#THIS WHOLE VIDEO GRRR

[taroddori]

sungchan in glasses u are everything to me

[icewindandboringhorror]

recent things

[ptanalo]

Ah I wanted to rant more headcanons abt neon and her gear as a type of insulators for her powers even tho it’s not that deep

[snghnlvr]

come on baby, don’t say that. / park sunghoon

park sunghoon x fem reader

synopsis : you were curious whether or not your boyfriend was a possessive type so you tested it out.

includes: 1.4k words | fluff 4 sunghoon stans (aka me) , suggestive ending oohooolala | VAMP SUNGHOON | zb1 taerae appearance! | sunghoon is a menace but so is y/n… grrr possessive sunghoon … | both are simps but cuties patooties <33

extra: his part in the baby shark movie lives in my mind 24/7, i hear it everywhere anytime and it’s making me LOSE my damn sanity | the ONE fansign video of op asking questions to sunghoon about dating ggggrrrrrrr | literally last minute drabble i had , it was supposed to be posted for my birthday but studies got in the way .. ew studies…:// | en o’ clock reference⁉️

likes, comments and reposts are very appreciated <3

[below the cut]

curiosity perhaps did kill the cat.

you wore your favorite dress (also sunghoon’s favorite dress), styled your favorite into a bun with two strands on each side of your face, wore makeup to emphasize your face features and wore your favorite ruffled socks to put your loafers on.

you dolled yourself so much just for sunghoon’s attention, but on the bright side you felt pretty all dressed up.

you didn’t know what was purpose of doing this to yourself up when you didn’t have any plans.

one day, bored in your living room of both you and sunghoon’s apartment, you came across a video on your foryou page about possessive behavior in someone’s partner. it made you think about your boyfriend’s behavior; curiosity overwhelming your thoughts. you tried to imagine what your boyfriend will do if these scenarios were to happen.

so, you planned out a script - going to the movie theatre with your male friend, eating with your male friend, etc. ; literally spending a whole day with a male friend. heck, you can’t imagine doing those things with a male other than sunghoon. you don’t even have money in your wallet right now.

you’ve always known sunghoon as a quiet yet clingy type of boyfriend. he wasn’t openly expressive with his clinginess he would be subtle. even with that itself it made your heart pound like crazy. but you wanted to take a step further on how clingy he could get.

you stepped out of the room, already seeing sunghoon lying around in the living room couch with his eyes glued to the tv. his eyes immediately diverted to you, getting your loafers out in front of the door.

“where are you going?” he asked, his eyes scanning to your dressed up figure. you knew he was shamelessly checking you out. it made your heart flutter and somehow boosted up your ego. but you shouldn’t be phased by his attractive face.

he wanted to compliment you but he spoke without thinking. he wonders where your gorgeous self is going especially with that little dress you owned that he loves on your body. he wonders what was the special occasion.

you put on a soft smile while adjusting your shoes. you noticed that sunghoon stood up, eyes still checking you out and wonders how such a dress curves your body so well.

sunghoon had a small smirk with his hands on his pocket, abandoning the pillow on his lap. it flopped next to him.

you smelt sunghoon’s signature scent of musk and a blend of roses. he wore his favorite grey hoodie that was stained with his cologne. it was because you would borrow it.

now that sunghoon was in front of you, he continue to look at you as his arms slowly wrapped around your waist. that’s when you spoke. “mhm just going out.” you spoke sweetly to sunghoon but he kept you against the wall as the door was right next to the both of you but you didn’t comment. you knew he was trapping you.

“with who?” you noticed how sunghoon raised an eyebrow and how his expression slowly changed into a sad one that he wasn’t the person you’re going out with.

“just a friend of mine.” you looked up to sunghoon and noticed how your answer didn’t satisfied him so you pushed it further. “a male friend of mine.” you placed a hand on his chest, lightly playing with the strings of his hoodie.

“excuse me?” sunghoon spoke, slightly amused because usually you would hang out with your female friends.

your heart was starting to exhilarate when his voice octaves dropped. “hanbin? mark? jisung?” he started rambling of the guy friends that you had on the top of his head.

you were surprised at how many he remembered. is that a good thing?

sunghoon noticed your eyes widening so he took a deep breath and placed a soft smile that seemed a bit fake from your perspective.

“don’t go.”

what a contrast.

you almost snickered when you noticed sunghoon’s lips twitching, trying to lee his smile still but his hands wrapped around your waist, wrapped further until his hands reached his elbows. you were cold to him, close enough that your hands on his chest was the only barrier separating you two.

you found it somehow adorable to see him pouting.

you copied him. “taerae and i planned to go out and work work on our project for a while now.” you mentally apologized for using your friend’s name on the spot but you panicked to make something new on top of your head.

“where are you guys going?” you couldn’t handle sunghoon’s stare despite dating him so you looked down towards his buff chest. sometime about his stare sparked jealousy and agitated but he kept his mouth shut.

“we planned to watch a movie theatre together then a cafe and then the library.”

“alone?”

“yeah..”

you swore when you looked up at sunghoon, he was frozen, mouth apart as he was speechless. his eyes started to twitch. he then blinked at you multiple times to see if you were joking.

well, you were. but you kept a serious face on which didn’t show any sort of crackling.

“it sounds more like a date.” you can tell his whiny tone with his words, lips pouting that made you want to pinch his cheeks but you held back.

you shook his head. “why would i have a date with taerae when i can have with you?” you tilted your head, chuckling at his remark. “you’re literally my boyfriend.” you giggled lightly.

sunghoon sighed. “then don’t go. i’ll help you with the project instead, heck i’ll go to taerae instead of you.” his eyes were showing pettiness that you can’t help but lightly giggle. you saw sunghoon’s grumpy expression as he kept you close to him.

you poked at his birth mole under his eye. “boop.” were the words you let out but it didn’t phase sunghoon, keeping his grumpy expression on.

“we don’t even attend the same college hoon.” sunghoon’s eyes soften when you easily roll off his nickname out loud. he rather rolled his eyes instead.

“i have to go soon,” you looked at the clock behind sunghoon’s figure. it was 2pm. you were surprised your acting has gone this far and you’re continuing. you thought it was fun to make your boyfriend jealous.

“hoon, let go of me.” your hands flew to his triceps, surprised at how his muscle flexed against your touch. you lightly touched his muscle which broke sunghoon’s grumpy expression again.

you looked at him with an eyebrow raise, hoping he would be persuaded to let you go but he shook his head like a kid.

“come on baby, don’t say that.”

your heart beat started pounding like crazy. you were astonished at the unexpected sentence. you suddenly stared at sunghoon, how a strand of hair was covering his eye so you unconsciously moved it behind his ear, eyes watching your actions. sunghoon stared at your lips, stained with your red lipstick.

“taerae can wait another day.” sunghoon started rubbing your back with his hands, making you frozen and loosing your train of thoughts.

yeah forget taerae.

“it would be amazing to show him how beautiful my girlfriend is but i want you to myself right now baby.” sunghoon started to lean closer, his hand cupping your jaw and slowly easing your cheek with his soft fingers.

you closed your eyes and leaned against his relaxing touch. “you sound possessive park.” you were satisfied with your act, chuckling slightly at how amused you are.

sunghoon giggled as well, his deep giggle erupting in him as you felt him leaning more into you. “mhmm maybe?” he shrugged with a smile.

you opened your eyes and see sunghoon staring at you with love and affection. you can’t help but to plant a lot of kisses to his lips. you saw sunghoon staring at your lips and you predicted what was gonna happen next.

“mhmm yeah.” you smiled mischievously at sunghoon, removing his arms from your waist and turned around towards the door which showed your back to him.

maybe you’re not done yet.

but before you can open the door, sunghoon wrapped his arms once again which prevented you from not moving. your hands reached to the cold door handle but didn’t touch. his hands gripped your hips which indicated a new side of your boyfriend, park sunghoon.

sunghoon’s lips pecked your neck. “not on my watch.” his hot breath contrasted your cold skin, tickling you.

your heart paused at his actions.

you felt your boyfriend’s chest against your back, giving you instant warmth to your cold, clammy skin. his hug was very comforting and at this point you gave up with your little skit.

“possessive and back hugging me? how romantic.” you chuckled. you felt a sharp pain in the side of your neck, “ow!” you shouted in shock when it was sunghoon’s playful behavior of showing his love. you knew sunghoon had fangs and he unfortunately is abusing that characteristic of his by biting you. you rather found it his fangs adoring yet a bit hot that your boyfriend looked like an actual vampire.

you felt sunghoon’s tongue’s slowly soothing that area when he licked your pain away; like a cat. you smiled when he hugged you tighter as his face was dug into your neck as if you’ll disappear.

sunghoon abruptly stopped hugging you but rather grabbed your hand, dragging you across the hallway towards the bed that both of you live in, filled with smiles and flustered cheeks.

thank you for reading<3 hope you enjoyed!

