#Teach Me Miss Litchi

[thepizzalovingturtle]

It might've been for the best that Tao didn't remember much from "Teach Me, Miss Litchi!" or that the episodes were not canon.

However, I cannot deny that the idea of Taokaka talking about things like the Ikaruga Civil War or NOL's reputation while Ragna stands there, flabbergasted at what he's hearing, is funny to think about.

[mangocoal]

Was inspired by one of the insert images of BB Radio. Unfortunately, I can not understand Japanese so I dunno the context of the image. https://blazblue.wiki/images/d/dc/BBRadio_Dynamic_Ep._6_Insert_Image_26.png

[smellpelt]

remembered about Ragna disliking needles

[nkn0va]

Walk with me for a bit. (this is not an request just me yapping) Kokonoe working in her lab she feels funny but doesn't think about it but after a while she feels super hot and thinks "Oh. I'm in heat. Huh. Where's my husband at." And then she tracks down S/o terminator style even tho S/o is still at their house unaware about what's about to happen

She's going to bust into the house from the ceiling on top of Tager like she does in that one cpex episode of Teach Me, Miss Litchi (Episode 5 or 6 iirc), promptly tell him to piss off, and point straight upstairs and be like "Bedroom, now." The last thing S/O sees before walking towards his doom is Tager giving a sympathetic look from outside, promising to give a soldier's funeral if he doesn't make it out alive.

[kuradoberijam]

Pet Peeve and Happiness for Jin and Hakumen?

I don’t know which one is for which so I’m doing both for both.

Pet peeves for Jin honestly have more to do with which person is doing what but if I had to pick a general once I’d have to say loud noises. He despises crowds and the noise that comes from crowded spaces so I feel like that annoyance would also extend to loud noises and loud people. Hakumen is largely the same though he’s learned to detach himself.

As for happiness, it’s one of my more obscure headcanons that Jin tends to get into it when you ask him about a subject he knows well (as evidenced by his appearances in Teach Me Miss Litchi). He only feels comfortable enough to do it around some people but when he does you can tell he’s passionate even when he’s trying to hide it behind the veneer of being condescending and having that “you should know this” type of attitude. As for Hakumen I honestly think he’d be happy as long as the few people he cares about (*cough cough* Tsubaki) are alive and at peace. Me personally I would honestly love to give him a blunt and two days worth of sleep.

[outofcontextblazblue]

[goofballproximitysurveyor]

ok the scene in the chronophantasma teach me miss litchi with kagura in it annoys me a little bc its another instance of like. them trying to be funny but the humor is just haha this character said smth weird abt the women bc hot take kagura isn't like. THAT weird with his flirting. Like his whole thing is he's irresponsible with his social life because he's rich and powerful enough to not have to worry abt his social status AND the thing that pisses you off is on top of that he is actually very charismatic and when he does take his job seriously he is pretty good at it. also he would never flirt with rachel and doesn't ever flirt with rachel in the canon story because she would evaporate him where he stood hope this helps :)

[broken-clover]

i know i sent one already but inquiring minds (me) wish to know how you feel about the best loveably dumb cat girl Taokaka

It's okay Rex I've got like seven more of these I can take just about anything you throw at me. Plus, how can I say no to the best catgirl?

🐾 Overall opinion of them

I tend to be kind of iffy on internet jargon, no problem with anyone else something about it just doesn't always work for me. However, Tao is all of that for me. She is the Woman Moment. She is the Goat. Go girl give us nothing! Tao is everything

🐾 Gender/sexuality headcanons

As far as Blazblue goes I feel like it's heavily implied that Kakas are primarily gay and/or trans due to how their species works. Outside of that though this is very much a gay cat

🐾 Favorite moment in canon

Pick one. Any one. Teach Me, Miss Litchi! is an obvious highlight but really how can you go wrong with Tao is just about every context. Why is she even here half the time? Who knows! But it's better with her here.

