#Tf2 headcanon

[boimann]

heavy is the biggest gossip

he pretends to be unintrested and quiet but he is actually secretly listening to everybody else's business, and since his grasp on english is not that strong some members on the team aren't as worried of him overhearing things,

than at the end of the day he goes to the med bay and reports all his findings to medic and the two of them just gossip together while medic performs surgery on heavy until the sun goes down

[voiice-of-the-soul]

some people say medic tf2 would be a good father while others say he would be a terrible father but i strongly believe he would have a morticia addams style approach when it comes to parenting.

all of his children end up being frighteningly intelligent little hellspawns whose idea of playtime is terrorizing each other and everyone else around them while medic just enables their behaviour like in this scene where wednesday electrocutes pugsley.

[coolfireguy73]

Boyfriends part 2

They are besties !

They are now, I'm sorry, it's true.

Also ! I drew a

BONUS:

What else did they do ? They definitely went to th restaurent.

What did they buy ? Which store did they went to ?

So many unanswered question.

(part 1 here)

[anonomi]

One of my favourite tf2 gameplay facts is that in competitive Spy's role is to make callouts and relay information to the team. Things like how much uber the enemy med has, how much hp, is the enemy team pushing in or not. He is basically Scout and never shuts up in the coms about the state of the game.

And for a comp Sniper, it is very important for him to know the state of the game. Because it tells him whether he should stay or go, if his team is pushing or falling back. It lets him know if the enemy spy or sniper is alive, if he should risk killing the medic or getting killed. To know this, he pays close attention to coms, especially to his Spy's.

So in competitive, a sniper and a spy work very well together, because Spy talks and Sniper listens. I even remember it being mentioned in a video that as a sniper your spy is your best friend! So it's canon, gameplay wise, that Sniper and Spy rely on each other and have a good relationship. Sniper is far away from the team but is always listening, especially to Spy.

[rainbowdelicgalore]

Spy Headcanon 2/???

He has a Rule that You Cannot Have Him Make Any Decisions or Ask Him Permission for ANYTHING Right After He Wakes Up, You Would Need to Wait at Least an Hour Until He is Fully Awake Enough to be at Full Mental Capacity

This is Because He Will Say Yes to Any and Everything You Ask Him If You Do So if He's Still Not Fully Awake/Just Woken Up (Basically, In his Sleepy Mind, Saying Yes Makes People Go Away and Shut Up Faster)

The Worst of These Incidents was When Demoman Asked Spy Just as The Masked Man Woke Up One Morning If He Could ""Take a Couple" of His 1962 Château Matador and Other Rare and Expensive Wines and Spy Had Said "Go Ahead, I Don't Care"

WORST MISTAKE OF SPY'S LIFE

When Spy Had Fully Woken Up an Hour Later, He Came to See That His Wine Cabinet was Ram Shacked and All His Wine Pretty Much was Consumed by Demo and the Rest of the Team

Now It's a "Funny Story" That The Mercs (Esp Demo, Soldier, and Scout) Love to Tell Each Other When Feeling Nostalgic, Spy is Utterly Ashamed and Embarrassed About It!

Moral of the Story: Don't Let a Half Asleep/Not Fully Awake Spy Make ANY Kind of Decisions EVER!

[wotyoudoinheremate]

Saxton Hale gives me "Bisexual Big Buff Man" vibes to me.

Idk why. But it feels right.

[tf2-thevictorandthewarden]

I think Sniper has a good self esteem, when there is nobody around to compare himself to. In solitude where there are no social skills that must be put to use.

Where there are no other Australians with their corresponding chest hair and moustaches. Where he can feel cool and mysterious and indulge in his special interests. Where there is no one to think he's weird and reject him.

[tezzbot]

Artblock begone I've got some fucking FREAKS to draw‼️‼️‼️ we r so back

[another-delta-lover]

show me ur tf2 fan designs!!!! i want to see em :]

HELLOOOO SORRY I HAVEN'T REPLIED THIS IN SO LOOONGGGG, I'VE BEEN PROCASTINATING A LOTTT

HERE THEY ARE!! SORRY FOR ANSWERING LATE.. THE PROCASTINATION DEMONS.... ANYWAY. These are mostly based on lil pootis blu designs. not the RED ones bc they already exist. INFO ABOUT EM:

Blu Scout:

His name is jeremy

he's RED scout's twin, both are bio children of RED spy

he makes out with BLU sniper

out of the closet, BLU medic made his TRANS sugeries

BLU soldier:

his name is John Doe

he's traumatized. The war.

RED Soldier is his clone

Makes out with RED demo, but still in the closet

BLU pyro:

sad bc she can't light stuff on fire (he lives with the other BLU mercs IN A PLACE WITH SNOW!!1[lil pootis changed me as a person])

She's RED Pyro's clone

likes the BLU Spy's style teehee.

has shown their face to the team

BLU demo:

I forgot what name I gave her aughh

He's RED demo's clone

even tho she's mtf, she doesn't want to transition and still uses he pronouns, WHICH IS TOTALLY VALID.

Beautiful hair

WEARS A SCOTTISH SKIRT

BLU Heavy:

His name is Nikolai<3 sighhh...

he's the most perfect man you could ever meet. He's soso nice... 💕

he has daddy issues. He lived with like 10 brothers, he was the middle one. He wasn't treated right 😔😔😔

he would be the best dad ever AUGHHH

He's secretaly married to BLU medic teehee

BLU engie:

His name is dave :)

He's red engie's clone

he's taller than RED engie, they also like to spend time together even tho they're the same person

BLU medic:

His name is Frank (REFERENCE TO MY FAV BOOK)

His fav dove is called Viktor (ALSO REFERENCE TO MY FAV BOOK)

He's RED heavy's ex 😶we don talk about that tho.