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Super Mario Bros. Isekai!Reader (Bowser x Reader) (2/3)

There were exactly three more weird encounters with Bowser that stuck with you.

He seemed to be even keener on taking you down after the first encounter. It kind of scared you. Actually no, it really scared you.

You actually have a target on your back now.

But that didn't stop you from having a fun time around the kingdom.

You traveling around the kingdom started this whole series of encounters in the first place.

The first encounter…

it was at the mushroom fields where you were having a small picnic by yourself after Peach told you to have a break.

you picked a nice spot to set your basket and blanket and took in the scenery.

The weather was so nice out today, it was a perfect time out. It kind of made you want to sleep outside on your blanket after you ate.

You guess.... shutting your eyes for a few seconds wasn't going to hurt. It was your day off. It was so peaceful that it was a crime to not relax. Just a little-

"YOU!!"

huh?

You opened your eyes to see a large Fireball heading in your direction.

You were able to move out of the way fast enough to save your basket. Your Blanket and nap area was burnt to a crisp.

"My Blanket!!" You said shocked to your core. You look at the person responsible for this and turned out to be none other than Bowser. Steam was still coming out of his nose as he glared at you

"What was that for?"

"You Know EXACTLY What That Was For, Pipsqueak. You're Going To Pay For What You Did!"

Uh Oh. You don't have the energy to fight him again. Not that you really wanted to fight but still. There must be something around here!

"Think Fast!" You throw the first thing you had with you. A sandwich.

It splattered across Bowser's face, blinding him. This is your chance to book it. You can as face as you can.

"YOU BRAT!!" He quickly wiped off the mess on his face so that he could burn you to a crisp.

He couldn't find you, however. you could run fast if you wanted to. He stomped around for a minute until he came across a goomba. It looks like it's one of his.

"You! I'm looking for a Brat! Have you seen her?"

The goomba said nothing but nodded his head in a different direction. Bowser followed the direction the goomba pointed to.

"Hehe..I can't believe that worked." You take off the goomba hat and chuckle to yourself. The goomba mask always worked in video games, but you didn't think it was going to work in real life.

Let's run back to the mushroom Kingdom before he notices.

Second Encounter…

You were napping in the forest. Why? You don't know. It just felt comfortable underneath the tree.

you could get used to this. In your old world, you had so much stressful work to do, and naps were little to none, as it felt shameful to take a nap sometimes. This, however, felt nice. this world had little to really stress over.

"Grrr!!" You opened your eyes and saw A FIST COMING INTO YOUR DIRECTION!

You quickly moved away before he came in contact with you, creating a large hole in the tree.

okay, almost little to stress over.

"You won't get away this time!"

"HEEEEELP!!" You ran as fast as you could.

the good news is that you were not far from the Mario Bros. House.

Luigi was peacefully doing the laundry outside when he heard yelling. He turned around and saw you.

"HE'S GONNA KILL ME!"

"What? WOAH!"

"GET BACK HERE!"

You had the Mario Bros. take care of that one for you. That's how you were able to escape the second time. Cowering in their house.

Third Encounter……

This time you were picking fruits from trees in a forest. You planned to take some back to the mushroom Kingdom and bake with Peach. You currently have bananas, apples, and peaches.

hopefully they will be enough for some delicious desserts.

While you were lost in your train of thought, a fireball comes your way. You were able to jump out of the way before you were hit. Deja vu.

You turned around and saw the one and only Bowser. He was beyond angry. Veins were popping out of his head. and steam seemed to come from everywhere. oh boy.

"This.ends.here! Stop running away!"

You ran anyway. He wasn't far behind.

You still had one trick up your sleeve. You reached into your basket and pulled out the only weapon you had. A banana.

Throwing it to the ground, you ran faster as he slipped on it. This made him roll over on his back, making him unable to get back up.

"You annoying pipsqueak! Get back here!!" He yells, struggling to get back up.

This is the perfect time to get back to the kingdom......but.

you can't just leave him like this. well, you can, but you didn't want to. It didn't feel right, no matter how scary he was.

you went behind him to push him back on his feet.

"H-Hey, What are you doing?!"

"Getting you back on your feet!" He was really heavy. you were kinda struggling a bit. But you knew you were close, just a little more push.

"I don't need your help!"

'Almost...Got It!" With a huge push, you successfully got him back on his feet, your arms feeling like jelly while you did so. He's as heavy as he looks.

He turned around to look at you. Slightly glaring at you as you look like a quick puppy. You were a little too tired to run and couldn't put up much of a fight. You'll have to accept your fate.

But he just turns back around and stomps away, with a scowl on his face.

"Count your luck. I decided to spare you. Get lost!" He stomps away, leaving you confused.

That was weird.

[erumai-maadu]

(Slowly going back to my naruto era again…. Yay ) it’s so frustrating that Team Gai didn’t get to mourn completely. Like only Lee did and I get it that’s his rival and tenten that was her friend who also dealt with Lee and Gai ‘s shenanigans and Gai felt out of character when he told Lee like I get it but he never grieve after losing one of his students….

(muhahahaha come back to the pits with us mel. we have cookies!)

So much about Neji’s death was handled so badly, which explains the commonality of Neji Lives AUs. because EVERYONE knew that was bullshit.

So earlier I was watching an OSP Trope Talk (that series is a goldmine for writers btw everyone should go check it out) on fridging, and there were a few things that Red said which stuck out to me a lot.

Side note here: Neji wasn’t fridged, necessarily, but since fridging is a bad character death, Red was discussing a lot of character death tropes and how to write a good character death.

The main takeaway from the video is that a good character death feels like a conclusion to their arc somehow. Like even if it cuts off their life and their arc/future to some degree, things have wrapped up enough in their arc that the death feels correct or acceptable in some way. That clearly doesn’t happen here.

I think the reality is that Kishimoto designed Team Gai to be side characters, and killed Neji for emotional impact to Naruto and Hinata, as well as to set an example for how brutal the war was going to be. Nobody else died. It wasn’t a satisfying conclusion to his arc in any way, especially given that his whole narrative was about breaking free from the idea of the branch protecting the main family with their lives.

I think the arc of the Hyuuga clan was handled badly just in general but that’s a different (and related) conversation.

People can talk about “well it was Neji’s choice not because he had to” all they want. it just doesn’t feel satisfying. it’s a spit in the face to everything that Neji’s arc had worked up for till then.

Another thing is that a good character death has the characters around them grieve and be deeply affected by it.

Lee didn’t really grieve. He got to be sad, got to go “nooooo nejiiiiiii” and then never really mentioned it again. Naruto got a scene with Neji (that was longer than anything he got with HIS OWN TEAM RAHHH GRRR) and then was at the funeral.

The war was raging around them so one can argue they didn’t have the time to grieve. And honestly that could’ve been a very interesting thing. Forcing all of them to delay their grief because there’s a war going on, we’ll have to deal with this later, having them fight to stay focused on the task at hand, and the consequences of putting off that emotion.

Seeing something, anything that Lee and Tenten and Gai do to keep Neji in their minds. Even just them visiting his grave. Gai lost his father in a war and to lose a student, someone he probably saw as like a child to him, in a war would have been incredibly traumatic and hard for him.

Insane that in the manga there is literally no panel of Lee and Tenten at Neji’s funeral. We see team 10. but not Gai or Lee or Tenten. In the anime they’re there, so small condolences I guess.

Neji, like Shikamaru, is what I like to call a “main side character”. They are the side characters with a lot of screen/panel time and have these big and important narrative arcs that take up time and have an impact on the main character.

Lee, and Tenten especially are minor side characters who don’t get much. And Gai to some extent.

Lee gets his match against Gaara and his time during the chunin exams, and then beyond that I don’t believe we see much of him in a major narrative way. Even in the retrieval arc he’s mostly just there to show how strong Kimimaro is, rib Gaara a little about injuring him, and then sit there and ooh and aah while he summons enough sand to change the landscape.

Gai gets a bit of panel time as elite kickass jounin and Kakashi’s good friend, but still gets relegated to the side for Obito once he pops up. Madara vs Gai changed the culture the same way Lee dropping his weights did, and I think having Naruto bullshit no jutsu him back to life was…. A Choice. I got thoughts about that one too. I like that they did permanently disable him as a consequence, so his choice does have some narrative weight that others don’t. Gai gets a level of respect and dignity as a character but doesn’t really get an arc.

