#team fortress two headcanons

[treatsf]

I see oh merc x merc this oh merc x merc that How about merc found family huh? Engineers the dad Snipers the mysterious cousin Heavy and Medic are the gay uncles Spy and Demoman are the grandpas Scout and Pyro are the children and Soldier is the brother thrice removed with the worst life advice possible?

[jar-of-ectoplasm]

BOOM!

state mandated character playlist just dropped i hope my supreme taste in music will please all my scout fans out there

[fromcoomcave]

Request from Telegram!!

Sniper platonically shares his special interest in cats with Pyro and even tells them the mysterious skill of how to trim cat claws (safely)

[jigjag7]

YAY DONE FINALLY tf2 mercs + hcs i added some extra stuff for the mercs who i think have different genders or whatever depending on what team they're on

[hoodoptish]

some strange doodles ok

[wilibub]

👍

[tf2thoughtdump]

TF2 Thought of the Day

Shared Edition

Headcanon? Pretty much.

Character(s)? Scout

Long or Short? Quick Skim

The thought of the day was provided by @gravitytrips

Thought

I can’t help but agree with this on so many levels. I wasn’t about to get photos of it happening every time but I three from the comics and one from a video.

[cbsxreader]

Another one I made (again, at like 2am)

[road-killkid]

He created gay ppl say thank you

[medicsbigburlychest]

where are my fellow transmasc scout supporters???

[treatsf]

I AM NEVER DRAWING THIS MAN AGAIN. /J

Anyway! Here’s a weird… au? Headcanon? Thing… of RED Scout / Jeremy. It took me 8 hours to draw and those are 8 hours I will never get back… body type / “base” under cut. (cw he is shirtless)

[scozthewoz]

merc sleeping headcanons

actually these are canon i watch them sleep

spy ▪︎ does not snore. or make any noise whatsoever. or move. he looks like a corpse when he sleeps aside from the very very subtle rise and fall of his chest. and he cannot fall asleep unless he's wrapped in 4,000 dollar silk sheets. he's also a very light sleeper and shoots up everytime the base groans or creaks.

scout ▪︎ snores suprisingly disruptively! still being obnoxious even in the clutches of slumber! he also fidgets like crazy, tosses and turns, and twists into the most ridiculous positions. he wakes up half-hanging off the bed with his blankets scattered on the floor most days.

medic ▪︎ also sleeps very corpse-like, but his breathing is more audible. he does NOT like going to bed and very frequently passes out on his desk. definitely has terrible insomnia he refuses to treat or acknowledge.

engineer ▪︎ also a workbench passer-outer, but instead of insomnia he's just the worst workaholic ever. and he snores like crazy. he'll usually wake up and just get right back to what he was working on like nothing happened.

soldier ▪︎ an incredibly active sleeper like scout. he's usually bear hugging something throughout the night whether it be zhanna, a pillow, or a giant teddy bear pyro gifted. death grip. you cannot escape it. he snores AND drools. bro sleeps like a dog having a bad dream

pyro ▪︎ nobody sees this thing sleep. the rare times it's witnessed, she's all curled up like a cat on the floor of her room with a stuffed animal. its unsure if they're actually sleeping however, because they do it so lightly that they immediately wake up if someone even glances at them, and the mask obviously obscures their face.

heavy ▪︎ sleeps like a fucking log, on his back, completely motionless. you can't wake this guy up. he'd sleep through a nuclear disaster. he has a snore that shakes the walls. he also has a very extensive nightly routine which involves checking on medic and taking him to bed if needed.

sniper ▪︎ his back is all messed up because he falls alseep just about anywhere. he can be in the most uncomfortable position you've ever seen just having a little cat nap. he's a very light sleeper though, so he wakes just as easily as he dozes off. his sleep schedule is so fucked he's surviving on coffee and willpower.

demo ▪︎ he also has a habit of passing out in random locations, usually from drunkenness. the other mercs find him in all kinds of wacky fucking places around the base just honk mimimi-ing away and have to drag him to his room. even when he's sober that day, he does rely on alcohol to go to sleep. it's not healthy.

