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Tiny Sniper head canon

He will let stray cats into his camper at night just to have something to keep him company and tiny cuddle buddies at night can be nice. There’s one asshole cat that refuses to leave though and will scratch Sniper to hell and back when he tries to forcibly remove it. It’s an old ass cat too, with matted fur, milky eyes, arthritic joints, and constantly looks angry about the inconvenience of others needing to breathe around it. He calls it every horrible name in the book and constantly complains about it but gives it extra attention and scraps of his food.

He calls it old man when he’s not referring to it as a paragraph of obscenities.

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Imagine a fat character who isn’t physically strong and ALSO that isn’t the butt of the jokes.

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god I love people carrying momentums of dead friends/partners/etc.

* Sniper with Scout’s dog tags around his neck

* Spy wearing Sniper’s hat

* Heavy caring for Archimedes & him always perching on his shoulder

* Soldier having Demo’s eyepatch around his wrist

* Pyro with Scout’s wraps tied in bows

* Engie using Pyro’s axe

* Demo carrying Sniper’s glasses in his pocket

* Sniper wrapping himself in Medic’s coat

* Engineer using the dead ringer

…good stuff.

Especially when it’s not directly stated that they’re dead. Love me some blue curtains.

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Headcannon that RED Scout and BLU Scout are brothers.

They're twins so it means they're both the youngest of 7, but BLU is technically older by like 2 minutes.

BLU is older by 2 minutes, but RED is taller by 2 centimeters

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Redraw tf2 but my style lineup

cuz i hate the old one sm >:)

Bonus: shapes breakdown

I love spy’s shapes sm lmao

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I am sorry for my fandom hijacking your post and doubly sorry because I will be going on a rant about the fandom that has taken over your post but

THIS SCENE KILLS ME EVERY TIME (in an angry/annoyed way) BECAUSE. Medic did not throw the board because he lost.

Look at the pieces. Look at Heavy’s movements, his expression. Medic isn’t throwing a tantrum because he’s losing, he’s frustrated because Heavy hasn’t taken his turn yet. He’s annoyed because Misha is taking FOREVER to go.

When I see people STILL not getting the real joke 10. Years. Later. I just wanna

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i cannot for the life of me figure out how to get him to smile normally i don't know what i did but i can no longer get him to stop looking like a fucked up freak

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i love making art i hate the govt

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Queue’s empty btw! Feel free to @ me in stuff or hit the inbox!

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works been kicking my ass lately

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i like her

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Who Is Scout's Ma?

She's a character we know extremely little about, however when you stop to consider the IMPLICATIONS of what little we DO know, things start to get interesting:

1. She lives in the roughest part of Boston ("if you were from where I was from, you'd be dead") but dresses quite elegantly.

2. She had 8 boys, all of whom she raised BY HERSELF, and yet somehow she finds the time to maintain this impeccable appearance.

3. Scout clearly loves and admires her to a point where it's one of the few things he'll drop his "tough guy" act for, and dialogue in the comics like "Ma's gonna kill me if she finds out" implies he also still fears her disapproval, despite being a fully autonomous adult.

4. Spy, despite what he likes to pretend, is clearly head-over-heels for her. He even had her likeness engraved on his fanciest gun! (Note the distinct hairband & hoop earrings) For a man who avoids attachment to the point where he never lets anyone see his face, that's an unusual degree of infatuation.

5. None of Scout's brothers left Boston while he was growing up, despite a few of them presumably being adults by then. Not only this, they were still all getting into fights together, implying they were both continuing to live with or near their mother and brothers, AND had reasons to brawl with others beyond just some adolescent street scuffle.

My Theory:

Scout's Ma is the matriarch of a Boston-based crime family.

It explains her elegant appearance, how she and Spy were able to meet, why their bond clearly goes beyond a one-off fling, why she was able to be in Scout's life so much despite the financial burdens of being a single mother of 8, and why all of said 8 were continuing to get into fights with other locals. They weren't just some street gang, they were enforcers. It also explains why/how Scout got into mercenary work, his many mafia-themed weapons, and why he continues to fear her ire even as an adult.

Plus, take a look at this unused angle of the last photo from Meet The Spy:

You'd THINK a single mother from the rough side of Boston wouldn't appear so in-her-element on a fancy date with The Spy, and yet her appearance and demeanour here just SCREAM "confident and in control."

Scout's Ma is Boston's Godmother, and I desperately wish to see someone draw her as such.