Tenten is the side character of all side characters. Doesn’t have a canonical last name, we know nothing about her, gets a fairly forgettable jutsu that you only really think about if you’re obsessed with her (diagnosis), and gets less screentime than Tsunade’s pet pig or Naruto’s sad boy hours swing. Her main traits come from anime filler arcs that only exist because some mfs on SP’s team LOVE team gai with all their hearts, and i adore them for this. But again, as a very minor character, she doesn’t get an arc or a focus or anything. and that’s fine, such is the nature of side characters, and such is my burden for getting obsessed with them so hard.

the point of all of this is that Tenten and Lee, and Gai to some extent, aren’t narratively important enough to bother getting panel time for grief. I think that’s why they didn’t get any sort of scene mourning Neji. I and the rest of the team gai fandom care more about Team Gai than Kishimoto ever did and that’s a little sad.

In the end it’s just bad writing, plain and simple. If Kishi needed Neji to die, there was a lot of narrative setup that he skipped in the process, and a lot of narrative afterward that would’ve helped justify the choice and make it actually satisfying.

Neji Lives AU for the win, as always.

[leaderoffestivals]

Poltergeist Chapter 11

The Neverland of Grudges Ch 3

Arashi: [ Once upon a time, there lived a Princess with a very beautiful heart.  Of course, she was not only beautiful on the inside, but in her outward appearance too,… … and the name of this Princess was Narukami Arashi. ]

Scenario Writer: Akira Season: Winter Characters: Mikejima Madara, Narukami Arashi, Sakasaki Natsume, Aoba Tsumugi

< The video: Early afternoon that day. In the Common Room at Dancing Cranes Home. >

Arashi: [ Once upon a time, there lived a Princess with a very beautiful heart. 

Of course, she was not only beautiful on the inside, but in her outward appearance too,… … and the name of this Princess was Narukami Arashi. ]

Arashi: [ However, there was someone who did not like the Princess at all. That person was the Queen of the country, who had a beautiful appearance but possessed an ugly and twisted heart. 

—Hmm? The Queen’s name? Well, for now, let’s call her Madara ♪

And although the Queen was the stepmother of the beautiful Princess, there was no familial love between them—

—because the black-hearted Queen was wildly jealous of her step-daughter’s great beauty.

Today, as she always did, the Queen asked of her magic mirror which only reflects the truth—

“Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?”

—Eh? You’re saying that would be Narukami Arashi?

Grrr~! So infuriating! If only that person weren’t here, I would surely be the most beautiful in the whole wide world! ]

Arashi: [ That’s it, I should get rid of that beautiful Narukami Arashi! Then, I will be the most beautiful person in the world! MA~MAMAMAMAMA! (1) (Laughter) ]

Tsumugi: What an interesting story! It’s full of openings for a straight man (2) to interact with!

Natsume: SeriousLY? How can you lie to the children like thIS? What’s this about the Princess’ name being Narukami Arashi?

Arashi: Hmph! That’s fine, isn’t it! Fairy tales are for living your dreams, aren’t they! I want to be a Princess too!

Natsume: WeLL, I do understand how you feEL, but won’t the children be confused to hear you’re playing the Princess roLE?

Arashi: Hold on! Why would that result in any confusion, is there a law that says a Princess must be female?! What does it matter anyway; fairy tales are fantasies, after all!

Madara: Urm. By the way, why am I laughing like that humongous character in One P*ece (1)? That’s a reeeally strange character to be portraying me as, isn’t it?

Arashi: Fufu! While I was reading the manga, the thought, “Ah, this person is just like Mama” went through my mind!

Madara: All the same, I’m not that huge either, am I?

Arashi: Ohh seriously, that’s enough. Stop interrupting and watch quietly!

Arashi: Erm, actually... One of the reasons I’m showing you guys this segment of the video was because I wanted to showcase how especially charming I was as I read the picture book to the children. However—

—There’s another reason as to why I want you to see this. 

Somehow, as I was reading the picture book to the children, some of them had very strange reactions to the story… …

Madara: Huh? Strange reactions—? 

Arashi: Yes. I mentioned encountering an “unusual incident” earlier, didn’t I? 

By the way, you might have already guessed it by now, but the title of the fairy tale I was reading to the children was “Snow White”. 

There were a few pages missing in the picture book for some reason, so I improvised by doing up a few sketches and adding them in. 

Look, this scene in particular is my favourite—

The scene where Narukami Arashi, with the seven cute dwarves—Sorry, I mean the four foolish Knights—repel the assassins dispatched by the evil Queen together ♪

Natsume: That’s amaziNG. You’re casually altering the plot of the story as you pleaSE. 

Madara: Er, how can you just get rid of the assassins sooo easily? The story would just end there, wouldn't it?

Arashi: That doesn’t matter~, the ending’s the only part that needs to make sense in the end—No, in fact all will be well as long as the story ends well.

Most people will be satisfied as long as the story ends with—”And they all lived happily ever after.”

Tsumugi: Indeed. That much is true. 

Madara: But then, what about the strange reactions you mentioned the children having earlier? Right now, the only thing I find odd is how they’re able to listen to this story so attentively to the very end, though?

Arashi: That’s what’s coming up next. See, it’s the last scene of the most beautiful Princess in the world, Narukami Arashi’s—or rather Snow White’s—story now. It seems this picture book is pretty faithful to the original, truly scary “dark fairy tales” because—

The Princess made the Queen dance on a scorching hot iron plate as revenge for all the terrible things she had done. 

It’s meant to be a satisfying scene where good triumphs over evil, and the evil villain gets their just desserts, right?

Arashi: However, as I was enthusiastically reading that scene out loud, several of the children started crying—

—and they definitely weren't tears of joy.

Arashi: They weren’t quietly sobbing either. They started shrieking loudly all of a sudden, as if possessed by demons, or evil spirits—

Some of the children even started throwing up uncontrollably.

I was at a total loss for what to do—I almost started crying myself.

Fortunately, one of the staff came hurrying over right away and soothed the agitated children, calming them down.

Natsume: OhHH? How impressiVE. I guess that’s a genuine professional childcare worker for yOU. 

Tsumugi: Hmm~. Getting children to stop crying once they start is no easy task, though… …

Arashi: No. The children’s crying stopped instantly. It seemed as if a magic spell had been cast on them.

Natsume: … … Could it be the children were administered an inhalant sedatiVE?

Arashi: No, it didn’t seem like that at all.

Looking back on it now, the method of it was really baffling, though… …

That staff worker simply went around whispering something into the children’s ears, but they recovered and stopped crying immediately. 

What was that all about, I wonder? With everything that’s happened, and now, the children’s strange reactions—there’s definitely something odd going on here. 

Madara: Hmmm… … Can I just ask—were all the children in the room crying at the same time when the tears started? 

Arashi: Why are you asking about that? If I think back on it though, among the children… … I recall it seemed to be the older kids who started crying first—?

Up until that moment, they had been behaving very maturely, in a manner way beyond their years, which was why their reaction came as such a sudden shock to me. 

The younger ones must’ve felt the same way too, and started to panic and cry themselves when they saw the older children cry—

—And they were the ones who continued crying for a long time after, for some reason. 

Madara: Hmmm. I see. A great deal is starting to fall into place nowww. 

Tsumugi: Oh my… …? Do you have any idea about what transpired during that strange event, Mikejima-kun? 

Madara: Well, there’re some things which seem reeeally odd to me, which is why I’m just inquiring casually about them. 

I’ll start looking into the situation more closely tomorrow, taking into account what I’ve heard from Arashi-san. 

Indeed. This is only just a ‘hunch’ of mine, but—

—there’s a possibility an unbelievably tragic incident or accident might have taken place in the history of that Dancing Cranes Home. 

—————-To be continued——————-

Chapter 10 / Chapter 12

Translator’s Notes:

Arashi is mimicking the laugh of Charlotte LinLin, https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Charlotte_Linlin/Abilities_and_Powers a OnePiece character with tremendous strength and endurance. Her nickname is Big Mom (Biggu Mamu, haha), and her height is 8.80m (28 feet 10 inches) tall. 

Tsumugi says “tsukkomi” which comes from “boke and tsukkomi” or “Wise Guy and Straight Man” of the Japanese comedic duo routine known as “Manzai” (漫才) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manzai

It's not proofed, so if you have any feedback, please DM me.

[alllinesarebeautiful]

Day 422 Art meditation,  August 18, 2024, “Dark Blue Green, Tree Ring Art”

Dear You, 

Some days I don’t feel like editing, I just want to get the post out. So …

Just a little Self-Love video, in ‘honor’ of my mother, who I am going to be visiting soon, because of her COMPLETE disapproval of my body. Grrr and love combined. I’m just going to do a little post of cleavage with my paper sculpture. I can’t tell you how grateful I am to the women out there who are encouraging physical realness. 

I just went through a 24 hour really deep trigger {related to rejection}, and it took me 24 hours to re-ground myself and I’m feeling a little bit feisty… Also because I know that I’m processing the fact that I’m going to be visiting all of these old {family} patterns, opinions and un-empowering stuff about Body …

Thank you Ego for trying to protect me WITH depression. But my Heart is stronger. 

