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*scrolls scrolls scrolls-* aHA! found it! *slaps the bingo card into your askbox* blorbo time òwó
i do not know your blorbos, friend, but i dont have to for this card! using your favorite blorbo - YES your FAVORITE! - mark the boxes that apply to it and Tell Me About Your Blorbo!
(i saw your sad meme and actually am interested to know who your favorite blorbo is, and what media they're from!)
U are very sweet and now I need to do the thing. In fact I will do it twice.
If we are talking about Flavor of the Week I am think so hard about Stain from bnha (and no i have not watched it, I see him through my opera glasses like "hey there handsome man".) I also blame a certain asmr artist for having an incredible stain voice that leaves me just AAAAAAA?
Mind u this is all PRE-I AM GOING TO RESEARCH THEM TO HELL AND BACK phase. Just wait until Im actually done researching Im gonna be insufferable. Also am I gonna self ship with him and my self insert? Maybe. Hes one of the first to make me feel ok doimg so :o
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Now if we are talking long term Ive had them for years lile a lil white dog with eye crust level of devotion Id have to say TFA Sentinel Prime.
What can I say except I have written fucking essays about this jackoff in discord and on tumblr. He is my silly rabbit. He is everything wrong with the system. He is perfect. He is so fucking flawed. The narritive fucked him over. I think he got what he deserved.
I used to hate him and think he was truly yhe worst character ever until I realized he just like me for real. A sap trying to adapt to a system that doesnt allow mercy or kindness or to even cry. Constantly pretending like you have everything under control because the alternative is admitting you dont. And thus showing weakness in a system where that isnt allowed.
I saw him in me and I cried thinking about it because I had the luxury to do so.
I love him lots but I would still mercilessly bully him because itf be funny.
I also ship him with shockwave because theyre both losers who are too devoted to causes that dont care about them
And if they can find comfort and solace in each others pain and suffering, then maybe things would be a little bit more peaceful.
I also headcanon Sentinel as a monster fucker and he heart eyes @ shockwave because (thank you @cloverpatches for this headcanon) shockwave is an insecticon amd sentinel is super fucking into insecticons (not bugs or techno organics, theres a difference).
So yes I have lots to say but this is already a longass post.
#Ask meme#Thank u for attending my ted talk#Aka me atanding on a soap box and yelling about charavters in the park#I greatly appreciate ur willingness to bite the bullet and let me scream like a feral ape
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something about marcille and laios loving falin even while monstrous + a Certain Somebody immediately trying to kill her (again) for it (due to the idea of better dead than monstrous) + recurring themes im picking up of monsters as the Other and the toudens being very autistic coded (othered) just like. idk. im connecting dots
#beeep#dunmeshi#also like? that thing people do where they see autistic woman and go quirky girl :) but then those same behaviors in a man are signs of fai#ure. which is misogyny btw like of the infantilization etc kind. an inability to see complexity in women etc etc#anyway#yeah. im monsters . toudens are monsters. i love them. thank u for attending my ted talk#(oh i forgot the crux of it which isssss monstrosity as paralleling disabilities. like she nearly died and came back wrong and is rejected#for it.... better off dead than Wrong yk. just. raaaaahwr)#to be clear theres a lot of sarcasm on n off in the tags
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#I've been waiting for this one#victim mindset is such a thought terminating cliche that i usually see rich successful ppl use#i invite ppl to think a bit further than that#and to think outside of their own circumstances and developmental niches#inner peace is important but it cant change ur life#ppl in sudan can have inner peace but that wont manifest them out of war#ive just seen so many ppl make it and then think they did ot by manifesting it#you worked hard and opportunities lined up for u and that is incredible#but i dont think u can hack the universe like that#i think if theres a joirney we were meant to go on then we will go on it#but it's ok to believe different things#i just often find it condescending seeing ppl make it and then tell everyone else they're just not doing a good enough job of being positiv#and theyre just not believing hard enough#dont get me wrong#i believe in manifestation#but i think it has its limits#you cant get anything you want imminently in this lifetime even if you work on yourself 24/7#sometimes you have to wait and go through the less desirable motions#sometimes thats maybe your place in the universe in this lifetime#idk#thanks for attending my ted talk#everyone's experience id different#that is the *spice* of life#i also believe in miracles#i believe in being gifted#but everyone is different and we cant do the same shit to get the same shit#imo#✌🏾#for the most part you can change yourself#not your opportunities
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Jamie Tartt x Fem!Reader: Neighbors
Y/N = Your Name
**I do not own Ted Lasso characters or the scene used in bold & italics or the New York, New York song by Frank Sinatra**
TW: Talking about Anxiety
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Y/N's POV
Moving to Richmond (Greater London, UK) from NYC (USA) was scary because you had never considered moving abroad until your boss asked if you could work in the overseas branch for 1 year. You said yes like the people-pleasing employee you are. You applied, got a visa, and then soon enough, you were in Richmond. There was actually way more to it. It was a horrid process.
