#rock em sock em homos

[carli-meows]

DMC - One at a Myme

tall mime with a gat and a colourful pie,

whipped cream and key lime, cherry stem in your eye!

call me a comedically comically flamin homo heckler,

a count in the crowd i Hyde like a gasoline Jeckler!

phat fat mime with a big ass slege hammer!

on a pogo stick, to better the blood splatter!

call me chatty, im part wolf, so not catty!

suprise you like K, eco your location, actin batty!

scrubby mime with the denim pockets lined with talismans,

trash pandas and possoms crawl with me outcha garbage cans.

if you diss me and my crew, we'll visit you at night

and at your funeral, we'll hear you out and pass you the mic.

vampire mime, like count dracula,

fitted out in vanta black, count blackula!

this bars for the clounes that hang out by joey lane,

and this one's for them urthe bitches that call us lame.

short stack shorty with a double short shot for ya!?

use your brains as the meat in my big thick torta!

for the homies down with me, mad love, i glomp ya!

for the bitches that hate, kick your knees in and stomp ya!

can't see me yet? poof! now you won't,

with a alakazam, you're koi in a crocogator moat.

this elixir's for homie's only, and you haters want half?

at least tickle my webbed feet while you make me laugh.

props to our neighbourhood candyman ,

minty clue takes you to cloudy candylands.

its scary lady silent kayti with a bowler hat and shaw,

seein shins as pins and explode em with a bowling ball!

an alley of monochrome mymes lookin at you,

or is it because of my gnawin? you're a bit hard to chew!

im tearin bitches' tedons with my fangs, sexy style!

then i scratch behind my ear with my paw, doggy style!

3 funny bitches, we're still the DMC,

my alley's invulnerable, bitch, you can't murk me.

suck my cock sock off, get my rocks off, and drink my piss,

now go get tested for ARS and ET Syphilis

[hobgayblin]

some itty bitty men to cure my depression

[icecreamkink]

so im watching ice princess bc. brain empty. it has been like legit 15 years since i watched it! this was the very first ice skating thing i have ever watched and i was OBSESSED with it when we rented it in vhs. i wouldnt get Actually Into figure skating until sochi but this movie was the reason i was gliding around in socks on the floor and started watching winter olympics as child

it starts w this song that sounds like a ripoff of this OTHER early 00's girl movie song that i cannot remember (or prob never learned lol) the lyrics to and its driving me crazyyy

the ptbr version is called 'sonhos no gelo' aka dreams on ice and i personally think its a better name than ice princess

then again dreams on ice is such a ice show name so maybe thats why they chose not to lol

the music that is playing when hayden panettiere (??) first talks to georgina from gg is. . . weirdly soft porn-y. harold-

OMG WHO IS THE GENERIC "HOT" JOCK. WHERE DO I KNOW HIM FROM

i feel like sasha cohen being who makes georgina go 'omg. moving on ice requires physics!!!and thus Plot' would generate Some Type of dumb discourse today. i cant explain it i just feel it

that tv is very very old .

im so happy that joan cusak is playing an annoying judgy feminist she looks like shes loving it as she should

color coded skaters!

kim cattrall as a scary retired Did She Break A Competitors Leg Did She Not Guess! coach mom named tina is also what she Should be doing

i remember she and joan cusak fight ?by the end? so we are looking forward to That

is this another 'give the girl that the mc has chemistry with a brother for no homo reasons' example; never rewatch your heroes

juniors faking landing quads in 2005? sounds kinda precocious but what do i know

movies abt artistic sports usually Highly overestimate how nice the training outifts are but caseys a woman of the people

georgina wearing kim cattralls old outfit and the yoiness of it all. idk how to feel abt that. blueprint

honestly if my mom hated fs costumes and made me wear That i would definetely rebel

ok listen. i dont Really Know, and i guess the point is that as a Physics Person with Talent she like breaks the barriers or something but . . 'tucking ur arms in' 'pushing with your toepick' are pretty standard things people are conscious of and i dont think theyd make a girl whos been training for a couple months land a double ? would she even have the muscles for that . i mean OK ITS A DISNEY MOVIE IK i Know IM JUST. ok ok

whys georginas token best friend so likeable. get it ann

teddy, the no homo zamboni driver

joan cusack and kim cattralls passive agressive interactions!!!!!!!! ty for my life