I had another sleepless night having new creative ideas. It’s interesting that even though I have sleepless nights, my Heart still speaks to me enough to take notes in the middle of the night. I saw myself being fully blossomed. I turned all of this writing and art into humor and connection … 

And then I woke up into my usual emotionally flat state …

I know there is a Marble Jar rule out there to NOT be vulnerable unless someone has filled your jar with trusting actions, but I just believe that the distance between those books & TED talks and the people who really need to learn about shame, control, vulnerability, is too wide. I want to close the gap by making vulnerability and courage my public way of life. And let God and the Universe tell me someday what my purpose is…

I also just believe in Blossoming for no other point than to Blossom … If we all could, not just the dominant people …

It’s amazing to me that similar-bodied women out there are able to show way more skin than I am. I am so aware of all the old rules: If you want to be respected, keep your clothes on. If you DO show skin it means you have low self esteem, or are trying to get love or attention. 

If I stick with what is true for me, which is the whole point of living, then I get to say to my body, “I love you and am grateful for all the hard things we went through. Multiple gynecological surgeries, a large fibroid, endometriosis and the very difficult decision to remove my uterus knowing I still could have had my own baby. But the decision was to end all the monthly pain and bleeding. I am so grateful that the one time they already had me open, they found my appendix about to explode and removed that too. I am grateful for my health, other than the knee situation ...”

One of my favorite books is by Jean Shinoda Bolen, “Goddesses in Every Woman”.  Published in 1984, it still completely holds up. I’m so proud of myself that I bought it in 1991, when I discovered feminism at college. (I also love that Jean Shinoda Bolen is San Francisco based … :) jeanbolen.com/ 

Out of all the goddesses written about in this book, ‘Aphrodite’ (the Goddess of Love and Beauty, Creative Woman and Lover”)  is the one goddess who feels the most pointless to me … Beauty-worshiping has only created the empty void that is social media, new and creative ways to hate ourselves. The patriarchy has propped up physical female beauty as another thing to own, and decide about the details of what beauty is.  

And yet, I love this definition of Aphrodite: she is the “the alchemical goddess governing a woman's enjoyment of love and beauty, sexuality, and sensuality, impells women to fulfill both creative and procreative functions.”

If we remove the commercial aspect of what it is to be beautiful, and move into the creative and fulfilling parts, then Aphrodite speaks to me.

Women have so much depth that gets shadowed in a patriarchy, and the idea that each woman has these mythological goddesses inside each of us is so empowering. I hope we (everybody) can start blossoming in a matriarchal-women-heart-oriented way soon … 

Lots of love,

Anne ◎

Adding more Wall Mural Art!

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Solar Opposites: Solar Monsters (by @avaveevo)

Ch. 13

A few minutes later, Terry made to where Chimera David is wreaking havoc on the whole town as Terry gains a determinate stare and gets out of the bus while running to Chimera Joe in determination. Then, Werehog Cooke, Mutant Frankie, Werewolf Perez, Mutant Octopus Mia, Medusa Alice, Werefox Kevin, Weredragon Randall and Werelizard Janice catches up with him.

Mutant Frankie: Terry, we made it!

Werewolf Perez: Aw man, I don’t think we made it on time look!

Chimera David then starts killing and hurting people as Terry and the rest of the monsters gasp.

Werehog Cooke: Oh shit! Now what we do now?

Terry: What we’re really gonna do! Stop that motherfucking chimera and save the town! runs off

Weredragon Randall: follows Terry with the rest of the monsters Aw man, that’s more a goal than a plan, Terry!

Terry: I know!

But as Terry and the others try to get to Chimera David, Beverly stops them.

Beverly: Stop right there, Terald!

Terry: *gasp*

Mutant Frankie: God damn it!

Werewolf Perez: Not now!

Beverly: You really though thought I’d let you get away after EVERYTHING you did to me!

Werehog Cooke: No! We didn’t do anything to you! You and your crony FBI most wanted crook deserves it what you did to us!

Werefox Kevin: Yeah! Because of you, our life sources are these monster forms now! No we need to live with this! And we’re not gonna let you take them!

Mutant Octopus Mia: So back off you bitch cunt!

Beverly: I refuse to believe this! David is not FBI’s Most Wanted! He is a scientist that is gonna help the world! And I will not let a stupid alien stand in my way!

Terry: Grrr! You…you…

Korvo: Terry!

Terry turns and gasp in tears of joy as he sees his husband and kids with Cherie, Montez, Sherbet, Pezlie, Nova, Jamie and Darcy arriving and seeing him okay.

Terry: Korvo?!

Terry sees Korvo smiling at him with tears of joy in his eyes along with the kids as Terry shed in tears of joy and runs to his beloved husband and children.

Korvo: Terry! God, I’m so happy you’re okay!

Terry: Korvy!

Yumyulack: Dad!

Terry: Yumyulack, did you just call me dad?

Yumyulack: smiling Of course I did

Jesse and Sonya: Daddy!

Pupa: Papa!

Terry: I missed you all so much! Are you okay?

Sonya: Yes of course we are! We’re happy you’re okay!

Beverly: You?!

Yumyulack: That’s right! We’re here bitch! Now go Korvo! Go into the loving arms of Terry!

Korvo nods and kisses Terry on the lips. Terry and Korvo shed tears of joy while kissing as the camera orbits around them.

Jesse and Sonya: Aaaww.

Yumyulack just covers his eyes in disgust.

Beverly: It doesn’t matter you stupid sci-fi bitches! I have finally gotten what I wanted!

Korvo: smirking You do?

Terry grows confused by this.

Terry: Korvo, what are you-

Korvo winks his eyes at Terry, which helps tell Terry that Korvo and the others secretly have a plan!

Darcy: You really did? You really won?!

Jesse: What do you mean?!

Cherie: smirking Do tell Beverly…

Sherbet and Nova nods at each other, and then Sherbet got out her phone and presses a strange button. Then suddenly, the whole screen in town started broadcasting a live video stream throughout town of Beverly and the Solars. Jesse even chuckles quietly with Sonya and Yumyulack quietly.

Beverly: Huh?! Nevermind! It’s too late. Nobody is ever gonna believe you

Montez: Oh? About what?!

Beverly: What? That I was really the one who send those hellhounds after your two friends? That I was the one who told David about the mug who thug Terald at the beach? That I framed the stupid Principal just to get all of you off my tracks? Ha! Lucky!

The crowd gasp in shock, and so does Dr. Schroeder. Beverly realizes she was being live streamed as she looks up at the screens.

Beverly: Huh?!

Yumyulack: Not so smart now, are you, Beverly?

Beverly: angrily looks at Korvo You! What did you do?!

Korvo: Let’s just say there is a thing called Engineered Public Confessions for a psycho, like you!

Yumyulack, Jesse and Sonya: Ha!

Beverly: That’s it! I have had enough! If you all are gonna make me and a wonderful scientist look like fools, then I am not gonna take it any longer. And that is why you must give your beast within Terald!

Terry: Wh-what?

Korvo: Leave him alone, bitch!

Beverly: No! It was Terald’s fault this whole thing started! If he hasn’t let us kill him, none of this would’ve ever happen. He’s a monster and always will be a monster and nobody love that! So, Terald, you just make the right decision here…

Terry: I don’t need to. I’m keeping it.

Terry gasp, but then he looks at Korvo who is shows him a genuine smile, knowing his beloved husband will make the right choice. Then, Terry looks down at the reflection of his wedding ring and smile as his eyes starts glowing orange as he made his own choice. The right one for his family as he shed a single tear of joy as it falls down. Terry then grasp his fists as he began to transform with bravery in his glowing orange eyes shown.

Beverly: Wait? What the fuck did you say?

Terry growls as he starts transforming as he grows bigger and muscular as his clothes and shoes tore apart and his skin turns black.

Terry: I said… I’M KEEPING IT!

Terry transforms into Mundane Terry and roars. Korvo then sheds tears of joy as he smiles and couldn’t be any more proud of his husband.

Jesse: Yeah! That’s my daddy!

Yumyulack: Alright, Korv!

Korvo: On it! transforms into his Super Shlorpian form and roars as he rips apart his robe Much better!

Mundane Terry: Looking sexy as always, Korvy.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Yeah. I feel sexy too. Is that a good thing?

Mundane Terry: Of course it’s a good thing Korvy

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Thanks, my darling!

Super Shlorpian Korvo and Mundane Terry then kiss.

Beverly: ENOUGH OF THIS!

Suddenly, some roaring was heard offscreen as the others turn, it turns out to be from Cherie, Montez, Darcy, Jaime, Nova and Sherbet have transformed into their monster forms.

Hellhound Darcy: What do you think guys?

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Pretty sweet guys! Now, let’s go-

Suddenly, Yumyulack starts to have a panic attack as he starts transforming as he turns black, his head grows horns, his eyes and inside of his mouth starts glowing purple, he grows bigger and muscular as it rips entire clothes and boots into pieces and his purple bat wings pop out of his back. Super Shlorpian Yumyulack then roars before panting and crying.

