#Thank you op for the inspiration!

[ariadne-mouse]

Black cats for the season

[galaghiel]

sequel to this

[liefdesleven]

💤sid-wright-was-right Follow

Can ya'll stop posting anti-saint stuff... They're an oppressed minority, can we all remember that.....Saints get hunted every day, and ya'll are out here posting stuff like "Saw a saint in my bookshop's attic I'm calling the godkillers" like what happened to all godkillers are bastards

💡lesbian-saint-electric Follow

LMAOOOO what's wrong with you LOL of course I'm calling the godkillers if there's a saint on the loose that's fucking dangerous.

🌊whatthosetwinmouthsdo Follow

theres the legal gods fetishist coming here to defend godkillers

💡 lesbian-saint-electric Follow

Your url is literally whatthosetwinmouthsdo?? That's super illegal.

🌊 whatthosetwinmouthsdo Follow

at least im not supporting killing saints for just existing go shoot at a shrimp loser

🪰emperorinfags Follow

anyone in this thread smoke weed

[eligobrrrrr]

Tried to doodle Lae'zel

Hello, Trick or Treat! (⁠ ⁠ˊ⁠ᵕ⁠ˋ⁠ ⁠)づ🎃

I shall take your BG3 headcanons

Late reply but here's one!

Lae'zel doesn't have a sweet tooth per se, but I think she would like to bake. It's a very structured activity and very comforting, and I thinn it might be a nice bit of routine to help her adjust from leaving the military cult she was raised in.

Also the imagery of her wearing oven mitts is cute.

[holymaccaronii]

did a thing :]

OOOOH MY GGOOOODDDDD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I GIGGLED FOR A MINUTE STRAIGHT AT THIS HDBFBVGDJFGN I CAN'T WITH BE'S FACE ALL OF THIS IS LITERALLY SO THEM

AND I'M THERE TOO!!!!! THANK YOU I LOVE IT

[stealingpotatoes]

Hi, love your posts. Is the last 4 jedi a fic on A03? If so, could you send me the link or your username? I totally want to read it!

ok 1. nope just comics and 2. this isn't directed at you bc you've asked very nicely and politely, but I still wanna address this: I get a lot of comments on comics like "i need a fic of this op" or "someone write this!!" -- and i understand it totally on small hc comics, but on bigger comics it just feels rlly dismissive lol. like why do ppl want me to write a fic abt smthn, there is a comic telling the story right there!!!!

ig i'm just tryna say it'd be nice if everyone accepted comics as a valid form of storytelling and didn't see them as inherently subpar to fics?

[teal-fiend]

wizard who likes to do things for shits and giggles, turns you into a burger and leaves you sitting out.

someone else comes by and sees a fresh hamburger sitting out, abandoned. they realise it must belong to the wizard.

but the wizard has done them wrong so many times that the person decides eating their burger would barely even make up for it, so they feel entitled to steal the wizard's food.

At first they think oh no, maybe this burger is another trick, but they eat it and it tastes great. and they don't feel sick afterward - it doesn't have any negative effects. In fact, they feel satisfied, their stomach stretches nicely. it was just the right amount of food to sate their hunger, but not leave them feeling overly full. they scratch their stomach, easing into the feeling of being full, and they belch.

they lounge around for a while, unknowingly digesting you - they knew they ate a burger, but they didn't know it used to be a human.

the wizard eventually returns, and looks shocked and worried when their burger is missing.

the wizard asks the person that ate you if they have seen the burger. the person pats their stomach, saying, "it's in here"

the wizard laughs, not because it's funny, but because it's probably the worst thing that could have happened to you in your condition. Maybe it is funny. the person frowns, expecting the wizard to be annoyed at them (?) but the wizard wastes no time in telling them that the burger was someone that they transformed into food.

the person is in denial. the wizard is just saying that to fuck with them.

the wizard tells them not to worry about it, it's not their fault. And it's not like they'll face any consequences, so they should just enjoy the meal, take a nap, maybe.

but now they have to absorb the fact that what they're digesting used to be a human. the wizard leaves in a poof of smoke - another trick completed.

