#TIME TO GET SHIT DONE
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my children i have returned
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Fuck procrastination
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hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care
#it should be like. a hernia. or diverticulitis#something intestinal for maximum Awkward Scenario#and the entire car ride alternates between awkward silence and the driver lecturing their nemesis on the importance of regular check-ups#this is funnier if the hero is the one having the hernia tbh. but both options are Very Good#want to emphasize that it is a 'medical emergency ' that is clearly not extreme enough for the emergency room#and the sidekick/henchperson gets stuck in traffic so the hero/villain stays for moral support#they spend 8 hours in the waiting room playing Uno (it devolves into a screaming match)#at the end of the ordeal one of them vows to burn the hospital to the ground with their laser eye powers#and it's Not The One You Think#oh oh oh! ALTERNATIVELY:#it's an allergic reaction; one of them accidentally poisoned the other by using like. soybean derivative in a tranquilizer dart#emphasis on *accidentally*. yes they were technically fighting but That Wasn't Supposed To Happen#so now they're obligated to take responsibility and Stay In The Waiting Room#(can't decide if it's funnier if it's the hero or the villain stuck in this situation)#(probably the villain)#“why didn't you TELL me you were allergic to soybeans???”#“um because you would use it against me in combat?”#“as opposed to NOT telling me! which has worked out fantastic for you!!!”#villain being genuinely offended bc they have a biochemistry degree and have invented literally dozens of untraceable poisons#they have the scientific skill to poison their favorite jackass in hundreds of ways#(and have done so before! in admittedly non-fatal outcomes but that was by design okay)#but it's “dangerous” to do them the simple curtesy of informing them about a SOY ALLERGY????#above all else they consider themself a scientist#and they're LIVID that their favorite (reluctant) test subject lied about their medical history#“technically i didn't LIE--#“I read you the questionnaire! the very first time i held u hostage i READ YOU THE QUESTIONNAIRE!!!”#“...the what now”#“the MEDI--holy shit you weren't even paying attention were you#i had you bound and gagged over an ACTUAL BUBBLING ACID PIT and you couldn't even be bothered to--#“--so i was obviously a bit BUSY at that moment! I'm sorry i ignored your VILLAINOUS MONOLOGUING while the BLOOD WAS RUSHING TO MY HEAD but
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Company Mandated Fancy Fits on the Tulpar 😏
Also had to include the REAL star of the show (and a bonus)


Based off of this and this. Thank you very much joetastic for being inspirational 👍
The REAL reason this is late

#just pretend I posted this like 6 days ago 😁👍#<-got distracted#sorry I’m Afflicted with The Curse and everything just takes me a long time#also right now I’m just kind of being experimental with my workflow and style right now so stuff is just naturally taking a bit longer#mouthwashing#mouthwashing fanart#anya mouthwashing#mouthwashing anya#nurse anya#curly mouthwashing#captain curly#mouthwashing curly#swansea mouthwashing#daisuke mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing#myart#anyway my new years resolution is to put more WOMEN in SUITS and MEN in DRESSES#had fun drawing this but still not too sure about the rendering style just yet. probably just gonna keep playing around with shit#IM DOING IT SCARED but im DOING IT#im also still trying to figure out how to Social Media#am i doing it right#GRAAAHHHHHHH I NEED TO BETTER UNDERSTAND FORMATTING POSTS#i have a more serious mouthwashing piece in the works but wanted to get this done first lol#honestly I have a buncha sketches I should post too#i like them but they’re not really composited very well if you catch my drift. been having trouble with sketch page layout recently#which is kind of antithetical to the idea of a sketch page but you know how it is with spaghetti#i doodled the others on the side and liked how they looked so i just put some color and basic shading on them#edit: realized i forgot to change the color of the ‘lapel’ on jims shirt lol
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Ok I’m being so brave about it but a couple of days ago I saw this post claiming that the Jedi saying ‘this weapon [your lightsaber] is your life’ is emblematic of ‘the Jedi’s failure as peacekeepers’ (not an exact quote but pretty close) because why would a weapon be the life of a peacekeeper?
And like. The Jedi are a culture. They’re a religion.
You know that, right? You know that many cultures, including generally peaceful ones, have sacred weapons, right? You know that the bond between a Jedi and their crystal(s) is an extremely sacred thing that requires the consent of both parties and is integral to their way of life, right?
You know that lightsabers are not intended to be only for killing, right? That the first thing Luke learns to do with his lightsaber is to shield and defend? You know that a culture having sacred weapons doesn’t mean that they view killing as sacred, right?