🐾 Favorite moment in a fanwork

I vaguely recall a cute yuri fic with Tao and Noel, cannot remember where it was but I recall it being sweet

🐾 Favorite line, in canon or otherwise

Tao going super mode to fight Arakune and immediately losing

🐾 Characters I love seeing them interact with

Ragna and Litchi, Tao works best with a straight man (metaphorically speaking of course)

🐾 Last thing before sleeping headcanons

Tao sleeps anywhere and everywhere, sleep comes as naturally as anything. Who the heck has a bedtime routine when you nap five times a day?

🐾 Sleeping habits headcanons

Again, anywhere and everywhere. She tends to use her sleeves as pillows, and if she gets cozy enough, she purrs in her sleep

🐾 First thing after waking up headcanons

Back to playing around!

🐾 Favorite locations headcanon

Anywhere, as long as there's friends there!

[beifongsss]

flirt [zuko]

Pairing: Zuko x earthbender!reader baybeeeeee

Summary: An anon request <3 “ zuko and a super outgoing/confident/flirty reader? all the fics i’ve seen so far are super shy reader x zuko, they’re super cute, just not very relatable to me lol”

i hope i do your request justice :3 also i’m sorry that I keep making the reader a bender but this fits bc they have to fight Zuko lol

.masterlist.

~

You don’t even know how you ended up traveling with the Gaang.

One day you had been living in a small Earth Kingdom town, helping out the Beifongs as Toph’s etiquette tutor and the next, you found yourself being tugged away from your home by the youngest Beifong. You couldn’t deny the fact that you finally felt free flying on the (abnormally cute) sky bison as you headed to who-knows-where.

You had nothing left for you back in the Earth Kingdom town you had been born in. You were the only daughter of a well-known family who had always been loyal to the Earth King. Unfortunately, they had been captured on a trip to Ba Sing Se and subsequently killed by the Fire Nation. With no family left to turn to, you proceeded to accept the Beifong’s offer to stay with them in return for you teaching Toph about high class etiquette.

Toph was an interesting girl and you found yourself being impressed with everything she did. You were always her number one supporter, especially when it came to her being The Blind Bandit. She was an extremely talented bender and in return for you tutoring her, she was your bending instructor and you became her only most promising student.

Eventually, Aang, Katara, and Sokka all filled you in about the banished Fire Nation prince and how he had chased the Gaang everywhere they had gone in an attempt to capture the Avatar. You and Toph were upset at the stories and were immediately anti-Zuko, promising to help Aang master earthbending as fast as possible.

You got along well with everyone, especially Sokka who was almost as talkative as you were. Of course the good vibes didn’t last long and you all found yourselves arguing as you found yourselves being chased by Azula and her friends. The situation had culminated in a battle at a small, abandoned town. You had arrived to see Aang being cornered by two people, each of them throwing fire towards the young Air Nomad.

Engaging with the person closest to you, you thrust your hands out, shooting a pillar of earth out and tossing the person into the closest building. Sharing a look with Aang, you waved him off. “Go! I’ll hold him off.”

“Be careful,” Aang warned, looking towards Azula uncertainly. “That’s Zuko.”

Your eyes widened as Aang ran off before turning your attention back to the boy in front of you. He struggled to get up before a burst of fire left him, sending rock debris everywhere. Quickly, you sent up another wall of earth, protecting yourself from the flying rocks before breaking it apart and sending it towards Zuko. The banished prince grunted before throwing a few fireballs towards you, causing you to stumble back and fall.

Eyes narrowing, Zuko made his way to you, pulling back his fist as fire formed around it. Groaning, you sat up, finally getting a good look at the boy in front of you. Almost immediately, a flirty smirk made it’s way onto your face. You quickly scrambled to your feet, bouncing up to him without any hesitation. You dodged his attacks, fighting back as you bit your lip.

“So...you’re Zuko?” you asked, dodging another punch. At this point, you were engaging in hand to hand combat instead of relying on your earthbending. Zuko didn’t reply, his eyes narrowing as he kept sending blasts of fire again.

“Aang told us about how you haven’t been able to capture him,” you continued, blinking innocently as Zuko became visibly angry. “But he failed to mention just how handsome you are.”

At your words, Zuko’s eyes widened and he misstepped, losing his focus at your words. You took that opportunity to step back as well before taking a strong step and raising your hands, encasing the banished prince in a slab of rock.