[archimedesleftwing]

[robin374]

OMG HELLO, I'm not good with English so I'm sorry if it looks bad :((. I come to ask and request mercs for tf2 (or just snipers, scouts and medics) with an s/o who when they sleep together doesn't let them off, they are literally hugging each other from them and for nothing in the world does he want to let them go when they want to get up, thank uu byebye

"Don't go please"

A/N: I'm back from the death. Don't worry pookie I've got you.

Characters: Scout, Sniper, Medic

Info: Gender Neutral Reader. Romantic.

Scout:

I was going to say that he's exaclty the same. However, we all know that this man canno be still while sleeping. He doesn't do it on purpose of course, he is just naturally energetic, so he does in unconsciuly.

He goes to sleep with you between his arms and always thinks to himself: "I won't kick them out of the bed tonight." Only to wake up with you, still asleep, grasping his ankle for dear life at the edge of the bed.

If he wakes up before you, he embraces you and he waits for you to open your eyes to tell you that he held you all the night. Of course, you two have a job to do, and a Soldier out of your room's door screaming for you to 'get your asses up'. Surprisingly, he's the one to get up first, after trying to free himself from your hold.

"Alright, toots, it's time to get up..." he says as he leaves sofy little kisses all over your face.

Sniper:

It may not seem like it, but the moment he feel sconfident and comfortable with you and the relationship, he's exactly the same. i know that I always say it, but I will die on this hill: He's your wet cat man!!

He doesn't move while sleeping, he's usually very calm. There are times that you think he's dead because you can't hear his breathing. However the slight squeeze you receive when you move tells you that he's alive (thank god).

You two always arrive to breakfast late, because those '5 more minutes' become in 10, then 20, 30... Soldier has given up already.

He likes to feel your warmth and smell your unique scent. His tensed up muscles relax whenever he feels you near him, and more if you touch are touching him, even if you two are just locking pinkies togheter.

Whenever you don't let him get up from the bed, he just accepts his defeat and lets you wrap yourself around him. You remind him of a koala to be honest.

Medic:

Everyone thinks that he doesn't sleep...Honestly, I just think that he's the type of person that tells you to go to sleep early but he goes to bed at like 4 am or around that hour. Like he always tells you: "Y/N, you must go to bed early! Your body needs a minimum of 8 hours of sleep. Now go to bed, I will be with you sooner than you think."

Liar.

Even knowing that you are fast asleep and very comfortable in your shared bed he always wakes you up, telling you something really weird about his new experiment. "Do you want to see Scout's liver with legs?" He will ask you with a eager smile. Of course, he will drag you to his laboratory.

Everytime you hold his hand while you rub your eyes with the other. he's so happy to show you new things that he doesn't realize until later that you had been waiting for him. As an apology, he lets you hug him while you sleep. Then in the morning when Soldier knocks on your door he 'politely' tells him to shut up, and manipulates him into thinking that you need to have 8 hours of sleep to be fully focused on that day's battle. So he believes it and lets you sleep.

He's your silly mad scientist.

[hoodoptish]

well

[tf2-headcanons-anonymous]

What the tf2 mercs use as pet names

Mostly gender neutral

Scout

Hotstuff

Hottie

Cutie

Toots

Good lookin'

Soldier

Cupcake

Sweetheart

Sweetie

Precious

Pyro

Baby

Gummy bear

Muffin

Sugar

Really any cutesy name you can think of, like "Bear bear" or "Honey bunches"

Demoman

My love

Love

Still uses "lad"

Jewel

Heavy

Baby

Little one

Small one

Дорогой (My dear)

драгоценный (Precious/precious one)

Engineer

Darlin'

Sugar

Sweet pea

Hun\Hon

Love bug

Medic

liebling (Darling/Dear)

schatz (Sweetheart\Darling)

Dear

Mein Herz/Herz (My heart/Heart)

Sniper

Roo

Gator (As a joke)

Still uses "Mate"

Sugar

Peach

Spy

Mon amour (My love)

chère/cher (Dear/Dearest)

Rose

My love

My dearest

Rose

I can honestly go on for hours with Engie and Spy

Sorry if some of the translations are off, I used google translate.