Unlikely Complex Computer Program Check

jen! im not dressed for a party! sigh. shake it. ??? eye roll your hair >>>>>

GENERIC HOT JOCK IS SHANE OMEN OMGGGG I KNEW I KNEW HIM

hey! you get paid to be a has been on ice ok. and its Awesome. and its probably more fun than competing all things considered lbr

no but like, its not like georgina couldnt go to college during or after a skating career..... plenty of athletes do that.....

considering she could retire circa 2015, she could even become a youtuber on TOP and capitalize on yuri on ice. joan cusack has no eye for the future smh

but making her mom not simply a controlling academic but instead a working professor regretting probable wasted potential was a smart choice

aw cds !!

'youllbe be worth even more when you win' damn dont hold back tiffanys dad

i feel seen with the way the parents are so obnoxious in this movie

i mean i feel seen bc i had to deal w ballet parents not that i am a obnoxious parent myself, i. i dont have kids

i wish i could say omg thats so dumb as if athletes are always at each others throats like that but uh. on junior level? it happens

hayden panehfd and georgina ending up together would have been so cute sigh

only the girls/women are important in this movie and im into this. rip teddy

zoey bloch sure can rock

i wish i knew how to hidroblade :( or. skate. at all; lmao

nikkis regionals costume was very cute , prize for the jumping bean!! . eh shrimp

so who choreographed georginas programs? tina? did she do it herself? is that why they look kinda meh. why didnt they show it

ok but like. needing to break in brand new shoes is . is it not . common knowledge. :for anything. ?

LIKE im not defending the sabotaging of a teenager but. as a Smart Person who Knows Physics and has been training in a high impact sport and STUDYING IT, did it rly not occur to her that like. competing in brand new, though skates might be a Bad Idea? she figured out how to land a triple in months but not that performing on brand new shoes sounds kinda stupid??

ooo~~ its just like sarajevo~~

JOAN CUSAK AND KIM CATTRALL THROWING IT DOWN YES

the dramatic fight makes it kinda inescapable that they act circles around the kids but oh well

why didnt kim cattrall push teddy to be a figure skater too. like double the odds of a success, seems kinda obvious

its noT MY DREAM MOM. ITS YOURS

*hayden panerimo, voice cracking* anD I WANT *kim cattrall*okay okay thats enough -

drama in the hallwayyy

georgina answering "why are u passionate about harvard" with essentially "im not" kinda iconic ngl

its noT MY DREAM MOM. ITS YOURS²

whys she not wearing the new skates. she already has them now, and for free too

i have never seen an actual frozen lake in my life but are those cracks supposed to be like that

yes it IS a beautiful sport casey tell em !!

kim cattrall was a such a big brain choice. who else would sell 'im not gonna apologize for sabotaging you and taking advantage of ur stupidity" to a 16 year old in a disney movie

"i dont have to like or trust my coach "kjasdkfn casey,,,,, sweetie. i mean eteris girls do win trophies back to back so I Guess In A Way but also.,,,,,, sweetie-

i know that she meant it in a general way, but the Possibility of kim cattrall and joan cusack going to high school together and somethin something Watching and Envying the pretty prom queen/world champion, something being tired of performing feminity something something short skirts something harsh realities of academia and pro sports careers / anywhere for women something. something something.

michelle kwan!! i did not remember her in this

forget georgina and hayden panettone, otp is hayden / ann . hann!! tutor trope!!!!

omg does joan cusack teach at a community college or a encceja type of thing . bitter moms plot thickens

zoey skated to toxic! queen.

i watched this movie so many times in the days i had it rented that i actually still remember a lot of the final programs choreos lmao

skate w the heart uwu

costume prettye

ah!! i used to try to copy the programsss thats why i know the moves LMAO the memories ,,, keep coming back to me

whats this gala lighting all of a sudden???

