#Tf2 headcanon

[voiice-of-the-soul]

some people say medic tf2 would be a good father while others say he would be a terrible father but i strongly believe he would have a morticia addams style approach when it comes to parenting.

all of his children end up being frighteningly intelligent little hellspawns whose idea of playtime is terrorizing each other and everyone else around them while medic just enables their behaviour like in this scene where wednesday electrocutes pugsley.

[gogopri]

I like drawing them with different hair colors

[boimann]

heavy is the biggest gossip

he pretends to be unintrested and quiet but he is actually secretly listening to everybody else's business, and since his grasp on english is not that strong some members on the team aren't as worried of him overhearing things,

than at the end of the day he goes to the med bay and reports all his findings to medic and the two of them just gossip together while medic performs surgery on heavy until the sun goes down

[coolfireguy73]

Boyfriends part 2

They are besties !

They are now, I'm sorry, it's true.

Also ! I drew a

BONUS:

What else did they do ? They definitely went to th restaurent.

What did they buy ? Which store did they went to ?

So many unanswered question.

(part 1 here)

[anonomi]

One of my favourite tf2 gameplay facts is that in competitive Spy's role is to make callouts and relay information to the team. Things like how much uber the enemy med has, how much hp, is the enemy team pushing in or not. He is basically Scout and never shuts up in the coms about the state of the game.

And for a comp Sniper, it is very important for him to know the state of the game. Because it tells him whether he should stay or go, if his team is pushing or falling back. It lets him know if the enemy spy or sniper is alive, if he should risk killing the medic or getting killed. To know this, he pays close attention to coms, especially to his Spy's.

So in competitive, a sniper and a spy work very well together, because Spy talks and Sniper listens. I even remember it being mentioned in a video that as a sniper your spy is your best friend! So it's canon, gameplay wise, that Sniper and Spy rely on each other and have a good relationship. Sniper is far away from the team but is always listening, especially to Spy.

[rainbowdelicgalore]

Spy Headcanon 2/???

He has a Rule that You Cannot Have Him Make Any Decisions or Ask Him Permission for ANYTHING Right After He Wakes Up, You Would Need to Wait at Least an Hour Until He is Fully Awake Enough to be at Full Mental Capacity

This is Because He Will Say Yes to Any and Everything You Ask Him If You Do So if He's Still Not Fully Awake/Just Woken Up (Basically, In his Sleepy Mind, Saying Yes Makes People Go Away and Shut Up Faster)

The Worst of These Incidents was When Demoman Asked Spy Just as The Masked Man Woke Up One Morning If He Could ""Take a Couple" of His 1962 Château Matador and Other Rare and Expensive Wines and Spy Had Said "Go Ahead, I Don't Care"

WORST MISTAKE OF SPY'S LIFE

When Spy Had Fully Woken Up an Hour Later, He Came to See That His Wine Cabinet was Ram Shacked and All His Wine Pretty Much was Consumed by Demo and the Rest of the Team

Now It's a "Funny Story" That The Mercs (Esp Demo, Soldier, and Scout) Love to Tell Each Other When Feeling Nostalgic, Spy is Utterly Ashamed and Embarrassed About It!

Moral of the Story: Don't Let a Half Asleep/Not Fully Awake Spy Make ANY Kind of Decisions EVER!

[tf2-thevictorandthewarden]

I think Sniper has a good self esteem, when there is nobody around to compare himself to. In solitude where there are no social skills that must be put to use.

Where there are no other Australians with their corresponding chest hair and moustaches. Where he can feel cool and mysterious and indulge in his special interests. Where there is no one to think he's weird and reject him.

[another-delta-lover]

show me ur tf2 fan designs!!!! i want to see em :]

HELLOOOO SORRY I HAVEN'T REPLIED THIS IN SO LOOONGGGG, I'VE BEEN PROCASTINATING A LOTTT

HERE THEY ARE!! SORRY FOR ANSWERING LATE.. THE PROCASTINATION DEMONS.... ANYWAY. These are mostly based on lil pootis blu designs. not the RED ones bc they already exist. INFO ABOUT EM:

Blu Scout:

His name is jeremy

he's RED scout's twin, both are bio children of RED spy

he makes out with BLU sniper

out of the closet, BLU medic made his TRANS sugeries

BLU soldier:

his name is John Doe

he's traumatized. The war.

RED Soldier is his clone

Makes out with RED demo, but still in the closet

BLU pyro:

sad bc she can't light stuff on fire (he lives with the other BLU mercs IN A PLACE WITH SNOW!!1[lil pootis changed me as a person])

She's RED Pyro's clone

likes the BLU Spy's style teehee.

has shown their face to the team

BLU demo:

I forgot what name I gave her aughh

He's RED demo's clone

even tho she's mtf, she doesn't want to transition and still uses he pronouns, WHICH IS TOTALLY VALID.

Beautiful hair

WEARS A SCOTTISH SKIRT

BLU Heavy:

His name is Nikolai<3 sighhh...

he's the most perfect man you could ever meet. He's soso nice... 💕

he has daddy issues. He lived with like 10 brothers, he was the middle one. He wasn't treated right 😔😔😔

he would be the best dad ever AUGHHH

He's secretaly married to BLU medic teehee

BLU engie:

His name is dave :)

He's red engie's clone

he's taller than RED engie, they also like to spend time together even tho they're the same person

BLU medic:

His name is Frank (REFERENCE TO MY FAV BOOK)

His fav dove is called Viktor (ALSO REFERENCE TO MY FAV BOOK)

He's RED heavy's ex 😶we don talk about that tho.