“Let me go!” Zuko cried out, steam coming out of his nose as he struggled. You stood in front of him, arms crossed as you stared at him. He truly was handsome, with piercing gold eyes and soft-looking black hair. You opened your mouth to speak, only to be interrupted by Sokka.

“(Y/N)! A little help here?” the Water Tribe boy yelped, narrowly dodging a blast of blue fire from Azula.

“Coming!” you replied, eyebrows furrowing in slight concern before you addressed Zuko once more. “It was real nice meeting you Prince Zuko. I hope to see you again under more pleasurable circumstances.”

With a wink, you sprinted away, jumping in front of Sokka and sending up a wall of earth as Azula struck again.  You continued to sprint around, helping out whenever called out to you. The fight came to an end when you all had Azula cornered, and you sent a brief smirk to Zuko as you saw him standing near you. “Finally made it out huh?”

He had glowered at you and you simply rolled your eyes before turning back to Azula. “The whole tough guy act is hot but something tells me you’d look better with a smile.”

You missed his surprised look as Azula shot a blast of fire towards an older man, who you later learned was Zuko’s uncle Iroh. In the ensuing chaos she escaped, and you were left with a shaken Zuko and an injured Iroh. At Zuko’s threats insistence, the five of you left, looking back at him as you flew off on Appa. It was silent for a few minutes before you finally spoke up. “So, why didn’t you guys mention that Prince Zuko is hot?”

The only sound that was heard was Sokka slapping his forehead.

~

The next time you saw Zuko was in Ba Sing Se. You had been walking around with Katara, having stayed behind with her to plan the invasion. She was talking quietly as you looked around the city, pretending to be listening to her. On your shoulder, Momo was chattering quietly, also looking around with his large eyes.

You sighed softly as you entered a cozy-looking tea shop. You looked around in appreciation before you heard Katara gasp. Quickly, she grabbed your hand and whirled around hurrying out of the shop. You felt yourself crash into someone else, losing Katara’s hand and falling to the ground. You looked at the door before looking at Momo, shaking your head at Katara’s weird behavior.

“Are you alright?” a soft voice ask. You pushed yourself up, ignoring the hand in front of you before looking up. Your eyes widened in surprise as you found yourself staring at Zuko’s uncle. Iroh, you recalled vaguely. Recognition flashed in his eyes as he looked at you, remembering you as the earthbender who had trapped his nephew. Bracing yourself for the worst possible scenario, you nodded in response to his question, holding Momo to your chest.

“Would you like a cup of tea?” the retired general asked, a warm smile on his face as he guided you to a table. “You look like a jasmine type of girl.”

Sensing no ill intentions from the smiling man, you nodded. “Jasmine happens to be my favorite.”

“I see. It is my nephew’s favorite as well,” Iroh continued, gesturing to the boy behind the counter. You smiled as you noticed Zuko standing behind the counter, his back to you as he focused on whatever he was doing. Noticing your smile at the sight of his nephew, Iroh smiled as well. “I’ll send him over to give you your tea.”

“I would greatly appreciate that,” you said, your eyes not leaving the handsome boy.

You played with Momo when Iroh left, silently speaking to the winged lemur as you waited for your tea. You placed Momo in your lap when you heard someone set down a tray on your table, looking up to see Zuko standing there. “Hey handsome.”

Zuko glanced at you, doing a double take when his eyes met yours. “Y-You!”

He grasped your hand, pulling you out of your seat and towards the back as you struggled to hold on to Momo.

“Ow! Ow! Can you stop?” you hissed, pulling your hand away from him. You placed Momo on your shoulder before rubbing your wrist. You glanced down at it, noticing how raw it looked. “You really need to learn how to control your temper Zuko.”

“What happened here?” Iroh’s asked before Zuko could speak again. He gently took your hand in his inspecting the burn before turning to his nephew. “Now Lee, is this any way to treat our customers?”

“She isn’t a customer uncle,” Zuko replied bluntly. “She’s traveling with the Avatar. She is the earthbender who fought me the day you were injured.”

