#tf2 sniper headcanon

[doodlydoodlies]

Sniper Headcanon

Based on my post about the 7th comic

Sniper has kleptomanic tendencies but is completely unaware of it

He picks up stuff and just doesn’t put it down again. It’s not a conscious decision

It’s mostly smaller items

When he finds them in his pockets or in the van he will be like ‘huh that’s weird’ and then just shrugs it off

This means he has a lot of cutlery in his van and they are all mismatched

Spy once opened the drawer in Sniper’s van and the amount of cutlery was just ridiculous (especially for a guy who appriciates solitude). When Spy asked why he has so many, Sniper was like ‘I don’t know. They just keep showing up!’

He also steals from the other mercs but when he finds their stuff in his van, he gives it back to them. He genuinely thinks they just forgot it.

[engiebabey]

thinkin very hard about cg!sniper so here u go its a hc

warnings: mentions of "daddy"/"dada", mentions of tantrums

likes being called dada the most i think, or daddy. it makes his heart swell to hear you call him the title, knowing that he's your safe space

really likes playing with your hair, keeps his hands busy and he likes the texture

since he has a really bad sleep schedule, he likes to spend the time he would normally go to bed to put you to bed instead. loves the domesticity of a nighttime routine, like jammies and baths and his favorite part of rocking you back and forth until you drift off

isn't really big on playing toys with you, instead prefers to stand and watch. it makes him feel useful to just keep an eye on you

it's a personal hc of mine anyways that this man has a huge appetite and eats everything in his path, so with that, i think he's very on top of meals and snacks. always packs a little pouch of something on-the-go like cheerios in his bags for you

is a very very patient caregiver. when it comes to meltdowns and tantrums, he tends to sit and wait it out with you

will hum tunes to you when you're being put to sleep or cuddling

since he has to be attentive for his job, he's very good at picking up your different moods and telltales signs when you're fussy, knows instantly whether you're tired or hungry or bored

will give you his carabiners and keychains to play with when he doesn't have any actual toys to give you

so many nicknames, you won't be called your actual name ever!! he'll call you little koala, roo, love, honey, little one/boy/girl, baby, etc.

hangs the pictures you color all over his camper with pride

banner by me :)

[whaleofatjme1920]

In the Sniper x Reader praise kink post you mentioned that you usually write breeding kink, so... HCs for Sniper with a fem/AFAB partner that has a huge breeding kink? (Preferably where he has the same kink.) Thank you dahling~

Sniper, You, a Breeding Kink

[F!Reader]

[Warnings: smut, breeding kink, praise, MINORS DNI]

[AN: ofc here, apologies for taking eons to get this done. I’ve been busy and my love for this blog is uh, missing </3 I will never, however, say no to writing this specific kink lmfao, the horn dogs we are.]

Reblogs are appreciated!

Yes I do believe that Mundy has a breeding kink and I refuse to back down from that.

Though I will admit I don’t know if he actually wants to be a father so soon. It’s just, breeding kink is hot so. He’d be a great dad just saying future DILF material.

Anyways yes ofc, he’s going to mating press you. It’s his favorite thing to do. Loves when you’re folded just right and panting underneath him, taking his cock like it’s your only purpose.

He growls a lot! Tells you how good you feel and that he’s going to breed you, make sure you cock warm him too just so it takes and you get pregnant.

The whole act of being inside of you, creampies, they make him delirious in the best way.

He will mark you. Bites, mostly, just to make sure you know that you’re his and he’s the one that’s going to breed you. He has to.

Mundy mostly likes missionary or mating presses specifically for this reason, mostly mating presses. His hand will rest on your lower abdomen and he’ll smirk, teasing you about how deep inside of you he is while he fills you up.

Breeding is a whole night affair. There’s no quickie. He’s like legitimately in it to get you pregnant. He won’t have it any other way.

Lots of like, condescending praise? You know??? “Look at you all fucked silly, that’s what you are, your purpose, yeah? To take me and be filled by me.”

He rambles. A lot.

He likes if you mention you’re ovulating or tracking to make sure you’re fertile.

Please just beg him to breed you. That’s all he wants to hear.

Seriously cock warming. Lots of cock warming. He’ll stuff you full of his cum and then make you cock warm him, teasingly holding your hips and seeing how well you can stay still and let it take.

He’s always gotta cum inside, even if it’s not breeding kink focused during your time together?? If that makes any sense?