Mundane Terry: Oh no. Yumyulack…

Super Shlorpian Korvo sees Super Shlorpian Yumyulack crying and flies up to him and tends to him by hugging and soothing his son.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: It’s okay. Ssh. Ssh. I know it hurts.

Super Shlorpian Yumyulack: D-dad…I’m so scared… what happened to me…?

Super Shlorpian Korvo: You’re alright. It’s just painful. It’s not really that bad-

Super Shlorpian Yumyulack: BUT IT IS! What if I lose control again?

Super Shlorpian Korvo holds Yumyulack close.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Oh Yumyulack, you are not gonna do it again. Because, I know that this brave little Replicant, that is my special little guy, have enough willpower and courage to that… because he is still here on the inside.. and he is my son…

Super Shlorpian Yumyulack: Dad…I…

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Shh… I know honey… I know… but I know you got this… come on son… breath and let go… for me…

Super Shlorpian Yumyulack breathes in and out but doesn’t change back.

Super Shlorpian Yumyulack: Okay. Let’s do this!

Sonya: Hey, wait!

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Yes dear!

Sonya turns into her werekraken form and giggles.

Jesse: Alright! That’s my sister!

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Oh my god. She looks so fucking precious.

Mundane Terry: That’s our girl! Alright guys, let’s end this nightmare once and for all!

All except Jesse: Right!

Cue epic battle scene with Warriors by Imagine Dragons playing in the background:

Jesse: Okay guys, I’m gonna hide myself behind the trash bin so I won’t get hurt!

AISHA: appearing from out of nowhere Good idea. I’ll hide with you!

Jesse: Glad to see you too AISHA!

Super Shlorpian Korvo: AISHA?! How did you get here?

AISHA: Hey! You guys are my family! I always go and track wherever you guys go! Because, I love you guys! Now go kick that monster’s ass!

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Thanks AISHA! flies up

Then, Super Shlorpian fires his ice breath to David, who falls to the ground. Chimera David gets back up, but then Werefox Kevin and Weredragon Randall pummels, only for them to get thrown off, but luckily Werewolf Perez bites him Then, Mutant Octopus Mia grabs Chimera David with her hands and throws him a building. Then, Werehog Cooke pound shim to the ground while Mutant Frankie gets finally manage to weaken Chimera David with her Wolverine claws.

Werehog Cooke: That’s my girl!

Mutant Frankie and Werehog Cooke then kiss. While Mutant Vampire Jaime and Hellhound Darcy fights off Beverly, Jesse wonders what she can to help as she looks down in worriedly. But, then her Mundane visions starts act up and she starts breathing in and out. Mundane Terry notices Jesse.

Mundane Terry: *gasp* J-Jesse?

As Jesse kneels down and the floor, AISHA began to grow concern. Jesse starts crying.

AISHA: What’s wrong baby girl? Are you okay?

Jesse: NO! IT FUCKING HURTS!

Then Chimera David sees Jesse and tries to fire his breath at her, only for Super Shlorpian Yumyulack and Were-Kraken Sonya gasp and gets in front of Jesse to protect their beloved sister!

Super Shlorpian Yumyulack: Sis!

Werekraken Sonya: Are you okay?!

Jesse: breathing in and out and starts crying

Seeing how scared their sister is, Super Shlorpian Yumyulack and Were-Kraken Sonya growls at Chimera David while gaining courage.

Were-Kraken Sonya: Yumyulack, fly up behind him!

Super Shlorpian Yumyulack: You got it! Nobody messes with my sister!

Super Shlorpian Yumyulack uses his fireice breath that knocks Chinera David down while Were-Kraken Sonya uses her laser eyes that blast Chimera David to a hill.

Chimera David: You little—

Suddenly, lava came through a crawl as it lifts Chimera David up to the sky and he falls on the ground again. Mundane Terry and Super Shlorpian Korvo then see what their kids did and grows proud of them as they head over to them.

Mundane Terry: Sonya, I am so proud of you!

Super Shlorpian Korvo: And I am so proud of you too Yumyulack!

Super Shlorpian Yumyulack: Thanks dad.

Were-Kraken Sonya: Thanks daddies, but where did the lava came from?

Mundane Terry shlyly smiles and shows the his glowing hands, which revealed where the lava came from.

Were-Kraken Sonya: Terry? How did you do that?

Mundane Terry: I don't know. It's just part of this form I guess. chuckles

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Well, I think it’s really amazing.

Mundane Terry: Aw, come here you big stud.

Super Shlorpian Korvo and Mundane Terry kiss, only to see Chimera David recovering on that hill.

Mundane Terry: Oh shit! Korvy, quick! Fly me up!

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Got it!

Super Shlorpian Korvo grabs Mundane Terry and the two fly up while Mundane Terry calls out to the others.

Mundane Terry: Guys! David's not dead!

Werehog Cooke: Oh shit! Come on guys!

The monsters go to confront Chimera David. Back with Jesse, she continues crying and breathing in pain as her vision starts to flicker in midnight pink while AISHA comforts her.

AISHA: Okay okay. Just calm down Jesse.

Jesse continues breathing and out, until she sees Beverly and hid. As Jesse looks closely, she sees Beverly holding a dagger behind her back as Jesse gasp. Jesse covers her mouth to avoid making noise. As Beverly heads towards the hill, Jesse despite breathing in and out because her visions flicker into midnight pink, develops determination and runs off while following Beverly to save her family. Jesse eventually finds her family, but then hides behind a rock while the Solar Monsters prepare to finish off Chimera David until Beverly interrupts.

Beverly: Stop right there Opposites!

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Leave us alone!

Goliath Cherie: Yeah! You have done enough harm in our lives!

Beverly laughs like a maniac, scaring everyone.

Beverly: Oh silly fools. It’s too late David has everything now. And, it’s all thanks to me…

Sweets Demon Sherbet: That’s because you are becoming the same person he is. The kind who wants to harm innocent civilians!

Goliath Cherie: For power!

Mundane Terry: And I will defeat you!

Super Shlorpian Korvo: No, Terry! We need to-

Mundane Terry starts growling as he began to go up to Beverly bravely, but this time more peaceful

Mundane Terry: I'm not scared of you anymore. You hear me? I will fucking destroy you.

Beverly: What?

Mundane Terry: Please! Think about what you’re doing! It is turning you into a real monster! Because, you got manipulated by a criminal that is most wanted and dangerous.

Beverly slaps Mundane Terry in the face.

Beverly: Don't you dare try to redeem me! I've made my choice!

Super Shlorpian Korvo then gasp and punch’s Beverly to the ground.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: NOBODY FUCKING HURTS MY HUSBAND YOU BITCH!

Beverly: pulling out the daggar I don’t care what you monsters say! That old man is gonna help people! And if that means destroying Korey’s life so be-

Suddenly a slash and a scream of teenage girl is heard as the Solar Monsters gasp in horror where it came from.

Mundane Terry: JESSE!

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Oh my God! Sweetheart!

Beverly: You?! Grrr!

Super Shlorpian Yumyulack and Were-Kraken Sonya: SIS!

Mundane Terry, Super Shlorpian Korvo, Super Shlorpian Yumyulack, Were-Kraken Sonya and Pupa huddle around Jesse in concern as she continues to cry out in pain as her midnight pink vision flickers.

Jesse: Terry...it hurts...

Super Shlorpian Yumyulack: Oh God…

Were-Kraken Sonya: tearfully; voice breaking Jesse!

Super Shlorpian Korvo: We're here, Jesse! Let us help!

Jesse starts crying as she puts her arms around leg. Then, as Mundane Terry looks worriedly at his daughter, his vision then keeps flickering back to what happened 13 years ago back on Shlorp as it shows baby Jesse crying with another monster’s shadow, until it was revealed the monster that defended baby Jesse was none other than… Mundane Terry 13 years ago.

Mundane Terry: Jesse...

As Mundane Terry watches himself killing the monster, he then sees himself calming down after seeing Baby Jesse continue to cry. Then, Mundane Terry then sees doing a concern whimper as he heads over to baby Jesse as he slowly turns back to normal and comforts and sooth her. Then, Mundane Terry heard his past self say…

Past Terry: Oh no no. Don’t cry. Terry’s here. You’re okay. Shh.

Mundane Terry: Fuck...

Mundane Terry watches as he sees his past self soothing baby Jesse, who calms down and smiles at her father. Then, Mundane Terry shed tears as he watches his past self admiring baby Jesse’s strength. Mundane Terry looks down at his hands as a teardrop falls. He now knows the truth about his past. Suddenly, he heard and a sound and then sees something that shocked him for the first time.

Past Terry: Oof. Oh sorry. Didn’t see you there.