hann keeps on winning!! look at that hug!they left together! arms linked!!!!!!!

centering the mom daughter relationships is a :'''') for me

we stan nikki

dramedy centering on joan cusack and kim cattrall navigating georginas career

FEEL THE RAIN ON

YOUR

SKIN

NO ONE ELSE CAN FEEL IT FOR YOUU

this was nice :') its confirmed ive had good taste since toddler age 🤷

[ashowsouthofbakersfield]

EPISODE #12: “Redneck Hippie” PLAYLIST for December 17, 2018 *** stands for new releases, within 3 months

***J. D. McPherson - Hey Skinny Santa - Socks

Ian and Sylvia - Get Up Jake - Great Speckled Bird

Moe Bandy and Joe Stampley - Just Good Ol' Boys - Just Good Ol' Boys

 Gillian Welch - Everything is Free - Time (The Revelator)

Si Kahn - Gone Gonna Rise Again - New Wood

Jim and Jesse - Cash on the Barrelhead - Saluting the Louvin Brothers

Vivian Leva - Time is Everything - Time is Everything

Old Crow Medicine Show - Take Em Away - Old Crow Medicine Show

Kinky Friedman - Homo Erectus - Kinky Friedman

The Derailers - Bar Exam - Here Come the Derailers

Lucinda Williams - Pancakes - Born to Choose

Pete Seeger - Little Boxes - Collected Pete Seeger

***Linda Gail Lewis and Robbie Fulks - Wild! Wild! Wild! - WIld! Wild! Wild!***

John Anderson - Wild and Blue - Wild and Blue

Robert Earl Keen - Comin Home - Gringo Honeymoon

Woody Guthrie - Talking Dust Bowl Blues - Library of Congress Recordings

Justin Townes Earl - Harlem  River Blues - Harlem River Blues

***Shannen Moser -47th Street - I'll Sing***

Link Wray - Tucson, Arizona - Be What You Want To

John Starling - Slow Moving Freight Train - Waitin on A Southern Train

The Easy Leaves - Crack Another Bottle - American Times

Jean Ritchie - Sweet Sorrow in the Wind - None But One

Rusty Wier - High Road Low Road - Black Hat Saloon

Town Mountain - I'm on Fire - Heroes and Heratics

Marty Robbins - When the Roll is Called Up Yonder - What God Has Done

Eric Andersen - Eyes Gently Rolling - A Country Dream

***Kirby Brown - Shepard's Lament - Shepard's Lament***

Mary McCaslin - San Bernadino Waltz - Way Out West

The Vandoliers - Troublemaker - Forever

Rex Allen, Jr. - Prarie Moon - Oklaholma Rose

North Star Band - Red Neck Hippie - Tonight the North Star Band

Vernon Oxford - Honky Tonk Troubles - Keepin’ It Country

Haywire Mac - Big Rock Candy Mountain - Traditional Folk Songs

James Scott Bullard - All to Pieces - Full Tilt Boogie 

[hobgayblin]

little gay people for my soul

[hobgayblin]

itty bitty beans for some lads I haven’t drawn in awhile. They’re still in love I promise

[hobgayblin]

I didn’t like how my older chibi sprites looked so I made some NEW AND IMPROVED BLAZBEANS

[hobgayblin]

azrael’s turn to be the subject of sad cuddle

he’s mad because he cares like some kinda fool

[hobgayblin]

ANOTHER BBRadio redraw..... this one is more in depth bc I love to suffer and I could NOT stop thinking abt azrael ramen date

Original + Source under cut again

since its just the one pic here’s the straight link to it on the wiki 

[hobgayblin]

oh how the fuckin turntables. get LIFTED you giant bitch

[hobgayblin]

i want to know what ur ships do on rainy days !! do they do anything domestic or do they simply say fuck it and go out in the rain like idiots. do they play in puddles. wtf happens bro gimme deets /lh

RAINY DAYS..... thats so cute wtf I haven't thought abt that. I'll say for my like main 4 bc I don't wanna get 100 miles long sdghf

Bang/Ryder: Rain won't stop Bang from his ninja duties which also means it won't stop him from going outside and doing things, which is good because Ryder usually likes going out in the rain !! Well. I mean he really doesn't like the rain but dog brain does :) he's got rain zoomies he likes to go out in dog form and splash around in puddles and try to bite at the rain and Bang thinks it's very funny and cute !! If there's thunder though Ryder will refuse to go outside for anything and will instead huddle on the couch under like 3 blankets until it stops.