He makes out hard with BLU heavy. He likes his organs. In taste, I mean. He a lil insane. but he'll be fine (<- me when I lie)

RED medic is his clone. He's terrified of him. He's the one that created the clones of all the mercs that have clones. He regrets it.

BLU sniper:

I forgot his name too aughh

He's BLU scout's partner

She's RED Sniper's clone

THEY HATE IT HERE. THEY HATE COLD. TAKE THEIR AUSTRALIAN ASS OUT OF THERE!!!

He has inmense beef with RED spy bc she's making out with his son XDD

BLU spy:

The salesman and the hooker.

she's RED spy's clone

they have the MOST PRONOUNS BC THEY WOKE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

she likes to be annoying towards RED spy, RED sniper and RED engie.

he's a CUNT

IF U HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT EM I'LL GLADLY ANSWER EM ALL!! SORRY FOR YAPPIN TOO MUCH BTW

[rengineer]

Sending my condolences

" Thanks, Mister. " Dell’s voice held a note of surprise, his eyes studying his dad's old colleague. He hadn’t expected the man to track him down in the workshop, let alone to send his condolences for his late father — a subject he had barely touched on since he got the news.

He hesitated a moment before asking, " So, er— what was workin’ with my dad like? " The question felt odd on his tongue. Growing up, his dad was often a distant figure, always busy with mercenary work, rarely home for more than a few days at a time. Yet, Dell had been happy every time he returned, excited as any kid to see his father walk through the door, even if the moments were brief. They'd have spent time tinkering with junk they found by the side and went camping together. He'd considered himself luckier than a lot of kids, he'd considered himself lucky for having a 'father figure'. He looked up to him, and wanted to be like him.

Yet as the years passed, his dad’s absences became longer, and their once-easy closeness turned to a comfortable silence, then to something else — distance, he supposed, though he’d never labeled it. But it felt comfortable. Mr. Conagher had been a presence Dell didn’t question, the kind of man who stepped in and out of his life but who left a big enough shadow for Dell to feel like he still had a father. But thinking back now, Dell realized just how little he’d known about him. That was something he’d never thought too deeply about. It had been easier not to.

Their time together had been enough.

" Ahem, wanna come inside and have a drink? "

[arl3kinka]

pretty sure sniper knows how to make different types of knots and then struggle putting on a tie

[ionlypostmymeemocs]

I love how as us the TF2 community...

That someone just made a headcanon of Sniper makes weed for his team and smokes the weed...

And the whole TF2 community just accepted as canon...

[tf2-headcanon-quotes-confesions]

Uhhh, hear me out on this- (yes, we all agree on him being trans bi boy but aroace Scout could low-key would make sense, specifically the moment he learns about miss Pauling being a lesbian and her helping him understand more about sexualities and that genuine love isn't always just romance and flirting, he'll probably learn thing or two.)

fantastic picture

[creativegirl247]

Break from art posts for a thing about instrument headcanons(+some canon) for the mercs!

Scout plays the bongos in his spare time. He plays it in the Runner's Rythm taunt, although idk if it's a canon taunt.

Demoman can canonically play the piano, as seen in Expiration Date, but it's unclear how well. I headcanon that he can also play the bagpipes because of his Scottish origin.

Soldier is seen playing a trombone in the Fubar Fanfare taunt, but I headcanon that he can play the trumpet, idk how well tho.

Medic is seen playing the accordion in the Surgeon's Squeezebox taunt, but I imagine him playing the violin, and he's pretty talented at it.

Sniper canonically play the sax and is seen playing it in Expiration Date and in the Killer Solo taunt, but upon further research, he plays the didgeridoo in the Didgeridrongo taunt, but I can't really see him playing it.

Engineer is literally playing the guitar throughout Meet the Engineer. The instrument appears in the Guitar Smash taunt, electric guitar in the Shred Alert taunt, and plays a little guitar tune in an unused taunt without a name. Notably, he also plays the banjo in the Dueling Banjo taunt.

Heavy doesn't seem like the type to play an instrument. His hands are really big and would probably struggle with precise playing. In terms of canon taunts, he doesn't play anything, and the Bolshevik Ballad isn't in the game.

Spy may or may not play the piano. I've seen him depicted singing, but with a guy who smokes that often probably doesn't sound great.

Pyro... Oh, Pyro. I've seen him depicted playing the piano as well, whether it be a grand on or a child's toy, but I want to note that the Rainblower looks a lot like a brass instrument, maybe hinting at something. No headcanon here, I don't know if he would actually play anything.

I hope you enjoyed my little insight. I've been wanting to do this for a while 💀

[boimann]

y'all ever think about how 4 out of the 9 classes in tf2 are disabled??

I think that's great!! but if we put our minds to it I'm sure we can also disable the other 5

[coolfireguy73]

Cryptid Sniper, and some Engi/scout bounding

Still working on the Child mercs comic, but I figured I haven't drawn anything cryptid related in a while

Cryptid AU master post

[anonomi]

I like to imagine that pyro loves space, especially stars and the friends of our planet. Mostly because stars are made out of fire and the sun is the brightest light there is, but also because space is just enthralling due to the vastness and the unknown. Like the urge to light a dark room up with a candle or I guess to set people on fire