[chexmixup]

lingering on my skin like a burn

(Please read @geniusboyy’s Covenants and other Provisions, this has had me wrecked)

[ducktracy]

"posting this because i NEEEEEED this on my blog" is probably going to be the caption for 95% of the Shin-chan stuff i post BUT IT IS NO LESS TRUE BECAUSE OF IT. Masaaki Yuasa is quickly becoming one of my favorite animators and i want to have easy access to ogle at his work at any time. and i hope for you to do the same! so here's his animation for Ending 3 of the show from 1993

[atiglain]

tumblr in the TI universe

🏛  togasupreme Follow

please stop judging masons based on suit cut, especially if you’re not a mason. Some of us can’t afford to change out our suits every year, some of us like to express ourselves, and also it's genuinely rude!

🧶🔁 humanistacrochet  Follow

yeah i agree with this. if im going to judge a mason it'll be for shitty political opinions lol

🏺🔁 catullusmasonicus  Follow

op looks like this btw

🧶🔁 humanistacrochet  

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🌿  cousininthesheets Follow

okay how do you pronounce VADL (Vivien Ancelet Don’t Look) -> 

Vee-Ae-Dee-Elle (wrong)     ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ 1%

Vaddle (correct) 🟦⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ 2.3%

other? (tags)          🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦⬜️ 96.7%

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🧗‍♂️   greythelaws Follow

okay the problem with cookie is that theyre like a terrible person, but also really funny. like so so so so so funny i cant look away. i think they should probably get their head blown off (simulated, not real, VADL) but also i kind of want them to stay in politics forever

💜🔁  masonidloveto  Follow

hey op

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💫cleopatrautopian  Follow

i wish people had better slurs for us tbh “astroturd” is so lame are you in middle school? lol. moonman is okay but lacks punch. 

👩‍💻🔁upunk  Follow

Ive heard “mooncel” before but i have no idea where the suffix originated from. 

💫🔁 cleopatrautopian 

I like mooncel... maybe moonfucker would work as well? we should workshop this. 

🌏🔁 postsfromuranus Follow

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🪓  hobbesian   Follow

people love to say apollo mojave was so cool and awesome but we hooked up at campus and the dick was mediocre tbh..

🌟🔁 protectthegreat  Follow

me when i spread misinformation on the internet

🪓🔁hobbesian  

????? lmao I’m sorry did you take their dick?? you want to submit a competing complaint? write a counterclaim on Snopes.com? want to sit in their room on alexandria campus (not air conditioned) listen to them drone on (spit flying from mouth on several occasions) (beer breath) and take some dick that is, at best, a 6/10? be my fucking guest. 

🏺🔁catullusmasonicus  Follow

this is like poetry to me

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Anonymous asked:

I'm against OS on ideological grounds but i kind of wish they would take you out tbh...

🌕  lalunadeutopia Follow

this website’s hate mail game is insane.

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Anonymous asked:

its so funny that you’re getting hate for that apollo mojave post when all that you spread was the truth

🪓  hobbesian Follow

nah it wasnt even i lied i didnt fuck them💀 

#misinformation indeed

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[ariadne-mouse]

The wizards visit Frumpkin in the Feywild and he looks, uh, different. But more importantly: nap time.

@lady-shikibu drawing this lowered my blood pressure, thank you!

[ghosthoodie]

thats me ! what the freak!!!!!

[simcardiac-arrested]

the thanggg ... i need to draw her spooked more oftren

rating: CUTE! matts love being scared it’s part of their natural behavior. if your matt hasn’t been spooked in a long time consider a particularly unsettling unexplainable phenomena!

[shima-draws]

Big shoutout to One Piece for awakening my motivation and inspiration to draw when it was dormant for *checks calendar* over a year

[novorehere]

A wave of inspiration has hit me, and I’ve actually been able to write a little bit today and yesterday. Maybe this year I’ll actually be able to post something for vore day…

[the--highlanders]

I should write more weird horse kid jamie soon............