You moved into a nicer neighborhood to a one-bedroom flat near a tube station. Your work was paying for your place to live, so you didn’t care. It did seem posher than you would’ve chosen for yourself though. Your mom would tell you to find a man here because she wants you to marry well and she thinks you’ve been single for way too long.
You met your first neighbor in the hallway one night when you were getting back from a concert and he tried hitting on you. You could tell he was drunk, so you told him no. You would say yes if he was sober and meant it. Also if you knew him well before he asked you out. You liked being friends with guys before dating them. He was hot though, so you made sure to note that one of your neighbors was hot.
The next week, you turned on the TV and your hot neighbor was playing football or as you called it soccer. You then stalked his social media and found his name was Jamie Tartt. He seemed like an arrogant player from what you could tell online.
One of your job's perks was attending an AFC Richmond game with coworkers where you saw Jamie Tartt play. He was actually really good. It's good to see that his attitude online could be backed up with such talent. You had a pint or two because your work was paying the tab. You screamed loudly at the win! You got to go to the press conference to get quotes for your work and you made eye contact with Jamie who you could tell kind of recognized you. You said nothing and looked away. You didn't want anyone thinking there was something happening between you two when there was not. After the press conference, you grab drinks at a pub nearby before heading back to your place.
When you make it back to the apartment complex, you slowly walk up the stairs and you hear, "I knew I recognized you! You're my new neighbor!" You look to your side and see Jamie smiling widely. You smile back and say, "Yes, I am. You also hit on me when you were drunk. I said no." He replies, "That was for the best, trust me. I was feeling like rubbish that night." You laugh and he asks, "Has somebody had a little too much to drink tonight? You're taking these stairs slowly." You answer, "1, that's none of your business, but 2, my work paid for half of the drinks I had today. So long answer, yes." He smiles and says, "I need your job then. That sounds ace!" You both walk up the stairs together before parting ways.
The next day, you hear someone knock on your door and Jaime is standing there happily with a bag in his hands. He exclaims, "Hey Y/N, I brought you a housewarming present. I didn’t know what you liked, so I grabbed a few different things. I hope you like it.” You invite him inside, he hands over the gift, and you open it. It's a small succulent, a small chocolate cake, and beer. You laugh and smile. This was actually really thoughtful of him. You say, "Thank you. I really appreciate it. I think I'll have some of the cake tonight after dinner." He asks, "Ooh what's for dinner tonight?" You answer, "I made chicken, veggies, and rice. It's simple but good." He replies, "That sounds really good. I'll leave you to your dinner and your presents." Without thinking, you ask, "Would you like to stay for dinner?" He asks, "Really?" You nod and he agrees to stay. You both sit at the table talking for a few hours until he starts yawning. You exchange numbers before he heads out.
You and Jamie end up texting every day. You also start eating dinner together once a week then slowly it becomes two times a week…and then it’s every night he is in town. He travels a lot for games and with friends. You alternate who cooks and whose place you eat at. It’s a nice routine.
You even go out with him to a pub one night and you both get drunk, which means you both think you rocked the karaoke. You woke up the next morning to videos of your karaoke with Jaime everywhere on the internet. Lots of people ask what you are to Jaime in his comments. You’re glad that your social media accounts are all private. Your coworkers somehow have seen the karaoke video and freak out that you know Jamie Tartt. You don't end up seeing him that week, but you still text. He makes sure you’re okay with the karaoke video being public and checks in to make sure it’s not ruining your life to which you tell him it is not.
It's a Monday morning when you get a text from Jaime asking if you could have dinner together at your place instead of his. You agree immediately. You're excited to see him again no matter the change in plan. You missed his bubbly presence and his kind soul.
