him with a wet voice, pulling his hands away in a hurry once he noticed that he had grabbed him. He told the man there was no need to thank him. After all, it was his decision that had left the man in such pain. He instructed the man to rest up before saying a soft goodbye. He probably should have been concerned about what the man might do with the freedom of his powers, but something told him Obi-Wan wouldn't cause trouble. He wanted to believe that this was because of the man's demeanor, but something still seemed off about this situation. A bad feeling was present in his gut, but he couldn't figure out what it meant. He sighed. He would just have to wait and see.

[kyndaris]

A Long Time Ago, In A Galaxy Far Far Away

The year was 1999. I was naught but an impressionable seven-year-old. And my mother was taking me to the local cinema to watch the beginnings of a new trilogy set among the stars where a slew of space wizards would be duelling it out to a grand orchestral piece by one John Williams. Sure, there were a few slow scenes with talks about blockades and a Trade Federation, but these were interspersed between riveting action pieces and a grand race on a desert planet. If you haven't caught on by now, dear reader, the film was Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace.

Over the years, I'd watch the rest: Attack of the Clones, Revenge of the Sith, A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back and Return Of The Jedi, though not necessarily in that exact order.

And besides attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, I also wanted to train to be a master of the Force and wield my own lightsaber into battle. Heck, I even trained privately at home using a long metal pole scavenged from Gods know where and striking it against the bedframe of the bunkbed at home.

Unfortunately, adulthood came chasing after me.

Before I knew it, I had largely outgrown the fantasies of my youth and was on the path of becoming a gainfully employed member of society. With a penchant, still, for the galaxy George Lucas created all those years ago.

Cue the sequel trilogy that first brought a grin to my face before it dampened my hopes with a lacklustre finale.

Despite my immeasurable disappointment with Rise of Skywalker, the Star Wars franchise has still sat quite highly in my personal regard. There has always been something inspiring about the Jedi and their teachings with the Force. Then, of course, there were the countless stories that could be told in the rich history of the Republic with its range of colourful alien races and the people who live in it. Look no further to Knights of the Old Republic for the grand tale of Darth Revan. Then there's the collection of video games centred around the aftermath of the Empire's fall: Star Wars: Dark Forces and Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast. Modern stories such as Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order and Star Wars Jedi: Survivor have also been a delight.

Games aside, I've also enjoyed many of the LEGO set pieces that are constantly released. From the rare collector's editions to the iconic spaceships. In my childhood, I had a LEGO replica of Jango Fett's Slave 1. After being freed from the restrictions placed upon me by childhood, and the fact I did not have my own money, I bought other LEGO Star Wars sets, the most recent being the Dark Falcon.

So, in my hubris, and my desire to combine two of my favourite things together, I went and purchased LEGO Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga. It did, after all, receive many a glowing review upon its release back in 2022. Was it any wonder I wanted to see what had so hooked so many to their tried and true formula by dipping my toes into what many would describe as a kid's game? I mean, I'd just come off from Astro Bot, also ostensibly a video game aimed at children (and one my 4-year-old nephew adores), so there had to be something bigger than nostalgia gripping its fans. Right?

Unfortunately, The Skywalker Saga felt like a top ten hits recap of the 9 mainline Star Wars films with a copious amount of collectibles thrown in to maintain interest for the game.

And let's just say the collectibles are extensive.

While I don't mind having a copious amount of collectibles on each level for me to pick-up during a playthrough, where I often draw the line is when it takes multiple playthroughs just to make sure everything has been picked up. In The Skywalker Saga, the initial playthrough of each story mission (of which there are five in each episode) limits the characters you can use. Unfortunately, many of the minikits and even some of the level challenges are gated behind using certain abilities to obtain.

Coupled with extensive recreations of the various worlds, filled with their own side quests and other puzzles, the amount of collectibles available becomes an onerous burden. One I was loathe to partake in even as many others might find the challenges a great addition when it comes to replayability.