Yami/Wraith: Wraith loves going out in the rain to like. find bugs and frogs and things and Yami has to physically stop him from doing so because every time he does he brings them into the base and also comes back covered in mud & tracks it everywhere. Yami actually gets much cuddlier when it rains, but it's entirely just to try and stop Wraith from going outside SGFSGHKGSF Wraith doesn't mind though he'll take any chance he can get to cuddle and when it's rainy and cold outside is the perfect time 💕

Azrael/Mephi: Neither of them really care about rain one way or the other they'll just go about their regular business.......... aka sexy homoerotic fights in the rain........ 😳😳

Reverto/Mylo: Neither of them like the rain sgshdfgdf Reverto prefers warm/dry/sunny climates so whenever it rains he gets bummed out. He usually uses it as an excuse to sleep all day though sgdhfk Mylo also isn't a fan of the rain, he just doesn't like his clothes/armor getting soaked bc it's a pain to deal with, so he also likes to hang out inside and will usually nap with Reverto most of the day. When it's DONE raining they'll go out mushroom hunting together tho !! That's when all the cool mushrooms come out.

[hobgayblin]

sometimes u just gotta [gets too invested while doing a meme redraw]

[hobgayblin]

Man these are super lazy and messy but god..... a bitch is yearning for hold or be hold

[hobgayblin]

Who likes PDA? Both? Neither?

Who's more likely to openly brag about the other? Does it embarrass them or boost their confidence?

Asking this for you (or your s/i) and Azrael!!! :>

WAH TY BUNNY... MY RUDE BASTARD MEN

3. Who likes PDA? Both? Neither?

Azrael doesn't like PDA most of the time. He's not a cuddly man at all sdgfdshf On occasion he might wrap an arm around Mephi's shoulders or put a hand on his waist if they're walking somewhere (usually if he feels like someone is staring at Mephi or him)

Mephi does like PDA but he's also fine without it, especially considering Azrael is a Wanted Dangerous Criminal and getting seen being lovey with him could be incriminating. Sometimes he'll climb on him like a koala and just hang onto him tho sdgfshsf

4. Who's more likely to openly brag about the other? Does it embarrass them or boost their confidence?

Neither of them really. Mephi doesn't wanna brag about Azrael because, again, he's a criminal and he doesn't wanna brag about dating a criminal. ESPECIALLY when he's a little monster himself and already not looked upon fondly by most people.

Azrael doesn't really think to very often. Sometimes he'll do it specifically to embarrass Mephi or rile him up, but it's not very frequently

[hobgayblin]

Azrael is usually very calm despite being a fighty bastard but brain was like hheeheehohoho what if he went ape if someone else hurt Mephi........

also, the culprit:

[hobgayblin]

god I drew this at like 2am so its rly messy and lazy but. time for a sleepy dragon bitch

More info under cut bc I forgot to write more shit on the pic itself gsdfkhd

Mephi (full name Mephistopheles) is a dragon-like beast that was sealed in a human body, cause fuck it. why not

~5′ 4″ (not including horns)

Trans and Gay

NOL keeps him under constant surveillance, Sector 7 helps sometimes just for fun

Has to be constantly sedated lest he go fully apeshit and just start destroying everything

Can still go a little apeshit even while sedated, very strong and usually should not be fought 

Once Azrael starts causing problems Kokonoe sends him out to distract him for awhile. It works and Azrael is now out to kick his ass constantly bc hes fun to fight

Is just kinda vibing otherwise