“You’re the earthbender who trapped my nephew?” Iroh looked at you in surprise. You nodded, causing the older man to chuckle. “You are a very talented bender.”

You blushed at the compliment before answering, thinking about Toph. “Thank you, I was trained by the best.”

“We must get this wrapped up. Come with me,” Iroh led you to a back room, where he proceeded to get some type of salve and some wrappings. “Zuko if you could please do this for me, I’m afraid I have to get back to the customers.”

Iroh left the two of you, but not before stopping and handing Momo a few litchi nuts. Momo chittered before jumping off your shoulder, landing on a windowsill as he began eating the fruit. You glanced at the burn once more before looking back at Zuko. “You know, you just gave the term ‘too hot to handle’ a whole new meaning.”

Zuko tried to hold his blush back at your words as he sat in front of you. He grabbed your arm, applying the paste and then gathering the wrappings, beginning to tie them around your wrist.

You hissed when he tightened it a little too much, pulling away from the boy. “Ow! If I wanted you to be rough with me I would’ve told you.”

This time, Zuko could not hold his blush at your double entendre. A faint smirk appeared on your face as you began to wrap your wrist.

“Let me do it,” Zuko muttered reaching for your arm.

“No,” you replied leaning away. “Trust me I can do it myself.”

“Why are you being so difficult,” the boy groaned, lunging for the wrapping. You leaned back too far, falling onto your back as you reached out for something to grab on to. The only thing you succeeded in doing was pulling Zuko down with you.

You stared at the boy above you. “When I told you that I hope we’d meet under more pleasurable circumstances, this wasn’t what I had in mind. Not that I’m complaining.”

Zuko stuttered for a few second before deciding to scowl at you instead.

“If I had known I was interrupting, I would’ve stayed outside. Prince Zuko, I never knew you were so good with the ladies,” Iroh’s voice floated in. You sat up immediately, only succeeding in getting closer to the prince. You tried to ignore the blush that you knew was visible on your cheeks.

“I would be honored to be wooed by such an attractive man,” you said, looking up at Zuko through your eyelashes. Iroh raised an eyebrow. “Unfortunately, I simply fell back and pulled your nephew down with me.”

“Well, as an apology on his behalf from earlier, let me offer you a nice warm cup of jasmine tea,” Iroh said, setting down a tray. “On the house.”

You smiled as you pulled yourself up, leaving Zuko on the ground. “It smells delicious but I am afraid I must get going. Katara must be wondering where I am. Thank you very much for the offer.”

You bowed before whistling sharply, causing Momo to fly to your shoulder.

“My nephew will walk you out. It was nice to met you...” Iroh trailed off as he realized that he had never asked for your name.

“My name is (Y/N),” you supplied, smiling.

“A truly beautiful name,” Iroh said, stepping away from the door. “It was nice to meet you (Y/N). I hope to see you again soon. Zuko, please walk her out.”

You bowed once more before you followed Zuko back out to the store. When you reached the steps, you turned around and faced him once more. “It was nice to see you again handsome. Let’s do it again sometime.”

Zuko’s reply was lost as you stepped forward, leaning up and pressing a soft kiss to his scarred cheek. “Have a nice evening.”

Momo’s chittering was the only thing that could be heard as you walked away. Zuko stood on the steps until he could no longer see you, the blush on his cheeks only intensifying when he remembered how your lips felt pressed against his cheek.

“It seems to me that she is the one wooing you,” Iroh said, hiding a smile.

“Shut up uncle.”

~

You didn’t see the handsome prince again until you had all safely escaped to the Western Air Temple. You had been trying to talk to Aang about learning firebending when you and Toph had felt someone arriving.

“Aang, I think we should be making some plans about our future!” Sokka exclaimed, trying to get Aang to pay attention.

“Okay, we can do that while I show you the giant Pai Sho table! Oh, you're gonna love the all-day echo chamber!” the air nomad replied, already preparing to run off.

Aang came to an abrupt stop when you sent up a wall of earth in front of him.

“I think that’ll have to wait,” Toph said, turning to face the newcomer.