You finish work early, clean your place, and then start making dinner. You manage to finish it before Jamie arrives so you keep it covered then sit on your couch to scroll on your phone until he gets here. You see AFC Richmond lost their away game over the weekend. Oh no:(
You hear a knock on your door and you open it to reveal a visibly shaken-up Jaime. He walks in and you follow him. You wait for him to speak and he says, "I'm so I'm so tired. I can't sleep. I can't eat. I wash me hair but I don't use any conditioner. And it's like what's the fu**ing point? I feel like the guy in the Red Bull commercial who's pushing the big rock up the hill, but but he's lost his wings. Y/N, I feel like I feel like I've lost my wings." You open your arms and he hugs you tightly. You rub his back as he cries into your shoulder. You sit on the couch as he cries onto you for a while. He then confides in you about his worries about his dad and you talk about anxiety for a while. He also talks about the constant losses that his team has had. You have your fair share of anxiety about life and you even have daily medication for it. Jaime calms down enough to eat plain rice, which you're proud of him for. You know how anxiety messes with your stomach. He thanks you before heading out.
Jaime comes over the next night crying again and he falls asleep in your lap on the couch. You wake him up after 30 minutes because supposedly 30 minutes is the time for a good nap and you don't want him to wake up achy. You did like it though. He looked peaceful as he slept and he was so cute all flustered from his sleep.
You don't see him the next few nights, but he asks if you can be at the game over the weekend. You let him know that you already have tickets from your work and he likes the message.
At the game, you cheer loudly for AFC Richmond and you get more drinks. You and your friends go buy merch... you buy a Jaime Tartt jersey because you can't help yourself. You want to show your support for your neighbor. He’s not just your neighbor now. He's one of your closest friends... And well, you like him a lot. He's cute, kind, and a really great guy.
You get a text at halftime from Jaime leaving you instructions on how to meet some girl named Keeley Jones who will bring you down to the locker rooms to see him after. He explains that he needs you after this game. You stop drinking alcohol and switch to water at that point. This sounds serious.
After the game which AFC Richmond lost, you navigate around drunk blokes and fans of all sizes until you see a blond woman who matches the description from Jaime. You ask, "Hi excuse me, are you Keeley Jones?" The blond woman turns, does a double take, and says, "Yes, who are you? Do I know you?” You answer, "Oh sorry, right, I am Y/N. Jaime texted me that I was supposed to meet you here." She replies, "Wow, you're fit darling. I should’ve expected he would find a babe. Follow me. We'll talk on the way." You have so many questions… You follow her on the field and off to the tunnels. She asks, "So, how do you know Jaime?" You answer, "I am his neighbor. How do you know Jaime?" She answers, "Ah I'm his ex, but don't worry about that. I am happily with Roy and happily the team's PR consultant." You reply, "That's so cool. I bet you get a lot of crazy stories from the job." She laughs and says, "Oh I do. Do you like Jaime?" You answer, "Yeah, but don't tell him. I haven't even told him that." She replies, "Oh why not? I mean, you're wearing his jersey and he invited you down to the lockers to see him. It seems serious." You reply, "We're just really close and I've been there for him recently. I don’t want to ruin what we have. My coworkers were buying jerseys tonight and I didn't want to feel left out. I have to support my neighbor. He deserves it." She replies, "I like you. We're going to be friends after this. Ok, so this is the locker room. They might be naked, so let me enter first. Then, I'll let you know when it's safe. Oh and enter your number into my phone. We have to have a double date soon." You enter your phone and wait in the hallway. You sigh. Keeley is a lot omg... she seems cool. Ex-turned-team consultant?! You also said you liked Jaime out loud for the first time ever. That felt good to get off your chest to someone.
The locker room door swings open and Keeley sticks her out saying, "All clear! The boys have clothes on." You follow her inside and everyone stares at you. You wave and say, "Hi I'm Y/N." The coach who you've learned tonight during the game is named Ted Lasso excitedly says, "Ooh another Americano! Ain't that cool?" You smile and say, "I was born and raised in New York City." Ted Lasso sings, "I want to be a part of it New York!" You sing back, "These vagabond shoes Are longing to stray Right through the very heart of it New York, New York!" A man standing near Ted who you can assume is Beard says, "Don't get Ted started. He’ll keep singing. Y/N, I think you sing better than that karaoke video of you." You start laughing and you say, "I blame the alcohol for how I sounded in that...Hey wait, where is Jaime?" Everyone shrugs and Ted says, "I think he's showering." Oh... so now you just have to stand in the locker room ... great... Everyone introduces themselves first and you shake a lot of hands. Ted offers you to wait in his office with Roy, Keeley, and whoever wants to talk. You take up his offer because you feel awkward standing in the locker room with everyone surrounding you.
