#TRUE HATE BABY

[boxwinebaddie]

uncle nina please stop spoiling your ask answers in your shit posts/silly snippets challenge failed again, but my sides actually hurt from laughing too hard, bc i'm blocking this dialogue from the sp trip, where rm!ike is trying to figure out what is happening between jersey and raven of cd, and trying to be unbothered ( extremely bothered ) kyle is like 'literally nothing, he does not interest me' ( me when i lie )

to which aspiring investigative journalist ike who knows his older brother more than anyone, very professionally says 'bullshit bitch! i know you're lying because you're doing that weird thing twitchy thing with your nose!!!" ( jersey hc check, its very slight but his nose does twitch a little if he is lying hella...which he is, smh )

and to prove it, ike is like "okay, so you DON'T think raven is hot?" and jersey kyle is like "pfftstsppft!!! no, i don't!!!! Obviously!" ike shows him the literal video evidence ( little brothers really do have the nuclear codes to pissing you of all the time, huh ) and instead of saying something very normal...jk says...all...of *sigh* This.

tw for the most gaywadass loserly thing ive ever written.

ft ike being fake but so real

[101suouexpressions]

[Theory] Umemiya was going to train Sugushita to become the next leader

While making this post, I was hard stuck at a question: If Sakura didn't come to Fuurin, who would Umemiya foster to take his place? And finally, with the release of chapter 146, I've come up with an answer:

It could have been Sugishita.

Chapter 146

Most readers only see Sugishita as "very strong" and an "Umemiya fanatic", therefore he (on the outside) disliked Sakura because Sakura had announced that he wanted to become the leader of Boufuurin. 

What makes Ch.146 so special? Well, let's take a look at this page.

It turns out that Sugishita understands everything Umemiya had been trying to pass on to Sakura!

Unless he's sharp and a quite mature person, like Suou who could quickly deduce unspoken messages, the best explanation for this surprise information is because he had received the same education.

When you think about it that way, the dots start to connect.

Sugishita's position in Boufuurin

Sugishita had been recognized as a Fuurin student before even entering high school. His reputation had already been firmly established.

On a more personal level, Sugishita was widely known for being a very strong opponent. Umemiya, his direct connection to Fuurin, even knew Sugishita's capability like the back of his hand.

Why was Sugishita not suitable?

Umemiya didn't just drop him, but had been aware of Sugishita's problem for a long time: he was, like Sakura before coming to Fuurin, alone.

Umemiya can treat him like a successor, but his attitude towards Sugishita was more like towards a stray animal/a younger brother than an apprentice.

I think he had already known that Sugishita wasn't the most suitable for the leader position and would be much happier being in a group of friends instead.

What about Sugishita's opinion?

No matter what he said or how he acted, Sugishita had accepted Sakura both as a friend-

-and as a candidate for the leader position, a person whom he could trust.

"But not you!" - this is the most direct ackowledgement ever from Sugishita. Why can everyone give up but not Sakura? Because Sakura is the next Umemiya, the next leader, the person that everybody in Bourfuurin and Makochi will look up to and put their trust in.

His next words, "What did you learn from Umemiya?" really proves whatever I have been rambling about. Sugishita had witnessed Sakura's capbility so he knew, and acknowledged Sakura's role!

Then what comes next?

I can be wrong, of course, after all this is just a little theory I came up with from one scene alone. However, I can make a prediction that in future arcs, Sakura and Co. will encounter an actual candidate for the position of Boufuurin leader. They had met other leaders before (Tomiyama of Shishitouren, Nakamura of Roppo Ichiza, Suzuri of Gravel) but they're all from a different group/gang, so I think this would be an interesting thing to expect.

[explodingstarlight]

spent a month mashing two of my long term hyperfixations together into an AU, bone apple teeth

I wouldn't consider this a crossover as much as an inspired AU because autism brain drew parallels between the two narratives and I think it would be fun to explore the earlier years of the apocalypse, before the world is absolutely decimated (alongside many of the resources), before the fam loses Donnie and Raph, et cetera. I have Plans™

Paying homage to this iconic panel from The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys: National Anthem:

Still finalizing each of the bro's code names, but here are the initial drafts and close-ups of their designs:

Riff-Raph

Donamite

Antimatter Master-Plan

Magic Mic

[sameschmidtdiffname]

"Bay over Bae is most ethica-" ethic my nuts, give me the blue haired lesbian you fucking homophobe.

[luck-of-the-drawings]

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saw alot of comments on prev pages; saying 'i HATE that mean teacher! im gonna FIGHT HIM!!' & i LOVE the energy!! it WOULD be nice. to have that catharsis. but the story of young tidestrider is Not one of catharsis. it is a story of being so small and so special and sucking so bad.