Past Korvo: It’s alright. walks away

Mundane Terry: gasp Korvo?

He watches as his past self develops an attraction to past Korvo, then as he looks closely, Past Korvo sees Past Terry walking to his apartment as Past Korvo blushes shyly and lovingly at Past Terry. Then, Past Korvo walks away while soothing baby Yumyulack, who is sleeping and cooing while smiling.

Mundane Terry: Oh...oh my god...

Mundane Terry then watches as Past Korvo leaves and smiles as tears of joy burst in his eyes.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Terry?

The static then takes back to the present as Mundane Terry looks at Super Shlorpian Korvo and embraces him in a big damn monster kiss. Super Shlorpian Korvo is shock at first, but melts into the kiss.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Mmm. What's gotten into you?

Mundane Terry: Korvo… I now know the truth…

Super Shlorpian Korvo: You do…?

Mundane Terry: I finally know… how I record this form…

Were-Kraken Sonya: How daddy?

Mundane Terry: I was being ridiculed too much, that I felt like I didn’t deserve to live but… I snapped and there was a monster and that is when my Mundane was finally unleashed because Jesse was is in danger, when she was still a baby and I had to protect her and…

Super Shlorpian Korvo puts a finger on Mundane Terry to silence him. Then, Mundane Terry look down at his left hand palm and then finally realized the real reason of why Mundane attack.

Mundane Terry: Because, my ancestors… were trying too hard, to protect their families… while forgetting… they’ve already been good enough to the ones they love…

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Oh, Terry...

Mundane Terry then looks at Super Shlorpian Korvo as he smiles at him. They then touch foreheads.

Mundane Terry: And that lead to me… seeing you for the first time my life…

Super Shlorpian Korvo cries as tears fall down his eyes.

Mundane Terry: After the attack, I ended up encountering the most beautiful shimmering blue Shlorpian I ever saw who is really kind, nurturing, smart and very protective of his sproutling while carrying a basket of darble fruit walking down the village.

Super Shlorpian Korvo starts crying and Mundane Terry becomes concerned.

Mundane Terry: Are you okay honey?

Super Shlorpian Korvo happily tackles Mundane Terry to the ground.

Mundane Terry: Whoa! What was that for?

Super Shlorpian Korvo laughs with tears in his eyes.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Oh honey. I love you too.

Mundane Terry cries with happiness and the two make out. Super Shlorpian Yumyulack and Were-Kraken Sonya then covers the Pupa’s eyes in disgust.

Werelizard Janice: H’no you guys done now? punches Chimera David

Jesse continues crying as Mundane Terry then put his giant muscular arms around Jesse and comforts her.

Mundane Terry: Sssh. Sssh. It's okay.

Jesse then hiccups tearfully as Mundane Terry soothes her head softly and give sit a kiss on the forehead. Jesse then feels a strong pain in her head. But then, Mundane Terry didn’t even notice it because he notice Beverly coming out to them, but luckily Mundane Terry Bradbury her violently as she falls down and the daggar shatters. Mundane Terry then gets into a brave stance as he tries to defend Jesse.

Mundane Terry: That's enough, Beverly. YOU LEAVE MY BABYGIRL ALONE, YOU FUCKING CUNTBRICK!

Jesse: Terry...

Super Shlorpian Korvo: I got your back Terry!

Super Shlorpian Yumyulack: Me too!

Were-Kraken Sonya: I’m with you guys!

The four Solar Monsters get into a fighting stance with their friends joining.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: It’s over Bev! Call off this whole Chimera madness!

Beverly: Oh am I?

Suddenly, Jesse starts to feel her muscle tightens as her eyes and inside of her mouth glows midnight pink as she starts to feel pain and screams out to the sky as the sun finally sets.

Mundane Terry: Shit! JESSE!

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Sweetheart?

Were-Kraken Sonya: Big sister?

Super Shlorpian Yumyulack: Sis?

Suddenly, Jesse starts growing bigger and muscular as her dress and shoes starts to rip apart and she suddenly grows boobs while her skin turns black.

Super Shlorpian Yumyulack: blushing Holy shit...

Jesse: T-Terry… voice gets deeper and distorted It hurts…

Jesse then roars as her dress and shoes then rips into pieces as the pieces fall down and her lucky red bow falls off as she pounds her fists to the ground that helps her stand. Now a Mundane, Jesse roars as loudly as Godzilla as tears burst from her eyes, which made Mundane Terry gasp and faint.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Darling!

Mundane Terry then groans and gasp upon seeing his daughter now a Mundane as she pants. Mundane Jesse snaps back to reality and feels her body.

Mundane Jesse: gasp I have BOOBS?!

Super Shlorpian Yumyulack: Let me touch them! touches the boobs

Mundane Jesse: Kyaa! Get of my boobs! slaps Super Shlorpian Yumyulack

Super Shlorpian Yumyulack: Sorry didn’t know what came over me.

Were-Kraken Sonya: Ya think?

Suddenly, Chimera David was about to pummel Were-Kraken Sonya until Mundane Jesse saw him and her whole vision goes distorted as something made her snap.

Mundane Jesse: GET AWAY FROM HER!

Mundane Jesse then gives into her Mundane instincts and roar as she pummels Chimera David down to the city. Then, as the Solar Monsters watch, Mundane Terry realizes something is wrong Mundane Jesse roars and slashes Chimera David on the stomach with her hand as it bleeds out.

Chimera David: You mother-

Mundan Jesse roars as she throws David to the window and violently throws him to the ground, as she has now lost her sanity and her mind, much to Mundane Terry’s horror. Mundane Jesse then pants before crying.

Mundane Terry: Oh no Jesse is losing it!

Super Shlorpian Yumyulack: We have to help before-

Mundane Jesse then goes savage again and throws Chimera David to a building.

Goliath Cherie: HOLY SHIT!

Were-Kraken Sonya: Hang on sis!

Suddenly, Mundane Terry stops them as he knows what to do.

Mundane Terry: Jesse...

Mundane Terry then heads down there, much to the others’s shock.

Werehog Cooke: Uh, what the hell are you doing?!

Mundane Terry: Talking to my daughter…

All: What? Huh? Really? I don’t know…Terry…

Mundane Terry: Don't worry. I'll be okay. She'll listen to me.

Sweets Demon Sherbet: You sure this will work?

Mundane Terry: Yes...

As Mundane Terry walks over to bravely Mundane Jesse, Super Shlorpian Korvo kisses him on the cheek.

Mundane Terry: Huh?

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Go save our little girl, you brave son of a bitch!

Mundane Terry: Oh, Korvy...

Mundane Terry and Super Shlorpian Korvo then kiss. Then, it cuts to back to Mundane Jesse throws Chimera David to the wall as she bodyslams him and roars.

Mundane Terry: JESSE, STOP!

Mundane Jesse then punches the Chimera David to the ground, that created a giant hol on the ground while Chimera David laying there. Mundane Jesse breaths in and out as she looks up at Mundane Terry and snarls at him savagely.

Mundane Terry: Jesse?

Mundane Jesse roars and walks on her legs and hands as she heads towards Mundane Terry like a wild animal. Mundane Jesse then stops when she realizes she's gonna hurt Terry.

Mundane Terry: Jesse, it’s me! Your dad! Please hang on! It’s okay! I’m here now! Everything is gonna be okay…

Mundane Jesse gasps.

Mundane Terry: It’s okay…

Mundane Jesse gets her sanity back and starts sobbing. Mundane Jesse then collapse on the floor while crying in her arms as tears fall down like a waterfall. Mundane Terry walks up to comfort her. Mundane Terry then lies down his daughter, put his arms around and comforts and soothes Mundane Jesse.

Mundane Terry: Oh Jesse…. Shh

Mundane Jesse: I'm sorry...

Mundane Jesse continues crying as Mundane Terry continues to comfort her.

Mundane Jesse: Daddy… what happened to me? Did it really happened for the first time?

Mundane Terry: It did but-

Mundane Jesse then starts breathing in and out as she kept weeping because she is scared.

Mundane Terry: Hey, it's not bad.

Mundane Jesse: But it is!

Mundane Terry: Oh baby…

Mundane Jesse: crying I lost my mind… and I-I went wild like an animal and, and… almost lost my memory of you guys… I’m a monster…

Mundane Terry: Shh.

Mundane Jesse continues to cry as Mundane Terry holds her close and continues to soothe her just like he did when Jesse was a baby.

Mundane Terry: Oh Jesse, you are not monster.

Mundane Jesse: Why do you think that?

Mundane Terry: Because, remember what I aid last night? How are you are always the sweet girl I know?

Mundane Jesse: Because you were there to help me.

Mundane Terry: No, because you were already brave to me. You always have been, ever since you were a baby. Because, like I said, it was because of your kindness and humility towards others. That makes you Jesse, on the inside.

Mundane Jesse sniffles but smiles.