“Hello, Zuko here,” the prince said, raising his arms up in greeting. Immediately, everyone except you took a fighting stance. You didn’t really pay attention to most of the conversation, too busy staring at Zuko’s hair. It had grown out some and to be honest, you thought it looked really good.

“Wait,” you interrupted, stepping forward slightly. “You look really good with your hair like that. Not to say you didn’t look good before but this, wow. you’re even hotter.”

“(Y/N)!” Sokka and Katara exclaimed at the same time. Sokka pulled you back before smacking you lightly. You smacked him back, the two of you bickering nonstop. You missed Zuko’s bewildered expression, along with most of the conversation.

“There's no way we can trust you after everything you've done,” Aang spoke, catching your attention. “We'll never let you join us.”

“You need to get out of here,” Katara added, a hard expression on her face. “Now.”

Zuko looked at you, his eyes pleading.

You sighed before speaking, your arms raised in surrender. “Look, I think you’re probably the most attractive guy I’ve ever seen-”

“Hey!” Sokka cried indignantly.

You ignored him. “But to be fair, you did send an assassin after us. Not to mention everything else you’ve done. I can’t help you handsome.”

“If you won't accept me as a friend, then maybe you'll take me as a prisoner,” Zuko said, kneeling with his hands out. You looked at Katara, a suggestive smirk on your face.

“(Y/N), stop,” she sighed before turning back to Zuko and bending some water. “No, we won't! Get out of here, and don't come back! And if we ever see you again, well, we'd better not see you again!”

Zuko bowed his head and turned to walk away, glancing back once more. For once, you didn’t meet his eyes.

~

“Has anyone seen Toph,” you asked as you rushed into the courtyard. “I haven’t seen her since yesterday.”

“I haven’t seen her since she stormed off yesterday,” Sokka said, polishing his sword.

“Maybe we should go look for her,” Katara said, noticing your distress.

“We’ll look for her!” The Duke said, rushing off with Haru and Teo.

You whirled around when you heard a loud rumble, only to see a gaping hole in the wall. Toph tumbled out of it, her eyes wide.

“Toph!” you exclaimed, wrapping her up in a hug. “What happened?”

“My feet got burned,” she replied, pushing you off of her.

Her feet were an angry red and you felt your anger rise up as you realized who had done it. “The next time I see Zuko I swear to the spirits that I will-”

“It was an accident,” Toph interrupted you, placing a hand on your arm. You bit your lip as Sokka carried her over to the fountain.

“Ah that’s the stuff,” Toph said, closing her eyes as she dipped her feet in. Soka opened his mouth to say something only to be cut off by an explosion. Being the closest to the source, you were flung back, metal and stone landing on top of you.

“(Y/N)!” you heard Aang yell as everyone else ran away.

“I’m fine!” you called back. “Go I’ll be okay.”

You bended as much earth as you could away from you, only to still be stuck when you realized you couldn’t move the metal.

“We have to get (Y/N),” Toph said, worriedly grabbing onto Katara.

“We will. Hold on,” Sokka said, staring at the blasts Combustion Man was sending their way. After a few more blasts, he was able to tell where he was and aimed his boomerang. The boomerang met it’s mark and they all ran out, Sokka and Toph immediately going over to you.

“I can’t believe I’m saying this, but thanks Zuko,” Aang spoke softly.

“Hey! What about me?” Sokka asked, helping you up. Your leg was injured but luckily nothing had been broken. Sokka was fussing over you, looking at the nasty bruise that had been left from the metal and you were trying to push him away, claiming that you didn’t need his help.

“...I’d like for you to teach me,” Aang’s words gained yours and Sokka’s attention. Zuko bowed.

“Thank you. I’m so happy you’ve accepted me into your group.”

“Not so fast,” Aang said. “I still have to ask my friends if it's okay with them. Toph, you're the one that Zuko burned. What do you think?”

“Go ahead and let him join,” Toph said as the pounded her fist into her palm. “It'll give me plenty of time to get back at him for burning my feet.”

“Sokka?” Aang asked.