[ocularpatdowns]

ok so yes luther is obviously a horrible father and an awful guy etc etc but ALSO,,,

i totally get why he hates mac 😂😂😂😭

[unave]

I just saw a comment going “Copia, the nepo baby you are” and it’s making me lose my mind how true and funny it is

[whitegoldtower]

Bethesda: *creates a very two dimensional villain who is apparently just evil for the sake of being evil, but also gives him weird tension with the LDB*

My delusional arse, as a writer: this man is an affection-starved, closeted gay man who has convinced himself that the only way he can be respected is by wearing the Thalmor uniform and the only way he can protect himself is by seeking power.

He probably only joined the Thalmor because he wanted to be seen as intimidating and not to be messed with (i.e, he wanted people to leave him the fuck alone), and because it would give him an excuse, a ‘beard’ if you like - because the Thalmor are very particular about reproduction, it makes sense he’d use it as a cover.

Even the Thalmor don’t like him (probably because they suspect him, or at the very least feel like something’s ‘off’) because they sent his colleague to Markarth with backup, and yet sent him to Winterhold alone. He’s also not at Elenwen’s party.

He gets nastier and nastier the more inhospitable people are towards him (take his bedroom at the college, for example), and his behaviour with the eye is textbook behaviour of someone at the end of their tether.

The sad part is that the poor bastard likely hates his job and wants to leave the Thalmor, but knows that the only way one leaves the Thalmor is in a box. So he resigns himself to his fate and decides that if he’s going to go out, he’s going to go out with a bang, and he’s going to be comically camp whilst doing it because this is his last act.

… Give me a week and I could fix him. I feel like the entire time he was just inwardly screaming to be loved and wanted, he needed someone who would fight to know him, and resist his attempts to evade vulnerability.

[anonfromtheflight]

I really like Young Royals. And I mean, obviously, I'm here lol but I REALLY like how it makes me feel. I like that a gif or picture can make me go feral because I'm flooded instantly by the same feelings and emotions I got when I first watched the show.

I don't remember feeling this way about anything else before and I feel grateful this show exists and I had the opportunity to find it (even if it was late AF lmao)!!

[lilmaymayy]

🥲🥲🥲I CANNOT BELIEVE MY EYES

this pains me😫

[adharastarlight]

When you go into public and the public has the nerve to be there:

[b0ylik3r]

why was there a proshipper defending r*pe and age gap ships in the zadr tag

[atopvisenyashill]

do you think book baela's ending is going to make sense as a conclusion for hotd baela's arc? she says she wants to die by dragonfire but ends up marrying alyn and becomes lady of driftmark, all by her own choice.

yeah i have no fucking idea what they’re doing with baela. are they doing this to make her ending MORE tragic? it doesn’t feel like it because rhaenys practically gave corlys permission to do whatever the fuck he wants with marilda’s boys, and corlys is clearly thinking “maybe alyn is a good alternative.” also the actor who plays alyn looks a lot older than bethany, at least to me. are they doing this because they intend something different for her? but WHAT ARE THEY INTENDING THEN?

idk maybe i’m just a dumb ass but even though i feel like i really Get Baela as a character, I just have no earthly idea what they’re planning with her. Having her reject Driftmark so quickly when she’s going to marry Alyn….feels different than say Jaime’s comment about how he’d rather be dead than a cripple. Not ironic tragedy but just like. Weird. I have no fucking idea bro is my answer.

[one-anxious-trainer]

Fuckers love praising Scizor and Cutiefly and Ribombee but then you bring out like Joltik or Ariados and suddenly it’s “ew bug types are creepy!”

[psalmsofpsychosis]

waking up to David Mazouz dropping a phd thesis on Joker and calling Joker 2 "flat and mild" instead of "outrageously hate-worthy" and outright coming out and saying "whatever good Joker 2 tried to do Gotham did first" and then proceeding to like and put an Amen to an "Only Batman would go to this length to find the good in Joker because he is his one true love" comment and SCREENCAPPING AND REPOSTING THE COMMENT AS HIS IG STORY LIKE, babygirl i desire you carnally

[just-an-enby-lemon]

The thing about Palamedes is that based on his overall being genuinally a good person vibe I do think he only endangered Telemachus because he was pretty sure Odysseus was lying. After all he knew Odysseus well enough to draw this conclusion.

Wich does open the idea for my man being completly heartbroken and lowkey hated in a reality where he was actually wrong and Odysseus had fully went mad for reals. No one has a good time at all. Also whatever revenge plan Penelope would have in mind would be worse than Odysseus for sure (although I do think Palamedes would fully be "no I do deserve that one actually" after killing her son in front of her and ending Odysseus whole disnasty to prove a point he didn't even prove).

Bonus points if Ody went mad the only way he would via angering a god and the curse is lifted after he kills his son and Agamemnon fully not reading the room is like "cool that was fixed, let's go to war" while everyone else is in shock.