Mundane Jesse: Thanks dad…

The two hug but then Chimera David rises. Luckily, Super Shlorpian Yumyulack shoots him down with his fireice breath.

Mundane Jesse: Yumyulack!

Super Shlorpian Yumyulack: Jesse! You’re okay!

Mundane Jesse: Yeah.

Then, Super Shlorpian Korvo and Were-Kraken Sonya arrives. Super Shlorpian Korvo picks up Mundane Terry and spins him around. The two husbands then kiss while Were-Kraken Sonya meets up her adoptive alien sister and hugs her.

Were-Kraken Sonya: I'm so happy you're okay, sis!

Mundane Jesse: Me too! Come here, you two! hugs her siblings

Super Shlorpian Yumyulack grabs Mundane Jesse's boob.

Mundane Jesse: Don’t even think about.

Super Shlorpian Yumyulack laughs nervously as he backs away, only to see Chimera David getting back up, so the family quickly hid behind a rock to come up with a plan.

Mundane Terry: I got it! We need to combine our powers!

Were-Kraken Sonya: Really?

Mundane Jesse: Wait? I have powers?

Mundane Jesse waves her hand and... her hand starts glowing pink.

Mundane Jesse: Hey! Cool!

Super Shlorpian Korvo: It’s our only shot! Terry might be onto something!

Super Shlorpian Yumyulack: No way! It's too dangerous! There has to be another way, right?!

Mundane Terry: I wish there was but...

Super Shlorpian Korvo puts his hands on Mundane Terry’s shoulder, then he smiles.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: We got this.

Mundane Terry, and the five monsters head over to confront David, one more time while their friends arrive and watched. Mundane Terry takes a deep breath and closes his eyes.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: You got this Terry!

Chimera David: You really think you can defeat me?!

Mundane Terry raises his hand, causing lava to appear. Mundane Terry then roars, which made Super Shlorpian Korvo and the monster kids smile as they get ready to use theirs. First, Super Shlorpian Korvo uses his ice breath. Next, Super Shlorpian Yumyulack uses his fireicebreath. Then, Mundane Jesse makes pink magic, which made fizzling lava rocks fizz towards David. And finally, Were-Kraken Sonya uses her laser eyes. Their eyes then start glowing. The blast combine ends overpowering Chimera David as he starts to disintegrate into ash as he feels his whole life source burning up with him.

Chimera David: NNNNNOOOOOOO!

As the whole screen goes white, it fades to what remains of Davis, a pile of ash that whisk away. Then, the fog clears where it shows Mundane Terry, Super Shlorpian Korvo, Super Shlorpian Yumyulack, Mundane Jesse and Were-Kraken Sonya emerging form the fog in triumph while their friends cheer. Mundane Terry then passes out and falls to the ground. Super Shlorpian Korvo then comes over to him and smiles once Mundane Terry awakens slowly.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: You did great, darling.

But then, Mundane Terry feels something that he wants to let it out, as he starts snarling and kneeling to the ground like a beast, while the others figure out what is happening and backs away

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Come honey, let it out!

Super Shlorpian Yumyulack: Heads up guys! It’s Terry’s crown making moment!

Mundane Jesse: Come on Terry!

Were-Kraken Sonya: Go Terry!

Mundane Terry then roars loudly as his eyes glow orange as he makes his crown making moment. He then starts breathing and out.

Mundane Terry: Woah.

Mundane Terry then shed tears as Super Shlorpian Korvo flies to him and lands near him as he soothe his face. Mundane Terry starts whimpering again, because he is scared of losing himself again, only Super Shlorpian Korvo consoles him by soothing his face.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Shhh. It’s okay. You’re okay… I’m here…

Mundane Terry purrs. Then, the two monster alien husbands kiss, while everyone cheers. Then, the police are about to arrive, so luckily, the Solar Monsters retreat successfully into a hidings place where they can transform back. Beverly then awaken from her concussion and then two police guards caught her.

Police Officer: We've come to arrest you

Beverly: What?

Police Officer 2: We saw the livestream so...yeah.

FBI Agent: Beverly of GeenaDavisVille Labratories, you’re under arrest for frame up, the monster attacks, assisting one of FBI Most Wanted criminals and for the attempt murder of Terry and Korey Opposites!

Beverly: Damn it! No! You don't understand! They're monsters! I-

Human Terry: Be quiet, Beverly.

Beverly then turn and see the Solar Opposites, in their human forms and their friends back to normal as they approach FBI Most Wanted.

Human Korvo: Is there a problem sir?

Police Officer: We were just about to arrest this woman, Korey.

Human Jesse: Oh really?

Principal Cooke: shrugs What for?

Police Officer: For attempted murder and framing.

Miss Frankie: Oh thank goodness

Nova: Thank you for letting us know officer. I had no idea what came over Beverly

Cherie: Me too.

Beverly: You sons of bitches! When I escape, I'll-

Human Terry: Be quiet, Bev. I already know your little secret. I know it because I was with you with that godawful trigger test. I also know that my husband, my kids and my friends will always love me. And there's nothing you can do about it. Nothing! It’s over’ You've lost any and all power over us. You're the real monster, Beverly. A real fucked up monster. Enjoy jailtime.

As soon as the Solars leave, Beverly looked on without a word and a sound as she gets taken away into custody. As the FBI and police drives away with Beverly, the human Solars and their friends watch. Then, Human Terry and Human Korvo look at each other lovingly as they touch heads.

Human Terry: Korvo… I love you so much… I am so sorry if I was really keeping my real self hidden away… but I know you will always love me.. and I will always love you too… and I’m not hiding the other part of me anymore… because it’s part of my life… but not just that… so are you and the kids… because I love you Korvy…

Human Korvo: shedding tears of joy I love you too Terry…

And with that, Human Terry and Human Korvo embrace in a passionate romantic orbital kiss while shedding tears of joy. Then, the kids came up and hug their dads. Especially with Human Pupa who is brought by Human AISHA who joins in on the hug while their friends watch as they smile.

[lovelessbachelor]

FANFIC?!?!?!??!?!

WHATS WITH THE IMAGE DUECBTFEVBY

y-yes my fanfic.......................my ErrorInk fanfic..................currently hosted on AO3 and Wattpad.................

it's only on Wattpad cus it's a rewrite, see, from my early UTMV days. i love that fic and it holds a special place in my heart. but it's godawful and i never finished it..........

so, the only logical conclusion as soon as i got dragged back to the fandom by one (1) handplates comic page on my tumblr reccomended list thing was to. redo the whole thing and make it make sense. now, i didn't INTEND for the plot to be that....eurgh *gives my chapter outlines a side eye* but what was a guy to do?!

anyway. i haven't even given you a name nor link r anything.........srry............

It updates once a month on the 2nd and on special occasions (like my bd r smth) and thats only the case cus i write soooo slow and i'm writing ahead! (currently up to chapter 2 and i intend to finish chapter 9 before 3 gets out?). I've been working on it since august and i love it it's my baby. first fic i ever wrote that i actually have a plan and an ending and a structure for. first one to go over 5k words aswell... it's quite self-indulgent in places (chapter 8 shiver) and the story is quite slow paced and more build up to ErrorInk until like. idk chapter. 6 maybe. 4? does 4 count? crap. anyway.

thanks 4 the ask! i ranted to a friend in coleg today about this fic and she seemed interested it was sooo nice. she is NOT in the fandom at all it's kinda funny. 'and they're all skeletons?' 'yeah.' 'alright then'

WAIT THE LINK AAAAAAAAARIFGFHGGF.......

HJDFD B..............i reference my OWN UT AU in the first chapter grrrrr grrr ruuffffff rgfhfvev.........