You sit in the seat Beard offers you and talk with some of them. Roy slides next to you and asks, "How do you do it?" You ask, "Do what?" He answers, "Put up with Jaime every day. We hear your name every day, so I assume you hang out all the time." Keeley says, "It's true. It's Y/N this and Y/N that. But hey Roy, get this, she likes the bloke." Roy sighs and asks, "And what you doin' that for? You could do better. Keeley did." Keeley slaps him and laughs. You say, "I think Jaime is kind. Did you know he brought me a housewarming gift? It was so sweet. He checks in on me as much as I check in on him, which it’s nice to have someone there for me. We also both have lots of anxiety in life. He's very hug-able if you count that. He also makes me feel understood and I think that's important." You hear, "You're going to make me cry." You turn and see Jaime standing there. He opens his arms and you rush into his arms to hug him. You hear a laugh from him and he asks, "When did you get this jersey?" You pull back from the hug, do a turn, and answer, "Tonight! I had to support you! Do you like it?" He smiles and says, "Yeah I think you should never take it off... Ready to head out?" You nod, say your goodbyes, and leave hand in hand with Jaime.
Jaime opens the passenger seat for you and you slide inside. He gets in and asks if you're up for a drive to which you agree. You pick up food on the way and make it to a pretty park with an overlook. He rolls down the windows, turns the car off, and says, "I figured we'd just park here and eat. I don't want to go back to my place yet. I did want to see you and bring you here though... I come here a lot to think or run. You can use it for thinking and running too. It's even prettier during the day." You reply, "I bet it is. I saw you play and you were great. I'm sorry you lost, but I'm happy that I got to see the game. I like seeing you play." He smiles and says, "Thank you, Y/N. It means a lot to me that you showed up for me then and now. I appreciate you... I heard what you said 'bout me to Keeley and Roy too. It was sweet of you to say. I feel the same about you. You make me feel understood too." You ask, "What happened tonight? The text at halftime really worried me." He explains how he invited his dad who didn't show up again then tells you about other pressures in his life. You can tell he's trying not to fully break down and you reach out to hold his hand as he talks. He gladly takes it and you rub circles on the back of his hand.
You both end up eating your dinners before heading back to your apartments. Before parting ways, you ask, "Hey uh Jaime, do you wanna sleepover? I know hugs make me feel better when I'm down and cuddles are like one long hug." He laughs and answers, "Yeah, let me just put my stuff up and change. I'll be right over." You nod and head into your place. You wash your face, change into pajamas, and get water for beside your bed. You make a glass of water and set it on the other side too.
You hear a knock and you let Jaime in. He asks, "What no jersey?" You answer, "It was getting stinky. I sweat so much in it tonight. I'm sorry." He laughs. He follows you to your bedroom and you both climb on the bed. He says, "Thanks for asking me to sleep over. I wasn’t ready to say bye to you just yet.” You reply, "I wasn't ready to say good bye to you either. I like being around you." He replies, "I like being around you ... and I just like you." You reply, "I like you too." He asks, "Really?" You answer, "You've always been my favorite AFC Richmond player too." He smiles and says, "Thank you. I'm glad or this would be more awkward." You laugh and say, "You're so cute. I hope you know that." He replies, "My followers on Instagram agree." You playfully hit him on the shoulder and say, "I bet they do. I thought you were hot when I saw your Instagram, but I also thought you were a player." He replies, "Only a football player, love." You laugh and he moves closer to you. He moves a strand of your hair out of your face and asks, "So you think I'm hot?" You answer, “Yeah, what are you going to do about it?” He asks, “May I kiss ya?” You answer, “Yeah.”
