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hi i just realized i've been reading your bio wrong i thought it said Just "don't follow me please" like this was a throwaway main blog and u used a side blog. hope this is a funny
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#txt#yea sorry dont follow me *snipes at you*#this is very funny thank you LOL#bushergug#i had a main like this but ive moved blogs so my actual main i can use for active posting and whatnot
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Examine + 🍙 Jelly doughnut
(Forgot to add 4 blanc)
Send “Examine!” and an item or person and I’ll write an RPG description of it/them.
You've been handed something you've been assured is a 'jelly doughnut', but you're pretty sure this is a rice ball. You're looking very baffled at this food you have in front of you, wondering if perhaps this is a doughnut that has been made to... somehow resemble a rice ball?
You poke at it lightly, the texture seems like rice to you anyway. Maybe randomly eating food handed to you that you've been assured is one thing, when it's clearly another? Isn't the smartest move, but you're not the smartest person at times either.
You try it.
It's a rice ball.
Though you only bit through the upper part, and are now left wondering if the inside somehow has jelly. You're not sure you're that curious to find out.
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normal guy, you can trust 😁✌️
#my art#oc#murdoch#anthro#furry#dragon#illustration#his eyes are goofy on purpose but more so than intended. lol#also i realised the other day that his name is murdoch and he's a murderer#or maybe i just forgot and it was intentional. very very goofy yet again though....murdoch the murderer#accidentally pulling a hannibal. less egregious than hannibal the cannibal but therefore infinitely less charming and funny#also tumblr consistently the only social that doesn't cut off my portrait compositions#thank you.......thank you for my life
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Your Gem as an unlabelled bi/gay non-op transman who uses she/her has overridden my previous headcanons and rewired my brain. Quite possibly the most correct take I've ever seen.
I really appreciate you saying this :’) she is so dear to me. I love your turiagirl headcanons as I think gem would definitely be mspec and I haven’t heard of the label before… it’s always fun finding out the new ways people are able to label complex gender attraction!
I’ve been thinking about bi gay gem for the past couple of days too. I just think she is able to represent a facet of masculinity I can relate to heavily because of her unconventional expression of her gender. Unlabelled because she doesn’t think too hard about it but able to identify herself in the flux that is masc while also using conventionally fem constructs because she just likes them … AOUHH thank you for making my day 💖
#geminitay#art tag#it’s been a really funny but extremely pleasant time being able to talk about hermitshipping and personal hc transgender headcanons#I originally had a response that was a lot more personal in regards to the concept of identifying as masc but I condensed it heavily here#i hope it comes across as very reflective and not preachy LOL#I just find it fascinating that not too long ago combining ‘contradicting’ labels was a huge point of discourse for a good while#which i feel comfortable saying that is extremely dumb LOL#I think the queer human experience is diverse and rich#but anyways thank you so much… I really like tboy gem… this has significant implications I think…#your tags are always so kind#hermitcraft#ask#ask art tag#talk tag
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something simple to try to get out of art block (it didn't work)
#alek art#ninjago#zane julien#2024#i am very unhappy with this and sooo in order to feel better i am going to talk about him#system zane is very real to me. i always give him six main alters (but i do believe there is more lol)#systems cannot just pick and choose who front depending on the day i am very aware (i am a system) its more on the nose symbolism#the fifth one crossed out is the ice emperor. in canon he exists in zane's mind as an “alter ego” of sorts which is crazy to me#character has canon dissociative episodes... amnesia... and several different “personalities” / identities? sounds familiar idk#i talked a lot about this hc on my long ass zane hc post thanks for the ask btw npderzane#its not an au its just how i see him so just imagine every zane i draw as system zane. ill only specify it in the tags if its system related#that one post thats like. 'being a did system sucks which one of us poured instant coffee in the bathtub!' thats the average zane experience#he wakes up and everyones like “mannn zane you were going crazyyy on prime empire yesterday” and hes like ??? i did not play any video games#and then he looks at the calender and 6 months have passed. semi true story that happened to me#also alters having incredibly different food preferences is funny. zane doesnt eat anything ever vs boone who eats raw meat sometimes#zane having really weird characterization? and its very inconsistent / bad writing uhhh alek explanation is hes a system and nobody can mask#man its 1 pm :|#i hate this drawing so much i dont even want to look at it but it took time so ill post it#i also have another zane drawing in my drafts i should post. from like 2 months ago???