[misstextures]

Yesterday I spend the whole day making a video that I would show in front of the whole school but I was too scared to actually show it

Grrr damn you social anxiety

[moonrisecoeur]

GIRLIEEE please dont remind me how out of my age range leon is 😭✋

also idk most of those artists songs ngl i be living under a rock but idk ! he might!! he seems like an open to different music types of person to me (i am one hehdhdh) so i could see him having a pretty large listening range. imo his fav genre is grunge/rock but ngl. i could see him liking the early 2000s white girl music HSJSDHSNNDKAKSNSB, and theres a few linkin park songs that come to mind...idk about more recent music tho LMAO my brain is too tired to think of any. tbh ppl should include more older music too when talking abt him, actually i just want to encourage ppl to have a larger music palette bc its 👌

also GRRR RRRRGHHHR im so envious of you. literally none of my friends are into resident evil and none of them wanna hear me horny talk about leon 😭😭😭 im dying here. im literally screaming into the void abt how badly i wanna top him.

ngl i got into resi because uh. leon was literally the only resident evil character ive known about (i watched a lot of like lore/glitch videos when i was a teen) and resi 4 was super popular still. i always thought he was cute but never got into the series bc. horror games scary (they still are but i tough it out for my pookie wookie 😤). but like one of my friends plays dead by daylight a lot and i wanted to look into it bc i like spending time w ppl and. i saw leon was a playable character and i bought it immediately. AINT EVEN KNOW THE MAN MUCH AND I WAS ALREADY DOWN HORRENDOUS !? HAD ME BY THE THROAT FROM THE START !! anyways his whimpers in dbd-

-🐕

my guy i’m sorryyy if it makes u feel any better leon is also more than half my age BUT it’s ok tho!! he’s fictional so in my head he’s actually still 21 like in re2 hehehe

NO BC UR SO RIGHT HE GETS DOWN TO 2000s WHITE GIRL MUSIC !! AND SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK !! 💥💥💥

he’s (my friend not leon) literally my best friend in the whole world i love him so much he got me into resident evil and i got him into mortal kombat so it works out !! but it’s okay… do u know why it’s ok??? bc i’m ur friend now :)

i mostly got into re because i thought leon and carlos were hot let’s be so for real but i bought resident evil 2 when it was on sale for 10 bucks and played it and fell in love!! i like the action and horrorness of the games, i killing zombies and mr x scaring the shit out of me it’s so fun!! but i totally get why people don’t really like it and are just into re for the lore and the characters

leon dbd whimpers help me sleep at night they were IN MY SPOTIFY WRAPPED Y’ALL IM SO SANE

[kenyleft]

YouTube needs to stop recommending me the same fucking videos over and over again on the computer can’t even go on the app because ITS JUST SHORTS THE WHOLE FUCKING HOME PAGE IS SHORTS NOW ON THE MOBILE AND ITS DRIVING ME CRAZY GRRRR GRRR PLEASE I JUST WANNA BE RECOMMENDED VIDEOS ABOUT WHALE BONES OR SOMETHING YOUTUBE PLEASE EVERY FUCKING TIME I REFRESH THE PAGE I SEE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING VIDEOS ITS NOT LIKE THATS THE ONLY VIDEOS ON THE WHOLEEEEEEE SITE GIVE ME SOMETHING FUCKING ELSE I’VE WACHED THE VIDEO ABOUT THE 1800s SHOES MULTIPLE TIMES WHY ARE YOU PUTTING IT IN MY FACE LIKE OTS LIFE CHANGING HOLY SHIT I WATCHED THAT AND I WANT SOMETHING ELSE WHY CANT YOUTUBE UNDERSTAND

[happy-cup]

i've been looking for this one book on and off for the last 5 years and was never successful but now i found the whole series,, website and everything aaa

the book that i was looking for was How to Find Flower Fairies, which apparently is not on the website since i don't think it's being sold anymore. i did find used copies being sold on amazon though so there's that.

here's a youtube video from 10 years ago of the book

grrr pop up books are so hard to find now aaaaa >:((

anyways dont mind this post i need to save it before i forgot again <3

[mysterious-corpse]

idk really what’s going on. maybe it’s just the usual teenage identity issues idk. I’ll be owen and I slouch and maybe don’t care as much as I should and feel a lot of guilt about that and sort of hate myself but I’m trying not to. and I like to talk to people and I get lonely if I don’t every hour. And I pretend to be who I’m not sometimes and I’m not sure why. And I smile a certain way and I like certain clothes and feel pretty and masculine and grrr and think about sex a lot and get stuck in thought loops and have problems with substances and I love to eat food and have a very hard time completing tasks like brushing teeth and taking a shower and following instructions and going to bed and reading is hard to get into at first. My adhd is a definite combined type, I’m spacey and distractible and forgetful and jumping around everywhere, when I fidget its whole body.

And then occasionally it all falls away and I love reading, it’s what I do, what I always do. And I follow instructions because that’s what I do and I space off during dinner and have a smaller appetite, or I don’t notice it as much. And I like different clothes, I like black and white clothes. Different textures offend me than would offend me otherwise, the world around me quiets down and I am in my head like when I was a child. My adhd calms down to inattentive. I space off, and I’m forgetful, and I fidget, but smaller movements with my fingers and hands or toes and feet, etc. Music is different. And I speak more formally, but owen really just speaks like a piece of shit, in his opinion, really it’s just slang terms and I don’t like to speak that way. Writing and grammar is hard for owen, it’s hard for me too, but grammar and spelling are like second nature to me. Although owen feels guilty and shameful, it’s just not something I consider. It doesn’t factor into my worldview. My voice in my head sounds different than owen’s. And owen loves reading, too, it’s just hard for him.

And it gets all confused in my mind who I am and how I speak and it’s both and neither and I keep switching back and forth and now I don’t remember grammar or spelling and my speech is infused with my own. I’m watching a youtube video of someone making that “battery acid spaghetti” from tumblr and I’m so invested and suddenly I’m just not. I’m sitting up straighter, better posture, I just don’t care about my phone right now. I want to read. My current book is on my bed, I really want to read it. Wait wasn’t I super invested in the battery acid? Owen was, probably still is, I should keep watching it so he can see what happens. I’m confused by this thought process. I keep watching the video.

[ask-hannah-blog]

“Okay guys I’m here with Jen-Jen.”

“Hi hi!”

“Okay Jen-Jen you’ve read the ask?”

“Yep!”

“Okay, so I gave him four options. I want you to tell me how good I am at seducing goblins, okay?”

“But Jen-Jen always seduces you…”

“Hahaha Jen-Jen you’re so funny! Um let’s just get to it.”

“Kay Kay!”

“Okay, so I got a response from him. I’m going to give you the options from his least to most likely. So the last one is the one he’ll pick.”

“Kay.”

“Perfect. Now imagine an ackward as hell guy, he plays dnd, you’ve slept over at this house, you really know him well, you guys play video games together.”

“Jen-Jen close eyes, imagine guy…”

“Good, now you come over to his house to play video games. You walk inside, go to the living, and he’s waiting for you. He looks at you and says ‘From now on Jen-Jen you belong to me, you need to start proving your worth… come over here and suck my cock.’ How do you react?”

“Jen-Jen never be your slave!”

“Agh! Hey! Hey! No, down! Down!”

COMBAT ENSUES

“Okay sorry about that, just a little brawl there. But I got Jen-Jen to settle down.”

“Yes Hannah is Warlord now…”

“I’m going to have to get a shot tomorrow…”

“Sorry mistress Jen-Jen am foolish gobo slut for resisting you.”

“So you’re my slave now?”

“Jen-Jen Hannah’s slave forever!”

“Even sex?”

“Jen-Jen cumrag for Hannah!”

“Okay, that’s enough. You’re free.”

“Aww…”

“I know, I’m sorry. Let me give you some scritches.”

“Mmmmm scritches…. Ah…mmmm…oooh… Hannah scritch… pussy?”

“No, down girl. We still have three to go.”

“Grrr you win on first try, no more. Fuck Jen-Jen!”

“Wow, you got over being my slave real quick.”

“Grrrrr.”

“Okay, okay let’s just move on. Close your eyes again. Imagine your friend…”

“Big cock out ready to fuck Jen-Jen?”

“No…”

“Aww.”

“But he wants to.”

“Yea!”

“And to show you he opens up a little box filled with nice shiny quarters.”

“Oooh shiny! Any jewels?”

“No.”

“Rings?”

“No.”

“Car keys?”

“No, just shiny baubles.”

“He poor? Yick! Jen-Jen wave away, go put elephant dick in cheap goblin slut, you no good here.”

“Haha so that’s a no, on the shines.”

“*farts disapprovingly*”

“Now I should say, Jen-Jen is the richest person I know. She might be a bad target for this particular tactic.”

*farts proudly*

“Okay third option. You get to his house, it’s completely trashed. Fast food containers are overflowing from the bins.”

“Oh!”

“When he answers the door he’s wearing nothing but some crusty socks, and some yellow tighty whiteys.”

“Oooooh…”

“He lets you in. As you enter his house you smell his ripe unwashed body.”

“Mmmm, he smell?”

“Yes, the pungent smell of an unwashed man. Sweat, and animal pheromones.”

“Mmmm Jen-Jen lean into musky bulge and rub face against it. Want be marked with his scent!”

“Aaaand she’s started masturbating. Okay I’d call the ogre strategy a success. We’re going to let her finish up and be back in a few.”

——-

“Okay we’re back. Jen-Jen is licking her fingers clean.”

“Yum yum.”

“Okay we’re back at the house, your friend has taken a shower, we’re clean and clear.”

“Aww.”

“But he says he has something for you?”

“More cheap coins? Feh!”

“No no, he offers you a whole chicken, already plucked and gutted for you.”

“OoohOooh!” Drools.

“He offers it to you, and says. If you become my mate, you’ll be fat and fertile for all your days.”

“Oh! Oh! Oooooh, Hannah!”

“Aaaaand she’s cumming. Yep okay, we have a winner!”