“Hey, all I want is to defeat the Fire Lord,” the Water Tribe Boy shrugged. “If you think this is the way to do it, then, I'm all for it.“

“Katara?”

“I'll go along with whatever you think is right,” she said simply, glaring at Zuko.

“What about you (Y/N)?” Aang asked, already knowing what your answer would be.

“You’re telling me I’m going to have to see him every day?” you asked, gesturing towards Zuko. “That sounds like a dream come true.”

“Thank you,” Zuko said, redder than a tomato. “I won’t let you down.”

“I’m sure you won’t,” you replied. Groans were heard from everyone else.

~ “Come on (Y/N)!” Toph yelled at you. “Do it!”

You stared at the metal in front of you, trying to concentrate on it. You were in the courtyard, a few days after Combustion Man’s downfall. Zuko and Aang were firebending a few feet away from where Toph was trying to teach you how to metalbend. Ever since you had gotten trapped, she had been insistent on teaching you.

With a loud huff, you closed your eyes. You reached out focuising as much as you could and turning the pieces of metal in front of you into smooth, shiny balls. You opened your eyes when you heard clapping, turning to see Aang cheering softly for you. Zuko stood behind him, shirtless.

“That wasn’t so hard now, was it?” Toph taunted, bending the balls of metal back into scraps. “Do it again. This time concentrate harder. I don’t know why you’re so distracted today.”

“You don’t know why I’m distracted?” you said turning to face Aang and Zuko. “Prince Handsome over here is training shirtless and you expect me to not be distracted by that?”

“I don’t get distracted by that,” Toph countered.

“Of course not,” you said, facing her again. “You’re blind.”

Aang snickered and Zuko coughed as he tried to choke back his laughter.

“Do it again,” Toph barked. “Zuko come stand next to me.”

Zuko complied and crossed his arms as he stood next to Toph. You found yourself blushing lightly as you stared at the way his arms flexed before focusing on the metal once more. You struggled for a few minutes, feeling Zuko’s eyes on you. You glanced at him once more, watching his arms flex once again as he shifted in place. Looking up at his face, you saw him already looking at you, a smirk on his face.

You looked back at the metal trying not to look at the prince again. He knew exactly what he was doing to you.

~

It wasn’t until Ember Island that you got to spend more time around Zuko. After the day Toph had made him stand next to her as she trained you, you made sure to train as far as you could possibly get from the prince. That didn’t stop you from flirting with him every other chance you had though, always commenting on how you couldn’t train around him because he made you flustered.

Your comments seemed to make him equally, if not more, flustered.

The day you guys went to see the play, you had sat next to him, intertwining your fingers when the lights went off. He had stiffened up, an unreadable look on his face when he felt your hand in his. Thinking he had been uncomfortable, you pulled back your hand, only to blush when he pulled it back towards him this time taking it upon himself to intertwine your fingers.

Your hands remained intertwined for the rest of the play, even when you exited the private box for the intermission. You didn’t miss the smug looks from everyone else and while Zuko blushed, you had simply leaned up and pressed a kiss to his cheek the same way you had back in Ba Sing Se.

When the second half of the play started, you proceeded to lean on Zuko, nestling your head in the crook of his neck. His heart racing, Zuko disconnected your hands before wrapping his arm around your waist and pulling you in closer. You closed your eyes as you leaned into him, enjoying the warmth that seemed to radiate from him.

~

The next few days were spent watching Aang and Zuko training as you lounged around the beach house. You spent most of your time with Toph as she kept drilling metalbending into you until you could do it with your eyes closed.

A few nights before Sozin’s comet, you found yourself sitting on the roof of the house, staring up at the moon. You jumped slightly when you felt someone sitting next to you, the warmth emitting from them telling you it was Zuko.

“What are you doing up so late?” he asked, his eyes never leaving you.

“I could ask you the same thing,” you hummed, still looking at the moon. You looked at him to see him scowling. “I couldn’t sleep so I came out here to look at the moon.”

“Sokka’s first girlfriend turned into the moon,” Zuko said, fidgeting under your gaze.

“That’s rough,” you said, looking back up.

It was silent for a few minutes before Zuko spoke up again. “Why do you like teasing me so much?”