Admittedly, there have been other games I've played that have gated the completion of side quests or collectibles behind certain upgrades in other games, these were primarily set in open worlds. There was no gated off level that needed to be replayed for the other items on the checklist to be ticked off. Nor did these games limit what abilities you were able to use for future levels.

Gameplay features aside, LEGO Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga story faithfully follows the plot of the movies they are derived from. Each trilogy is set apart at the start, with players being able to pick from A New Hope, The Force Awakens or The Phantom Menace. After completing each initial episode, further episodes open up - continuing the story of the Skywalkers and their impact on the wider galaxy.

Of course, since this is a LEGO game, The Skywalker Saga is sprinkled with some of its trademark humour and charm. It was almost like playing through a parody of the films as characters break the fourth wall or comment on the baffling decisions when it came to the story beats *cough Rise of Skywalker cough*. Then there were the nods to various memes.

And while my life would have been enriched by not playing through the cringe-worthy battle between Rey and Darth Sidious, I did enjoy the fact Rey and Kylo did NOT kiss in the LEGO rendition. Something which made a lot more sense since the film never built up much of their romantic tension (at least in my humble opinion. Come at me Reylo fans! I'm willing to fight you all on this!)

With all that said, LEGO Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga is my least favourite Star Wars game. I think the main reason behind it is that it's a simple retread of the films. For many, this would not be an issue. But for me, knowing how the stories eventuate and seeing the grand scenes recreated in LEGO, albeit with many a change to keep it child-friendly and unserious, left me wanting.

Then there were the simplified controls which mostly felt janky to me.

Coupled with the collectibles stuffed into the title, I felt overwhelmed by all the things I would need to do if I wanted to satisfy the completionist in my soul. Given the limitations on my time and the fact I was still very behind on the video games that came out in 2024, the prospect of spending hours simply clearing out each objective was far too tedious for my very adult brain. Heck, it wouldn't have been very fun for young Kyndaris (who spent an entire IRL day sailing around Skellige to all the ? marks on the map and diving down to find the treasure chests hidden below).

But if you like your games simple with a lot of replayability? Go for it. Especially if you have young children that you want to introduce Star Wars to.

Now if only I could convince my big responsible adult brain to fork out the money to fly me to Galaxy's Edge and build my very own lightsaber...

[themo-themo]

STOOOOPP.

STOP PRAISING THE HAT MAN. STOP PRAISING THE AHSOKA SERIES. SABINE WAS ENOUGH. SHE WAS A BADASS, A WARRIOR, A HACKER, AN ARTIST, A REBEL AND A HERO ON HER OWN. SHE DIDN'T NEED COOL FORCE POWERS TO BE GREAT. SHE DIDN'T NEED THEM TO WIELD THE DARKSABER. SHE DIDN'T NEED THEM TO SAVE LIVES. SHE WAS GREAT BEING HERSELF. AHSOKA SHOULD HAVE TAKEN SABINE AS HER APPRENTICE DESPITE HER NOT BEING FORCE-SENSITIVE TO PROVE THAT YOU DON'T NEED TO BE BORN SPECIAL IN THIS GALAXY TO BECOME SOMEONE EXTRAORDINARY. (that would be a hella statement to stick it to the Council) WHY DOES STAR WARS HAVE TO ALWAYS REVOLVE AROUND JEDI, WHY CAN'T WE HAVE A GREAT STRONG MAIN CHARACTER WITHOUT THE FORCE.

she was always enough

[cuddles-with-dragons]

the SW hat man is just a force ghost that likes wearing hats and haunting sleep deprived characters

his favorite place to haunt is wherever the 501st is because lots of spooking opportunities

[mollysunder]

*Listens to Supermassive Black Hole/7 Nation Army remix*

*Thinks in montage*

Could Anakin Skywalker, or the jedi as a whole, use the force to make a super massive black hole?