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Being Dazai's favorite subordinate
Expectations:
Reality:
#pls this is too funny#dazai is such a weird one#i really don't know how can the ada keep up with him#i wonder if he used to speak like that to chuuya too#i'm not so sure aku would actually like to be in atsushi's place lol#to aku dazai is a god#to atsushi he's just a very weird senpai#four years really change a man huh#thank you odasaku i guess#bsd#bsd manga#atsushi nakajima#dazai osamu#akutagawa ryunosuke#bungo stray dogs
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Actually in cohf Magnus was so ready to let them all die (including himself) in Edom lol
But Alec having none of it lmao
#thats what happen when your boyfriend very observant of you lol#im sorry but its just so funny when i reread this scene sometimes#when you think about it it also thanks to alec they were able to get out of edom lol#for making magnus summon asmodeus#the mortal instruments#the shadowhunter chronicles#city of heavenly fire#malec#magnus bane#alec lightwood
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Commissioned piece for AuryBorealis!
#artists on tumblr#fear and hunger#marina#pokemon#hattrem#ninetales#shiny ninetales#commissioned piece#gotchibam arts#thank you sm for commissioning me!! ;w; <3#got excited abt this comm bc I just recently got into f&h x)#btw I still find it so funny that ppl call it funger for short?? it sounds so silly lol#even tho the game is very very far from that...........#anyways!! idk anything abt marina since I haven't seen termina yet#but I love this choice of pokes for her :3
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keep it up!
#my art#moondrop#daycare attendant#i've been getting a lot of attention here lately.. thank you everyone!!#im almost at 200 followers which is. wow#unfortunately i draw very slowly so i can't post very consistently#maybe for 200 i'll make that accurate dca tutorial? i'll see what i can do#anyway.. about this drawing!! it has a funny story#so.. my 'kill everyone' tshirt sun drawing actually does have a matching moon!! because i drew the idea months ago#back when i was still figuring out how i wanted to draw them#so this moon was supposed to be the matching moon shirt.. but i couldnt get the face to look right so i gave up lol#but i'll probably try again later.. in the meantime i'll keep chipping away at my other drawings
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Please draw demo doing the “my eyes are looking at you” thing with his fingers at medic but when he points at his own eyes he holds up one finger and he points four fingers at medic
My guy won't get uber for a very, very, long, time․
#Very funny and challenging suggestion anon!#sorry to take so long#been trying to get that picture in my head#also couldn't get how to draw Demo's hand pose to show all four fingers properly#in the end I snapped my own hand in that pose to make a reference lol#Also this my be my best demo sketch lol#and best mad Medic ahah#thanks for coming to my Ted talk lmao#tf2 medic#tf2 demoman#tf2 comic#ask and you shall be answered!#tf2 fanart#traditional#traditional sketch
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Most normal energy drink consumer
#new tags time yippee#cj updates#so there's some old-ish tags here lol#i had this saved for a while actually. just didnt know if i wanted to post goofs yet#old tags:#i will say i personally cannot make fun of him for that#as i was [still am even] overly invested in drinking mnt dew#they used to sell a full liter mnt dew bottle for like a dollar at the stores near me & id take one to school a lot an drink the whole thin#[Sometimes id be able to get a whole 2 liter. Tho I couldn't drink the whole thing during the day [mainly just to save it for later rlly]]#which i would then have after the can id get every morning.....#im better now i swear#tho it was always very funny when i had a class with a friend where id slowly pull the very long bottle out from my bag#the face they would make is always so funny to me still#so i have a feeling i know *exactly* what face his teacher made#either like a mix of astonishment & confusion or its just disappointment#a “why are you like this” typea look#its great#however his story is still horrifying#i drink monster a bit & like one can is enough for me for a day [if i can finish it even]#maybe if i clutched onto that instead of mnt dew during school years id be just like him then#im in the good timeline thank god#rant over lol my bad