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I visited Richmond omg and had to write an imagine about someone in Ted Lasso haha
#Ted lasso#Ted lasso Jaime Tartt#Jaime Tartt#Jaime Tartt x reader#Jaime Tartt x you#Jaime Tartt fanfic#Jaime Tartt fanfiction#ted lasso fanfic#ted lasso fanfiction#ted lasso fandom
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MY TWO CENTZ:
THIS MAN
IS THIS MAN-
AND THIS MAN-
-BUT LIKE IF THEY WAS ONE MAN
thank u 4 attending my ted talk :)
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My roman empire is that MCR has a song of my name and I literally kick my feet and giggle hearing Gerard sing my name <3
that's it thank u for attending my ted talk
#my chemical romance#mcr#my chemical fucking romance#gerard way#gee way#g way#ray toro#mikey way#frank iero
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continuing with my thots as requested….
pretty sure it’s the gay gay horny horny cigarettes ep of gayotic (could be wrong) but naomi mentions being like a stone top…
i’m just thinking like… calling them daddy while they smush my head into the pillow and smack my ass and split me apart with their strap 😁😁
and i just know they’d be a munch. like in the sheets yes but also in the streets. when they’re not lovin on u they’re running around to get u what u ask for in a heartbeat. they’d kiss your hand when you say goodbye & shit like that, not afraid to be corny and silly.
i feel like they’d do a fuckass british accent and say some shit like “i bid you adieu” like, they’re kind of a loser (i luv it)
the amount of money they spend on u is criminal. they’re basically to sponsor of your shopping sprees. and they obviously want a try-on haul after. i can imagine them sneaking off during your hyper-focused haze of being in target (i have adhd) to buy some expansive ass italian lingerie u wouldn’t let them buy in front of you, and surprising u with it at the end of ur haul.
headcannon! their favorite pet name for u is baby (i’m projecting shh)
semi-ironically (it gets less ironic everytime they say it) they call u schmookums. i will not elaborate. thank u for attending my ted talk
mama g, i humbly request to be 🍒 anon
gimme a sec to process....
first off, welcome baby! everyone say hello to cherry anon 🍒🥳
second, you need to lock me uP
(sometimes i feel like a baby gay because i have to look up kinky terminology ignore me)
i (ginger) canonically write mainly soft!gf, i'm not SAYING she's a pillow princess okay? i didn't SAY that, BUT soft!gf with naomi (esp) is very casual dominance in like everyday relationship, just has her shit together and naomi really looks to her for grounding. but in hc with soft!gf, yes, naomi is a stone top and i am not opposed to writing a fic with your scenario because it would be ON BRAND kay? naomi is daddy. period. no discussion. absolutely canon.
i have only written for them twice but i agree with everything you have written (and so beautifully might i add) they love you so hard it's criminal, like bouncing around you and making sure you're taken care of while you're staring at all of the different gel pens for 20 mins (may or may not have happened to me today in target) (i also have adhd <3)
the lingerie scenario made me take a puff of my inhaler because obviously they want a fashion show and then obviously, they are going to fuck the living daylights out of you while you're wearing it :)
baby is a good one! you are their baby so makes perfect sense! (in my fic yesterday i have hc that naomi LOVES to be babied on the dl, when they aren't feeling great you call them baby)
schmookums sends me to the moon tbh
#🍒 anon cutie#gingy talks TOO MUCH#we love naomi in this house#naomi mcpherson x reader#naomi mcpherson blurb
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I'm not a bully! by u/number1crsh
I'm not a bully! Alright, I know it shouldn't bother me but it just does. All of these bullying claims that have started to resurface and some of these royal correspondents have stated "Well, things are a little different in America, the culture is different..."NO! There is a HUGE difference between cultural differences and being rude, hateful and arrogant. I understand that to the rest of the world, Americans are seen as overbearing and pushy to get what they want and perhaps this is true for some but for the bulk of Americans, it is not. Meghan Markle is a woman that was never taught manners as a child. She was given everything she ever wanted and did not have to work for anything (or didn't have to work very hard IF she ever did any kind of work as a child). She was never taught the value of a dollar. She was never taught that every time you go to the store you don't get a toy, that only as a reward or a special occasion were you allowed to go pick out that one perfect toy that you have coveted for weeks before that moment. Those were the moments that as a child made you value what hard work got you and it taught you to be grateful and thankful for what was given to you. That is how most Americans (well, of my generation, the same generation as her, I will be 41 this year) grew up, to be thankful for the things they were given. If it were me and I had done all the hateful, embarrassing and unhinged things that Meghan has done on the global stage, my mother would disown me. She would not want to be associated with me because that is not the kind of woman she raised. She raised a woman that would stand up for herself but do so in a polite and respectful way.I really makes me angry to hear these reporters saying that the reason she was rude was a cultural difference. The culture is different, sure, but her behavior did not show a culture clash, it showed a grown ass woman that was never taught manners and whose head became too big for her own good, so she treated everyone, even the people stationed above her like they were ants under her feet.REPORTERS--IF YOU ARE HERE READING THIS--PLEASE start correcting yourselves. The reason for the way Meghan Markle acted was not due to cultural differences, it was due to her mean, hateful and dare I say, bullying, nature.That is the end of my rant. Thank you for attending my Ted Talk. post link: https://ift.tt/p47rivm author: number1crsh submitted: April 28, 2024 at 08:28PM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit disclaimer: all views + opinions expressed by the author of this post, as well as any comments and reblogs, are solely the author's own; they do not necessarily reflect the views of the administrator of this Tumblr blog. For entertainment only.