Not trying to start shit, I don’t even remember who said it, but ugh
#the damage the Acolyte (‘i know a Jedi wouldn’t draw their lightsaber unless they’re willing to kill’) has done to Star Wars is incalculable#hey guys long time no post#I am sorry about that September’s been… really shit#hope to get back into my rewatch and stuff next week?#is this the original post tag#Jedi order#star wars#lightsabers
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Long distance besties. This definitely happened after the third movie (source: trust me bro)
Based on this

#anyways time to yap in the tags 😋☝️#but first ummmm lemme just tag some shit#how to train your dragon#httyd#httyd hiccup#hiccup haddock#hiccup horrendous haddock iii#toothless#httyd toothless#ok i think that its done#anyways this definitely happaned after the dragons left like just trust me bro 🙏🙏🙏🙏#omfg i wanted to make this with hijack as well cause lol. do you get it. they're long distance LOLOLOL#maybe i will make it who knows. is it weird to make the same art trend with different characters??#OH WAIT FORGOT ANOTHER TAG#hicctooth#is this the duo name for them#or is it called#hictooth#doesnt matter. what matters is that theyre literally the definition of platonic soulmates bro#like wtf i love them#sorry for making them look miserable i didnt meant for them to look lile that 😭😭😭😭#omg with that being said#BROOOOOO I AM NOT GONNA DRAW DRAGONS ANYMORE IM DONEEEEE HOW DO YOU DRAW DRAGONS 😭😭😭😭😭🙏🙏#anyways first attempt do you like it. SAY YES RIGHT NOW#if you read this much till the end you need to kiss me rn muah muah muah#also say i did a good job at making them look like cookies like#say it rn#okie bye byeeeeee#I FORGOT TO ADD HIS BRAID IM GONNA KMSSSSSS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO#omg i failed
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Blood brothers in desperation, An oath of silence for the voice of our generation // happy 18 years Infinity on High
#WHEWWWW ITS FINALLY DONE#cant beleive my timing on this one holy shit i like actually finished it on time for iohs birthday?#this is a watercolor painting btw!#sorry the coloring is a bit off on the bottom near andy#it is insanely hard to get good lighting to photograph a painting and i just kinda gave up lmao#fall out boy#fob#pete wentz#andy hurley#joe trohman#patrick stump#infinity on high#scribbles draws a thing#fob art#anyways happy birthday to the light of my life one of the greatest albums ever infinity on high<333
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Hilson should have had ONE. (1) honest to god fistfight. Not talking about no pansy ass scuffle either i need a FIGHT. Im talking bloodied noses nd bruised cheeks. I need them to exchange words that will alter the course of their relationship forever. MOST OF ALL. They need to make out nastystyle afterwards
#Drawing this was so fuckingfunny because house is so absolutely into this HHEKELALLAOAPPPAOSJHHAGHEHU#Yes i tried to draw this homoerotic as possible but simultaneously house by nature would be SO into this i dont even get a say in it#LOOK AT HIS FACE#Wilson would get MAD mad and house would be like “😳😳😏😏” Hes such a little freak. What fucking ever#House needed to get jumped soooo bad chase swinging on his ass is still to date the best thing hes ever done in-show#Im not even sayingthis becayse i hate house i fucking love house actually one of my charactersof all time#But the shit this man pulls sometimes. Bro#like u need to get jumped. FOR YOUR OWN GOOD#johan being crazy about yaoi md#johans scrapbook#house md#house md fanart#hilson#hilson fanart#james wilson#gregory house
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superbloom
#art#painting#oil painting#traditional#coyotes#coyote#flowers#floral#traditional art#my art#funny timing on that wip game thing bc i needed to finish this piece this week to give it enough time to dry before i varnish and ship it#lays on the floor facedown i've been running around all week trying to get shit done before i leave sunday augughhg#i was all like omg i'll get to relax before i leave!! no. applications and commissions and teaching and lesson planning#AND packing but. that's a tomorrow problem
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“Oh Lucanis… I’m going to miss you.”
Lucanis funeral in like 30 years….. there was supposed to be a second part where she kissed the coffin but frankly it’s too damn sad!!!!! I can’t take drawing this anymore!!!!
#also I tried something new and I ~hate it~ so I want this DONE AND OUT SO I CAN FREE MYSELF FOR SILLY ART#I say as my next plan is drawing lucanis unconious after bloodbath#rook baby im SOOOO sorry I’ve killed off your husband so young but alas it had to be done#also drawing old people is hard as shit I’m never doing that again#dragon age veilguard#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age#datv#rookanis#lucanis x rook#rook#lucanis dragon age#rook dragon age#rook mercar#Vivienne rook mercar#also let’s all just pretend like antivans don’t traditionally burn their dead before burial#is she’s kissing a lump of ashes it just gets weird alright#also yes that’s wisp spite he really sent lucanis ass to the other side ALONE#spites like finally some peace and fucking quiet with my favourite rook#meanwhile my poor rook just spends the next 5 years staring at a wall in grief#I was suffering with the lyric ‘the world ended when it happened to me’ stuck in my head the whole time I made this too#my art
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Doodle dump because I have too many thoughts about them </3





Stupid shenanigans during their college era referencing this. Harold used to have a stupid moustache and goatee in that “I just started growing facial hair and idk what to do with it” kind of style.
