#Tax My Car

[nerdymariamania]

As someone who's been a Team Starkid fan since the beginning, since 2009... do the young fans who only know hatchetfield know the old lore?? Do you know about crying in the choir room?? Do you know the door gag? Do you know Liam's got a phone call? Do you know about the iconic accidental sing along SanFran Con appearance? This isn't me being elitist or anything, I genuinely want to know! I just feel so very much older than all of you, all the time. Does anyone remember Tanya and her gay little blonde bob???

[bmpmp3]

finding out ur coworker is way older than you thought and having to very quickly reorient how you talk to them

[noctuharriess]

Corporate girly femme 4 blue collar butch do you get the vibes?

[bigmammallama5]

your days are officially numbered you little bitch

[l3irdl3rain0]

wishing everyone a very merry "i hope you get a huge tax return"

[clowningaroundmars]

my health insurance premium is going up in jan.........

when will it end.

[charbies]

ADHD double dash: I forgot to pay my car taxes, so there's a warrant out for my arrest. except it was actually just a warning letter, and my partner read it too fast and thought it was a warrant

[randlemartin]

going to be honest if speirs x some rando goes through to the next round but speirton doesn't im going to kill somebody.

[derkattun]

i think i need help

im behind so much and if i want to stay above the red im gonna be working this month with absolutely no days off, which ive already been doing to the point of burnout. i just need enough to get myself through the month, while still working myself. ill update my goal with both what im making myself and with whatever anyones able to send in. please, im busting my ass for what feels like pennies atp

300/2000

further goal updates will be in the replies

ca / corvysmores

vn / chaotic-corvid

dm for pa

[sleep-nurse]

Look what came in just in time for my birthday

[tazzymcclazzy]

meth runt

[crismakesstuff]

There’s this pretty big disparity I’ve noticed between how nolan (omniman) is interpreted in mainstream stuff vs his like actual character in both show/comic

Fanon nolan interpretation:

-doesn’t feel remorse or empathy

-oh he’s soooo cool he’s so swag and smooth talking

-genuinely doesn’t care for his son esp not his wife

-never cared for the guardians

-you don’t get it he’s actually right guys!! Genocide good!

-this also ties in with just reducing mark to the “guy who gets beat up nonstop” and debbie to “the pet”

-they definitely think this version of nolan abides by human bigotry shit like sexism

Canon nolan (according to show and comic):

-oblivious to A LOT of social cues and overall very socially inept (very blunt and dry tone of voice so he always sounds kinda mad even if he isn’t)

-actually cares about his family and friends but has trouble expressing it verbally, more show than tell

-cared ab the guardians and they were his friends but he repressed the hell out of what he did bc of guilt (and he’s dumb)

-says things like “curses” and “moon it up”

-monologues a bunch like holy shit

-very physically affectionate with the people he’s v close too (he also smiles guys!)

-makes jokes without trying (kinda hard to catch bc of the deadpan tone at times)

-would realistically be confused by earth’s own forms of bigotry and shit

-bookworm and wrote and documented things even before becoming a writer on earth!

-feels extreme remorse and guilt for his past actions but again has trouble showing it

[wetslug]

how it feels to make financial decisions that save money

[billysjoel]

i just got my long-term disability backpay for the last 14 months anyone else want to cry literal tears of joy with me

[thebirdandhersong]

Scream cry AND wail sounding off in my head lol still alive but SOOOOOO tired and there's still half an hour of transit left 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[kamiko1234]

Crack AU where the entirety of Detroit : Become Human is just the plot of an afternoon playdate between the human child versions of Markus, Alice and Connor. The reason for why they have three diffrent plots is because they couldn't agree on what exactly to play. Kara INSISTED that she wanted to play something with her new doll, Alice. Connor being an overexcited 6 y/o just wanted to be a cool robot detective who's like super smart and super strong and looks really, really cool. Only god knows what had Markus deciding on what his character should be. Since they are only three kids they decided the most logical option is just playing each of what they wanted and switching between eachother. And taking the side (read : uninteresting) roles in the stories of the other. The only person involved in this madness that isn't switching characters like switching clothes is Connor's grandpa chaperoning the playdate, Hank. The reason for why he freaks out everytime Connor in dbh dies is because he just grows increasingly worried about his grandon's apparent love for dying (and the plot of this playdate in general)