#SaintMeghanMarkle#harry and meghan#meghan markle#prince harry#fucking grifters#Worldwide Privacy Tour#Instagram loving bitch wife#Backgrid#voetsek meghan#walmart wallis#markled#archewell#archewell foundation#megxit#duke and duchess of sussex#duke of sussex#duchess of sussex#doria ragland#rent a royal#sentebale#clevr blends#lemonada media#archetypes with meghan#invictus#invictus games#Sussex#WAAAGH#american riviera orchard#number1crsh
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hello i am having rejanis/UIW thoughts on this fine Tuesday afternoon, so I have come to your inbox to share them with u
1. Regina and Janis listening to Red Wine Supernova while hanging out (and having a blast), and then when the second verse hits, both of them starting to get a teeeeeeny bit nervous because the lyrics are making each of them think about how they like each other and want to make out lmao
2. Regina opening tiktok to mindlessly scroll a bit, and one of Janis’s tiktoks being the first video to play (because shes always watching janis's guitar tiktoks lmao) and Regina almost throwing her phone across the room trying to get the video to stop playing. Janis is just like “…was that my TikTok?”
3. Janis trying argue with Regina (and once again only succeeding to flirt): “if I show you my boobs will you stop being such a bitch” (to which Regina’s brain short circuits)
Thanks for coming to my rejanis Ted talk. They are plaguing me with visions
I want to attend more of your TED talks tell me everything
i hope you don't mind me adding to your thoughts lmao
they just avoid eye contact as hard as possible during the second verse - Janis was totally singing along to it under her breath and just goes dead silent 😂
Regina would deny it as hard as possible. depending on how Janis is feeling, they might end up almost tussling for Regina's phone as Janis tries to grab it and prove that Regina was watching her tiktok
tbh I have nothing to add here this would break Regina so hard she may never recover lol
#rejanis#UIW posting#“plaguing me with visions” is honestly the most accurate description of what it feels like to think about them#i love it
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Iiiii did it againnnn (made a new character) (she’s cool as hell tho so it’s fine right)
She’s a half-elf drow (who was a necromancer), and *was* pretty fuckin good at it. So good, that when she died. She refused to do so. She was like “ermm stfu myrkul i aint listenin to you now i’ve been fuckin w/ u my whole life i will not stop at death.” Kinda funny, local sorcerer refuses to fucking die. So now she’s possessing her own corpse. Out of sheer will.
Now, you may ask "trag, why is she Ivl 1 if she was a good enough necromancer to literally refuse death?' GOOD QUESTION.
The answer is: one: she got tadpoled ): we all know being tadpoled fucks shit up, as seen in the case of Gale and Wyll and basically everyone
Two: basically her body is fuelling her spirit and her spirit is fuelling her body in a fucked up mutualistic relationship. Her body relies on her magical energy to yk, not decay on the spot (tho it is slowly decaying, adding to the urgency of getting a cure for the tadpole and getting her magic back to its og level). And her spirit needs a vessel.
Plus, the connection b/n body and soul is a bit fucked so her soul is basically a bunch of raw magic inhabiting a human container. Ain’t that great (:
Also also: now she’s a Wild Magic Sorcerer. For fun. And bc again: shit’s fucked. Thank u for attending my ted talk
Her name currently is Ceridwen, after the Celtic deity of rebirth, but also considering naming her Athenios which is a feminine variation of Adonis. Idk tell me which u like more (if u want). SO HERE’S WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE BABEY‼️ (Image and more under the cut)
SO.
