#THIS IS SO STUPID-

[iwantteaandsleep2403]

Breaks down door

Sup y'all

I'm back and I bring this shitty ass shitpost I made out of boredom

Now I'll dissapear again for only the gods know how long

:3

[xinnamonbun]

Hold up...

I randomly saw a shit post that was joking around saying that in order for all of the contestants to revive they need a true love's kiss...

So like...is Nickle screwed? And no not for the reason you're thinking. You see the problem is that he has MULTIPLE true loves so like would he have 3 separate opportunities to get revived OR would all three need to kiss him at once-

[batolusa]

Spoilers for The Walten Files 4

bro, this "Bon " dude looks like a freaking Egg. They scare the shit out of me tho.

[n41r]

HOW CAN I FORGET ABOUT THIS MEME, AKJEFHJFNBKTH;;;

[eliotquillon]

if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.

[clearlydusty]

Bro thinks she could just thug it out

[fishfingersandscarves]

they've never had sex

[atompalace-official]

….well, she’s got the spirit!

[akiizayoi4869]

They need to remove the "convicted felon" option from job applications, and anything else that requires you to say whether or not you have a criminal history. Because CLEARLY if we can have a convicted felon in the white house, then convicted felons everywhere should be allowed to get jobs, should be allowed to vote, etc.

[mispelled]

Has anyone done this yet

[sillyguy-supreme]

white americans when you tell them that the idea of climate change as an impending disaster is a reductive first world perspective because it’s a tangible reality for many in the global south already:

[everwalldigan]

Bruce: who are you? A new crime lord?

Jason: *takes off his helmet*

Bruce: *squints suspiciously* a new crime lord who looks like a grown up version of my dead son?

Jason: *sighs in annoyance and forces a bright smile*

Bruce: JASON THE NEW CRIME LORD???

[xinnamonbun]

hold on...

HOLD ON

OJ'S GRANDMA KILLED THE FLUTE???

(for context the second image comes from something I drew for my ask blog like a week before the episode came out)

OJ GAM GAM IS A MURDER-

[intercrusher]

this is their foreplay

[ratsonfire]

I never thought a Honda Odyssey could be so homoerotic