You looked at him, bewildered. “Teasing you?”

“Yeah,” Zuko said, turning to face you. “All the compliments and the kisses and everything. Why?”

“It’s called flirting, Prince Zuko,” you said with a smile. “People typically do it when they’re attracted to or like somebody.”

“So why do you do it to me?”

You stared at him in disbelief, wondering if he was joking or if he was truly that oblivious. “Because I like you!”

Zuko’s eyes widened in surprise at your words. “You like me?”

“I thought you knew! I thought that’s why you kept flexing the day Toph kept trying to get me to metalbend,” you hissed poking his arm.

“I was joking around,” Zuko replied, swatting your hand away. “I thought you saying I was distracting you was a joke so I kept flexing to tease you.”

“Well you did tease me,” you mumbled. “Just not in the way you’re thinking of.”

“So,” Zuko said, not meeting your eyes. “You really like me?”

You rolled your eyes before leaning forwards, pressing a firm kiss to his lips. His eyes widened in shock before he closed them, his hand reaching up to cup your face as he melted into the kiss. You pulled back and giggled as his lips chased yours, pecking him once more before leaning back. “Does that answer your question?”

Zuko nodded quickly before grabbing your hand. “I like you too.”

You smiled as you shuffled closer to him. “Good. I’d be pretty upset if you didn’t.”

You gasped lightly as Zuko pressed his lips back to yours, sliding his arms around your waist and pulling you into his lap. Your arms wound around his neck, hands tangling in his hair as you eagerly kissed back. Zuko pulled away first, a chuckle escaping him.

“What?” you asked leaning your head against his shoulder.

“I can’t believe uncle was right,” he replied. At your questioning gaze, he explained.

“You did end up wooing me.”

~

AHAHAHAHAAHHHH i hope this is good i spent a lot of time on this one and i’m not too proud of it but i hope you enjoy <3

[mizukagami-takamagahara]

Military Academy - Application Process

The Military Academy is the most competitive school in the world. Other Hierarchical cities have established entire schools of their own to prepare prospective students for the Military Academy’s entrance exams.

The application process begins with a written exam.  Physical strength and stamina are also assessed, though we don’t know where this occurs in the process.  Depending on when the student is entering the academy (entering the lower vs upper divisions) there are different sets of tests that must be taken.  Entering later requires more testing, most notably the Ars Magus Aptitude Test.

Speculation:  This could be because students starting in the elementary division will be evaluated on things like their Ars Magus Aptitude as they advance through the curriculum, something a student who is joining the academy in their teen years would have missed.

Prospective students heading into the upper division seem to receive their uniform between the first and second phase of testing, as it’s been shown that they have and are expected to wear their uniforms by the time of the Ars Magus Aptitude test. 

For the Ars Magus Aptitude Test, students are called up one at a type by an instructor to be scanned by a special Grimoire.  Individual testing is actually pretty quick, so the amount of time it takes to finish the test depends on how many people are in the group.

The Ars Magus Route Assessment is the final phase of testing for second-division hopefuls.  It’s less of an entrance exam (taking place at the end of the first week of classes) and more like a course planning tool.

Similarly to the Ars Magus Aptitude Test, students are individually analyzed by a special Grimoire.  However, the Ars Magus Route Assessment Grimoire seems to be more sensitive than its relative; students are generally required to be nude for the analyze to work properly.  There are exceptions to this, and some students are required to wear special uniforms for the test.  We have yet to see an example of this situation, though, and the ‘full nude physical’ seems to be the norm.  Because of this, students are divided by sex to take the Ars Magus Route Assessment.

The Ars Magus Route Assessment is a deep analysis of each students natural abilities; strengths, weaknesses, talents, etc.  While the students are required to take general study courses for their first year, the classes they take in their later years are planned in accordance with their Ars Magus Route Assessment results.