Yeah obviously she’s kinda pale (for a half-drow) and the face paint is to distract from the bad circulation (which she still has circulation and stuff but biological processes are slow). She’s missing an eye (which would look red but there’s no option for that so idk maybe she has a tiny scrying eye replacement that’d b cool as hell). Her other eye is a dark blue and her hair is reddish brown bc google says that shit happens after death. Also! Her pupil is supposed to be white. But again, no option for that. Anyway, I love her, tell me what u think (:
Love youuuu
#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate iii#bg3#bg3 tav#bg3 oc#baldur’s gate oc#oc intro#wild magic sorcerer#necromancer#mentions of death#there will be more#lots#the brainrot is real#traggy’s shit#Tortured Darlings
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I love how I ran to you for this, but I was up crying because I remembered this one therapist guy reacting to Chan and ever since he said that Chan was just a child trapped in an adult body everything Chan did made sm sense to me. It just makes me so sad when I hear people call him childish or cringe because… YEAH? Yanno, he started working at such a young age, of course he’s going to act like a child because he never really got to growing up ): and what breaks me even more is when he does it around skz it’s because they make him feel safe and I— That makes me cry sm idky. (Also the “But does growing up change your body? Or does it just change your soul?” trend brought me here because I saw one of chan and I literally started to cry.)
I just… when I learn stuff like that about people, especially celebrities I really feel for them because do you know how sad it is to waste your childhood literally working so that you can achieve your dreams and make sure that you and your family never have to worry about money again? That aspect of some people’s lives really just makes me so sad. So I say fuck it, let them be childish!! Let them be the child they never got to be growing up!!! Chan just wants to be playful and silly and cute, so let him!!
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You know what’s SO FUNNY…….. I had a long ass rant about this exact thing in my drafts and I deleted it TODAY bc it was just clogging space in my drafts but I get EXACTLYYYY WHAT YOU MEAN and I absolutely agree !!!!! One of my least favorite things in the world is people who “cringe” at others or think less of another person for acting a certain way and I think people do it SO much to Chan and for such unfair reasons too. He gave up his childhood to be an entertainer and then he cries at a show or he acts a lil silly goofy and all of a sudden people want to make fun of him, just for a split second that he’s not living up to this idealized version they want him to be. He’s literally just a guy at the end of the day who happens to have millions of people analyzing his every move 🤕
I saw this really interesting video about “cringe culture” too, and it basically summarized that “you can never be truly free if you cringe at other people, and when you do cringe at people, it’s because you’re not free”. Basically this endless cycle of expecting everyone to behave the same way and not embarrass themselves because WE project our own image onto them and cringe at the idea of others cringing at us. And in doing that, we live our whole life trying to not be cringy. Which is…. Even more cringe. Just let people be themselves!!!!! Let people be silly and funny and childish and make jokes. And even if you don’t like it, you won’t hold those expectations for yourself, and you won’t live with this constant fear that people are cringing at you. I think people who cringe at Chan just project very heavily, because they don’t feel like they can be as lighthearted and caring as he is. That’s a problem for them to handle, it shouldn’t mean Chan has to change in the slightest !!!!!
I love Chan and I don’t care if people say he acts childish or silly like he’s literally the best guy ever and he deserves the world. Thank u for coming to my ted talk !
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Sammy IRL rants abt sammike and the fandom. (not directed at any creators, keep it up sammike tumblr nation! /gen)
I wish the fandom knew more abt sammike and it wasnt always. with me forced into another existing character. like no im not the freddy bully, or the bonny bully, or the phone guy, im me.
Im henry's son. Samuel "Sammy" Emily
I sadly was an outsider to all the bullshit that went on in Hurricane agaisnt my own will. I wanted to know. I wasnt able to do anything about it. I didnt knew how Mike was doing for years. I WISH we had worked together! but that only can happen in a No One Dies timeline.
I just wish to be my own person in the fandom and not made a baby, because in some memories I was even OLDER than Charlie, and Mike was always around my same age! When I say we've known eachother our WHOLE lifes I mean it. When I first saw Michael's face I was probably under a year old. I cant remember because 1. IRL mems can be fuzzy and 2. most ppl dont remember things before age like 3 or 4, but I do know our parents were friends before we were even born, and we played together and attended each one of eachothers birthdays, we were best friends before lovers, childhood bestfriends.
When we grew up we had a fall out, because of his new friendgroup, which I'd join later on anyways (on a particular timeline. because yes i remember different contradicting timelines.), but before that I was always trying to impress him and them so I could spend time with them. When we did spend time together, at first theyd tease me for being the youngest, shortest and weakest, and he'd always go out of his way to defend me, help me when I got hurt trying to pull out some dumb trick to get their attention and a couple times even canceled hang outs with his friends when I was having some issues (wont go into detail, but wanna clarify it has nothing to do with my family, they were GREAT and whoever says Henry Emily OR his wife play favorites f u. that couldnt be more far from the truth.)