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mtdd week day 7 - love language
all that to say “i love you”
#mtddweek2023#something something understanding what makes you feel loved umm#dedede knows meta has his whole serious thing but when they get to be silly it means a lot to him i think#mk definitely would do parallel play though#i know that’s not really what the traditional love language discussion is but i prefer this angle#anyway once again i think it’s funny to make meta do very anime things lol#moving on though! thank you for a good week#this was ironically the first comic i drew#kirbyposting#my art or something#meta knight#king dedede#metadede#quinn does comics#i had a lot of fun with this week and i hope you did too
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dead strawhat! booo dead strawhat!! 😂
he is so damn MEAN. she already wasnt hiding that she cares about luffy A LOT you didnt have to test her 😭😭
#video#luhan#went to find it again for personal use cuz hes funny....#what an asshole...shes a stressed out woman in love#zero sympathy only ego#its a good scene cuz it does answer the question why wouldnt they just be like thanks for first aid now fuck off#idk how people feel about hancock you can stay dumb and be a hater but writing is good actuallyyyyy#better than current even tho thats a low ass bar lol#one piece#i was rereading my fav 👒🐍 doujin and i forgot that law shows up to be like i heard you fucking he is bleeding everywhere right#hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilaaaariiiioooouuuusss#i love law scoring 2 for one with hancock#yes please i would very much like for another person with huge influence to be indebted to me yoink#good job strawhat you get respect points for fucking the empress of all people#well done gj
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thoughts on Nace's antibiotic tit milk please
i feel like drinking it would fix all my problems
#thank you for this very important question#on a more serious note tho#i've been aware of the gg account every since it started because while i'm not on jotwt i'm very active on twitter#and the takes range from pretty stupid to straight up bullying so i don't actually want to give attention to them#that being said - that post was actually So Wrong#joblr is one of the few places where i feel like people actually see nace as much more than a one dimensional character lol#he's actually so loved and appreciated here#we all know exactly what happened and who was talking about nace not being hot enough and not queer enough to be a part of the photoshoot#and that was a very small part of the fandom thankfully - and most of us dragged them#anyway this is a very funny ask that's why this entire rant is going in the tags#joker out#nace jordan#ask#anon
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❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
grimora and kaycee voted most dateable chars among their respective polls! and honorable mention to the mycologists who were only three votes behind kaycee!!
#various other comments i have:#1. very funny how amanda has 8 in total but was ahead of luke the first day of the polls#2. very funny how some people didnt realize a poll was inscryption related and voted anyway (i support this)#3. had no idea bonelord was this popular! i felt they are often an undetected character. good for you guys#i WILL try to give drawings for the winners. probably not necessarily Spicy but i have an idea#just give me a few weeks i am burnt out😭🙏#and i kinda wanna give something to the mycologists bc i alwaaaays draw kaycee they can have a little salami#speaking of drawings i will post the pairing reqs shortly! :3#OH and a very thank you to the people voting kaycee specifically because of my art LOL im happy i made an impact🫡
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I’m not like other 22 year olds…I’m 29
#technically I’m still 28 but I turn 29 tomorrow 😎#and you know what? I don’t even think I’ll cry about it this year#I think I’m finally no longer terrified of turning 30#maybe just a little scared but that’s a big improvement from the time I broke down crying during Taylor swift’s ‘22’#bc I was so much older than 22. lol#anyway this was very funny to me thank you for that#if I were 22 I’d be born in 2002….I wouldnt even have been alive when shrek came out….wack
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