[duskyashe]

CAMP NANO DAY 4

[AO3]

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The other night I had a dream

It was a world full of kings and queens

But it was cold, dark as the night

We were the fire under moonlit skies

We were divided, we were the same

And we were free, but we all wore chains

We couldn't see it, but we created

A place between truth and overrated

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Obi-Wan woke from his most recent series of visions gasping for breath, the remembered terror and heartbreak clinging to his consciousness like tar. He clutched his chest in a futile effort to calm his racing heart. That was the fifth night in a row that he'd woken from intensely clear and concise visions unlike anything he'd ever experienced before, and he didn't know how much longer he'd be able to handle them on his own. Not like I have much of a choice, he thought bitterly, pointedly ignoring the missing feeling of a braid over his shoulder.

After wiping his drying tears and shoving the emotions left over from his vision into a box in the back of his mind, Obi-Wan reluctantly sat up and leaned back against the wall of the section of sewer he'd claimed for his "quarters". He knew from prior experience that he wouldn't be able to get to sleep until he mediated, but after repeatedly getting no answers for why he was being forced to endure these vivid visions, he was getting more than a little burnt out on meditation.

Letting out a breath of frustration, he let himself fall into a deeper meditation than he'd tried since he first stepped foot on this Force forsaken planet. He flung out into the Force, Why? Why are you showing me all this? What do you want me to do with this knowledge?!

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We had a plan to build a wall

A great divide that would never fall

To separate us from all the pain

And keep our skeletons locked away

And brick by brick we built it so thick

That it blacked out the sky and all the sunlight

And one by one we all became numb

We were making the bullets to a broken gun

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<They're wrong,> came a whisper just within his range of perception.

What? Obi-Wan thought in confusion. Who's wrong? Why are they wrong?

<...di are wrong,> it whispered again. Obi-Wan sank ever so slightly deeper into the Force in an effort to hear it clearer. <They're wrong, the Jedi are wrong>

The Jedi? What were they wrong about?

<Everything.>

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If I could just see it all

Just like a fly on the wall

Would I be able to accept what I can't control?

And would I share what I saw?

Or just sit back and ignore

Like nothing never happened

Haven't seen you before?

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Obi-Wan thought about that for an entire, blissfully vision free week before he sank into a deep meditation just before his sleep shift, looking for more answers. You said the Jedi are wrong about everything, but I've been taught all my life the exact opposite of that. Please, can you explain what you meant by that?

<The code has long been corrupted. The fundamental teachings of the Order are wrong, full of hypocrisy and falsities,> comes the whisper, along with flashes of both his own past and the visions that had set Obi-Wan on this path in the first place. Memories of being pulled to the side to be scolded for starting fights with his fellow initiates while Bruck, the actual instigator, walked away grinning in triumph. Snippets of missions to slavery invested planets to actively aid the slavers instead of the slaves. Feelings of being held to an impossible standard whilst constantly being scolded for each and every single shortcoming, real or imagined, briefly bombarded Obi-Wan from all sides before the whisper chased them away. <It shouldn't be this way. The Jedi are out of balance, within themselves and within the galaxy itself. The Order is wrong. The Jedi are wrong. You can fix it.>

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I'm on the run from the thief I let into my head

I know, I hold the keys, so don't be scared

When I turn and shout

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Obi-Wan's head spun at the thought of him fixing anything even half as large as the corruption of the entire Jedi order. He was reeling at the implications and could only find the presence of mind to ask a single question. How?

And the Force unfurled as it showed him exactly that.

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I don't think I need you anymore

Take your words and your lies and just beat it

I don't think I need you anymore

Take the hurt and the pain, I don't need it

I wanna live, I wanna be the change

We can all be kings and queens

If we can just learn to believe

If we can just learn to believe

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After helping the Young finish the civil war on Melida/Daan once and for all, Obi-Wan used the one functional long distance comm on the entire planet not to call Master Jin, like Nield and Cerasi had probably expected, but his longtime friend and pain in the rear end, Quinlan Vos.

The audio-only comm was answered with a soft buzz. "This is Vos," came the slightly tinny voice of the Kiffar.

Obi-Wan stifled a choked sob as he spoke to his friend for the first time in almost a year. "Hey Quin. It's sure been awhile."