OH here's sum memories I love: Taking care of our little siblings (where theyre all fairly younger than us and we were way older than them in comparison. also no one dies au), taking them to the park, staying home with them when our parents went out on date nights, it was great honestly. we all loved staying in having ice cream in front of the TV with a fan (or more), while Fazbear and Friends was on!
Sorry yall, im going a bit loco. I uh. yeah anyways this is a sammike household, i 100% respect other ships but i dont wanna see them here, on this account, so like ik no one has yet but just in case if anyone wanted to know my opinion on other popular ships like jeremike or mike x the other bullies: sammike is better, i am 100% bias and i wont apologize. ive never been more comforted than I am by my boyfriend and seeing anything of us together. even when people get it wrong. SPECIALLY when people getting right [looking at one of my mutuals w the realest sammike takes ever] I JUST. i wont give my opinion on other michael ships, only will say "sammike for the win" and thats all.
Thanks for comming to my TED talk, sorry for the rant, it WILL happen again. most likely.
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#sammy emily#fnaf irl#delusional attachment#fictionkin#fictkin#sammike#personal rant#sammike rant#memory rant#sammy emily irl
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Kazuha: Two places you should not have to pay for parking:
1) THE UNIVERSITY YOU ATTEND
2)THE HOSPITAL???
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#incorrect le sserafim#incorrect fimmies#le sserafim#nakamura kazuha#le sserafim kazuha#kazuha le sserafim#incorrect quotes#incorrect kpop quotes
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What’s your favourite x files episode?
OK SO too many to choose but 5 shout outs
HOME (s4, e2) bc I remember when I was growing up my dad had all the dvds of the series and i remember that season 4 was the ONLy one that was rated 18 bc of that episode. so the rest of the episodes/seasons were like 12/15 so my dad was like u can watch the x files but dont watch home. but then we watched it bc it's his favourite. every time i talk to him about the x files he tells me EVERYTIME that it's the only episode to never be repeated in broadcast bc it's so spooky and because it's one of the most fucked up episodes
X-COPS (s7, e12) bc its so fucking funnnnn like at season 7 we're still loving it and having a lot of fun but u know...its the 7th season of a show so maybs we're gettin a lil bored BUT THIS EPISODE IS SO FUCKING FUN and i love it. u can tell how much fun the actors were having and it's just great i watch it all the time
TERMS OF ENDEARMENT (s6, e7) i feel like this one is neglected but its the one w demon babies and bruce campbell and I love this one because the //twist// at the end fully got me and also Fox is like peak in this episode
BLOOD (s2, e3) id say i rewatch this one the most, i think it's well ahead of it's time and it's just an absolutely mint episode
THE POST-MODERN PROMETHEUS (s5, e5) its a classic and i think everyone agrees its one of the best episode. also, Cher?????????????????????????????????
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(also special shout out to the one with bees/wasps or whatever because that scared the fuck out of me when i was younger)
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By all rights, this movie?
-should be considered a Halloween movie
because it takes place right before, during, and right after Halloween right?🎃
But its not, why? I'll fuckin tell ya'll why!
Besides that throw away line of, "what are you gonna be for Halloween" at the family dinner at the start of the movie, would you have thought it was anywhere near Halloween in this movie?
no
u kno why? Look at the entire neighborhood before and fuckin on Halloween:
No Pumpkins, no decorations, no nothing (u can barley see a few on that garage on the upper left) theres no Halloween feel to this place and its broad daylight
Steven Spielberg did this deliberately, he knew what he was doing, this was a choice
and for real? It was a smart move. He probs didn't want his heartfelt tale of a kid and alien being lumped in with cheesy Halloween movies, but wanted to use the holiday as a fun way for the kids to smuggle E.T. out of the house
I respect this and its really executed well, Halloween comes so abruptly and is left behind so fast that you don't even dwell on it. Its only now after all these years that I was like hey if Die Hard is a XMAS movie and so is the original Gremlins, then why the heck isn't E.T. a Halloween movie and thats when it hit me:
Die Hard/Gremlins always have Christmas in the background, you are constantly reminded of it, but E.T. has no Halloween in it at all
Just some kids in costumes walking around a brightly lit street at like fucking 5pm, nothing about it feels Halloweeny at all and that is by design my friends
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