Sources;

BlazBlue Continuum Shift, Teach Me Miss Litchi, Episode 1 BlazBlue Calamity Trigger Material Collection, THE BLUE BlazBlue Remix Heart, Volume 1, Chapter 1

[arundolyn]

Do you have the chibi version of bullet and her reactions from the teach me, miss litchi! Segments?

that i dont, cause i never really found any way to obtain them after cs since the kokonoe bit used the same ones. ngl i didnt even know bullet showed up in tmml in cp but i also never really got around to playing it. the only place i could really think of that would have any of them is the new wiki and even then thats a big maybe + the fact that some never showed up in a game and were only on like bbradio skits and therefore there arent like clean rips of them that i know of

[hobgayblin]

I traced the little teach me miss litchi sprites and tried to make my own with my boys. they look a lil weird but.... listen... theyre cute its fine

[mangocoal]

Here's a link to my Google Drive where you can find as much of the chibi sprites as I could find from the game files and blazblue.wiki, plus ones I've cropped out from BB Radio screenshots so far, a link to Akakyu's drive that has his redrawn Susanoo sprites, and my .psd template files I've made in an attempt to semi-replicate the Teach Me Miss Litchi and Help Me Professor Kokonoe image formats. So just in case anyone else wanted to make parodies and fake screenshots like me. Here you go! https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1iQIJ0Oxk5rXLkrF72R_fITbauP9WIp2Y?usp=sharing

[smellpelt]

the way they plug the phase shift novels in chronophantasma teach me miss litchi but then they don't have an official translation 🤨

[markofposession-moved]

I think it’s incredibly funny how in Calamity Trigger when they explain the NOL in the one teach me miss litchi skit, they talk about how the NOL doesn’t like being called the library, and Ragna’s like “Isn’t that a little simpler than Novus Orbis Librarium”. And looking back at it now especially after the whole blazblue wiki nonsense, I’m just like. Oh English dub Ragna! If only you knew what the actual unlocalized name for the NOL was. Because it’s not even the Novus Orbis Librarium! It’s, and I quote the “World Void Information Control Organization”!

[mystech-master]

So I was looking at the placement of the Hierarchical Cities in the Ikaruga Federation in Blazblue

I have found that there are two possible arrangements. There are 5 (technically 6 but two are sister cities) and they are in a square formation with one in the center. But, the 7th and 8th cities are either on the northwest and southwest sides respectively or vice versa.

Here is the evidence for each, under the cut:

7th Northwest and 8th Southwest

1. The World Map for the Online matches shows a map of all the hierarchical cities. Looking at the Old Blazblue Wiki, and the trivia section of their wiki pages also mention it.

Kazamotsu page

“ Judging by the world map in BlazBlue: Chronophantasma (Extend), this Hierarchical City is situated within Russia.”

Wadatsumi page

“Judging by the world map in BlazBlue: Chronophantasma (Extend), this Hierarchical City is situated within eastern Europe, bordering Poland; Lithuania and Ukraine.”

2. The Stage, Road of Glacier (aka Mai’s stage) is said to be in between Akitsu (the sister cities also being in Russia, the northeastern city in Ikaruga) and Kazamotsu. Thus Kazamotsu must be the northwestern city.

7th Southwest and 8th Northwest

two official images for this:

( Middle: 5th city, bottom-right: 6th city, bottom-left: 7th city, top-left: 8th city, top-right: 9th & 10th city )

Bullet’s shittily drawn map from the Teach Me Miss Litchi Segment

Official image/Map from the Material Collection.

The next bit of evidence comes from the games saying that the Colosseum is in Yabiko. But that contradicts with the image just above.

BUT, That image also shows that the colosseum is just on the other side of the lake in the Lakeside Port stage. So based on that, coudl the Colosseum still be visible in Yabiko from the Southeast city?

Short answer, no. the Southwest city is on the Poland, Lithuania, Ukraine border and the Southeast city is in Kazakhstan. A quick google search will show how far those are. So the Colosseum IS in Kazamotsu, so it doesn’t need to be in the southwest side.

So while we are using the Material Collection’s statement of the Colosseum being in Kazamotsu, we are placing Kazamotsu in the northwest spot.

With that, there is more evidence towards the 7th city of Kazamotsu being the Northwestern City in Russia, and Wadatsumi being the south western on the Poland, Lithania, Ukraine border.