He makes out hard with BLU heavy. He likes his organs. In taste, I mean. He a lil insane. but he'll be fine (<- me when I lie)

RED medic is his clone. He's terrified of him. He's the one that created the clones of all the mercs that have clones. He regrets it.

BLU sniper:

I forgot his name too aughh

He's BLU scout's partner

She's RED Sniper's clone

THEY HATE IT HERE. THEY HATE COLD. TAKE THEIR AUSTRALIAN ASS OUT OF THERE!!!

He has inmense beef with RED spy bc she's making out with his son XDD

BLU spy:

The salesman and the hooker.

she's RED spy's clone

they have the MOST PRONOUNS BC THEY WOKE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

she likes to be annoying towards RED spy, RED sniper and RED engie.

he's a CUNT

IF U HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT EM I'LL GLADLY ANSWER EM ALL!! SORRY FOR YAPPIN TOO MUCH BTW

[tf2-headcanons-polls-confessions]

Sniper is the best singer but no one knows because he’d rather die than sing around people.

It’s revealed only years into the gravel wars on a road trip where everyone is singing along to Dream On. Everyone but him stops because he was hitting the falsetto perfectly and they were all in awe.

His face is stained red and he doesn’t speak to anyone for 3 days afterward.

[rengineer]

Sending my condolences

" Thanks, Mister. " Dell’s voice held a note of surprise, his eyes studying his dad's old colleague. He hadn’t expected the man to track him down in the workshop, let alone to send his condolences for his late father — a subject he had barely touched on since he got the news.

He hesitated a moment before asking, " So, er— what was workin’ with my dad like? " The question felt odd on his tongue. Growing up, his dad was often a distant figure, always busy with mercenary work, rarely home for more than a few days at a time. Yet, Dell had been happy every time he returned, excited as any kid to see his father walk through the door, even if the moments were brief. They'd have spent time tinkering with junk they found by the side and went camping together. He'd considered himself luckier than a lot of kids, he'd considered himself lucky for having a 'father figure'. He looked up to him, and wanted to be like him.

Yet as the years passed, his dad’s absences became longer, and their once-easy closeness turned to a comfortable silence, then to something else — distance, he supposed, though he’d never labeled it. But it felt comfortable. Mr. Conagher had been a presence Dell didn’t question, the kind of man who stepped in and out of his life but who left a big enough shadow for Dell to feel like he still had a father. But thinking back now, Dell realized just how little he’d known about him. That was something he’d never thought too deeply about. It had been easier not to.

Their time together had been enough.

" Ahem, wanna come inside and have a drink? "

[boimann]

y'all ever think about how 4 out of the 9 classes in tf2 are disabled??

I think that's great!! but if we put our minds to it I'm sure we can also disable the other 5

[a-lost-crow]

Headcanon that Scout drew a "Kilroy was here" drawing one time and Soldier thought he was the greatest man to exist

[coolfireguy73]

Cryptid Sniper, and some Engi/scout bounding

Still working on the Child mercs comic, but I figured I haven't drawn anything cryptid related in a while

Cryptid AU master post

[anonomi]

Not sure if it's the brainrot talking, but Spy has an anxiety disorder to me and I love it, that it's not the skittish, soft, nervous-wreck way, but the ANGRY, constantly irritated, snappy way. 100% he's got jaw pain from clenching it all the time. He's always wound tight cause he's thinking of 30 different things at once. I never really see that kind of anxiety anywhere, where you're not a soft little thing, but instead you're tightly strung, guarded, and a bit of a bitch.

Even better is that he's not all that, he's genuinely caring and thoughtful for the people around him, and is even a bit silly (listen to his dom lines), and goes out of his way to try. But he's just got a lot going on and it manifests in being a hardass. Love that guy.

[engiebabey]

thinkin very hard about cg!sniper so here u go its a hc

warnings: mentions of "daddy"/"dada", mentions of tantrums

likes being called dada the most i think, or daddy. it makes his heart swell to hear you call him the title, knowing that he's your safe space

really likes playing with your hair, keeps his hands busy and he likes the texture

since he has a really bad sleep schedule, he likes to spend the time he would normally go to bed to put you to bed instead. loves the domesticity of a nighttime routine, like jammies and baths and his favorite part of rocking you back and forth until you drift off

isn't really big on playing toys with you, instead prefers to stand and watch. it makes him feel useful to just keep an eye on you

it's a personal hc of mine anyways that this man has a huge appetite and eats everything in his path, so with that, i think he's very on top of meals and snacks. always packs a little pouch of something on-the-go like cheerios in his bags for you

is a very very patient caregiver. when it comes to meltdowns and tantrums, he tends to sit and wait it out with you

will hum tunes to you when you're being put to sleep or cuddling

since he has to be attentive for his job, he's very good at picking up your different moods and telltales signs when you're fussy, knows instantly whether you're tired or hungry or bored

will give you his carabiners and keychains to play with when he doesn't have any actual toys to give you

so many nicknames, you won't be called your actual name ever!! he'll call you little koala, roo, love, honey, little one/boy/girl, baby, etc.

hangs the pictures you color all over his camper with pride

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