But creampies are intimate and something about you wrapping your legs around his waist begging him to cum deep inside of you and breed you makes his head spin.

Don’t worry, he’ll keep going until you’re knocked up.

[megaarn]

TEEN FORTRESS!!

I had the idea of designing what each merc looked like at 18, so heres my take on it! this was such a fun project, im thinking of making a comic based off of it...

[homkamiro]

Whatever. Throws you my headcanons

[orangeboxnlime]

Some basic RED vs BLU designs, with the idea that Blu mercs' accessories are mirrored

[ruthytwoshakes]

happy pride everybody, hope you had a good one! And I hope everybody's excited for disability pride month this July :)

We can't forget our friends and family in Palestine during the celebrations. There is no Pride in Occupation. And happy pride to our family in Palestine, we won't forget about you. Stay strong and fight like hell. I love you.

donate to the fundraiser below and join your local Palestine solidarity group. Hani Al-Sharif, his wife, and five children need to evacuate. They are very far from their goal. Any amount helps.

[vnynv]

body practice

[lycantrin]

I made these silly images of the mercs holding MLP figures, so do with them what you will

[dududisdudusdu]

Good old RedOktoberfest because I'm a tf2 yao(LMAO) enjoyer 👨🏻‍⚕️👨🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻🏋🏼‍♂️

[partyboyx3]

Hopefully this reaches the audience of slop loving freaks(/lh) who enjoyed my last installment

Here's the continuation I drew at 5am with a migraine

And some extra stuff...

I'm a big fan of stoner Sniper as you can see

Also a depiction of me suffering

[doodlydoodlies]

Headcanon: Sniper wears sweaters when he’s not in uniform

[fromcoomcave]

Request from Telegram!!

Sniper platonically shares his special interest in cats with Pyro and even tells them the mysterious skill of how to trim cat claws (safely)

[whaleofatjme1920]

Hello!!So i had an idea:

How would Sniper,Scout,Medic,Engineer react to their S/O still watching Australian kids show called 'Bluey'(I watched a few episodes and i already love the show sm)

Sniper, Scout, Medic, and Engineer and Bluey!

[GN!Reader]

[Warnings: Like, none?]

[AN: I love Bluey!! My favorite character is Chilli. How about you guys?]

Sniper

He's drawn to it just because it's Australian. You know how you get drawn to things just because you're related to it socially? Yeah that's him.

He really, really likes the show though he just won't admit it because he's not supposed to like cute things.

He resonates a bit with Brandy.

If you're watching it around him, he's going to stick around to watch it with you. Just gets sucked in, can't really look away.

No, he will not get you merch of the show.

Scout

You cannot get him to even LOOK at the screen when he's with you.

It's not that he doesn't like it! Far from it, Scout likes Bluey! He really, really resonates with Muffin! He just won't!! Admit!! It!!

You bring it up that you want to watch it with him and he says "no way! That's for little kids."

But the more he hears you talk about it... The more his intrigue grows. So he watches it by himself. And well. Well he loves it.

He will fight actual children for Bluey merch for both you and himself.

Medic

Yeah he doesn't really care. He will let you watch it as he does his work but he does not care.

He may or may not find Bingo more amusing than the others but he finds it silly kids media and mentions Sniper might like it more.

He does think it's cute that you like it though! He may or may not get you a dog based off of the Heeler family.

He actually can appreciate the score of certain episodes, like Sleepytime.

He knows too much about Bluey because of you and wears that information with pride. Thinks it's cute you're so into it, loves it, and loves you!

Engineer

Oh he just adores Bluey. Thinks the show is adorable, appreciates the subtle adult humor and how it's got some great lessons.

He's a healthy mix of Bandit and Chilli, and those happen to be his favorite characters as well! He thinks the show is a tad beyond its years and wishes he had something like it growing up.

He will talk about the show in the sense of theories and what not! Dell LOVES to talk about that kind of stuff.

He's always gotta cuddle with you when the two of you watch it. Finds it much better that way.

Yes, you two both get emotional over certain episodes. He will cry with you.

[ashersbunker]

The part 3 of my Soldier hc comic! This is to show the merc's reactions and thoughts of what happened in part 1.

Next part, helmet party <3

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[jigjag7]

YAY DONE FINALLY tf2 mercs + hcs i added some extra stuff for the mercs who i think have different genders or whatever depending on what team they're on