#Thanks Dan

[bloody-wild-doomdays]

I have a confession y’all

When I was at the ripe, impressionable age of 14 I became obsessed with Bastille and watched countless interviews of the boys to catch up on the fandom. One time I watched an interview where Dan said that he never used hair conditioner (because for some reason every interviewer had to ask at least one uncomfortable question about his quiff). And so I decided that I wanted to be like Dan and not use conditioner because he was cool (and because I too was a fan of his hair). So I stopped using hair conditioner and my hair actually became much healthier. In fact, conditioner made my hair so greasy and flat, and when I stopped using it I got so many compliments.

I am currently 23 years old and in graduate school, and I still do not use hair conditioner. I probably save myself like $60 a year by not buying it, but every time I have to explain to my roommates why I don’t use conditioner I come up with a lie. Because how could I say that the reason I figured out my hair was better without conditioner was because I wanted to be like a 29 year old British man with funky music.

I also still wear black vans because of Dan, but that’s another story

[cemeterygrace]

once again considering a fruity little mullet for myself

[dese-o]

I hate Horus, thanks the end and the death part 2 :(

[simplydnp]

'wassup lovers' is a Lot

[godmademewithoutarms]

Wasn't expecting pet play in my amazingphil video today

[gayphiances]

i hope dan posts all the stories to the tit highlight on his in instagram we need this date immortalized

[simplydm]

No one:

My brain once every few days: “trees, trees, trees to my left. Trees, trees, trees to my right. Trees, trees, trees to my back- AAAAAAA”

[lostnlucky]

when i was a kid i loved deer and one day my parents bought me a postcard with a deer on it and i was so excited that in the car i ate the postcard and then cried because i didnt have it anymore anyways this is about love and consumption

[qoppybirdie]

idk why i wasn’t expecting much attention on the boss + the last unicorn drawings but im very happy yall like it 🦭🦭hell yeas. my vision is being seen

[newyorkkiss]

[vvatchword]

[rubysevens]

good grade on my silly little paper. time to bring out the daniel the stylite fan image

[starshroomsofdoom]

Some phone wallpapers I made honestly inspired by Dan and pls feel free to use

[pix-the-possuem]

Tada. Its my Protogen, but i drew him in an Animal Corssing-esk style. Who new that when you put an hour into listing to Game Grumps while Drawing would make me focus better? Its all thanks to Dans screams as he plays Wheel of Fortune :3

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