#but do i care?

[neeeeeoposts]

kill them with bug spray ill make character sheets for em later

[vittoriaisfuckingpathetic]

RHODES POST-GAZETTE

MARCH 15, 1989 In a long-abandoned manor located deep within the swamps of Bayou Nwa, one amateur historian made a remarkable discovery. Underneath the floorboards, a satchel with a faded HM monogrammed into the leather was discovered. While a few items of interest were found, the photographs are perhaps the most important discovery. These images are believed to be photographs of the infamous Van der Linde gang shortly before their dissolution.

“If these pictures are indeed of the Van der Linde gang, they paint a picture of the gang’s day-to-day life,” historian Josephine Chǎtaney noted, “Oftentimes, we get so caught up in the infamy of the group that we forget that they, too, were in fact real people.”

The gang’s exploits were recorded in the firsthand account of John (Jack) Marston’s 1927 novel American Venom and later popularized by the 1959 film Red Dead Redemption starring John Wayne.

”I really think these pictures are of Dutch’s boys. I mean, these guys are legends. Honestly, I can’t believe I got lucky enough to find these.” the amateur historian — a man by the name of Ricky De Santa — went on to say.

The photos are currently under the care of the Blackwater Historical Society, undergoing restoration to be displayed in the Blackwater Museum.

John (Jack) Marston declined to comment on the photographs.

[fann1details]

jester meetup mmmm

[ghostofbambifanfiction]

James's fits in Heads Will Roll are very much like this I fear (he'd wear them better than Josh Dallas tbh)

Meanwhile Sirius

[outlandish-dreamer]

You see, I get that it’s kind of completely out of left field given both his character and the type of person he is. But let my boy Wolverine, please, I’m begging you. Let Logan be a little guy

[whipbogard]

Professorcore

[ponury-grajek]

rat man and monke man, what a beautiful combination

(pic without the censorship can be seen on my Patreon)

[yourfavecharacterisqueer]

[Morgana is holding Gahalad]

Arthur: Oh Gosh, I can’t believe one of us actually has one of these.

Merlin: I know, I still am one of these.

[ibrahim-mazur]

your attention please

peter spankoffski uses bobby pins in his hair

that is all

[n00bcat1234]

A lot of people dismiss Heart as being the random one of the group.

My response to that is HAVE YOU EVEN HEARD A MIND SONG?

In Be Born, his voice randomly glitches out and variates in how deep and warped it is, and in The Mind Electric, there's constant random glitches and sound effects in the background.

This is all due to his entropy. I feel like a lot of people just assume entropy is an extreme feeling of some negative emotion. It's indeed not that, I looked it up. IT'S BOTH UNPREDICTABILITY AND RANDOMNESS IN MACHINES DUE TO THEM NOT BEING ABLE TO REGULATE THEMSELVES.

Instead of wonky thermodynamics, it's chemical imbalance.

So no, he is indeed not as calm and collected as he makes himself out to be in the songs. In fact, he's all over the place.

[queerly-done]

Silly little Spinel drawing I did, he is so silly.

I haven’t colored or shaded anything in a hot minute so I hope this does him justice. This may also be teasing a thing I’m working on but shhhhh! Don’t tell anyone!

[neeeeeoposts]

(i saw someone write about this once and i wanted to rant about it more)

something i find pretty funny is that if we considered our roblox avatars to be alive or in some sense, real, then they would be the most fucked up and traumatized person youve met, maybe.

this mostly depends on how you play, but take this into account; your avatar could be living a peaceful and wonderful life at one point, like say any roleplay game such as bloxburg. maybe theyve aquired a stable job that provides for themselves and their home, they may even have a family to care for. they think theyre living the dream, that this is the highest point of their life

then the next moment they could be dodging natural disasters as it kills the person next to them, they have to watch as a monster rips apart their friend, or theyre now holding a knife, aiming at the head of an innocent bystander because its their objecctive to kill them. theyre being forced to run from a monster, they were granted with a curse that would never leave their body, theyre trapped in a never ending ride on an elevator, the list goes on.

the amount of times that they have been shot, watched someone die before their eyes, been the one to cause someone elses death, fallen off a building, trapped in a void, eaten alive, hunted down by a monster, lost their life, it may all be too much to count. maybe theyve just lost track by now, simply waiting for the scenery around them to flip and hopelessly watch as they die once more.

its that trope of ‘character being controlled by a god-like entity’ that makes it interesting, also the reason why i enjoy deltarune so much. your avatar, despite the way you make them and their appearance, have seen things that would be horrifying to their or any persons eyes but to you, youre the one playing, so you find enjoyment in what your avatar sees as horror.

but thats just a funny thought.

[caramel-covered-apples]

“transgender operations on illegal aliens in prison”

[lazulian-devil]

Sometimes im worried about the fact that all of us like Nefarian Serpine so much.

Its arguably because the man serves cunt whenever he is so much as mentioned.

But then I think about all the horrible shit hes done and Im like "Should I really root for this man?"

But the protagonists are friggin Valkyrie Cain - a not-so Mary Sue who was literally inhabited by a god - and Skulduggery Pleasant - the biggest shithead detective who ever lived died and has also killed thousands.

So I think, at the end of the day, i'll take the green eyed funny guy who serves cunt while murdering. Because Valkyrie has like brown eyes and Skulduggery has no eyes at all and I prefer my cunt serving antiheroes to have green ones.

I dunno. Just feels right.

[bloomvalyria]

bg3 update:

I have officially begun Act 3 which means I must finally confront the question that’s loomed over my play through since starting game

do i ascend astarion?

[b-vil-bee]

"Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye

You were bigger than the whole sky

You were more than just a short time"

Missing them..