Giving Melvin friends but also making him the shortest and the angriest out of the gang. He is friends with George and Harold and he hates it so much, he is entrenched in denial about it. His only two besties are each fathers of two and very much married, OF COURSE he's going to be mom/dad-friended to death.
They are judging you.
#I LOVE making them friends as adults but also collectively super dumb.#It doesn’t matter how smart you are- when you’re around your friends your average common sense levels just drop drastically - it’s a law.#I’M ALSO including the kids / younger versions in their shenanigans because fuck canon and fuck time space continuum.#I need them to have anachronistic stupid interactions NOW.#I like to think that George and Harold to be pretty good with their younger counterparts because they have experience with kids.#Meanwhile Melvin and HIS younger self are bickering and arguing every five second like two siblings with a big age gap and#absolutely HATE each other. Like an 18 year old moody brother with their 6 year old abnoxious little brother.#But if you really really REALLY squint you can kinnnd of see some sort of care between the two? In some sort of weird fucked up Melvin way?#It basically just consists of Melvin yelling and mini-him and dragging him out of school at 9pm like: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL HERE#STUDYING YOU DUMB LITTLE SHIT- SCHOOL'S BEEN DONE AN HOUR AGO. GO SLEEP- YOU'RE GOING TO GET FUCKING BURNOUT#Anyways#my art#captain underpants#tetocu#the epic tales of captain underpants#george beard#harold hutchins#melvin sneedly#tw scopophobia#I'm so tired
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Wonder what it's like to feel grass under your feet for the first time in your life. Wonder how it feels knowing you'll be the one to destroy it.
#seconds later shadow discovered mosquitos and his resolve hardened once more#but YEAH still thinking about The Island and it's Implications#lotta good shit on that island man#so you wanna destroy the world cool let's start small and see how it feels#shadow the hedgehog#sonic#sth#is a tag I've also seen?#don't worry done with more serious stuff for now haha I just wanted to practice backgrounds a bit more (need to practice more tbh got lazy)#I have a couple shitposts I've been meaning to get to <- my constant state of being#comic#kinda#my art#doodles#just realized how well this parallels maria's little naming monologue in sxsg lmaO#unintentional I promise but very apt regardless#anyways next time I do this I should pull up more references I get so hand wavy without them haha
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Part 6.5
a little check in back at the castle~
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#mitsusart#my comics#comic#Missing Killer Comic#<- i guess ill name it that for now idfk JAKFJG#undertale au#art#undertale#sans undertale#utmv#horror sans#horror!sans#dust!sans#dust sans#murder sans#dusttale#horrortale#murder time trio#nightmares gang#bad sanses#bad sans gang#undertale multiverse#undertale fandom#undertale au fanart#sans#IM SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG#finally done with this holy shit#way too many things happened last week so uhm#delayed.#ANYWAYS LOVE YOU ALL THANK YOU BEING PATIENT WHILE I GET MY SHIT TOGETEHR 💛💛💛😭🙏
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you’ll never guess what game i started playing. Also whats up with these guys
#SHOULD NOT HAVE STARTED MGS RIGHT BEFORE FINALS. THE BRAINWORMS#otasune driving me crazyyyyyy you know i love me some snarky bitches#im almost done with the first game ive been having a great time but omg this shit is insane#cant wait for mgs2! raiden when i get you#anyways#finals season is killing me but we will prevail. hopefully#solid snake#hal emmerich#otacon#otasune#snotacon#i really hate that ship name LMAO#mgs#metal gear solid#ok bye
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I don't think i posted this? lol
tbh after thinking about hancock a bit, i feel like she would become attached to anyone that treated her like how luffy treated her (as an equal and a friend, and not practically deifying her)
#one piece#zolu#fan comic#luzo#idk man. I used to not like her but now that Im thinking about it she's a really interesting character#I think i would like her more if she wasn't completely luffy obssessed or maybe it was played up more of a joke like with barto#but also i get a little annoyed with people who say luffy's end game is with a woman -#-and not just as a zolu shipper. but romance isn't the point of OP. realistically speaking luffy wouldn't end up w/anyone#ok im done ranting about dumb shit. time to go back to making silly comics
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