There was muffled cursing on the other end as Quinlan seemed to have dropped his personal comm in his shock. "Obes? Oh Force, is that really you?"

"Yeah," Obi-Wan breathed out shakily. "Yeah, it's me. Hey listen, are you and Master Tholme free? I could use a lift, and there's some things I think the two of you need to know. About the Order's history."

"Where are you?" Quinlan asked without hesitation, audibly changing locations. An indistinct question from a half remembered voice barely registered over the comm, but the older teen's slightly muffled reply made it obvious who it was. "It's Obi-Wan, he needs a lift."

"Melida/Daan," he nearly whispered in relief as silent tears started dripping down his cheeks. "I'm on Melida/Daan. I'll forward you the exact coordinates as well as where to land when you get here. Th-thank you, Quin." Thank you for believing me, for coming for me, he didn't say. The Force draped itself comfortingly around his shoulders, sending warm reassurance tingling across his senses.

"Always, Obes. All you have to do is call," the Kiffar replied seriously.

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I don't think I need you anymore

Take your words and your lies and just beat it

I don't think I need you anymore

Take the hurt and the pain, I don't need it

I wanna live, I wanna be the change

We can all be kings and queens

If we can just learn to believe

If we can just learn to believe

============•×Ωו============

<Change. Change it all. Start anew, start again, do it right. Fix it, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Chosen Son of the Force.>

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Aaaaand that's a wrap! I'm not sure if I'll continue this one or not, yet ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠⊙⁠_⁠ʖ⁠⊙⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ I had a crap ton of fun writing it, but it also took me, like, five multi-hour long breaks to do so lol

The lyrics are from the song Fly on The Wall by Thousand Foot Krutch, which actually inspired this fic! If you haven't listened to it, I'd highly suggest doing so, it's honestly amazing.

Also, I've finally figured out how to do the "keep reading" thing on mobile! Let me know if you guys like it or not, and if I should keep doing it or not, please? 乁⁠|⁠ ⁠･⁠ ⁠〰⁠ ⁠･⁠ ⁠|⁠ㄏ

Also also, I've decided that, since I'm modding the Patrol Partners event as well as doing Camp NaNoWriMo this month, I'm taking Sundays off from writing. I'll post fics on AO3 that haven't been posted yet, I'll answer replies, asks, and DMs, but I won't be doing any writing on Sundays. Therefore, there's no day 2 fic that y'all missed, I just didn't write one (⁠^⁠～⁠^⁠;⁠)⁠ゞ (I'm going to post this at the end of my author's note tomorrow as well so more of my readers see it, but I wanted to put it here now while I'm thinking about it)

[katsinspats]

I think my copy of the game is broken they've been doing this for 30 minutes

Crop of the Biolizard edit I did bc it makes me laugh:

[short-wooloo]

Once again stating this (because I've seen people say otherwise), the original lore of Star Wars is not "anyone can use the Force with training", George Lucas did not change anything, the original trilogy is just very mum on the why/how of who can and can't use the Force aside from a simple distinction of some people can, but most can't

What the original lore (and what was always kept with in Lucas works) was is that the Force EXISTS in all living beings

Everyone is a part of the Force, but not everyone can feel/use it, kind of a "all thumbs are fingers, not all fingers are thumbs" type deal, because Force sensitivity is like a sixth sense or a limb even, it's an innate part of yourself, if you don't have it, you don't have it

[journey-to-the-attic]

"karasu search how 2 cheer human up"

"karasu search difference between sad human and zoning out human"

"karasu search how long is it safe for humans to zone out for?"

(+ a longer look at each scene:)

[qoldenskies]

i think its so funny when people take the way donnie acts at face value even though its a horrible lie because he's a horrible liar, while understanding leo is bullshitting very well despite him actually being GOOD at bullshitting. many such cases

[catmask]

with that said there are characters that a fat maybe not canonically but they are spiritually. to me. they may not be drawn that way but i know whats true. ive seen it like a sort of prophet

[gomzdrawfr]

Happy Easter!